SHITT SLB AND SHMB POWER ROGUE MALE BEATMASTER ZING DANGER FUN NOISE JOKING WALKMAN TIED UP Dr AWSOME LARS SLL ACADEMY a guy of ACADEMY RAPMIX ROGUE MALE FEELING GREAT TITAN here it is, at last after let me see ..1......2....3...4.....5.......... months!! it's finished, puff! you might wonder why this crap took the great mad so long to code!!!???? well i don't know either! if you know, give me a call. use mouse to select song. credits for this music disk, goes like this........ coding (tratttatidum!) mad (yeeeah). graphix - death hawk (loading pic.), the soft. (shit) ` (logo), me and svinet (sweinstein) did some and chars from deluxe paint ii. music ripped by mad except shitt which was made by slarty bartfast and mr. schmoothie patootie of action force. personal grettings to ironlight and to the amiga for beeing better than atari!!!!!!!! and then some terrible stuff about a local laaaaaaaaaamer called... mr. wiklems. he is talking shit about action force and call us lamers. the truth is that he is a bloooody stinking shit head of a lamer..! the 3rd lamest person i have ever heard of. (the other two below lives in arendal. fuck you guys!) so stop talking shit or we will continue talking dirt about you until you are dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. if you want to contact me then write to (:), roger kamben 2930 bagn norway for swapping, tips (coding) and ....things ! i am tired of writing drit and stuff so i link to the software terrorist (the boss!!!! (he thinks so (ha ha hi!))) scroller ......... bye the way, we'll meet again in future releases! hide under the table, because here is..... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatsjih !!!!! schnufs! snufs! sorry 'bout that chaps! may i introduce myself to you stincky lamers ! (just kiddn' you man!).... i am the software terrorist ` ` ` ` ` ` !!!! of course not only an official member of the world famous (???) action force , but the big boss himself (at least i stinck (sorry, think) so!)... well, well, enough talk about myself i think (or do you want more? let me hear... nooooooooooooooo !!! okay, okay, i can take a hint.... well, what should i talk about instead ? (stupid question really, you haven't any influence on that anyway!) i think i'll take one of my home-produced jokes! ('ey! where are you going!??!!) ok, here it is... do you know the difference between an elephant and a lamer ? neither do i !!! (haha ha ha, come on then, laugh! ha ha hihi hoha!) i think you're fed up with my jokes already, so let's leave that subject! why not show the memberlist of action force ? okay, here it is, in "wnwcimhatt" order! (stupid! doesn't you know what "wnwcimhatt" stands for? of course it means... in "which-name-who-came-into-my-mind-at-the-time" order... okay, there i see it comin' ! ; ` the software terrorist - coding, graphix, swapping, boss !!! ` ; ; : mad - coding, hardware (burning and making!),experimenting ( dr.jekyl) : ; ; ss sweinstein - coding, hardware freak (at least freak !!! haha hihiho!), muzak-wizard and graphix ss ; ; skt skeletor - swapping, muzak skt ; ; sgt sergeant slaughter - muzak, graphics, insane (!) sgt ; ; death hawk - coding, art work, swapping ; ; punisher - coding, swapping ; ; slb slarty bartfast - muzak, coding slb ; ; scp mr. schmootie patootie - muzak, swapping scp ; ; scorpy - swapping ; ; spite - swapping ; ; bootboy - swapping, muzak ; that was the norwegian members of action force! but we have got a couple of new members! we welcome two finnish members, called ; slime - swapping ; and ; safir - swapping ; we wish the new members a great time in action force !!! sorry, i have to leave to prison (read school) now! i'll be back soon freaks!!! kick, kick, kick "dammit!" pump, pump, pump... kick, kick brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm brm brmmm brrrm choke, schreeeeeech..... (for the stupid ones, this was me starting my motorbike (popular called "the wreck"! it is a corvette (norwegian product of course!) model? 