F O R F U N N O T S T A T U S ----------------------------------- HMMM... THE CREDITS ARE CODING(?)...... YOBBO MUSIC.......... THE IMPOSTER START LOGO..... TECHNIQUE PLASMA LOGO.... YOBBO CARTOON........ HYDRO THESE GFX...... EMPTY CRAP ANSI!..... BUNGALO(HEHEHEHE!) SCROLLTEXT:.... EVERYONE! MORAL SUPPORT.. TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR (BUT NOT GAZZA!) GREETS GO IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF:- ADDONIC AGILE ALPHAFLIGHT ANARCHY ARCHAOS ARTEMIS BASTARD SQUAD BETRAYAL BLOODSUCKERS BRAINSTORM BYTERAPERS CAVE CLASSIC COMA COMPLEX CRUSADERS CRYPTIC CRYPTOBURNERS CRYSTAL CYCRON CYTAX DARKSIDE DEFJAM DIVINA DUAL CREW ECSTASY ENDLESS PIRACY ENERGY SPREADERS EXTEND FLASH PRODUCTIONS FRANTIC GEMINI 2028 GHOSTLY SPREADERS HIGH TENSION HYPERION INTUITION IPEC-ELITE JETSET LEGACY LEGEND AND MASTERS MAGNETIC FIELDS MAYHEM MIDNIGHT SUN MIRAGE MYTHOS NEW AGE NETWORK NZ EXPRESS NIKKI CORRUPTIONS PALACE PHENOMENA PROLOGIC PSEUDO OPS PUNISHERS QUADLITE QUARTEX R.A.F. RAZOR 1911 REBELS RED SECTOR/TRISTAR SAVAGE SCOOPEX SHARE AND ENJOY SILENTS SKID ROW SLIPSTREAM SNAP SPREADPOINT SUBWAY SYNERGY TARKUS TEAM THE DRUIDS UNITED FORCES VERTIGO VISION WIZZCAT NOT TO MENTION.... QUBE! A SPECIAL YOBBO GREET TO TURBOSLUG (MF) WE ARE:- AZTECH COQ ROUGE DAC EMPTY GRAFFITI HYDRO LAUGHING HYENA MAD AXEMAN MECHANIC MIKE MUNGO POT NOODLE RETALIATOR ROCKWORM RUSTIC WARRIOR SHADOW SINBAD TECHNIQUE T.G.R. THE IMPOSTER YOBBO WRITE TO MUNGO! WRITE TO EMPTY! 2A INVICTA PARADE, CLIFTON HOUSE, SIDCUP HIGH STREET, 32 SEAVIEW ROAD, KENT, DA14 6ER, UPTON, BH16 5NG, ENGLAND. ENGLAND. WRITE TO AZTECH! WRITE TO COQ ROUGE 30 REGENCY PLACE, S. LITHBO, CANTERBURY, OLANDS G.9, KENT, CT1 1YF, 392 31 KALMAR, ENGLAND. SWEDEN. YOU CAN ALSO CALL ONE OF OUR BOARDS THE GARAGE:- SYSOP MECHANIC +44 (0) 71 372 3395 OR C.A.L.:- SYSOP POT-NOODLE +44 (0) 923 835 373 !!!!! THIS IS ANTHROX!! BACK TO ERM.... BE BACK!!! WELL, THIS STARTED OFF BEING A SMALL INTRO.. BUT IT GREW SOMEWHAT - I (YOBBO) AM MEANT TO BE REVISING FOR MY GCSE'S BUT I CAN'T BE SHAGGED... SO I DID THIS INSTEAD... I KNOW IT AIN'T GOOD BUT WHO CARES.. IT'S REALLY JUST SOMETHING I DID SO WE COULD CLEAR A BIT OF OUR BACKLOG... ANYWAY... LET'S TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE.... WELL.. IN THE FUTURE (NEAR) YOU ARE GOING TO READ SOME COMPLETE CRAP BY THE OTHER MEMBERS!!... BUT IN THE PROPER FUTURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SAVOUR BOTH THE ANTHROX MUSIC DISK, AND MY 'BOBBY THE BALL II' DEMO.. WE GUARANTEE THAT THEY'LL BE COMPLETE CRAP! ANYWAY.... MUST JUST GIVE THE SILENTS THE CREDIT FOR INVENTING THE NICE PLASMA IDEA IN THIS DEMO.... OK.. I'LL BE OFF NOW.. I'M REALLY RATHER BORED WITH THIS WHOLE THING.. SO I'LL LEAVE ON THIS