Don't you think this is a bit strange way to start... LB.Scores Really sorry for using a library...But I needed Dos to save highscores, because this game must be in DosDisk for easier spreading in BBS's... Dr.Gassu of Amaze ...............GASSU......STANDARD ORBIT..............SCORES YES,THIS THING WAS CODED BY DR.GASSU! STANDARD ORBIT IS DEAD NOW... OK MASTER! SCORES WILL BE CLEARED! ! Hi lamer! Going to steal some routines?? Hi lamer! Going to steal some routines?? Are these really worth rippin' ? Hi lamer! Going to steal some routines??Okay take this one, it's bitplane-scroller...! Don't you think here's lots of homemade code? Source-code was something about 45 kb... Hi lamer! Going to steal some routines?? HI TOR ! HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS GAME ??!? TITLE SCREEN : - HIGHSCORES HELP - THESE INSTRUCTIONS ESC - EXIT GAME RETURN OR FIRE TO START GAME CONTROLS : JOYSTICK IN PORT 2 OR ARROW-KEYS ON KEYBOARD (RETURN ACTS AS A FIREBUTTON) ESC TO ABORT GAME PRESS FIRE OR RETURN TO CONTINUE LAMERBUG! INSTRUCTIONS IN THIS GAME (?) YOU CONTROL THE LAMERBUG!. THE MISSION IS VERY SIMPLE, JUST EAT ALL APPLES AND AVOID POISON-BOTTLES! WHEN YOU'VE EATEN ALL THE APPLES, YOU JUST GO TO LEFT-TOP OF THE SCREEN AND THE PAIN IS OVER! PRESS FIRE OR RETURN TO CONTINUE FUCKING IMPORTANT! USE *ESC* TO EXIT THIS GAME ! DO *NOT* RESET ! HIGHSCORES ARE ONLY SAVED WHEN YOU USE ESC TO EXIT !! AMAZE IS PROUD TO PRESENT NEW GAME CALLED - LAMERBUG - @ ALL CODING IS DONE BY DR.GASSU/AMAZE,BABY GRAPHICS DONE BY TUNE AND THIS COOL MUSIC MADE BY TSACA. THIS SCROLLTEXT IS WRITTEN BY ME.(FIRECODE) THIS TEXT IS SECOND ONE TO THIS GAME BECAUSE APACHE WROTE THE FIRST AND COUPLE OF DAYS BEFORE RELEASING THIS DEMO APACHE JOINED ANIMATE. OK,THAT WAS IT ! NOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GAME: -PRESS HELP FOR GET SOME INFORMATION. @ - PRESS JOYSTICK BUTTON FOR START GAME OR DO NOTHING AND CONTINUE READING THIS SCROLL. NOW I MUST SAY THAT THESE GUYS WHO WAIT GREETINGS SHOULD REALLY BE COOL,BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO WRITE WHOLE GREETINGSLIST, AND THAT'S WHY THIS SCROLL CONTAINS ONLY SOME SPECIAL ONES ! AND HERE THEY COME : ( NO SPECIAL ORDER ) SCOOPEX FINLAND UNIQUE VISION FACTORY BLACK MONKS DEFJAM & CCS ORACLE REBELS KEFRENS ANIMATE (HI APACHE !) TOP SWAP MAD ARCADIA RAZOR 1911 BEASTIE BOYS HUMANOIDS ENERGY SAVAGE ALIVE SYSTEM 5 THE DUAL CREW EXODUS THE REAL TRIANGLE LEVEL 4 TSK-CREW TRILOGY CRYPTOBURNERS CYTAX NO LIMITS (GALAXY WILL CONTINUE APACHE'S WORK ) PIRANHAS ESA COMPLEX (HI SLOWKAPLE. . . ) PHAZE 101 FINLAND THE EUROPE OZ OK, I THINK THAT THESE WERE ALL SPECIALS. . . IF SOMEBODY THINKS THAT HIS GROUP SHOULD BE IN THAT LIST,THEN GIVE US KNOW IT ! AND THESE WHO SWAP WITH APACHE ARE STILL GREETED IN ABNORMAL-DEMO. AND NOW ONE IMPORTANT MESSAGE: IT GOES TO NEW WAVE IN NORWAY @: WE STILL WANT YOU TO JOIN