ABANDON ADEPT MIRACLE PRESENT THE DIALOGUE DEMO.... CREDITS FOR THIS FUNNY PIECE OF ART GO TO: SORBOS OF ABANDON FOR THE CODING AND SUM PAINTING AND TO SCAMPY OF ADEPT FOR ADDITIONAL CODING AND TO: MARVIN OF ABANDON FOR THE BIG CHARSET AND TO: MIC MOD OF ADEPT FOR THE SINECHAR AND TO: ZOOLON OF MIRACLE FOR ADDITIONAL GFX..... THIS IS THE INFO SCROLL FOR BULLSHIT ENTERTAINMENT LOOK UP !!!!!!!! WELL ... WITH THIS SCROLL I ,THE MASTER OF THIS DEMO, CAN CONTROLL THE MANY EFFECTS... WHAT ABOUT THIS ????? a I BET YOU ALLWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WE LOOK LIKE... SO HERE WE COME AGAIN... THE INCREDIBLE UNDEAD THREE.... a HOPE YOU LIKE OUR LOOKS.... WELL... AS PROMISED THIS LITTLE SCROLL CONTROLLS THE LAME BUT ALSO NICE EFFECTS IN THIS DEMO... SO.... HERE IS THE NEXT ONE.... b YOOO... I REALLY LIKE DIZ PICCY... WELL I GUESS YOU WANT SUM ACTION... SO GRAB YER FUDDELSTICK AND TRY TO MOOOVE !!!! SLAM YER GREASY FINGERS ON DAT BUTTON TO CONTINUE.... c WELL... SO MUCH FOR THE ACTION.... THIS IS A LITTLE TEXT WRITTEN ON THE LUNACY MEETING YEAH IT IS TIME YO STRUT AND CUT. SNIP, SNIP HI OUT THERE, BRUTUS THE BARBER BEEFCAKE HERE. IT IS NOW MY TURN TO WRITE SOMETHING. OOOH IT IS REALLY NOISY HERE. FROM THE LEFT SOME DICKHEADS TRY TO MAKE SOME SOUNDS WITH THE LAME SIDMON. STOP THAT !!!!!!OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOO! GUESS WHAT THEY DO NOW. THEY ARE KIDDING AROUND WITH SONIX !!! BLUUUERGH !!!!!!! FROM RIGHT SIDE ALSO ONLY SHITTY MUSIC. YIIEKS !! OHHH NOW SOME SPECIAL HELLOS TO THE FOLLOWING PALS : KAMIKAZE OF IT : HIIIIII OYVIND !!!! IT IS REALLY NICE TO TO SWAP WITH YA. THE EVIL WIZARD IS COMING AS SOON AS I GET HIM BOZO OF REBELS : HI FLEMMING !!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE WRESTLING VIDEOS. NICE CHATS ON THE PHONE !! RHESUS MINUS OF CRYPTOBURNERS : RHESI I HOLL DI MIT MEI TRAKTOR AB PIRANHA OF PREDATORS : NICE TO SWAP WITH YA EXEN OF FRAXION : I HOPE YOU WERE ABLE TO TRANSLATE THE LETTER SOME NORMAL HELLOS FROM ME TO: BRAINSTORM : MAJESTIC , CRUSADERS :DR. SHITFACE , MAGIC POWER : JAFFO , SHAPE : FLASH ,UNIQUE : HELL ANGEL AND WARFALCONS : EINSTEIN ... SEE YA !!! WELL JUST ONE MORE TIME THE NICE PICCY WILL APPEAR TO YAR SCREENS .... b AND AGAIN FOR THE ACTION FREAX AMONG YA....... c WELL... GOODBYE FROM THE BLOODY GUYS.... a SEE YA SOON !!!!!!!!!!!!! f d WELCOME TO THIS ONE..... ON THE KEYS IS THE GUY WHOSE NAME YOU CAN READ ABOVE... TODAY WE SORBOS SCAMPY ZOOLON CAME TOGETHER AT MY PLACE FOR THE BIG EVENT OF WRITING A SCRULLTEXT FOR THIS DEMU ... WELLZAZ... I GUESS I WILL LET THE OTHERS WRITE SUM BYTES FOR THE INTRODUCTION ASWELL BEFORE I COME BACK TO WRITE THE SHITTIEST BULLSHIT