Problem SolverTM

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Computer info
Please take your time to fill out this form seriously

Processor Type <086
086
286
386
486
586
686
786
886
986
>986
Memory sizekb
Harddisk size x cm
Diskette size x cm
CD-Rom size x cm
Power button size x cm
Reset button size x cm
Mousepad size x cm
Keyboard size x cm

You vs. The Problem

Symptoms Black screen
Blue screen
Funny smell
Ticking noise
Tiny explosions
Green pulsating glow
Shouting neighbours
Firemen running in and out
Incoming alien transmissions
Did you: Try to fix it yourself?
Use a friend to fix it?
Format C:?
Call the president?
Call Apeldoorn?
Pull a plug?
Try to hold your breath for 30 minutes?
Pay every program on your PC?
Blame it on the aliens?