US ! WRITE TO OUR PLK, PLEASE !!! YEAH, NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME BULLSHIT ! NOOO !!! NOT YET !! DONT PRESS ESCAPE !!! BECAUSE THERE ARE ONE IMPORTANT THING TO DO ! THE ADDRESS ! YEP,IF YOU WANT TO JOIN OR SWAP OR . . . THEN WRITE THESE LINES ON ENVELOPE : @ AMAZE @ PL.65 @ 63301 ALAVUS @ FINLAND @ BARF,IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS SCROLL AND YOU HAVEN'T PLAY THIS GAME, THERE CAN BE ONLY THREE REASONS. . . 1. YOU REALLY ARE GOOD FRIEND OF STUPID SCROLLTEXTS ! 2. YOU DIDN'T CATCH THE ADDRESS AND YOU WAIT UNTIL THIS SCROLL RESTARTS. 3. YOUR JOYSTICK IS BROKEN !!!! MAYBE THESE THINGS ARE TRUE ? WHO KNOWS . . . BY THE WAY, WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT PICTURE !? I THINK IT'S JUST PERFECT. IT'S JUST TUNES (-TUNE,OUR MEMBER) STYLE ! HEHEEEH . . . . NO,DON'T LAUGH ! THAT PICTURE TELLS PERFECTLY THE IDEA OF THIS GAME ! YES,IT'S TRUE AS YOU SEE !!! OK,NOW IT'S TIME FOR ONE GAME ! PRESS BUTTON . . . . . . . . . . DO YOU GET TO HIGH-SCORES ? BY THE WAY, MY BEST RESULT IS SO GOOD THAT YOU CAN'T BROKE IT ! IT IS . . . . . . . 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 . SO WHAT ? DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WOULD TELL IT TO YOU ? NOOOO ! IT'S SECRET ! BUT,I CAN GIVE SOME GOOD INSTRUCTIONS FOR THIS GAME : 1. ALWAYS MOVE, NEVER STOP ! 2. DON'T TOUCH BOTTLES 3. WHAT ? YOU WANT MORE INSTRUCTIONS. . . NOOOO,YOU MUST TEACH YOURSELF SOMETHING TOO, BUT WITH THOSE INSTRUCTIONS YOU SHOULD GET TO THE TOP OF YOUR HIGH-SCORES ! (I GET !) . . . . . . . . LET'S STOP THAT CRAP ! BUT MURF,I'M SO HUNGRY THAT I COULD EAT DOGS FOOD. . . YES, I MUST STOP WRITING NOW AND GO TO EAT SOMETHING ! IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN SCROLL READING THEN PRESS ESCAPE AND LOOK ABNORMAL-DEMO ! OK,BYE NOW . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ! YO ! STILL SOMEBODY THERE! THIS IS DR.GASSU HERE ! I DON'T THINK THAT THIS GAME HAS ANYTHING TECHNICALLY INTERESTING, 'COZ ACTUALLY THIS IS NOT A 'DEMO'... BUT I GOT INSPIRATION FOR THIS GAME WHEN I PLAYED A GAME CALLED 'AHMATTI' ON AN OLD CP/M COMPUTER... AND I THOUGHT THAT THIS WOULD BE A EASY JOB TO DO AND AT LEAST SOMETHING LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN ALL THE DEMOS... ALL CODING FOR THIS THING WAS MADE LOOOONG TIME AGO... SO, A LITTLE MEZZY TO ALL DUDES WHO WERE WAITING FOR THIS... NOONIIN J[TK[T, NYT VARMAAN TAJUATTE ETT[ VIIVE EI JOHTUNUT MEIK[L[ISEST[!! JA NYT TAITAA OLLA SE 'ENS VIIKKO'... MAIKKI JA KEPPI, PIDITTEK\S 'SHOKKIHOIDOSTA' !?!?! JA IHMETTELETTE VARMAAN MIXI ETTE OLLEET SPECIAL GREETULOISSA ;-) OKAY, IF YOU REALLY HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS GAME... DO IT NOW 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO READ !! C U ! SCORE: LAMERBUG! AND THE FIRST CRUSADE LAST SCORE: HIGH SCORE: PLEASE ENTER YOUR NAME: ----------