1962 !!!) ................................................................... brrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm (louder and louder), schreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! bang! crash! creeeek! boooooooooooomm!... ooops! that was that garage! but what is important, is that i'm back from prison (read school!). it was boring (as usual) in the prison (continue reading school!) today! okay, this is better! just now i'm sittn'in here and relaxing in my chair and listening to what else than... jean michel jarre while writing this scrolly! i'm also very interested in heavy metal! of course my favourite group at the moment is... iron maiden (they rule) !!! if you're also a music freak, why not contact me, and we could swap some cassettes ??? do not hesitate, write now !!! address will come later on, so continue reading! ok... are you waiting for the greetings? then you'll have to wait a bit longer! the greetz will come later! now i think i'll burst out some messages... first message to ravisher of brainbug ... hey freak! what's the matter? do you really take school that serious??? stop swapping you say? stop talking bullshit! why not gimme a call???! 2nd message to... burglar of it... what's the matter, old chap? why not written back for so long??? to much to do at school? please give life from you soon! 3rd message to... shark the master of scoopex... 'ey sharky, thanx for beeing a great contact, allways sending the hottest stuff! your demos are great (especially the vectrix demo!). by the way, what do you think about this production? 4th message to firecat of united! ... hey ol' dude! thanx for beeing a great friend! maybe a bit lazy with the swapping, and a bit to much swallowed up in your school-work (my printer can confess that!), but a cool pal! a special greeting to your turtles! 5th message to... express of magic science... hope we can swap some music-tapes! send faster! 6th message to tgc of icon crew... hope your amiga will work ok now! seeing forward to swap with you again! 7th message to... duke of flexible... what's the matter, are you dead or something? or have the cops visited you again??? hope to hear from you soon! 8th message to... eye of impulse... what's up pal? give some life from you soon! 9th message to... the flash team (the black wizard) ... i read the scroll in fog's last demo a while ago, and i see that you and punisher (action force) isn't to great friends! but please stop dragging action force into your fight! and, black wizard, i think you should stop thinking so high about yourself! can you code an equalizer (wrong word really, you use an equalizer to adjust the sound, which i think would be rather difficult in a demo! what you mean is probably a 'vu-meter'!) routine yourself??? that's the messages for today! let's see if i can dig up something else from my brain.... hmmmmm, no it seems that it's pretty empty up there just now! but i've got two visitors tonight. they are... ; skeletor ; and ; sgt. slaughter ; ... i think i'll hand the keyboard over to one of them, while i'm filling up my brain with new ideas! see ya later... anyone out there, who want's to smash some keys???? hmmmm... yeah! me want!! (he-he) sgt. slaughter here! i'm sure glad this is tst's computer!! bamm! crash!!! i kill me! (alf) well, i am supposed to locate some trash from my brain, so here we go!!!! i know you are listening to some music on this disk rigth now (unless you're not, ha ha!!!), but have you ever listened to jarre??? sure, you have!!! he's grrrrrreat!!! but i really think 'live in houston' is better than 'revolutions'. don't know why. it's only a feeling. maybe it's because the laser-show (seen the video???). enough jarre from me! let's change subject! some of us will be present at the it and razor 1911 party, i sure know that, but i've got some problems with convincing my father to allow me to go. as my earlier contacts know, i'm always broke. that means i need him to pay the trip. well, more about that later. skeletor is soon going to leave, so i'll give the keys to him. skeletor???? skeletor????? skeletor!!!! your lazy bast.... zzzzzzzzzzzz..... yeah????!!! what's up???!!! (` speaking... your dick is up!) ha-ha very funny!! well i'll get down to some real bullshit... ooooooops!! i just smashed the 'del' key down into the computer! !! well it's tst's computer so it doesn't matter. well, i can see that slaugter has been out telling you about his money-problems again. actually the reason for that problem is sweets (` speaking... and girls???) !! well `, i don't think that girls really are slaughters problem. if it is any problem at all?? what do you think? well i'll tell you a sweet little story told by slaughter's mum.... she said... " if we shall get him (slaughter) after girls, we'll have to push him up right in front of them!!"