HI%GUYS,$$$$ HERE WE ARE AGAIN. STILL BREAKING THE LAW + $ YOU ARE NOW WATCHING STAR WARS DEMO PART I + # ## RELEASING DATE: 30.8.1988 + CODING AND ARTS: STALKER, DAGOBAH, ARES, CALYPSE AND CONCORD. MUSIC BY HI TECH. CONTACT ADRESS: TLB (ARES AND STALKER) $$ POSTFACH 1441, 6232 BAD SODEN/TS. ## BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU RECOGNIZED OUR EIGHT-PLANE BACKGROUND SCROLLING ? HARD TO FIND, BUT COUNT THEM ! $ HEY YOU COOL CRACKERS OUT THERE ! WHAT ABOUT A LOVE-CRACK ?? ?? YEAH, BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR SOME NICE YOUNG MAIDENS !! OKAY, BACK TO THE PLOT. WE ARE NOW SITTING IN FRONT OF OUR SCREEN, TRYING HARD TO FINISH THIS FUCKING SCROLLTEXT. THINK WE BETTER SWITCH OVER TO HQ IN LOEHNE/HERFORD !## HI FANS !! ! HERE WE ARE ! $ I, CALYPSE, WANT TO TELL YA SOMETHING ABOUT OUR SMALL GERMAN TOUR 88! OK, THE STORY BEGAN ON FRIDAY THE 5.8.1988 AT 9.00 AM!! WE DROVE TO LUDWIGSHARBOUR WITH OUR UGLY GREEN GOLF GL (ONLY 55 PS)! OUR MAXIMUM SPEED WAS ABOUT 125 KM/H AND SO IT HAPPENDED THAT A BIG COACH OVERTOOK US AND WE COULD NOT DO ANYTHING. IT WAS TERRIBLE, BUT WE SMASHED ALL FIAT PANDAS !!! OK, BACK TO THE STORY! AFTER 5 OR 4 HOURS WE ARRIVED AT PHANTOM (OUR MEMBER)!! THERE WE WERE FORCED TO VISIT CHRISTIAN (FOR ALL WHO DO NOT KNOW THE NAME , HE IS THE ONE AND ONLY E N F O R C E R S , THE REAL ONE, HAHA) !HI CHRISTIAN, JUST KIDDING! ! (BIN ICH JETZT GEFALLEN??!?) IT WAS A REALLY FUNNY TIME, BUT WE HAD A LACK OF SLEEP, BECAUSE AT 8. 00 IN THE MORNING WE HAD TO DRIVE TO SCHWANSTETTEN OR SOMETHING SIMILAR TO VISIT THE REAL CONGOMAN! YEAAHH!!! WHEN WE CAME FROM THE SUPERHIGHWAY, WE FOUND OURSELVES IN THE DEEPEST ALLGAEU!! MUUUUHHHHHH! WE ONLY SAW MEADOWS AND MILKA COWS, BUT THEN WE RECOGNIZED A BIG FARMER WITH A SKATEBOARD. AND NOW, WHAT DO YA ALL THINK WHO WAS THIS?? YEP, IT WAS THE DORFSHERIFF!!! OR BETTER KNOWN AS CONGOMAN!!! WE KIDNAPPED HIM AND DROVE TO HIS CAVE!, WHERE WE HAD A SMALL TALK TO CASCADE! (WHAT ABOUT THIS??). OK, AFTER CONGOMAN HAD SHOWN US HIS NEWEST RELEASES, WE DROVE WITH HIGH SPEED AND 4 GUYZ ON BOARD TO PHIL, THE HEAD OF THRUST!! WITH HIM, SOME OTHER THRUSTERS AND THE PROPHETS AG WE DECIDED TO VISIT A KIDSCOPYPARTY. IT WAS A LONG, BUT FUNNY WAY (FAXE TUEV, CONGO, FAXE TUEV !!! HAHA). WHEN WE HAD ARRIVED AT THE PLACE OF THE ACTION, I NOTICED THAT WE WERE RUNNING OUT OF FUEL AND WHILE ALL THE