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(80-89)/100 = Very good, 9 outta 10 its worth the download. (90-99)/100 = Excellent game, a MUST download. 100/100 = HOLY SHIT I'VE NEVER SEEN A BETTER GAME! RATINGS are based on the game idea, graphics, sound, playability, ingenuity, versatility, and a lot of other words ending in `ity'. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -<*><*> THE GAME REVIEW <*><*>- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Space Bucks Cd-Rip (c) Sierra [XX/34] ÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÜ [02/18/96] ° ÛÛÛÛßßÛÛÜÜ ÛÛÛÛßßÛÛÜÜ ÜÜÛÛßÛÛÜÜ °ÛÛÛÛ °ÞÛÛÛÝ°ÛÛÛÛ °ÞÛÛÛÝ°ÞÛÛÛÝ°ÞÛÛÛÝ ° ° ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ßßßß ± ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ± ² °ÛÛÛÛ °±ÛÛÛÝ°ÛÛÛÛ °±ÛÛÛÝ°ÞÛÛÛÝ°±ÛÛÛÝ ² Û ÛÛÛÛÜÜÛÛÛß ÛÛÛÛ ÜÛÛÛß ßÛÛÛÜÛÛÛß Û Û ÛÛÛÛ Û ßß ßßßß ß ß ßßßßßßßßßß [ PiNNACLE ! ] ßß Well, I followed the cute install.nfo and to no avail, it kept giving me a lame Windows "error=5". RATING: NA/100 SYNDICATE WARS/BULLFROG -PREVIEW- [02/02] Uhhhhhhhh...someone tell me what the fuck the point of this lame ass preview is? All it has is two blue bars on the left, and four of the same figures in the middle of the screen. All you can do is move them around in circular paths, there's not shooting or anything, wtf? RATING: 02/100 _________ _____ ________ <=======\ ____/=/ _ \=\_____ \========> .ù..ù.ù/ __|/\/ |_| \/ |_/ \ùù..ù.ù ù.ùù.ù/ \ \ \ù.ù.ù. .ùù.ù.\_________/________/_________/.ùù.ù. <===========[EMPIRE OF DARKNESS]===========> Proudly Presents -=[ LiViNG PiNBALL CD-RiP, CRACKED ]=- <================[02 of 02]================> A very simply, small, and basic pinball game. It includes 3 tables, which each contain 2 bonus tables. Their is no music, and the sfx are below avg. It's not very good, and it looks extremely old. Not worth it even to have as a `just to have' game. RATING: 22/100 S T A R W A R S T R I L O G Y F O R W I N D O W S [xx/07] _______________ __________ ___ ___ ___ ___ \_ ___ \_ _______\\ \ / / \ \ / / / l/ \ l____ \ \ / / \ \ / / \ / / ___/____ \ / \ / | _ \________/\__________/ \___/ \ / | | | \ / \ | | | \ / \ -- ----R E V O L U T i O N X 1 9 9 6 / / \ \ ð(*)ð [DoOm] /__/ \__\ ð(*)ð ==================== [ REVX * 19-Feb-96 ] == Poorly packaged, first arj isn't even an arj. But in the end you can manage to get a few .avi's out of it. Even then it's still pretty lame, only a major loser would keep these starwars avi's on his computer. That's valuable hd space that could be used for quality things such as pr0n. RATING: 06/100 Marilyn Monroe Multimedia CD-Rip [xx/33] COREL CD HOME Products - Over 100 Photos, with newreels footage & narration. -This rip is missing all, but 2, movies. It's basically a timeline of MM's life. It includes tons of pictures, journal entries, and at times voice nar- ration. It would be perfect if you had to do a report on her, or if you are or were a big fan of hers. Other than that it's kinda pointless ;) . RATING: 47/100 Heroes of Might & Magic (Windows 95) [o1/16] _ ________________________ _____ ________ _ \\_____ \_____ \_____ \/ . \\_____ \\ dZG/\ __// _ |/ ____/. | \/\ __/ _/ \ \/ /_ _/ /_ | ! _/ \ \ \____\ \______\_________|_____\____\ \_ ======\___/===ù1911ùCDùDIVISIONù======\___/= I hope I'm right in saying that this is exactly like the dos version. RATING: Same as the dos version, whatever it was. ______________ ____._________________ \________ / Y | \_________ / .