NOTE... LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (HIGH C) ENGAGING STRANGENESS TRANSLATOR..........ENGAGED SQRTXFFSHELLO THERE!!!! IN CASE THE PREVIOUS TYPIST HASN'T BOTHERED TO INTRODUCE ME I'M EMPTY, ONE OF ANTHROX'S SWAPPER/GFX GUYS WHOSE EXSISTENCE YOU WERE PROBABLY PREVIOUSLY UNAWARE OF. IVE GOT A JOKE FOR YOU.......HOW DO YOU CONFUSE AN ARCHAEOLOGIST????.........GIVE HIM A TAMPON AND ASK HIM WHICH PERIOD IT CAME FROM!!!! ENOUGH OF THIS FRIVOLITY. THAT JOKE WAS DEDICATED TO DROKK OF ANARCHY BY THE WAY. HOW ARE YOU MATE? KEEP THE LETTERS LONG!!!!! A FEW LIGHTNING GREETS GO TO HAWKEYE/PROLOGIC YOGHURT/NETWORK BLUTCH/PALACE WIZARD/DAZZLE MIGHTYMUZ/VOGUE CHAZ N COAXIAL OF ARCHAOS WIZOID/MAGNETIC FIELDS AND MY ETERNAL FRIEND ASTRIX ALSO OF MAGNETIC FIELDS. CHRIST KNOWS WHAT S GOING ON IN THIS INTRO, ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT INVOLVES PLASMA. OOOOOOO LOOK AT THEM WOBBLY THINGS (I PRESUME THAT IS WHAT IS GOING ON) FOR A HOT TRADE PHONE ME ON ENGLAND 0202 631234 A SPEED OF LIGHT HELLO TO WARLOCK/XENTRIX AND THE VIOLATOR (LOCAL DUDES) I'M CRAP AT THIS SCROLLY STUFF AREN'T I? WHY DO SOME PEOPLE PUT HEHEHE AFTER EVERYTHING????? I THINK I'D BETTER GO NOW AND PROPEL THE KEYBOARD IN THE DIRECTION OF SOMEBODY WHO IS SLIGHTY BETTER AT THIS KIND OF THING TOODLEY PIP! OK... THAT WAS EMPTY... NOW HERE'S POTTY (POT-NOODLE) WITH AN INTERESTING STORY... GO FOR IT MR STORYTELLER!!!! (BEFORE I EAT YOU UP!) ----- JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING PLASMA!!! ISN'T AMAZING?? YUP YOU THINK SO TOO HUH?? WELL WHY DON'T YA VOTE YOBBO AS THE BEST CODER IN THE EUROCHART! GO ON, YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE! -- OH WELL, ANYWAY ON WITH SOME WIERD AND WONDERFULL SCROLLTEXT FROM ME (POT-NOODLE).... OKAY LETS START WITH A LITTLE STORY!.... THIS IS A TRUE STORY, AND IT HAS A LUVERLY MORAL (WELL THERE'S ONE THERE SOMEWHERE!)... HEM - A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO I WAS STANDING AT A TRAIN STATION WAITING FOR SOME FRIENDS WHO LIVED UP AROUND HARLOW... WE HAD ARRANGED TO MEET THERE AND THEN CATCH A TRAIN TO THE MOTORHEAD CONSERT - SO I SAT AROUND FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR WAITING FOR THEIR TRAIN TO ARRIVE... EVENTUALL I GOT BORED AND DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE WALK AROUND THE STATION TO WAKE UP MY LEGS... I WALKED PAST A GUY WHO HADN'T SHAVED FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS - AND HE TURNS ROUND AND ASKS IF I'M SPANISH.... NO, I'M NOT , I REPLYED, I'M FROM AMERICA... AND WALKED A BIT FURTHER... THEN THE GUY ASKS WHAT AREA I LIVE IN, SO I TELL HIM WHEREABOUTS I LIVE... AND HE KEEPS ASKING THESE SILLY QUESTIONS FOR A FEW MINS... HE SAYS NOTHING FOR ABOUT FIVE MINS AND THEN LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS, WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO MEAT YOUSOMETIME?? - AT THIS POINT I THINK - YOU FUCKING GAY BASTARD CUNT ASSHOLE NOB CHEESE SHAFTER, JUST COZ I HAVE LONG HAIR DON'T MEAN I GET FUCKED BY MEN... BUY THAT ISN T THE KIND OF THINK YOU WOULD SAY TO SOMEONE... SO I JUST SAID, ERM, NO NOT REALLY... BUT HE IS A STUBBORN BUGGER - OH GO ON! HE URGES... BEFORE I CAN ANSWER HE ASKS WHAT MY ADDRESS IS... WELL I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO GIVE THIS GUY THE REAL ADDRESS, SO I TELL HIM SOME FAKE ADDRESS WHICH HE WRITES ON A SMALL BOOKLET OR SOMIN LIKE THAT... THEN HE ASKS IF I AM DOING ANYTHING TOMOROW, AND IF IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE TO MEAT AT HIS STATION... I SAY NO, BUT HE KEEPS ON ASKING... IN THE END I AGREE TO MEAT HIM AT 10:30 AM THE NEXT DAY... AFTER WE AGREED THIS HE ASKS ME TO SIT ON THE BENCH NEXT TO HIM, WELL THANK FUCK MY M8Z ARRIVED ON THEIR TRAIN THEN!!! ... I WAIT WITH THEM FOR A TRAIN ON THE OTHER PLATFORM AND ONCE WE'RE ON THE TRAIN TELL EM ABOUT THE GUY, AND THEN AFTER A BIT WE ARRIVE AT HAMMERSMITH AND SEARCH FOR AN OFF LICLENCE............WELL, THE CONCERT WAS FUCKING BRILLIANT! AND SO WAS THE BUM SEX I HAD THE NEXT DAY!!! WHOOOOPS! HEHEHE JOKE JOKE JOKE! I WAS IN BED AT 10:30 THE NEXT DAY!! HAHAHA FUCKING GAY BASTARD! I GUESS I CAN HANDLE (OOOEEERRR!) GAYS BUT NOT WEN THEY FUCKING CHAT ME UP!! MANNN! -- OH WELL ENOUGH BULLSHIT FROM ME, ERM, THINK I'LL HAND THE KEYBOARD OVER TO SOMEONE ELSE NOW - BUT FIRST I'D JUST LIKE TO SEND A FEW SPECIAL AND RANDOM (IN NO DUCK FUCKING ORDER) GREETS TO THESE PEOPLE: HUNTER/MAYHEM - MEGADRIVE/CRYSTAL - ENGINEER/MAGNETIC FIELDS - RIMMER/ENDLESS PIRACY - GORGON & THE ROGUE - HP - H & NEMESIS & BLADE/BASTARD SQUAD - AND HYBRID/PUNISHERS! STAY COOL STAY AWAY FROM PUFFYS!.... STILL AROUND? MY YOU ARE PERSISTENT!! WONDER IF YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS!!!!!!....... BEFORE THIS TEXT STARTS I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY TELL YOU THAT THIS DEMO IS BEST SEEN WITH ALL OTHER LIGHT OFF AND THE MUSIC FULL BLAST!!! DO YOU EVER HAVE THAT TINGLING FEELING? THAT STRANGE MORNING-AFTER FEELING YOU JUST CANNOT EXPLAIN?? WELL I CAN!! IT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SEE A NEW PRODUCTION FROM ANTHROX!!! (WELL IT HAPPENS TO ME ANYHOW!!!) EH? WHO IS TYPING?? LET ME INTRODUCE YOU... HI THERE PEOPLE!!!! THIS IS AZTECH OF ANTHROX SPEAKING TO YA IS ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE MELLOW? HMM.. I WONDER.. WELL WHAT DO THINK OF OUR LATEST INTRO? IF YOU EVER HAVE ANY COMMENTS ABOUT OUR PRODUCTIONS,DON'T HESITATE TO EXPRESS THEM TO US... WELL FIRSTLY A FEW GREETZ TO MY PERSONAL FRIENDS.... WET SLIPPERY HADDOCKS ARE SWIMMING OUT TO.. HYDRO OF ANTHROX (YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COOL... KEEP IT UP YOU LARGE BLOB OF BLUE TACK) POT-NOODLE OF ANTHROX (ITS COOL TO HAVE YOU IN THE GROUP,AND ALSO TO TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE THINKING LET ME GO TO BED PLEEEASE!!) PINHEAD OF ANARCHY (EASY GOING MAN!!! HEHEEHE.. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YA AGAIN SOON!!!) JUDGE DROKK OF ANARCHY (LONG TIME NO SEE HUH? WELL HERE I AM!!! EXPECT SOME STUFF FROM ANTHROX IN YA LETTERBOX SOON!!! SEE YER!) LANDO OF SILENTS (HELLO DUDE,COOL TRADING MAN.. KEEP IT UP!!) YOBBO OF ANTHROX (HELLO MATEY,WHERE'S THE BLOODY MUSIC DISK?? HEHEHEHEHE!!!) NUKE OF ANARCHY (HEHEHEHEHEHE... HELLO MATE! REMEMBER ME??? WRITE TO ME THEN!!! HAHAHAHA!!!) RIGHT THEN,CANNOT BE ARSED TO TYPE MORE HELLOS SO HELLO TO EVERYONE ELSE (EXCEPTING MAYBE ZENITH OF SHARE AND ENJOY!!!) CALL OUR BOARDS YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!! OH WOW!! THE COLOURS ARE JUST SO SPATIAL MAN!! JUST STARE AT ONE PART OF THE PLASMA AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO IT... WIERD STUFF HUH?? ANYWAYZ,I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TALK TO YOU BORING CUNTS ALL DAY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! SEE YA IN OUR NEXT PRODUCTIONS MAN!!!! IF YOU HAVE NO ACCESS TO A MODEM,WHY NOT CONTACT ME FOR MAIL SWAP? ADDRESS IN THE GREETS PART... L8RZ..... HERE'S THE BEASTLY MECHANIC!!!!!! THIS IS * MECHANIC * ON THE KEYBOARD NOW (I AINT GONNA MAKE THE SAMEMISTAKE I MADE LASTIME....HEHEHEHEHEHE). MEGA GREETS GO TO - ZORRO -- STEELY DAN - PAUL (PSUEDO OPS) - EXECUTIONER (FUCK KNOWS WOT GROUPHE S IN NOW !!! HEHEHEHEHEEE) - KAPPA - DR PEPPER - MAD AXEMAN - THE1 AND ONLY -+= POT-NOODLE =+- - AZTECH! OUR MAD MUSICIAN HEHEHEHE - SABREWULF - ...All THESE PEEPS HAVE HELPED TO MAKE THE * GARAGE * ESPECIALY - ZORRO & STEELY DAN THANX PALS ...KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ULTRA MEGA GTEETS GO TO (NOT IN ANY ORDER) - MUNGO (PLEASE DONT LEAVE THE BBS SCENE ?? HEHE) - HYDRO ....WELL WHAT CAN I SAY ?!?!? SLAP ME IN THE FACE WITH A CODS TAIL !! AND WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE MEET EH? - YOBBO ....ERMMMM ...WELL....ERMMMM...HMMMMM....CAN THIS DEMO BE BETTER THAN (BOBBY) HEHEHEHE THAT`LL BE WELL HARD ?!?!? AZTECH! - GET YER HAIR CUT !! HEHEHEHEE - RETALIATOR ...HI M8 T.G.R ...ANOTHER MEMBER I HAVENT MET ...YET ??? - MAD AXEMAN - HEHE POT-NOODLE ...YER NEVER CAME ROUND 2NIGHT ? HEHEHE.....AND WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBER - GRAFFITI - GUESS WOT HE DOES??..................MOODY FUCKINGS TO THE PERSON/S WHO ARE HACKING CERTAIN BBS`S AND DOWNLOADING FILES ON OTHER PEEPS ACOUNTS ...WHY DONT YOU FUCKING STICK YOUR HEAD IN A MICROWAVE FOR 30 MINS ... THAT MIGHT INCREASE