( start of collection · line ooo2 ) ( ibm: use afs 80x50 ) WHODINI Want a sausage? HIRO Naw, I don't eat pork. WHODINI Are you Jewish? HIRO I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine. WHODINI Why not? HIRO They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. WHODINI Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good. HIRO A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces. WHODINI How about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces. HIRO I don't eat dog either. WHODINI Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? HIRO I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality And personality goes a long way. WHODINI So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal? HIRO We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one motherfuckin' charmin' pig. It'd have to be way more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres. · : · · | . : · _ __/\\____ _____| . |_____ ____//\__ _ \\_\_ \ (----) )_:_( (----) / _/_// . _| · · · |_ . _ _:_(( · ))_:_ _ | t o | | ___ _______ | | ._\ /__ ._\ _ \_ __ | | | ___/__| / / \/ | | l__\ \________/ | | __ _ /______/ | | _ ___\\ ÷ s e r v e ÷ | . ....... _____ ____ ____ ______ ____ | ..: ._\ __/_ ._\_ \_ ._\ _ \_ .__\ /._\_ \_ | :..... | \_ \| /___/_| _ _/_| \ \| /___/_ l___ \___ \___/ \___ \___ \_ /______/ /______/ /______/ /______/ /______/ ...... | ..: | _______ _____ _____ | :...... . | ._\ _ _ \ ._\__ \ ._\ _ \ ©hP! | | \ | \ \ \| _/ \| \ \ | | \\ l___/-/ \__\ \___/ \_ | | /______/ \_____/ /______/ | | m a n __ _ | | _ _____\\ | _ _|__ . __|_ _ : ((_. . ._)) : · _ _| · __:__ · |_ _ · \\_\_ /____ _____) · (_____ ____\ _/_// \// (----) | · | (----) \\/ · : | · . : . · : · · | . : · _ __/\\____ _____| . |_____ ____//\__ _ \\_\_ \ (----) )_:_( (----) / _/_// . _| · · · |_ . _ _:_(( · ))_:_ _ | | ....... | ............... | :::::.: | ::::::: :.:.::: | ::.:::: | ....... :.:. .: | :::.::: | :::::.: : . : ÷ s t a r r i n g ÷ | :..:..: | ::.:::: : . : | :. .. :........ :::.:::..:.....: ________ | : . : :::::::::. .:: . /_______/\ | : . : ::::.:::. : : | . \ \ \ _________ ______ : : ::.::::: .: | | _wH0\_______\/_\\___ /____\ \ : : :.. :.:: . : | __/___| | _/ / \ \ : : : . :: : | \ \ | \ \ :\ _\ : : : . :: : | :\ _\ | :\ _\ |/ // : : :.....:: : |_____|/ //_______|____|/ //____/_____/ : :.........:.....:... ... / / _____/ /_ :................... .... / / _______\ / /\\\ \ : : / / ._\ :\ , / _\ | : : _ / /__| |/ , // | : : / ///__________ _ / / | : :.......... ... | ///__________/