YOOOO!! WELL AT THIS MOMENT CRACKERJACK IS HARRASSING ME FOR USING THE WRONG FUCKING KEYZ THAT ARE USED IN THIS BLOODY SCROLL.. FIRST OF ALL THE GUY WHO IS TYPING THIS ANNOYING PIECE OF TEXT IS OFCOURSE MAGICIAN LORD... YEAH THAT IS THE GUY WHO MADE THAT INCREDIBLE GOOD DEMO WITH THAT JOCHEN HIPPEL MUZEXX IN IT... AT THIS MOMENT CRACKERJACK IS ECHT HELEMAAL GAAR BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN CODING THIS DEMO ALL NIGHT OR MAYBE BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN FUCKING HIS CDTV BEAR!! I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I AM MAYBE GOING TO WRITE ANOTHER SEQUEL TO THE MUCH LOVED MUSICDISK WITH SOME MORE TUNEZ FROM JOCHEN... BY THE WAY I ALSO MADE A DEMO FOR THIS PARTY BECAUSE ROXIS INSISTED ON MAKING ONE... I AM STILL HESITATING TO PUT IT IN THE DEMO COMPETITION... AT THIS MOMENT SOME STUPID GUY IS TELLING ME THAT HE HAS NEVER HEARD OF ME!! AAAAAAARRRGGHHHH!!! WELL IM GONNA STOP BECAUSE NO ONE WILL EVER READ IT TO THIS POINT.... ÿ YOOOOO!!.... YES WE DID IT AGAIN..WE START WITH THE MOST STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID TEXT.. HELLO .NOW STARTS THE REAL TEXT....GUESS WHO I AM??? BADMAN.......NOOOOOO .IT'S OFCOURSE ..CLAXON.. WE ARE SITTING HERE ON THE R.A.F. CONFERENCE IN AMSTERDAMNED.WE WANNA EAT SOMETHING,BUT WE CAN'T FIND THE FOODSTANVED,SO WE ARE GONNA STARVE. HERE IN THIS WILL WE HAVE DAMNED GOOD MUSIC. ROXIS IS DRAWING ALL THE DAY,BECAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS A LOGO FROM AXIS.....YESS YESS AXIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH IT SMELLS VISHY HERE. SO,SOMEBODY LEFT HIS ZIPPER OPEN.....JOKE. JOKE ISN'T MY GIRLFRIEND......BUT MY ASSMATE.. HEY HOW DO YOU LIKE THE MUSIC,IT'S NOT MINE ....... SO, ZEG MAAR GEWOON THE END..... BYE OK,WAT BEN IK EVEN SAAAAAAAAAI. YOHO GUYS.... GUES WHO IS AT THE KEYS... OF COURSE IT'S ME -CRACKERJACK- AGAIN.... WE WANNA RELEASE THIS DEMO TOMORROW AND THEREFORE I WANNA FINISH IT TODAY, SO IT WON'T GET PARTY CODING.... YOU KNOW.. ELECTRICITY DROPS OUT, LAMERS DEMOLISH THE SOURCE DISKS, FAT AGNUS GROWS FATTERETC. ETC...... AS YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW I LEFT VISION A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO AND FORMED A NEW GROUP TOGETHER WITH MY BIG -AHUM- FRIEND MAGICIAN LORD... BY THE ROAD... HE WANTED TO GREET GALTAN 6, PEGE INT. THE CAREBEARS AND THORSTEN MUTSCHALL -THE BEST PAINTER WE ALL KNOW- CJ AGAIN... HEY CIA... HOW'S YOU AMIGA CONVERTER AT YOUR ST GOING ??? I WANNA BET, YOU WON'T GET IT WORKING WITH AMIGADOS...... ENOUGH BULLSHIT !!! BYE..... CRACKERJACK.... AND ROXIS... ARE BACK WITH A SPLASHING