YOUR INTELLIGENCE !!! IF THATS POSSIBLE ......OK THATS ALL MY GREETS/FUCKINGS FOR NOW !! DONT FORGET TO CALL -*- A N T H R O X -*-`s 2 COOL BBS`S - THE GARAGE (UKHQ) 071-3723395 ..24 HRS...14.4K HST & C.A.L. 24 HRS .. HST ..0923-835573...............GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING ...!!! THESE TWO BBS`S CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH WHENS THE NEXT ** PARTY ** THEN ? OK -- MECHANIC -- SIGNING OFF NOW TO BE CONTINUED ............LEAD IT BE HYDRO IN LATIN MEANS WATER (I THINK).... BUT HERE'S OUR HYDRO.... WHO'S FULL OF SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL..... WHAT CAN I SAY APART FROM.... FUCK YOU BRITISH TELECOM!!!....YOUVE GUESSED IT!.. ITS ME HYDRO TYPING AWAY LIKE NO TOMORROW.....RIGHT IM GOING TO GET THE PERSONALS OVER SO.... GREETS TO. PICKEL-WERNER. (SEND TO ME IVE LOST YOUR ADDRESS!!!)....... TIP-PHENOMENA....... INFINITY-CAVE...... ALJECHIN-COMA........ SPROG!!....... EXECUTIONOR,STARR-PUNISHERS....... DREAM WARRIOR-AND ALL THE REST OF QUBE....... AND TO SABREWULF - FOR SPREADING THIS DENTRO!..... RIGHT THATS DONE..... WHY IS THE UK SCENE SO SHITE??!?!?!...... ITS FULL OFF COMPLETE PRICKS THAT WANT TO BECOME NUMBER 1... AND THEY DONT CARE HOW THAY DO IT!. WELL THE UK MODEM SCENE HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST..FULL OF WAREZ MEN!!.... AND THATS ALL THAT ARE WAREZ,WAREZ,WAREZ THATS ALL THAY THINK ABOUT!.... YOU RUN A BBS FOR THE USER, NOT THE SYSOP!..THERE ARE ONLY A VERY FEW COOL GUYS IN THE UK MODEM SCENE... WHICH WILL BE NAMELESS... MOST OF THE VERY ELITE GUYS DONT HARDLY TRADE IN THE UK.... I WONDER WHY???..... IN THE UK.. THE MESSAGE BASS IS ONLY MAINLY USED FOR BBS-ADS!... I CARN`T BELIEVE THAT!!. THERES THIS THING CALLED FRIENDSHIP YOU KNOW!. LIKE IN THE DAYS OF THE C-64!!.. NO ONE COULD GIVE A FUCK HOW ELITE THEY WERE ON THE 64!!.. THE MAIN THING WAS FRIENDSHIP!...... PEOPLE HAVING U.L COMPETITIONS, ITS STUPID! OF COURSE THERE ARE SOME COOL GUYS ON THE MODEM SCENE LIKE.. MEGADRIVE.. SPROG!!.. SYNCHRONIZER.. EXECUTIONOR.. HYBRID.. ZORRO.. TO NAME BUT A FEW..... THERE ARE ALSO COMPLETE LAMERS.. THAT HAVE A 14.4 AND THINK THERE ELITE!..... ELITE MY ARSE!... ANYWAY CHANGE OF SUBJECT I THINK!.... WELL I FIND THAT SOME NICE TEA AND BISCUITS ON A HOT SUNDAY AFTERNOON.. MELLOWS YOU OUT!. WELL PUT A COCONUT UP MY BOTTOM AND CALL ME HENRY!. OOOOOO LOOK IS NOT THAT A NICE PAIR OF ONIONS!.. SORRY WELL ..... UMMMM I THINK ITS TIME FOR A STORY!!.... WELL A DOG WAS WALKING DOWN A STREET AND IT GOT SHOT!!.... THE END... WELL I THINK ITS TIME FOR SUM IMFORMATION..... ANTHROX WILL NOT BE RELEASING ALOT FOR A MONTH OR TWO!... BUT ONCE WE DO START, LOOK OUT!!!..... WE WILL BE RELEASING A MUSIC-DISK AND MABBE A DEMO AT THE CRYPTOBURNERS PARTY IN A MONTH OR