EVER !!!!!!! h YO THERE ! NOW I AM IN THE SCROLL NOW A A A A A A A SHORT INTRODUCTION OF ME SCAMPY IS MY NAME AND CODING IS MY GAME !!!! DIE SCHWEINE LINKS UND RECHTS NEBEN MIR LABERN MICH SCHON DIE GANZE ZEIT VOLL UN MIR FAELLT NIX EIN ALSO LASS ICH ERS MA ZOO LON SCHREIBEN ............... g YOHO ZOOLON ON THE MAPPY TO BLAST SUM CRAP INTO YARE FUCKING BRAIN........!!! EVERYBODY IS SCREAMING AROUND HERE....!!! I DONT THINK THAT WE WANNA READ ALL THE TEXT IN GERMAN....!!!! ONLY BOOZED PEOPLE TRY TO WRITE BULLSHIT IN GERMAN......!!!!! SORBOS IS JUST FURZING AROUND AND IT SMELLS LIKE BULLSHIT!!!!! OK NOW I GIVE TO BOARD TO SORBOS!!!! HEY SORBOS I WANT SUM BEER!!!!! f WELL.. NO BOOZE AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW.. I JUST HAD TO SEND OUT MY MUM FOR SUMTHIN!!!! HEY MUM... MACH HIN !!! NOEL NOEL... WELL I GUESS THIS SCROLL NEEDS A THEME SO THAT SCAMPY GETS SUM INSPIRATION ... WELL WHAT ABOUT... ONYX ..THE GROUP OFCOZ!!.. I GUESS THAT THEME SHOULD BE QUITE O.K.... FIRST.. I WANNA SEND OUT MEGA HELLOES TO CRIME OF ONYX WHO SUPPORTED SOOOO MANY DISKS... YEAH MAN... KEEP ON SENDING 10 DISCS EVERYTIME .... BUT HE IS EVEN COOLER.. COZ ONE DAY HE SENT ME A NOTEPAD YEAHH GREAT... JUST WHAT I NEEDED... HEY DUDE... WHY DID YOU PUT SOO MANY STAMPS ON THAT LETTER... ABOUT 1.40 DM TOO MUCH... WELL SEND MORE DISKS SOON !!!!! g YO ZOOLON BACK..... HEY SORBOS I DONT THINK THAT CHILDREN UNDER 6 YEARS CAN COUNT AND THATS THE REASON WHY CRIME SEND 1.40 TOO MUCH.....!!!!! OR THE SECOND THINK IZ THAT CRIME IZ JUST TOO LAME FOR TRADING LETTERS......!! h YO NOW A LITTLE BIT SCHLEICHWERBUNG WAIT FOR OUR ADEPT SOON COMING NEW SUPERB AMAZING DEMO f STENCIL VECTORS PAPPKOPPP h O.K. GUYS WAITING FOR IT WILL BE WORTH YO FIRECRACKER OR SHOULD I SAY A BOMB ............ DECODE THIS MESSAGE DUDE NOW SOME SAUSSAGES TO ALL OF OUR CONTACTS AND FRENTZ SORRY FOR THE DELAY BUT I COULD NOT LONGER !!! g THE MAN ABOVE IS BACK TO YA!!! ....AUDIENCE GOES... AHHHH! I PERSONALLY THINK THAT SCAMPY IS A BIT LAZY TODAY BUT WHO CARES...!!! THIZ IZ A BULLSHIT SCRULLER AND NO LETTER MAKER SCAMPY....!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! BACK TO ONYX!! I HAVNT THE PLEASURE TO MEET SUM COOOOL GUYZ FROM ONYX BUT JOKING BOUT PERSONS YOU DONT NOW IZ JUST COOL....!!!! SHOULD I LET SORBOS WRITE SUMTHING....... OK....SORBOS....BUHHHH!!!! f WELL I SUPPOSE YOU DONT KNOW THAT OUR PUNISHER LEFT US AND WENT TO RAED SEGTHOR... HU HU HU... ARGHH... WELL NO OFFENSE YOU GUYS FROM RSI.... WELL.. AS YOU ALL KNOW THAT WE HAVE THE POWER OF THE HOKUS POKUS !!!! WE ARE ABLE TO MAKE MORE THAN UNLIMITTED BOBS... YEAH!!! NO.. I WILL SOON DO REAL !!!!! STENCIL VECTORS.. NOT SO LAME AS THE