..... well, the other day ` and me were at the cinema, and afterwards we discovered that we've got the same code on our cash-cards.. do you wanna know what it is ???.. oh no, it will be easier to throw a : dog over four tall buildings (each house at least 4 metres high) (: speaking don't abuse my name!!! ) well, i gotta go, but i hope i'll be back later on. you see i've got some work to do. hope someone can fix that 'del' key anyway. ... someone who wants to crunch the keys?????? well here is ` ` ` ` ` ` !!! i surely doesn't want to "crunch" my keys !!! anyway, as slaughter told ya earlier, we will come to the razor - it party, 23-25th of june... if we'll get a seat near a wall, you surely won't have problems seeing us! i have just made a poster, which consists of 14 (!) a4 sheets! everything created with the proggy "posters", and printed out on my printer! see you all at the party !!! ok, i think i'll show you my address now! contact me at once if you wanna swap music-tapes or the hottest stuff on amiga! i am also programming a little machine code, so if you want to exchange ideas, routines and so on, contact me! my address is as follows... (get a pen and a sheet of paper now!) ........ tst/action force fejordet n-2900 fagernes norway ..... my phone number is.... (+47) 063 60967 (ask for bjorn) looking forward to hear from you! okay, i think i have written enough scrolltext now, so i'll let someone else write something... ````````````````````` signing off.... oh, i (skeletor) am back, and some bullshit's coming up again.... oh no (splat!!!!) slaughter just let a filled fart on the keyboard... (uack!!!!), and now over to a great subject, my ad. it's coming up, so you'd better grab a pen, and write faster than yourself!!!! skeletor/af , n-2920 leira i v., norway. wanna hear my unpleasant voice then call... (+47) 063 62399 ask for skeletor..... slaughter coming up with some bullshit..... bullshit??? me??? well, acctually, here's some bullshit... eh.. about skeletor, he's a biiiig asshole, you know, because it wasn't me that farted at the keyboard, it was himself!!!!! anyone who want's to hear a joke?? skeletor says 'no', ` says 'no', so here it comes!!! do you know what a iranish anti-komehini man is????? no??? dead!!!! ha, ha, ha! i kill me!! oh, i forgot about the party, but i suppose you've allready read enough about it, so i'll put it away!! wasn't that fun???? well here's `, so..... juuuuuupppi! der sluttet den fistampen endelig! naa kommer det som dere alle har ventet paa! okay, for the non-norwegian, i'll translate... here comes the long-awaited greetz! first we kick out the very special golden, flashing, flying, magnificent greetings (of course in alphabetical order!).... 101 crew malta ; alive ; amigavision ; atomic ; avenger ; black monks ; byterapers ; complex ; crusaders ; cryptoburners ; deathstar ; digitech - ibb ; freedom force - amiga industries ; freedom force norway/tomcat f-14 ; freestyle u.k. ; ghostriders ; it ; level 4 ; maffia ; neutral zone crackers ; network ; odyssey ; orion 5 (message from death hawk... sorry about the delay, but the next sending will be great!) ; razor 1911 ; rising force ; sanxion ; sargon ; scoopex ; sector 5 and the carriers ; setrox ; silents - northstar ; spreadpoint - defjam - ccs ; subway - dreamteam ; sunriders iceland ; team-x ; the band norway ; the cartel ; trash and the top boys ; united ; vision ; wizzcat ; world of wonders ; zark .... the normal silver greetings fly out to... act ; alien force ; artic league ; a.s.k. ; asteroids ; boonfire ; brainbug ; browbeat ; byteman cracking crew ; cosanostra ; cpu-til ; creators ; crime ; dream warriors ; driller killers ; dual access ; earl ; ff ; finnish force ; fixion ; flexible ; freedom force norway/the amiga superiors ; h.a.c. ; heavy duty inc ; icon crew ; impulse ; insiders ; james ; limited ; lonewolf - amiga ; magic science ; mainframe ; megadeath ; megapower ; m.o.a. ; more love ; mr. abacus ; new order ; nonstopcrew ; ollie ; orion ; phillip ; polarbears/noble star ; quino ; random fashion ; rille ; scanners ; shape ; silence ; smart t ; supervisors ; supreme ; terminators ; the amiga artists ; the california hacker ; the flash team ; the possessed ; threat ; tvm ; zeus ; zipp ;;;;;;;;;;...... phuiiii!!! that was them all (i hope) !!! if you still cannot find yourself on the list, write to us for swapping, and you'll get on the list! if you mean that you swap with us, and is still missing on the list, please give us a hint ! okay, this is the very end of this scrolltext now! hope you have enjoyed this scrolly, the demo and all the muzak (handpicked by me (`) and : .... see you all very soon in another action force production... bye, and big greetings from... action force (c) 1989 ........................................... wrap!