SO!... SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT!.... AND ASLO LOOK OUT FOR.... BOBBY THE BALL II! IT WILL BE RELEASED AT A PARTY NEAR YOU AROUND ABOUT CHRISTMAS TIME!...... CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!..... UMM AND KNOW FOR A COMMERICAL BREAK.... IS THAT A STAIN MISTER? WELL NEW COWDUNG WILL GET RID OF YOUR EVERYDAY STAINS!! SO FROM KNOW ON I WILL USE COWDUNG FOR ALL OUR WASHING!.... SORRY..... BLIMP BLIMP!.. O WOWOW! I DIG THOSE CRAZY COLOURS!..... WIBBLE WIBBLE EEE YOOPP!.. ... THE UK DEMO SCENE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER DONT YOU THINK???!!?! OK SO I WAS LYING!...... PLUG YOURSELF INTO A SEGA AND BE TOTALY BORED!.. NINTENDO GAME-BOYS RULE!. OK SO I WAS LYING!..... GEDDI UP LADDIE!.. I HAVE NOT HAD A GOOD RIDE IN EONS!!!.... SKEB SKEB ME WIB!!!..... YO AZTECH... STILL LOVE SITTING IN YOUR EASY CHAIR ON A HOT SUNDAY AFTERNOON!?... BEN SHAWS SPARKLING ORANGE DRINK.... IS SHITE!! DONT EVER WASH YOUR CAR WITH IT!!!.... PAVAROTTI PLAYS THE BLUES!!. ICE ICE BABY MELTED LAST SUMMER!!!... I JUST LOVE MY ORIGINAL RECIPE SIX TRADITIONAL TARTS!... MY THE FLEES OF A THOUSANDS LIGHTBULBS INFEST YOUR CONGER ELLS..... UMMMM .... WATCH THE LITTLE ELEPHANT WALK ACROSS THE STREET, OOOOOO ISNT HE SO CUTE!... OH LOOK THERE A BIG TRUCK!..... O WELL I GUESS HE HAD HIS WEETABIX!!!... UP ABOVE THE STREETS AND HOUSES RAINBOW FLYING HIGH!... EVERYONE KNOW BUNGLES A PUFFDA!!! SO PISS IN HIS EYES!!.... WELL MISSUS!... ONTO A SLIGHTLY MORE INTERESTING NOTE!!... GRAPHICS!... IF ANYONE WANTS ANY GRAPHICS DONE.... GET IN TOUCH WITH ME!!... AS THERE ARE SO MANY COOL GFX ARTISTS IN ANTHROX... I ALWAYS HAVE TIME!!!.... O YER MUNGO YOUR ANSI SHITE MAN!!! HEHEHEHHE ONLY JOKING!!!!!.. TIME FOR SUM MORE PERSONAL GREETS.... GREETS GOTO... THE BATHROOM .... MY TOILET ROLL!..... THE FISH FORK!..... LETTER BOX!... AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE ULTRA GREETS GOS TO ALL SPOONS OUT THERE!!... WITHOUT YOU!... LIFE WOULD BE BORING!!!... OH YER!... SKIPY SKIPY ! YO YOBBO!!.... DANNI,DANNI!!! HAHAHHA SHE NOT A SLUT!.. HONEST!!... ANYWAY THE TIME IS.... TO LATE!... SO IM OFF TO BED I MIGHT WRITE SUMMIT WHEN I GET UP!!!....... WELL YOUVE GUESSED IT IM BACK.... BACK WHAT.... BACK UP... WELL WOT CAN U SAY WHEN YOUR APPLES ARE NOODLED!...... WELL.... FUCK WOT THE FUCK!.... L8RZ IM OFF!!!... THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERY DEMO WHEN SOME COMPLETE BOLLOX COMES ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!!! HERE IT IS!!!!!!!... HELLO! ITS MUNGO AGAIN TYPING SOME MORE DRUNKEN VERBIAGE! SO HOW ARE YOU?? OH! IM FINE THANKS... I HEARD ABOUT YOUR ACCIDENT. YOU KNOW! YEAH! THAT ACCIDENT... I HOPE ITS RECOVERING! MORE BLOODY LETTERS FROM THE FUCKIN TAX OFFICE THIS MORNING! MAKE A NICE