ONES FROM SCOOPEX... THE FILLING WILL BE ROTATING TOO !!!! BEAT THIS !!!! IF YOU WANT TO BUY THIS MEGACOOL ROUTINE FROM ME... JUST TRY TO CONTRACT ME... g YO HERE I GO AGAIN...!!! HEY PUNISHER YOU ARE VERY COOL TO LEAVE ABANDON!!! RSI RUELPS FOREVER!!!! JUST BULLSHIT!!! AHHH I KNOW WHY DO LEFT ABANDON.... YOU WANT TO MAKE SUM T SHIRTS USING POTATOES!!!! AND THE PONY GROUP WHO WANT THE T SHIRTS IS RSI...!!!! HUHUHU!!! h SO SO THERE HE IS AGAIN STRONGER THEN EBEN YO STORM IT IS VERY NICE TO SEE THAT YOU GET THE ARSCH VOLL IS THERE A PARTY WHICH YOU LEFT WITHOUT SOME BLUE EYES MORE LETZ TALK ABOUT MY NEW DEMO IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY SUPER GEILO STEREO MACHT FUNKER FROH NOW I GET NERVED IN STEREO. FROM AMBOSS ON MY RIGHT AND ZOO LOHN ON MY OTHER YO FREEZERS TEAM SORRY I MEAN TARKUS TEAM I THINK YOU ARE THE BEST GROUP ON AMIGA THE VERY BEST IN YOUR OWN WAY IN FREEZING KEEP ON YER GOOD WORK NOW SOME GREETZ TO BLANK MONK FRED FLEKTOR PATTEX THE NUMBER 12365124651 IN THE BUSNESS ALSO BEST REGARDS TO SAM FOX NICE .... ZOO LOHN STEHT MEHR AUF MAENNER f ICH AUCH ICH AUCH !!!!!! h SHIT I AM SURROUNDED BY QUEER SISTERS NOTE TO ALL GUYS WHO ARE MAKING VECTORS REMEMBER ROXL ROXL NOP NOP WITH OTHER WORDS REMEMBER THE ESCAPING POINT NOT SUCH LAME PARALLEL VECTORS WHICH ARE REALLY L A M E g THIZ LITTLE GAY CALLED SCHRUMPLY TALKS ONLY SHIT!!! MANLY OF THE WORDS HE CAN SPEAK ARE... OH AH UH SHIT SUCK MY DICK MAN!!!! YEAH MAN GO AND BLAST SUM CRAP TO YOURE MUM!!!! SORBOS WANNA SEE SUM DIFFERENT SPEEDS!!! OK PALS HERE WE GO!!! b ZOOLON! THE c SCROLLER SPEEDS d UP AGAIN e !!!! A BIT SLOWER PLEASE d THANX....!!! I WANNA TELL SUMTHIN.....!!!! LETS TALK ABOUT SUM BULL ABOUT OTHER GUYZ....!!!! OK WE START WITH KEVIN OF VISION FACTORY!!!! HEY LITTLE GUY ARE YA STILL SPEAKING THROUGH THE NOSE!!!! EITIDEI ICH BIN DER HELD!!!! ARROGANCE RULEZ!!! SPECIAL GREETZ TO SLEEPING HEAD ALIAS PENNYWISE I LEFT THE BOARD TO f OR TO f BUT NOT I REPEAT NOT TO SCHRULLY OF A DEPP.....!!!! FINALLY I AM BACK AGAIN.. I.. NO FORGET IT.. WELL RIGHT NOW I AM SWEATING A BIT... JUST A MESSY TO ZOOLY... GESTERN HASTE NOCH MIT MIR GESCHLAFEN UND HEUTE HEIRATEST DU DANIEL... g ICH HASSE MEERESFRUECHTE... f NA O.K. I GUES IT IS TIME TO END... NAAAAG BULLSHIT!!!! WELL I GUES WE NEED A NEW THEME... WHAT ABOUT THIS.... WELL... MAKE SURE TO GET AN INVITATION TO OUR GREAT COPYPARTY... JUST WRITE TO... PLK046670 D 4500 OSNABRUECK.... HA LAMERS... NU HABT IHR NE ADRESSE.... ENDLICH..WA..... WELL JUST SUM INFOS... THERE WILL BE ROOM FOR 500 COMPUTERS AND ALL IN ALL 900 PEOPLE!!!! THE FOOD WILL BE AVAILABLE AT THIS PRICES... 