YO!!!! WE'RE BACK WITH A STONKING NEW DEMO!!!.. IT'S CALLED 'THE ADVENTURES OF BOBBY THE BALL', AND IT'S ABOUT BOBBY THE BALL!! (WOW!!!).. LET'S SEE A PICTURE OF OUR HERO!!!! THERE HE IS - WHAT A LOVELY LITTLE CHAP. BYE BOBBY! WELL, THAT'S OUR HERO..... NOW LET'S SHIFT THE SCENE TO STONEHENGE!! (WHO SAID WE WERE HIPPIES?) HMMM... THAT'S STONEHENGE, AND I MUST SAY THAT IT'S A BIT SURREAL TODAY - THE GROUND'S MOVING AROUND..... WEIRD!!! ANYWAY, HERE COMES BOBBY!!!!.... YO BOBBY!!! HOW'S IT GOING MATE? ............ OH RIGHT!! ANYWAY, HOW DO YOU LIKE BOUNCIN' AROUND?............. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT FEELS LIKE SHIT?????? IT TOOK AGES TO CODE THIS!!! BE GRATEFUL YOU LITTLE SOD OR I'LL FLUSH YOU OUT OF THIS DEMO.... GOT IT?! O.K. I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY..... ANYWAY, I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YA.... NO, NOT A BOTTLE OF VODKA, A WOMAN!!!! HERE SHE COMES NOW!!ü 'HELLO DARLIN' SAID BOBBY, BOUNCING AROUND.......... 'OOOOH, HELLO HANDSOME' SAID SHE COYLY, ROLLING OH-SO SEDUCTIVELY OVER A BUMP!!!!........ 'FANCY A HUMP?' SAID BOBBY....... 'NO THANKS, THERE ARE QUITE ENOUGH LYING AROUND HERE' SAID SHE, POUTING GORGEOUSLY, 'BUT YOU COULD TAKE ME OUT FOR A ROLL TONIGHT!!!!......... 'YOU BET' SAID BOBBY, WHILST SECRETLY THINKING 'ARF-ARF, PHWOAR, FNONK' ETC (HI RUSS!)...... THEY ROLLED AROUND FOR QUITE A WHILE, BUT LET'S LEAVE 'EM AT THIS POINT OF THE NARRATIVE! THAT EVENING, BOBBY WENT ROUND TO BETTY(THAT WAS HER NAME!)'S HOUSE. SHE WAS EVERYTHING HE'D EVER LOOKED FOR IN A WOMAN - SHE HAD A GREAT BODY WITH PERFECT CURVES (3.1415 ETC..), WAS DEAD SEXY, LOVED HIM, AND HAD ABSOLUTELY NO BRAIN AT ALL!!... WHAT MORE COULD A HEALTHY YOUNG BALL WANT?..... ANYWAY, THEY HAD A GREAT EVENING!!! LET'S SEE A PICTURE OF THEM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! INNIT SWEET? AFTERWARDS, THEY WENT BACK TO BOBBY'S HOUSE!!!!!!!! SHALL WE SEE A PICTURE!!!! YEAH!!!!! OOOO-ER MISSUS! IS THIS THE FIRST (TASTEFUL) SEX SCENE IN A DEMO?? BY THE WAY, I ONLY CENSORED THIS 'COS I COULDN'T BE SHAGGED TO WORK OUT WHAT BOBBY'S GENITALS LOOKED LIKE, NOT BECAUSE WE'RE AFRAID OF PUBLIC OUTCRY!! IT WAS GREAT!!!!. THE EARTH MOVED AGAIN (EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN'T AT STONEHENGE!!!)..... BUT OH DEAR... DEAR OH DEAR..... DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR...... SILLY BOBBY DIDN'T TAKE PRECAUTIONS (AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!) AND 9 MONTHS LATER... POOR LAD! HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT WHEN BALLS HAVE BABIES, THEY HAVE LOADS!!!........ LET'S SEE 'EM ALL!!........ And there they are !!!!! The offspring of Bobbyýand Betty the ball!!!!! Cute aren't they!!!!..... And now for the credits...... All Coding by YOBBO!.... Graphics by YOBBO and MUNGO!.... Cool music by AZTECH! Well,Yobbo has gone off to look for someone at the party to chat to so he has left me - MUNGO - in charge of the keys for a while... Well.. Im only half pissed and I am fighting to get TOTALLY pissed by the time the KARIOKE competition starts!! Im gonna win for SURE!! Hehehehe.. Well - a few personals go flying out to SEEN/KEFRENS! Nice to talk with you man!Daisy Rules forever!!