____| __|/ / | | /___.__|/ /____. | | \____/ | | _/ |\____/ | | | |\__________|__\_____| | xCz | | `----' `-----' | | Virtual Snooker playable Preview | | (c) Interplay [01/01] | |__________________________________________| This is the same engine and look as Virtual Pool, except it's "snooker", what- ever the fuck that game is. Anyone ever played snooker before?! RATING: 41/100 ______________ ____._________________ \________ / Y | \_________ / .____| __|/ / | | /___.__|/ /____. | | \____/ | | _/ |\____/ | | | |\__________|__\_____| | xCz | | `----' `-----' | | Whiplash Demo (c) Interplay | | [04/04] | |__________________________________________| Yes, the full version is out, but here's what ya get in the demo. One track. Yes that's what you get. Check out the review of the full game. RATING: 57/100 __:_ ____________ __ ____: _____:_ \ __ \ / _________ \/ \ \ | \___ _ \ / | \/ | \ |___/ / | \/ _|_/__| | \ / | \ _ \|\____/ _ \ /| | \ \___| \_| \ |\___| \__\ / |_| \ %%%%|____/%|___/____!%tv%|___/%%%\/__|%|____/ <===========================================> =[*]= Whiplash (c) Interplay [XX/17] =[*]= <===========================================> Welp, here's the full version. Like the .nfo states, this game is very sim- ilar to fatal racing. It includes around 10 tracks. You're restricted to the road, so no off-track racing, but you got lots of tracks with jumps and those 360 things in the air. You'll need a 486/66 for the minimal graphic settings, for it to be decent. I'd suggest a pentium/133 for full SVGA and full graphics. It's a good game, but could become boring quickly. It does have modem play which might keep it a little more entertaining a little longer. Overall it's a good car game, but certainly not the best. RATING: 61/100 +----------------------------------------+ | The Official Quake Deathmatch TEST | | Released Saturday, February 24th, 1996 | | Copyright (C) 1996 id Software, inc. | +----------------------------------------+ | Operating Instructions | | by John Romero | +----------------------------------------+ OUCH! What a blow to ID this is going to be. Although we all know their purpose in releasing this was to get reports of bugs and problems, but MAN this is still going to kill sales. THIS IS THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY'VE DONE IN THE PAST 2 YEARS?!?!? WTF WERE THEY DOING HALF THE TIME? FUCKING EACH OTHER?!?! Not only was Duke Nukem 3D better than this crap , but I think it would be safe to say that Doom 1/2 is better than this too. Damn, I hope the SW/Final is a lot better than this crap, b/c this is a piece of junk. Don't even bother downloading it no matter what, b/c it will either (a) dissapoint you (b) make you not want to d/l the final which might be better (c) make you think you're back in the early 90's beta testing wolf 3d. RATING: 28/100 ÛßßßßÛ ÛßßßßÛ ÛßßßÛ ÜßßßßßÜ ² ² ² ² ² ² Üß ßÜ ± ± ± ± ± ± ß Û ß ° °Ü° ° ° ° ° ° Ü Ü ± ± ± ±ß± ± ßÜ Üß ² ² ² ² ² ² ßÜÜÜÜÜß ÛÜÜÜÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÛ úù-þ< V