0.50 DM FOR A SANDWICH....IN FACT MORE SAND THAN WICH... 1.70 DM FOR DRINKS....200 DM FOR PARTY RELEEZES... BUT YOU HAVE ENOUGH POSSIBLITIES TO EAT OUTSIDE THE BUILDING COZ IT LIES JUST IN THE HEART OF THE CITY AND CHINESE RESTAURANTS OR MC DOOFNALDS SHITS ARE NEAR... ABOUT 5 MODEMLINES WILL BE ONLINE AND A 3M VIDEOSCREEN IS ALSO SHOWING SUM HOTTEST FILMS.... STRIPTEASE AT 10 PM BUT ONLY FOR THE OLDER ONES... THE GUYS WILL BE CLASSIFIED... LAMERS TO THE TOP AND THE COOLEST IN THE BIG GROUND FLOOR... NOTHING MORE SO FAR... JUST TRY TO GET AN INVITATION.... AHH.. THE ENTRANCE FEE IS 10 DM... AND WE THINK THIS IS A FAIR PRICE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE POSSIBILTIES .... THE COOLEST CAN EXPECT TO PAY LESS... JUST SUM INFOS ABOUT THE COMPETITIONS.... PRICES FOR.. BEST DEMO..MEGADEMO..IDEA..GFX..SOUND.. SCROLLTEXT..STICKER..GAMBLER..EQUIPMENT..TRAINER..CRACK..ETC.ETC... BUT THE STUFF HAS TO BE RELEEZED AT THE PARTY... PRICES FOR THE DEMOCOMP... 1ST... 20 MB HARDDISC 2ND... 2 MB MEMORY EXPANSION 3RD... A RAIDER CHOCOLATE BAR.... AND MORE MORE MORE..... WELL ILL GIVE THE KEYS TO SCAMPY NOW HER THEY ARE... A B C D E F G H I......BULLSHIT.. h THE PARTY TAKES PLACE IN NEWZEELAND I HOPE THAT MANY GUYS WILL COME THERE FINNALLY IT ISNT SO FAR AWAY FROM HOME OK THAT WAS BULLSIT NO BULLASS I MEAN BULL S H I T O.K IN REALLYNESS THIS PARTY WILL BE THE BEST EVER HELD WE WILL MAKE A BIG SHOW WHICH WILL BE SENDED OUT IN TV DAS WARE IHR PREIS GEWESEN EIN TRABBI MIT ORIGINAL TRABBI MOTOR AUS 12. HAND WITH OTHER WORDS COME AND ENJOY BE SURE THAT YOU GET CONNECTED WITH OUR NEW BBS IN EAST GERMANY BUT ONLY 100 BPS PERHAPS WE WILL GET A FASTER BBS IN DINGESNKIRCHEN NEAR SOUTH AUSTRALIA BUT THAT WILL TAKE A WHILE g SORBOS IZ JUST ORGANIZING SUM ALC!!! JUST COOL!!! NO IM IN THE RIGHT SCRULLTEXT MOOD!!! I MUST TELL YA SUMTHIN!! SORBOS TOLD YA AT THE SCRULLER DOWN UNDER THAT I WAS A MEMBER OF MIRACLE!!! BUT THATS NOT THE TRUTH IN THE MOMENT!!! HEY ROCKSTEADY TELL ME WHATS GOING ON NOW!!! BUT FAST AND WHEN I SAY FAST I MEAN FAST!!!! OK....... SORBOS JUST ARRIVED WITH SUM ALC!!! BUT DO YA THINK BLUE CURACAO IZ ALC.....!! OK 39 VOLT ALC BUT THATS NO PROB FOR MY LIVER!!!!! ONLY THE COLOR MAKES ME SICK......!!! fTALKING BOUT DA LIVER... FOR ALL YOU WHO WANNA KNOW HOW MY PLASTIC LIVER IS DOING ... HEY LIVER ... WHAT DO YOU SAY.... NOEL NOEL NOEL... LIVER AT WORK.... SORRY GUYS... THAT DAMN THING IS BUSY AT THE MO.... MHHH...NOE IT IS TALKING... ..... ON STRIKE !!!!..... HUH.... FUCKING DAMN SHIT... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.... LIVERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STRIKE IN HERE... GET OUT !!!!..... O.K. O.K. COME BACK I WILL ACCEPT YOUR CONDITIONS.... AT LEAST 3 HOURS FREE TIME A MONTH WANTED.... OH SHIT... 3 HOURS A MONTH THATS A BAD JOKE... BUT WHAT CAN I DO... CONDITIONS ACCEPTED... g UHHH SORBOS TOLD YA SOOO MUCH BOUT HIS PLASTIC LIVER BUT WHAT HE REALLY WANNA TELL YA IZ THAT HE HAS GOT A PLASTIC DICK AND NO PLASTIC LIVER!!!! f NOOO TWO PLASTIC DICKS... ONE IN THE FRONT AND ONE IN THE BACK... YOOO!!!!!! g AHHH NOW I SEE IT!!! EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE TWO DICKS!!! BUT NO PLASTIC OF COURSE!!!!! DO YA KNOW THAT NIGERS ARE BLACK....... NOW THE JOKE OF THE MONTH..... SCAMPY WANNA WRITE SUMTHIN....!!!! h WENN EINER ANNA NASS MACHT DANN BIN ICH DAS !!! YO TEUTONICS PLEEZE FUCK YOURSELFS WHERE ARE MY DISKS IF I WONT GET THEM BACK THEN I WILL KICK YOU IN THE ASS AND AFTER THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO SPEAK HIGHER AND YOUR BALLS WILL FALL OUT SO BE CAREFULL COWFUCKERS YOU HAVE NO FUTURE YO JEZ SOUFEN WIR GRMBLFXY DEN NAMEN KANN ICH NICH LESEN ABER SAUFEN KANN MAN ALLES NOW ANOTHER MESSAGE TO THE OTHER GROUP WHICH NAMED THEMSELF ADEPT WE WERE FIRST AND WE STAY SO NOTE THAT GUYS ALLOHOHL MACHT BIRNE HOHL ...... DRINK VITAMIN BEER ....... THE TASTE OF A NEW GENERATION PISSI OR WAS IT PUSSY O.K. NOW NOW I WILL LEAVE THE KEYBOARD .......... g IN THE MO I EAT SUMTHIN!!! SORBOS TRY TO PUT ON THE MICROWAVE AND I GET A WUNDERFUL CHEESE SANDWICH!!!! I DONT THINK THAT ANYONE READ THIZ SCRULLER TILL THIZ POINT BUT WHO CARES...... FOR THE 2.3 GUYZ WHO ARE JUST READING THIZ TEXT....HEY GUYZ CONTACT ME FOR ZWAPPING COOL SCRLLTEXTS.....!!!! I WANT SUM ACTION..... f g h YEAHHHHHH.......SORBOS AND SCAMPY JUST ARRIVED FROM THE KITCHEN....!!! SCAMPY WANNA EAT SUMTHIN BUT SORBOS MUST MAKE THE FOOD COZ SCAMPY COULDNT DO THAT WITHOUT ARMS....!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHO MUCH TEXT WE HAVE IN THE MO. BUT WHO CARES...... SORBOS WANNA BE BACK.... f WELL... THE MASS IS EATING RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE TO WRITE AGAIN... HMMM... SHOULD BE 11 KB OF TEXT RIGHT NOW.... WAIT...BOOOZING!!! AHHH... WELLZAS... TOMMORROW THERE WILL TAKE PLACE A NICE MEETING AND THIS DEMO WILL BE SPREAD VIA MODEMSE BY OUR GREAT MODEMDUES... YOO BERND!!! I THINK THAT SLOWLY BUT STEADILY OUR INSPIRATION STARTS TO SUCK!!! WELL I GUESS NOBODY WILL READ 13 KB OF SCROLLTEXT ANYWAY!!! SUCH A SHAME!!!! NAAG THAT WAS THE NAME OF DE MUSIC... WELL... JUST SUM GREETS TO.. PANANANAIA WISCHEN FECTORY EGGSODUS FRAGSION KWARTEX SHUBNIX WETG DRISTER PAMAMAX SAPWEY IGEL SOFT BLECK MANKS APHA GLEIT KRUSEIDAS KRIPOBOERNERS EINFACH ANEMAITE RAETSEL SAPPWEX GESCHWUER KWADLAIT WELL WITH THIS WE.... h g f END THIS SCROLL AT 3.45 AM IN THE MORNING... TO BE CONTINIUED!!!!!!!!!!