OTHERS TRIED TO FIND AN AMIGA TO SHOW THE KIDS, WHAT THEY CAN BUY IF THEY WANT, DAGOBAH AND I TRIED TO FIND A FUEL STATION IN THE ALLGAEU JUNGLE!! AND THE LAST 100 METERS WE HAD TO PUSH THE CAR TO THE PETROL PUMP! AFTER THIS SHOCK WE WENT BACK TO THE PARTY WHERE WE PUT ALL THE GUYZ INTO OUR CAR AND DROVE BACK TO PHIL! THERE WE ALL PLAYED RISIKO AND THEN CONGOMAN WANTED TO PLAY ARSCHLOCH, A REAL COOL CARD GAME (HAHAHAHA)!!!! AND WHILE WE WERE ALL PLAYING ARSCHLOCH OR SOMETHING ELSE, MANY PEOPLE VISITED PHILS PLACE AND IT WAS SOMETIMES QUITE NARROW AND AFTER THINKING ABOUT THE NEW THRUST RELEASE DPAINT V3.0 100 PERCENT WITH MEGA TRAINER AND HISCORE SAVING, WE DROVE BACK TO CONGO AT 5. 00 IN THE MORNING! WHEN WE ARRIVED, CONGOMAN NOTICED THAT HIS AUSTRALIAN DIG MOUSE HAD GNAWED HIS TELEPHONE WIRE. AFTER THIS, WE HAD TO FIND SOME SLEEP WHILE PHANTOM AND CONGOMAN ZOCKED IKARI WARRIORS (WITH TRAINER!! HEHEHE) . ON THE OTHER MORNING, (THREE HOURS LATER) WE HAD TO SAY GOODBYE AND DROVE BACK WITH PHANTOM TO LUDWIGSHARBOUR, WHERE WE LEFT HIM ALONE WITH HIS DAMAGED AMIGA! THEN WE DROVE ON TO ARES AND STALKER IN SULZBACH, WHERE THEY WERE WAITING FOR US WITH COLD BEER AND BRATWUERSCHTL!! AND THIS TIME, THE SAME AS EVERYTIME, WE GOT OUR SLEEP NOT BEFORE 4. 00 AM!!! BUT THIS TIME WE SLEPT TILL 12.00 AM . WHEN WE TRIED TO CALL RALPH (TGM CREW), WE WERE NOT FAST ENOUGH, CAUSE RALPH WAS AT A BAGGERSEE! SO WE PROGRAMMED, PAINTED AND COPIED THE WHOLE DAY TILL 4.00 AM (LIKE EVERYDAY!) AND THEN ON TUESDAY WE HAD TO DRIVE HOME AFTER SOME REAL FUNNY DAYS! ! HERE WE WANT TO THANK AGAIN ALL PEOPLE, WE HAVE VISITED! IT WAS COOL DUDES!!! $ AND NOW THE PART, YOU ARE WAITING FOR!!! HIGH ENERGY GREETINGS TO THE LEADING FOURTY-FIVE (IN W TO A ORDER !) : # WANDERER , VORTEX 42 , TSB , TRON/TRISTAR , TRILOGY , TCC , THRUST , THE SILENTS , THE UNKNOWN FIVE , THE NEW TWO , THE NEW MASTERS , TGM CREW , TETRAGON , SUNRIDERS/OKS , SUICIDE , S.O.S , SINNERS , QUEST , PUMA , POWERSTATION , PHENOMENA , NOISE , MAD BUTCHER , LIGHTFORCE , LEVEL 4 , HORIZON , HI TECH , HAPPY CRACKING SERVICE , GOLDEN DELTA , GCI , GARFIELD , FUTURE FRAME , FAST TEAM , ENFORCERS , ENERGY , DUNE , C.B.C , CASCADE , BODY CHECKS , HENDRIK/BROS, BBC , AXENON , ALPHA FLIGHT , ALCATRAZ , ACCESSION THAT WAS ALL FOR TODAY . COMING SOON FROM TLB: STAR WARS PART II, HANG EM HIGH AND A COUPLE OF NEW BOOT ALLOCS. FAREWELL