FIRE IN THE ASHTRAY!! DONT TELL EM NUFFIN!! THATS WHAT I SAY..... WELL, ACTUALLY, I SAY QUITE A LOT OF THINGS... THINGS LIKE TO - AT - I - MUSHROOM - DOG - TRAIN TO NAME BUT A FEW OF THE VARIOUS WORDS I OFTEN SAY! ACTUALLY THATS NOT VERY FUNNY.... ITS LESS BORING THAN ENDLESS GREETINGS THOUGH... SO HERE ARE SOME GREETINGS (?) - HELLO TO MYSTIK OF ANARCHY - NICE GFX.. ENJOY THE TAPES... JOOBA TO JAZZCAT AND SABREWULF OF GENESTEALERS - HAHAHA! ONLY JOKING! I HATE BOTH OF YOU!!! FUCK OFF AND DIE!! DAISIES TO SEEN OF REBELS (?) - FUCKIN BAD SHAME ABOUT KEFRENS DIEING! THE BEST GROUP IN THE WORLD HAS LEFT US!!! GONZO OF FP - WHATS HAPPENED??? PHOTON OF SCX SWEDEN - YOU TOO?! AND A FEW CRYPTIC TYPE GREETS TO MR.BIG - MOUSE,CYLINDER... COSY OF MF - TRAIN,TOOTHPASTE... AND I SEND A BIG YOKO ONO TO ANYONE WHO CAN STAND IT..... A QUICK MESSAGE TO SUB ZERO AND THE MASTER (?) - I H A T E YOUR BEHAVIOUR!! PLEASE DESIST IMMEADIATELY... ANYWAY... DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW WHY WE HAVE PAVEMENTS?? WHY ARENT THE STREETS LINED WITH... WITH.. SELLOTAPE.. YEAH! THEN WE COULD ALL PRETEND TO BE SATAN!! MR.THROBENBOTTOM IS UPON US!! BUT WE CANT SEE THE TEETH... HI THIS ISNT HYDRO... ITS NOT RETALIATOR EITHER! ITS STILL MUNGO... OH HA HA IM JUST SOOOO FUNNY!! BUT WHERE IS THE - RECIPE - ????? I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE HASSLE ME FOR BLOODY SCROLLTEXT.. I CANT SEE ANYBODY ACTUALLY FINDING A N Y INTEREST WHATSOEVER IN ALL THIS CRAP! THINK WHAT A SAD EXCISTENCE ALL THESE BLOODY SCHOOLKIDS HAVE!! YOU KNOW THE SORT.. THE KIDS WHO JUST HAVE TO READ ALL THE SCROLLTEXT!! WELL IVE GOT NEWS FOR YOU LITTLE 4 YEAR OLD BASTARDS... THIS ISNT SCROLLTEXT SO YOU CANNOT READ IT.. THERE IS A LITTLE HOUSE NEAR A LITTLE STREAM... THIS IS ACTUALLY BECOMING HIGHLY NON-PRODUCTIVE... IM TEMPTED TO JUST FORGET ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING AND GO OUT... HMMM... ILL WAIT TILL THE END OF THIS PIXIES ALBUM FIRST.. WHICH MEANS ANOTHER 25 MINS OF SCROLLER?!?!?! SHALL WE SEE IF I CAN DO IT KIDDIES?? SHALL WE BURN THE HERITICS JEHOVA??? DROWN THEM I SAY!!! GLUB GLUB GLUBBI SCHLUB - MANG - ... WELL - I HAVENT HAD THE PLEASURE OF MY NEW PHONE BILL YET!! HOPE ITS NOT AS BIG AS HYDROS (OOER!) OR AZTECHS ACTUALLY AZTECHS PROBABLY WONT COST HIM ANYTHING... I WOULD IMAGINE HELL EITHER BURN THE BILL OR HIMSELF (MUSHROOM!)