I R T U A L - A R T S >þ-ùú ÚþùúÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄúùþ¿ ³ English From Other World ³ ³ (c) LeviTek ³ Àþùú[17/02/96]ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ[07/08]úùþÙ D:\insrocky> instgocd.exe Error: Missed file INSTALL.DAT Installation aborted. -That was the only .exe and the other two were just for video card shit. RATING: NA/100 WingStar (c) InterActivision [o8/o8] _ ________________________ _____ ________ _ \\_____ \_____ \_____ \/ . \\_____ \\ dZG/\ __// _ |/ ____/. | \/\ __/ _/ \ \/ /_ _/ /_ | ! _/ \ \ \____\ \______\_________|_____\____\ \_ ======\___/===ù1911ùCDùDIVISIONù======\___/= A very colorfull scrolling shoot em up game. Just one little itsy bitsy pro- blem, HTF DO YOU SHOOT?! I can move left, I can move right, I can move up, I can move down, so now I can play dodge-the-bullets. Maybe you need a joy- stick, but I hate those things. Other than that MINOR problem, it's similar to tempest 2000, and it has great color and arial view, like the shit on the ground is not actually perfectly straight from you. You do see like both sides of a house, etc, depending on which side you're on. Oh, I also could not get any sound to work. RATING: 50/100 . . . . ____:- - -O- -T- -F- -W- - -:____ : \ /|_ ____ ____ _ |\ / . .:. \/ `\/' `\/' `\_/' |_| \/ .:. -|- / | \_ | \_ |____/ | | \ -|- .:|:| | /__| / __| \ | |:|:. =[X]=\______/=|_____/____|===\___|___/=[X] .:|:. -proudly presents:- .:|:. -|- [4/4] -|- :|: - A Z R A E L ' S T E A R - :|: -|- BETA [02-21-96] -|- .:|:. .-. . . . .-. .:|:. =[X]==/===\==|==[epidemic!]==|==/===\==[X]= |`-' `-:- - -|- - -:-' `-'| : : A crappy 3rd person small screen viewability game. It makes you appear as though your some high-tech robot who analyzes like every piece of crap you find. The viewing ability is like 1/4 of the size of you monitor, and the game play is choppy. No music, average background sfx, nothing special. Unless you are uh....hmm...a....uhh..a dork, then you won't like this. RATING: 39/100 Da Arcade Brothas Present: Jazz Jackrabbit Mega Pack FULL CD-ROM XX/26 (c) Epic Megagames -The nfo best describes this well known jump and shoot platform game: While working on Jazz Jackrabbit 2 for Windows 95, Epic Megagames decided to make this kewl cd. However, it's a strictly promotional item, so you won't ever find it in shops. This mega pack includes: Jazz Jackrabbit reged Jazz Jackrabbit 1994 Christmas edition Jazz Jackrabbit enhanced CD version Jazz Jackrabbit 1995 Christmas edition RATING: JJ/100 ____ ___________ ______ _/___|__/__ ______/_/_____|_____ \_____ \_______ \_________/_ .--/ | \_ / / | \--. |_/ |_______/________/______ _ \_| |\_______| * h O S T i L E * |________/| .-------- [-] P R E S E N T S [-] ---------. | COMPLETE CARRIERS OF WAR - FULL CD | | brought to you by da^LEGION/hst | `------------------------------------------' `--[02/23/96]------------------[XX OF 28]-' What a fucking piece of shit for 28 disks. It's a lame War simulator thingi, and it's ugly. This thing looks like it's from 1988, and it probably is. I think it's from SSI, but the gfx were so ugly I couldn't make it out. Even war sim fans shouldn't bother. RATING: 24/100 --------------------------------------------- H i R M U d O M