NEW PRODUCTION CALLED... ...OUR NATION... OUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE R.A.F. ROYAL CONFERENCE 1991 FIRST SOME AXIS MEMBERS WANNA SEND SOME MESSAGES... MACE : YO R.A.F. STILL DON'T KNOW WHO AXIS ARE ????!!! SANITY... COOL MUSICDISK !!! DESIRE... BE FASTER !!.... GEMINI 2048... LONG TIME NO SEE... OUTLAW... YOUR LOGO IS WAITIN' FOR YA !! VISION... WE'RE STILL ALIVE !! GOTHIC... SJOERD,WOUTER, SEE YOU ALL SOON.... HI TRIX-DEXION THANKS FOR THE COOL LETTER !! HI PALACE, THANKS FOR THE COOL SENDS AND THE LETTERS... RON, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU...... WE IN AXIS HAVE STARTED TO SUPPORT THE POOR 'VERMIN' MEMBERS... IF YOU WANNA HELP THEM TO STAY ALIVE THIS SUMMER, SEND YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO ONE OF THE AXIS MEM- BERS AND DON'T FORGET TO MENTION... 'EEN TON VOOR RON' P.S. A PENNY WILL BE OKAY !!! DROP YOUR JUNK AT OUR SWAP-ADRESSES CONTACT ROXIS FOR SWAPPING : LIJSTERLAAN 18 5104 PE DONGEN HOLLAND OR WRITE TO.... THE LIBERATOR FOR SWAPPING - VHS TOO - TUINSTRAAT 16 6049 EG ROERMOND HOLLAND OR.... MACE SWAPPING - VHS TOO - TURELUURSTRAAT 5 1602 NM ENKHUIZEN HOLLAND WRITE TO CRACKERJACK BUT... NO SWAPPING ! KEELAKKER 18 5171 VZ KAATSHEUVEL HOLLAND MAGICIAN LORD ------------- EERSTE DONK 101 5233 HK DEN BOSCH HOLLAND CLAXON - ONLY MUSIC - DE SPARREN 62 5427 SH BOEKEL HOLLAND - TURKISH ONLY - P.S.2... THIS DEMO HAS A HEIGHT OF 1369 LINES ..... THIS MEANS ABOUT 1.12 METRES AT A NORMAL MONITOR AND..... ABOUT 10.5 METRES AT A GIANT VIDEO SCREEN ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! MESSAGES RESTART.... ..........THE ROYAL CONFERENCE 1991 IS THE PLACE TO BE.... AND AXIS IS PROUD TO PRESENT YOU A NEW RELEASE. AþMASTERPIECEý, WHICH WASN'T ABOUT TO BE RELEASED ON THE PARTY. BUT BECAUSE OF NEW INSPIRATION AND THE FORCE TO WIN THE DEMO-COMPETITION, WE RELEASE THIS... FOR SOME SPECIAL HELLOS OR COMMENTS, LOOK IN THE OTHER PARTS.. AND FOR NOW... JUST SCROLL WITH THE CURSOR KEYS OR USE YOUR DICK-STICK... SOON ABOUT TO BE RELEASED IS THE ..AXIS ONE DISC DEMO.. PLEASE LOOK OUT FOR IT. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT IT'S GOING TO BE AN ORIGINAL PIECE OF CODING DONE BY CRACKERJACK. IF YOU WANT TO BE INFORMED ABOUT THE AXIS-ACTIVITIES, JUST WRITE TO THE LIBERATOR OR TO MACE....AND DON'T DISTURB CRACKERJACK FOR FUCKING CODE PROBLEMS, FIND IT OUT YOURSELF !! AND AGAIN WE FRIENDLY ASK THE GERMAN AXIS TO CHANGE THEIR NAME... PLEASE DO, COZ WE DON'T WANT ANY CONFUSION IN THE SCENE.. THERE SHOULD BE ONLY ONE AXIS.. NOW I HAVE A TIP FOR ALL THE SUPPLIERS WHO FEEL SICK ABOUT THE STUFF SOME CONTACTS SEND, DON'T OPEN THE