From: klffan@vlad.bowker.com (KLF Fan Mail Machine)

Handle: Maelcum
Affiliations: Founder/KLF, Coordinator of Exceedingly Great Grooves (EGG)
Real Name: Dan Nicholson
Age: 20
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195lbs
Location: Union, New Jersey, USA
Place Would Like to Live: Cybercity, USA
Favorite Movie: "Naked Lunch" or "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me"
Favorite TV Show: "The X-Files"
Favorite Book: "The Illuminatus Trilogy" by Robert Shea and Robert Anton
 Wilson
Favorite Game: tie between "Dune 2" and "UFO" (X-Com)
Favorite Demo: none, they all suck compared to the Orb live.
Favorite Music: ambient and trance, middle eastern, jazz, mine
Favorite Meal: Roy Rodgers burgers, chicken nuggets, fries, corn bread :-)
First Computer: Commodore VIC-20
Three Wishes
1) A woman who understands me
2) A T7 internet connection
3) KLF Cybercity
How I discovered demos: who knows? i wish i never had. ;)
What I dislike about the demo scene: 3lit3ness, attitudes, delusions of
 grandeur, programmers who want to do everything, people who actually can't
 figure out that watching TV is more fun, everyone keeps confusing it with
 the music scene
What I like about the demo scene: that the US guys haven't picked up so
 much attitude
My Opinion of the US: Sucky president and her husband, lame taxes and
 copyright laws, stupid gun control, too expensive, otherwise it has as
 much talent in it as europe
My Opinion of people in the US: too difficult b/c every type of person is
 in the US
Career Plans: keep doing what i'm doing but actually not have to go into
 debt next year
Biggest Disappointment in my life: Future Sound Of London's "Lifeforms"
 album
Good Advice for others: Don't listen to anyone because everyone is lying to
 you.
Something You Should Know: David Gilmour (Pink Floyd) thinks my KLF is
 not good and proper and British enough
Two People I Would Like To Meet Today: Richard James and Dr. Alex Patterson
What I Hope To Accomplish in the Demo Scene: not much because i'm not in it
How Long It Takes Me To Compose A Tune: This is the incredibly stupidest
 question ever. three minutes to two years.
What Tracker Do I Compose Music With: MMEDIT v1.01b primarily,
 ScreamTracker 3.01 a little bit
Demo Plans: several 50mb KLF .AVI and MPEG music videos. Hire a coder
Are Most Demo Groups Too Serious: Absolutely. Especially the Europeans.
My Personal Life: Is none of your business
What The Future Holds For Me: If I knew i would either kill myself or
 be somewhere else.
Where I See the Demo Scene in 10 years: a bunch of idiots who haven't
 figured out that interactive TV and VR are much more entertaining
What Is Missing From The Demo Scene: women
Will Virtual Reality Ever Catch On: do the programmers of Doom drive
 Ferraris? Yes, it already has.
How You Can Contact Me: Internet Email:  dan@bowker.com,
 moddan@vlad.bowker.com, klffan@vlad.bowker.com, 8bit@vlad.bowker.com,
 dan@vlad.bowker.com, moddan@ritz.mordor.com, root@vlad.bowker.com
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bdeep bdeep that's all folks

- Maelcum [KLF]
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