.... TRY RIGHT RATBUTTON !!!! ... YO FOLKS !! HERE IS ANOTHER COOL DEMO FROM ABANDON !! ... FIRST THE HANDSHAKES ... CODE BY OZONE ... A VERY BIG KISS (HEHE!) TO THE POTHEAD FOR GREAT HELP BY THE VECTORROUTINE !!! (HEY MAN,I FOUND YOUR FAILURE IN THE ROUTINE !!!). COOL TUNE WAS COMPOSED BY HOGAN (YO ALEX !! I HOPE YOU'LL COME TO OUR LITTLE MEETING !!! FORGET YOUR FOOTBALL THIS DAY !!!). LOGO WAS PIXELD BY SORBOS (HELLO NORMAN !! THANX FOR THE MEGA SCROLLTEXT !!).THIS CHAR WAS PAINTED BY VISION !!! THE VECTOR OBJECS WERE CREATED BY ME (GREAT !!!) .... OK,THAT'S ALL ... NOW SUM CRAP WRITTEN BY SORBOS ... WHAT IS THIS ??? A CHANGE ???? A BIG CHANGE ???? BET ON IT.... THE KINGS OF SCRULLTEXTS ARE BACK ON STAGE ..... YA GUESSED IT RIGHT MAN.... HERE JUST NOW ON THIS SCREEN IN THIS COMPISTER (HEHHHH????) WE (!!!!!) ARE BACK AGAIN WITH A BLOODY SCRULL.... IF THERE ARE STILL SUM LAMERS OUT THERE WHO STILL DO NOT KNOW WHO WE ARE.... GO AND SHIT!!!! COZ SORBOS AND ZOOLON ARE BACK AFTER A LONG BREAK.... THAT'S IT !!!!! TODAY ZOOLON IS HANGING LOOSE AT MY PLACE TO BORE ME A BIT .... AND I CAN TELL YA RIGHT NOW I'M REALLY TIRED OF HIS FUCKY JOKES (HUH???) HE IS SHOUTING IN MY EAR THE WHOLE TIME.... CALM DOWN CALM DOWN...... TOMORROW WE WILL MEET THE OTHER GUYZ FROM ABANDON IN HALLE..... HA NOW I ENTERED THE FUCKIN BOARD OF SOLBOS...... HERE IZ ZOOLON KICKIN SUM CRAP INTO YA FUCKIN BRAIN....!!!! (HOPE THERE IZ ENOUGH SPACE IN YA BRAIN TO INFILTRATE THIZ SCRULLTEXT.....!!!! YA KNOW I'M NEW IN AMI-ZENE........!!! HA THAT LITTLE LAME GUY JUST HAS TO LEFT THE BOARD COZ HE'S ALREADY OUT OF IDEAS.... HA HA HA HOW LAME!!!!! WELL.... I HAVE SO MUCH IDEAS THAT THEY ARE POPING OUT OF MY HEAD..... PO POP POPP... HE????? ZOOLON AGAIN...... WHAT HEAD.... HE SURELY MEANS THE HALF OPEN BEERBOTTLE ON HIS NECK..... HALF A BEERBOTTLE OF CLAUSTHALER............ YA KNOW THIZ LITTLE GUY (SORBUS)......CANT DRINK REAL BEER COZ HES GOT LIVER TROUBLE.......... ONCE UPON A TIME THE LITTLE VOICE OF HIZ LIVER CAME UP TO HIZ BRAIN AND SAID -HEY PAL DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS BUT I QUIT-....!!!!!!!! YOO THIS IS THE STORY SO FAR.... RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH A PLASTIC-LIVER I BOUGHT AT KARSTADT..... QUITE O.K. THIS THING BUT YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE TOILET QUITE OFTEN.... SO I CAN ONLY SAY TO THOSE GUYZ WHO HAVENT HAD A LIVER-AMPUTATION....... KEEP YOUR LIVER TIDY ENUFF FOR THE LIVER .... WHAT ABOUT THE STOMACH.... OH SHIT NOT AGAIN... WELL OK. LET'S GET BACK TO OUR ONCE FAVOURITE THEME...... GIRLS.... WELL WHEN IT COMES TO THIS POINT I HAVE TO MENTION SUM GREETS TO: VRONIE (OFCOZ!!) KIRSTEN (HEHEHE!!) SILKE SABINE KIRSTEN ANGIE SANDRA MAGGY DANIELA OHHHHH NO!!!! STOP THE WET DREAMS OF SORBOS .......!!! HE BETTER SHOULD WRITE - HANS KLAUS GUENTHER SASCHA DETLEF AXEL EMI DANIEL AND ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE CLUB 175........!!! I DONT KNOW THAT -ABANDON- TOOK WARM BROTHERS INTO....... WHO CARES??NOW SUM REAL BUS...BUIS SORBOS DRINKS SUM -WARSTEINER- AT THE MOMENT AND STILL HALF A BOTTLE IZ STANDIN BESIDE ME....BUT HE HAD TO RUN 24 TIMES TO THE WC TO CHANGE HIS -PLASTIKBEUTEL-...........SORBOS WANNA WRITE SUM CRAP AGAIN......WHEN HE RETURNES FROM THE WC.......HE HE HE......... YOOOO FINALLLY AFTER 25 TIMES OF PISSING I'M BACK AGAIN......... BUT I THINK I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU AGAIN COZ IIIIIIIIII.........NUN JA.....