ý Hehehhee.. A message to GONZO/FLASH PRODUCTIONS - Nice letters from you!! Look forward to talking with you in the near future!! Shame about the trip being cancelled!! Oh well.... MYSFIT of ANARCHY - Dungo?? Hehehehe!Ill send back sooný.. Greetings to BOZO/REBELS - Hope you enjoyed your holiday in Norsk! Chat soon!! A giga to EXECUTIONER/BETRAYAL boring and irrelevant?!?! Hehehehee...... Anyway,I'll go now becoz the other members wanna type some boring words!! Hehehe.. A giga FUCKING to HYDRO for not bloody turning up!! (Again!!) Hehehehe... L8rzz......... ALRIGHT FREAKS!!!!! Its AZTECH here,the one who did the fucking shit (read that as astounding!) music....ýI am quite pissed so sorry for crap text.... I would like to say a big COWABUNGA to NIGHTSHADE of ECSTASY!!!! His music is like,totally awesome,dudes!!!! A few words about this party (ANARCHY) Unfortunately every couple of minutes the power shorts out due to the large amount of LAMERS here.... I never realised so many existed!!ý Anyhow,I'm enjoying myself with my cider bottle (oo-er! nudge!nudge! fnarr!fnarr!) Hi to anyone who likes my musak!!!! I have some amazing suprises in store for you!!!! Anyhow,I'm off now coz I'm piss bored of this crap!! Seisure later!!!???!!ý ok !!! lets change the subject ..... i know a bbs that exists just to stab you in the back ,,boy i've rung it a couple of times an my fucking backs killing me!! yeh so how are you beast!!! doing good ..coolll!!! whos gonna be the next person to get the FAST....!!! treatment ..oh you.... you don't know wot i'm talking about do you?? maybe SPOT-NOODLE knows wot i'm saying !!ý ok thats enough slagging off for now ,,see yer soon beast & spotty !!!heheheheheheheheehehe l8rz.............. Here's Mystik of Anarchy,and I'd like to say hi to all dudes at this party especially Havok (the Hamcock) and anyone else who is cool,Cheers for letting me type Yobbo,and thanks a lot Dungo for bringing up the Mystit thing.....Cool greets to Reward,who just loves Karjala.....Yeah!!!! What a cool drink,thanks mate!!! Ok heres MEDIATOR at the Anarchy party.... Everyones out of it (Except me!! HE HE!!) So they will go for anything.... like Hey can I have a fiver? ...... I am still here... this demo is my main rival and I hope I win.... Still lets see........ Ah! Dans here .... HELP! see ya!!! Yo heres Brac i hope Andi lets me join Slipstream... 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Oh well, that's Mungo's greetlist!!! Apparently it took him ages to type that in!!!!!!!! Speaking of Mungo, here#s a quick catalogue of his immense fuck-ups on the way here!!!!!!! First, he couldn't find Mechanic's house, and so he rang on the door of the wrong house and got verbally castrated by a really pissed off woman at 6.30 in the Morning!!!!!!! Then, we got lost!!!! OOOPSS!!!..... Maybe someother time!!! hehehehe.... And now he's totally rat-arsed on Cider.... hehehehe........ !!!!!! Anyway, heres' Yobbo back again, and I'm afraid that This scrolltext will now finish, because the power at the party here in Barnsley is about as dodgy as erm... a very dodgy thing and it keeps on cutting out, so we lose all our source!!! WICKED!!!! That's also the reasoný for having fuck all objects 'cos I couldn't be shagged to design 'em when the power was cutting out all the fucking time...... For the record, all objects run in 3 bitplanes - I don't use bitplane tricks....... Anyway, I'm now bored, tired (no sleep for 34 hours!!!!) and pissed off.... BYE!!!!!!!!!! We're out of here!!!!....