i N A A T i O p R S N T S --------------------------------------------- SUPER STARDUST PLAYABLE PREVIEW by BLOODHOUSE ---------------------------------------[3/3]- A very upbeat space game. It has two parts, one is inside a tube and your thrusted forward trying to avoid and shoot things. The other part is similar to a game of the past in which your in the mid- dle of things, and you shoot asteroids and can go all over the screen. The music makes it seem lively, but it's a pretty simple game preview. Not bad. RATING: 51/100 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*>THE GAME OF THE WEEK<*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -This week, TGOTW goes to NAPALM'S release of WHIPLASH full reg. This car game is not the best we've seen, but with a fast pentium it could provide a good amount of fun, especially since it also has modem play. Besides that, nothing else this week could come close to it ;) . ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*>UPCOMING RELEASE DATES<*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -All projected dates are as of FEBRUARY 15th, 1996 and based on store release dates. This section is updated when available and I can only update it when the information is available, so don't tell me about it having old dates. Key to system types: DCD = DOS CD WCD = Windows CD MCD = Mac. CD W95CD = Win 95 CD M3 = Mac. Disk W3 = Windows Disk W953 = Win 95 Disk D3 = DOS Disk HCD = Mac./Windows CD OS | Name of Game | Company | Store Release Date ----------------------------------------------------------- D3 Pelican Hill ACCESS 02/26/96 DCD Falcon 3.0 Clssc SPECTRUM 01/30/96 DCD Shadows Over Riva SIR TECH 02/01/96 DCD HARVESTER MERIT 02/01/96 DCD Starship MERIT 02/01/96 DCD Cyberjudas MERIT 02/01/96 DCD Pinball World 21ST CENTRY IN STORES DCD AH3 Thunderstrike JVC 02/05/96 DCD Sport Hits 2 WEA 02/06/96 DCD Nicklaus@Muirfield WEA 02/06/96 DCD Kyrandia Trilogy VIRGIN 02/06/96 DCD Chronomaster INTRACORP 02/07/96 DCD Pro Pinball:Web ENT INTRNTL 02/08/96 DCD Cmmd&Cnqr:Missions VIRGIN 02/10/96 DCD Ganster Bundle AM LASER 02/10/96 DCD Top Gun SPECTRUM 02/12/96 DCD Fast Attack SIERRA 02/12/96 DCD Silent Hunter MINDSCAPE 02/15/96 DCD Net Mech ACTIVISION 02/15/96 DCD Racing's Greatest ROCKET SCIENCE 02/15/96 DCD H! Zone WIZARD WRKS 02/15/96 DCD Battlcrsr 3000 TAKE 2 02/20/96 DCD Whiplash INTERPLAY 02/21/96 DCD Big Red Racing SPECTRUM 02/22/96 DCD Pelican Hill ACCESS 02/26/96 DCD Maximum Roadkill TAKE 2 02/26/96 DCD Spycraft ACTIVISION 02/26/96 DCD Pinhurst #2 ACCESS 02/26/96 DCD Dungeon Keeper EA 02/27/96 DCD Cyberia 2 VIRGIN 02/27/96 DCD Deep Space Nine SSI 02/29/96 DCD Dragon's Lair II READYSOFT 03/01/96 DCD Promised Land VIRGIN 03/01/96 DCD Nemesis SIR TECH 03/01/96 DCD Jagged H2H SIR TECH 03/01/96 DCD Ripper TAKE 2 03/01/96 DCD Madden NFL 96 EA 03/01/96 DCD Ripper TAKE 2 03/01/96 DCD Terra Nova VIRGIN 03/01/96 DCD Deadly Skies JVC 03/01/96 DCD Alien Alliance VIRGIN 03/01/96 DCD Rivers of Dawn VIRGIN 03/01/96 DCD Madden NFL 96 EA 03/01/96 DCD Lost Admiral II AM LASER 03/01/96 DCD Desktop Toys 2 EA 03/05/96 DCD RBI '96 WEA 03/05/96 DCD Grand Prix 2 SPECTRUM 03/10/96 DCD Grand Prix 2 SPECTRUM 03/10/96 DCD The id Anthology GT 03/12/96 DCD Hacking DM,2,Hrtc&Hxn