HEJ ALTA I SILENTS, HAR DU REKNAT SANDKORNEN ENNU! HO HO HO ... OUR FRIENDS POWER PARROT AND ANT SEND SOME VERY SPECIAL REGARDS TO YOU... BEFORE THROWING THE KEYBOARD INTO THE AWFUL HANDS OF TEEZE, I'LL WRITE THE CREDITS... CODING BY MOSH (YEAAH, THAT'S ME!) AND ALSO SOME GRAPHICS!! LOGO AND FONT BY MARVIN... AND THE MUSIC BY TWISTER! (HI PAL!) SHIT, HERE COMES TEEZE (AAAAARRRGH!!!) CHEESE..... YO HO! THIS IS TEEZE... HOW IS IT HANGING OUT THERE...... ARE YOU STILL ALIVE ALL MY FRIENDS...... FIRST WE WOULD LIKE TO SEND SOME VERY MEGA SPECIAL GREETINGS TO ALL THE ANARCHY MEMBERS IN THE U.K! AND EVEN MORE SPECIAL HEY HOPPS TO JUDGE DROKK, MR.BIG, MOLE, RAISTLIN, FOUR.MAT AND KREATOR! NOW A BIG FAT RUSSIAN HUG TO MAILBOX OF ALIVE!!!!! SORRY IF WE MISSED YOU IN OUR PARTYDEMO FROM LANDSKRONA. OKAY PALS. NOW IT IS ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT BEFORE THE PARTY IN ARENDAL!!! I AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MEET ALL MY FRIENDS FROM NORWAY!! JUST PUNCH ME ON MY BACK IF YOU SEE ME!! I CAN BEAT ANYONE IN BEERDRINKING!! AAAAHHH... THE PHONE... WAIT... YO FATMAN! .... NICE OF YOU TO CALL! HOPE YOU WILL SLEEP WELL TONINGHT...BECAUSE TOMORROW YOU MUST GO TO SCHOOL!!!! HEY JBM OF TETRAGON!! SAMMA SAK TILL DIG! SKOLA !!! YEAH!! WOT NOW.... A MESSAGE TO CAD OF D.MOB AND BIG BEN OF ELITE AND MEGASTORM OF ADEPT AND COOLHEAD OF DOPE AND STRANGER OF IMAGE AND JOHNNY OF CAVE AND COKE OF RED SECTOR...... SEND BACK NOW!!! YOU ARE FUCKING SLOW WITH YOUR SENDINGS!!!! WHAT ARE YOU UP TO..... SLOW SWAPPING IS A CRIME!!!!! HEY SPIROU OF ADEPT!! ARE YOU STILL ALIVE.... HOPE YOU ARE! HOPE TO SEE YOU! REMEMBER THAT STOLEN DATA WILL ALWAYS HIT YOU IN THE EYE! NEVER FORGET! MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR COPY FROM ME! SEND TWO DISKS AND YOU WILL GET IT FASTER THAN HELL! THIS IS DA ADDRESS: TEEZE ......... SPOVG SEVEN ........ PITEA ....... SWEDEN ...... HEHEHEH... CALL ME TODAY! ...FOUR ... SIX ... NINE .... ONE ... ONE .... ONE ... ZERO .... ZERO ..... TWO ....NINE........ ALMOST ANYTIME!!! NO LAMERS!! HEY JPN OF LEVEL FOUR .. PLEASE MAKE A D.I.S.C ISSUE THREE THAT WORKS PROPERLY!!! HEY, I REALLY MUST GO NOW, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO STAND SOME MORE WORDS FROM MOSH (OR DIE!!!)... SEE YA! YEZZP! THIS IS MOSH AGAIN WITH SOME WORDS OF WISDOM... DO YOU WANT TO KNOW AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT THOSE VECTORBOBS! WOT, THERE AREN'T ANY! THOSE ARE SPRITES, DUMMY! SURELY THE FIRST VECTOR SPRITES IN THE WORLD (EEH...) AND OF COURSE, EVERYTHING IN THIS INTRO IS CALCULATED IN REAL TIME (EXCEPT FOR THE TWOHUNDRED K:S OF ANIMATED FONTS. (DO YOU READ THIS, PHOTON (OF PHENOMENA!!) !!) ) (END OF PARANTHESES) WHAT ((( )(() (( ))( ()) AAARGH! STACK ERROR! THE HEAVY LONGWORDS START DROPPING DOWN IN MEMORY AND HITS ME IN THE HEAD! SHIT, I WONDER IF ANY OF YOU OUT THERE REALLY APPRECIATES THAT KIND OF STRANGE HUMOUR THAT I HAPPEN TO HAVE! IF YOU DO, THEN WRITE A LETTER TO TEEZE (READ THE ADDRESS IN THE NEXT ATTACK WAVE OF THE SCROLL... IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SHIT, WRITE ANYWAY!!! I'M ALWAYS GLAD TO HAVE SOME ENEMIES TO TALK BULLSHIT ABOUT AND SOME FRIENDS TO PRAISE! NOW I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE ANYMORE ...THE TIME IS HALF PAST FOUR (IN THE MORNING! (YAWN) ) AND SCHOOL STARTS IN LESS THAN FOUR HOURS (AARGH!) ...AND THIS SUCKER IS STILL NOT CRUNCHED!!! (GASP!) AND THIS IS THE END... RESTARTING (READ IT AGAIN SUCKER!!!) #...DO YOU ALWAYS READ THE SCROLLS TWICE, OR HAVE YOU FALLEN ASLEEP BECAUSE OF THIS BORING INTRO, PERHAPS! WELL,WELL...I THINK ITS TIME TO STOP NOW. ANYWAY, SEE YA!!!