(WEGISSER).......HEY SORBOS DONT FORGET TO OPEN YA TROUSERS.......TOOOOOO LATE...........BACK TO GIRLY-BUIS.........WHAT DO YA THINK BOUT THE LITTLE SWEET GIRLY IN THE -JAEGER- (KNEIPE) SORBOS................. NOT AGAIN ....... HE REALLY SEEMS TO BE VERY PROUD THAT SHE ONCE (!!!) HAD A DATE WITH HIM..... DON'T BE SOOOOOO NAIVE..... WHEN YA WANNA MEET A REAL NICE GIRLIE I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU TO KIRSTEN..... YOOOO.... IF YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN HIM IN THE JAEGER..... ALL HE COULD DO ON THAT EVENING WAS DRINKING..... NOTHING MORE HAPPEND (HOW LAME!!!!)..... BUT SUM GUYS SIMPLY DON'T GET IT RIGHT HOW TO HANDLE WOMEN!!!!! HEY SORBOS I DONT KNOW WHAT YA WANNA TELL THE PEOPLE OUTTA THERE................????????!!!!! I MEAN ALL -YOU- COULD DO IZ TO RAN 134 TIMES A DAY TO THE WC............!!!!!! HEY YUMMIES COULD YA PLEASE TOLD ME HOW TO KICK A GIRLY WHEN YA LIVE ON THE WC??????????????? HA HA AS I SAID BEFORE ..... SUM GUYZ REALLY DO NOT GET THE POINT A WC IS A FINE PLACE TO PLAY WITH WOMEN...... BUT WHAT AM I SAYING????? HE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT ANYHOW..... SO I THINK WE SHOULD CHANGE THE THEME AGAIN ....... HMMMM WHAT 'BOUT LAMERS..... WHAT LAMERS DO YOU KNOW ZOOLON...... (EXCEPT ME OFCOZ!! COZ EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WE ARE BOTH LAMERS!!!) HMMMMM YO!!! THE FIRST LAMER OFF ALL ON THE AMIGA ARE TARKUS TEAM....!!!! BETTER KNOWN UNDER -TAXI TEAM-........!!!! WHY???? YA KNOW WHEN THE GUYZ OF TAXI-TEAM BECAME TO HOT INSIDE THEY USE A -FREEZER- TO PULL OUT THEIR BRAIN..................!!!!!!! THEY SHOULD BETTER FREEZE THEIRSELVES FOR 90 YEARS....................NEXT BIIIIIIIIG LAMERZ ARE -TRAVELLERS- YOOOO..... THAT IS ALSO MY FAVOURITE LAMERTEAM.....(SBS) WELL.... RIGHT NOW ZOOLON LEFT TO BUY SUM PIZZAS ...... YEAH..... SO NOW I CAN TRAIN MY TEN FINGER WRITNG........ SUCH A SHIT ...... WELLL SO FAR I DONT KNOW WHERE THIS SCRULLER I GONNA BE USED IN BUT I SUPPOSE I'LL USE IT FOR MY FIRST DEMO ON AMIGA.... WELL..... I SUM DAYS THE CEBIT WILL TAKE PLACE IN HANNOVER AND I HOPE I CAN FINNISH MY DEMO TILL THEN..... BUT I'M SURE THERE WILL BE A WHOLE LOT OF PROBLEMS TO THE POINT WHEN IT'S FINALLY FINISHED..... AHHH.... SUM HOURS AGO PUNNE TOLD MEW THAT HE MADE 6000 NEW ABANDON STICKERS.... YOOOO!!!!!!! I THINK I'LL TAKE HALF OF 'EM!!!!!! I HAD A REAL BIG STICKER CONSUM THE LAST WEEKS ...... WELLL WITHIN THIS SCROLLTEXT THERE SHOULD ALSO BE SUM REAL USEFULL BYTES SO WELCOME TO THE FIRST LESSON OF LEARNING -SWITSCHERDEUTSCH- WITH SORBOS OF ABANDON!!!!!! TODAY WE ARE STARTING WITH THE BASICS.... THE MOST IMPORTANT WORD IN GERMAN IS -KACKEN-..... THE SWD WORD FOR THIS IS -KACHCKEN- PLEASE REPEAT - KACHCKEN- DON'T MIX THAT UP WITH THE WORD -KACHKKEN- WHICH IS USED IN THE -SCHWITZERDEUTSCH- NOT TO BE MIXED UP WITH OUR COURSE CALLED - LEARNING SWITSCHERDEUTSCH-...... THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT COZ WHEN YOU MIX THE MEANING OF THE WORDS YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE LANGUAGE...... WELL I THINK THAT'S ENUFF FOR THIS LESSON...... SEE YOU NEXT TIME IN THE SECOND PART OF MY COURSE WHERE YOU WILL LEARN THE OTHER MOST IMPORTANT WORDS IN THIS LANGUAGE AND I PROMISE THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND POEMS FROM ALL THE IMPORTANT AUTHORS AFTER PART 2344...... WELL..... RIGHT NOW I'M STARTING TO GET OUT OF IDEAAAES..... HMMM.... IT'S TIME THAT ZOOLON RETURNS WITH THE PIZZA..... (YOU KNOW.... HE'S ONLY ONE OF MY SLAVES!!!! HE HE!!) SO DUDES WHAT SHOULD I TALK ABOUT NOW........ WELL..... WOW..... THE PIZZA!!!!! YEAH!!!!! ..... YOOO GREAT TASTE.... ZOOLON JUST LEFT AND I WILL CODE ON MY DEMO NOW.... BYE!!!!