SSI 03/13/96 DCD Descent 2 INTERPLAY 03/13/96 DCD Track Attack SPECTRUM 03/15/96 DCD Crystal Skull INTRACORP 03/18/96 DCD Adv Tact Fghtr EA 03/20/96 DCD Wooden Ships&Iron Men AVALON HILL 03/20/96 DCD Adv Tact Fghtr EA 03/20/96 DCD PGA Euopean Tour EA 03/22/96 DCD AH-64D Longbow EA 03/23/96 DCD Zork:Nemesis ACTIVISION 03/25/96 DCD Space Hulk 2 EA 03/25/96 DCD Witchaven II INTRACORP 03/27/96 DCD VR Baseball INTERPLAY 03/27/96 DCD Master of Orion 2 SPECTRUM 03/30/96 DCD MAGIC/GATHERING SPECTRUM 03/30/96 DCD Total Mayhem SPECTRUM 03/31/96 DCD Deathtrap Dungeon SPECTRUM 03/31/96 DCD Amrcn Civil War INTRCTV MGC 04/01/96 DCD Klingon SSI 04/01/96 DCD Mortimer LUCAS ARTS 04/01/96 DCD Pax Imperia DAVIDSON 04/01/96 DCD Pinball Classics GT 04/01/96 DCD Klingon SSI 04/01/96 DCD Mortimer LUCAS ARTS 04/01/96 DCD Hind INTRCTV MGC 04/01/96 DCD NFL Football/Aikman GT 04/10/96 DCD VR Soccer INTERPLAY 04/16/96 DCD Sherlock Holmes 2 EA 04/20/96 DCD Conquest/New World INTERPLAY 04/24/96 DCD Terracide SPECTRUM 04/30/96 DCD PTO II KOEI 05/01/96 DCD Realms/Arkania 3 SIR TECH 05/01/96 DCD Confirmed Kill SPECTRUM 05/01/96 DCD Escalation GAMETEK 05/01/96 DCD Raw Pursuit JVC 05/01/96 DCD Flying Nightmares SPECTRUM 05/01/96 DCD Realms/Arkania 3 SIR TECH 05/01/96 DCD Super Heroes SPECTRUM 05/01/96 DCD Citzns:Blckwtr Affrs SPECTRUM 05/01/96 DCD Colonization Gold SPECTRUM 05/01/96 DCD Decathalon INTRCTV MGC 05/01/96 DCD Daggerfall BETHESDA 05/01/96 DCD Star Control 3 WEA 05/14/96 DCD Jggd All-Deadly Gms SIR TECH 05/15/96 DCD Air Warrior 2 INTRCTV MGC 06/01/96 DCD Vision of Glory AM LASER 06/01/96 DCD Bioforge + EA 06/01/96 DCD Adams Pinball GT 06/01/96 DCD Bioforge + EA 06/01/96 DCD Northlands AM LASER 06/01/96 DCD Over the Reich AVALON HILL 06/01/96 DCD Hammer Slammer INTRACORP 06/19/96 DCD Third Reich AVALON HILL 06/30/96 DCD Jetfighter III INTERPLAY 07/01/96 DCD F-16 Fighting Falcon INTRCTV MGC 08/01/96 DCD MetalLords NEW WORLD 08/01/96 DCD Nemesis SIR TECH 09/01/96 DCD Sensory Overload TAKE 2 10/01/96 HCD Wizardry Gold SIR TECH 02/26/96 HCD Full Tilt MAXIS 03/01/96 MCD Space Quest 6 SIERRA 02/07/96 MCD Pelican Hill ACCESS 02/26/96 MCD The Dig LUCAS ARTS 02/28/96 MCD Phantasmagoria SIERRA 02/29/96 MCD Gabriel Knight 2 SIERRA 03/01/96 MCD Transport Tycoon SPECTRUM 03/01/96 MCD Torin's Passage SIERRA 03/01/96 MCD Apache INTRCTV MGC 03/01/96 MCD Shivers SIERRA 03/01/96 MCD Hoyles Classic SIERRA 03/01/96 MCD Police Quest 5 SIERRA 03/01/96 MCD 11th Hour VIRGIN 03/01/96 MCD Heroes M&M NEW WORLD 03/04/96 MCD Empire II NEW WORLD 03/11/96 MCD Elk Moon #1 ACTIVISION 03/18/96 MCD Hexen GT 03/19/96 MCD Chaos Overlords NEW WORLD 03/20/96 MCD Aikman Football GT 04/01/96 MCD Ripper TAKE 2 04/01/96 MCD Toy Story Strybk DISNEY 04/24/96 MCD Tank Commander SPECTRUM 05/01/96 MCD Chessmates INTERPLAY 06/01/96 W95 Indy Jones & Adv LUCAS ARTS 02/28/96 W953 Ult Doom: Flesh GT 02/28/96 W95CD Family Card Games NEW WORLD 02/06/96 W95CD Daedalus Encounter VIRGIN 02/10/96 W95CD Heroes M&M NEW WORLD 02/15/96 W95CD MT:Earthsiege 2 SIERRA 02/26/96 W95CD A10-2:Silent Thunder SIERRA 02/26/96 W95CD Ult Doom: Flesh GT 02/28/96 W95CD Doom II GT 02/28/96 W95CD D ACCLAIM 03/01/96 W95CD Flight Unlimited VIRGIN 03/01/96 W95CD Destiny INTRCTV MGC 03/01/96 W95CD Civilization 