... HELLO TO ALL THE NEW GFX GUYS IN ANTHROX.. (THIS SENTENCE CENSORED BY YOBBO)..FUCK ME THEYRE GOOD!! BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO SEE FOR YOURSLEVES... WIBBLE I JUST LOOOOOOVE THAT GUITAR!! IF YOU WANT CHEAP SEX THEN LISTEN TO CARIBOU BY THE PIXIES!! AAAARGH... TOO MUCH FUCKIN PERSPECTIVE! A QUICK SNOGGING (!?!?!?) TO RIDE OF FLASH PRODDY U.K - WHY??? FROM RARE TO AGILE TO A REVAMPED CRACK U.K!?!?! I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS!! OH WELL.. I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE YOUR REASONS!! BOOOZE!! KNOCKVERST! ICH HABE HUNGER... WO BLEBT ESSEN... DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER FRANZI THE PIG?!?!! OH WELL.. MUST BE ANOTHER OF MY FANTASIES... EXCEPT IT DOESNT INVOLVE BUGS BUNNY OR EVEN THAT HORRRIBLE LITTLE BLACK RUBBER THING... YOU KNOW THEM LITTLE BLACK RUBBER THINGS THAT WANNA GO NEEEP NEEEP NEEEP.. THEM LITTLE BLACK FURRY THINGS... IF YOU ARE NOT STUPID AND WANT A CHAT THEN CALL ME ON +44 81 2F618... IF ANYBODY CANNOT WORK OUT MY NUMBER I SIMPLY DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU.. OK??? I ESPECIALLY DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU IF YOUR NAME IS DARKO... ANYBODY CALLED DARKO CAN JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF!! RAPE A CHICKEN MUMMY.. OH GO ON PLEEEASE!! MUMMY CAN I HAVE A GO ON THE ROUNDABOUT?? CAN I RAPE THE CHICKEN MUMMY??! I LIKE BLOODSUCKERS!! ESPECIALLY THEIR IDEAS FOR THE DOLLS!! WHAT ABOUT AN ENGLISH MODEL?!?! FUCKIN DISHGUSHTING !!! MESSAGE TO QUBE - GOOD LUCK!! (UNLESS THERES SOMEBODY IN QUBE I DONT LIKE - I HOPE HE GETS RUN OVER..)... OOOH IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME.. THE LAST REAL PIECE OF SCROLLER I WROTE WAS WHEN STUDIO LAMER WAS ON THE SCENE... WHAT A BIG HEADED PIECE OF FISH HE WAS.. COME TO THINK OF IT - THE REST OF THR WERENT MUCH BETTER.. THE COMPUTER KINDERGARTEN THAT SPAWNED SUCH LEGENDS AS ZARCHY (SORRY - JAZZCAT) AND MANY OTHER TWATS.. IM SURPRISED THAT SPELLCASTER WAS NEVER A MEMBER... AT LEAST THEY DIDNT MAKE RULERS.. LITTLE SPOTTY GREEN ONES THAT GO PING... JUST LIKE MICROWAVES... ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A DOG CALLED - SPOT - ... BUT IT GOT RAPED TO DEATH... NOW ITS CALLED SPLIT..... ANYWAY IVE WASHED MY FACE AND IVE BRUSHED MY TEETH AND NOW IM OFF FOR A SHOWER! GREAT STUFF HUH?? SEEYA! GO OUT AND BUY NOCTURNE BY SOUIXSE AND THE BANSHEES -- MELLOW OUT! GADANG GURAMS RUUUUUULE!!! KULI WULI FRANG! ERMM... NOT MUCH I CAN SAY AFTER THAT REALLY!!!! ERK..... JEEZ I HATE THIS FUCKING SHITE!!!!! ACTUALLY AT THE MOMENT I'M VERY WORRIED ABOUT THE OTHER MEMBERS OF ATX AT THE MOMENT.. YESS.. THERE'RE ALL INTO DANNI MINOGUE (WELL NOT IN THAT SENSE BUT I'M SURE THEY'D LIKE TO BE!..).. ERM... JUST AS LONG AS THEY DON'T LIKE HER MUSIC... ME? I'M INTO CLASSICAL!! YES!!! DA DA DUM DAH.. DA DA DUM DAH!... ERM.. EXECREBLE.. THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY!!!! AND THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TO SAY.. GOODNIGHT SCENE, WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!!!!!!....... IF YA READ THIS FAR YOU'RE A HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!