2 SPECTRUM 03/07/96 W95CD Hexen GT 03/11/96 W95CD Mortal Kombat 3 GT 03/18/96 W95CD Mission Force:CyberstoSIERRA 03/19/96 W95CD Chaos Overlords NEW WORLD 03/20/96 W95CD Cry.Sys SIERRA 04/01/96 W95CD St Trk Generations SPECTRUM 05/01/96 W95CD Vegas Games 95 NEW WORLD 05/01/96 W95CD Spaceward Ho! IV NEW WORLD 05/15/96 W95CD Subterrane NEW WORLD 06/01/96 WCD T-Mek WEA 02/01/96 WCD Space Bucks SIERRA 02/05/96 WCD Dinotopia TURNER 02/09/96 WCD Sim City Clssc W95 MAXIS 02/16/96 WCD Warhammer 40K MINDSCAPE 02/29/96 WCD Muppet Trsr Islnd ACTIVISION 03/01/96 WCD Tommy INTERPLAY 03/04/96 WCD Urban Runner SIERRA 03/15/96 WCD Elk Moon ACTIVISION 03/18/96 WCD Wizardry Gold SIR TECH 03/28/96 WCD Rise&Rule/Anc Emp SIERRA 03/29/96 WCD New Order EA 03/29/96 WCD Klingon SSI 04/10/96 WCD Syndicate Wars EA 04/20/96 WCD Toy Story Strybk DISNEY 04/24/96 WCD Spr Bubsy/WIN95 WEA 05/28/96 WCD Dragon Dice INTERPLAY 08/01/96 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*>CORRECTIONS<*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -I'm told in TZ Minigolf REG, that you can make the actual course in color. I don't know how, and I don't remember there being an option, but I'm just telling you what I was told. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*>LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO<*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- THIS MAGAZINE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER, CONDONES THE PIRATING, STEALING, OR ANY OTHER ILLEGAL MEANS OF OBTAINING SOFTWARE. I AM IN NO WAY RESPONSIBILE FOR YOUR ACTIONS AS A RESULT OF READING THIS MAGAZINE, NOR HAVE I DONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL TO OBTAIN THE REVIEWED GAMES. IF YOU LIKE THE HOW THE REVIEW OF A GAME SOUNDS THEN BY ALL MEANS PURCHASE IT AND SUPPORT THE SOFTWARE COMPANY. ANY AND ALL MAGAZINE GROUPS HAVE PERMISSION TO USE THIS IN THEIR MAGAZINE, AS LONG AS IT HAS NOT BEEN EDITED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, AND YOU HAVE OBTAINED MY WRITTEN EMAIL PERMISSION. IF YOU WISH TO USE THIS ON YOUR WEB SITE, PLEASE CONTACT ME FIRST. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*>CLOSINGS<*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Greets to Clubber. -That's it for this week, hope it was of help. -Someone just mail me or something, when I don't get any mail I feel as if no one is getting this magazine or something. Just mail me, I don't care what you say, just mail me damnit! -Ionizer (Game Reviewer /\ Malice/Razor/RoR/PNT/Hostile Courier) Comments/Complaints send to ionizer@ns2.clever.net (NO QUESTIONS OR REQUESTS) .a$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$a. $$' . `$$' `$$ ' `$$' s `$$ $' $ $$ $ $$ a a $$ $ $$ $ $ssss$$ $ $$ $ $ $$ $ $$ $ o $$ $$ $ $ $$ sssss$$ $. $ $$ $ $$ $ $ $$ $ $$ $$. $ ,$$ $ $$ $ $ $$. $ ,$$ $$&@%o%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&@%o%@&$$$ $$' o '$$$ $ $$' s `$$ `$$$$$ $$ $ $$$ $ $$ $ $$ $o $$$$$ $$ $ $$$ $ $$ $ $$ ~' o$$$$$ $$ $ $$$ $ $$ sssss$$ %. ^$$$$$ $$ $ $$$s s$$ $ $$ $$ $$$$$ $$. $ ,$$$$@. .@$$$. $ ,$$ $$ $$$$$ `$$&@%o%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&@%o%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$hd' Copyright 1996 Ionizer Inc. #167A939