ENVELOPPES ANYMORE !!! NOW I'LL ALSO EXPLAIN WHY WE, (ROXIS AND MACE) STARTED THE ACTION,þEEN TON VOOR RONý. FIRST OF ALL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT WE (I'M STILL TALKING ABOUT ROXIS AND MACE !!) WERE MEMBERS OF A CREW CALLED VERMIN. THINGS DIDN'T GO WELL BECAUSE OF LAZYNESS... MACE AND I, THE ONLY ACTIVE MEMBERS OF VERMIN,LEFT THE CREW AND JOINED AXIS. RON, OUR CODER, WAS LEFT BEHIND.. IN A CERTAIN WAY WE FEEL SORRY FOR HIM, COZ VERMIN DOESN'T HAVE A SWAPPER ANYMORE. AND THE BEST GFX-ARTIST (I) LEFT TOO. SO WHAT'S A CREW WITHOUT A SWAPPER AND A GFX-ARTIST ?? RIGHT.. NOTHING.. WE DECIDED TO START THE ACTION, 'N TON VOOR RON' COZ WE THAUGHT HE MIGHT NEED SOME SUPPORT AND MAYBE HE CAN þBUYý SOFTWARE NOW, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A SUPPLIER !! WE STILL ARE GOOD FRIENDS AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT RON, IS CODING UTILS AT THE MOMENT. HE THINKS THAT DEMO CODING IS LAME... IF YOU CAN'T CODE A SIMPLE DEMO, OR INTRO,RON THAT'S LAME !!!! BY THE WAY, NOW THAT I'VE GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO WRITE A SCROLL, ..WE NEED MUSICIANS !!!!.. AXIS IS GOING TO RELEASE SO MUCH COOL STUFF THAT WE DESPERATELY NEED MUSICS !! I WANT TO THANK RIPIT OF RAF FOR SENDING US A DISK WITH COOL MUSICS. THE ONE YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO IS ALSO A RIPIT PRODUCTION...... FOR ADRESSES, LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.... I ALSO WANT TO TELL YOU ALL OUT THERE THAT I (ROXIS) LIKE MAIL TRADING. IT'S NOT MY MAIN TASK IN THE CREW, BUT I ENJOY IT. SO IF YOU WANT TO SWAP WITH ME, SEARCH THE ADRESS.... I HOPE YOU ALL SEND MACE AND LIBERATOR SOME OWN MADE PRODUCTIONS COZ WE NEED DEMOS FOR OUR DEMO-PACKS.... I GUESS I'VE TYPED ENOUGH TEXT NOW. KEEP IN MIND THAT WE NEED MORE CONTACTS AND THAT....þAXIS, FANTASY BECOMES REALITYý, IS AGAIN PROVED TO THE WORLD... SEE YA... AND ENJOY THE COOL PARTY... ROXIS / AXIS SIGNING OFF.. BE HUMAN AND....þ SAVE THE AARDVARK...ý TIME FOR A þDUTCHý JOKE BYþ CRACKERJACK.... ýEEN RIDDER RIJDT MET ZIJN PAARD DOOR HET GROTE BOS... PLOTSELING KOMT HIJ EEN FEE TEGEN.. DEZE VERTELT HEM DAT HIJ 2 WENSEN MAG DOEN.. DE RIDDER ZEGT : 'IK WOU DAT IK ONSTERFELIJK WAS' EN ZIJN WENS WORDT VERVULD... 'TEN TWEEDE WIL IK NET ZO'N GROOTþ GESLACHTSDEELý HEBBEN ALS MIJN PAARD... EN ZO GEZEGD, ZO GEDAAN... DE RIDDER GAAT VERDER EN KOMT EVEN LATER EEN ANDERE RIDDER TEGEN. 'HAK MIJN HOOFD ER EENS AF' ZEGT DE ONSTERFELIJKE RIDDER. þTJAAAAKý EN ZIJN HOOFD VLIEGT ERAF.... DE RIDDER LOOPT NAAR HET HOOFD EN ZET HET WEER OP ZIJN ROMP TERUG.. 'EN WAT DACHT JE HIERVAN ???' ZEGT DE RIDDER EN HIJ TREKT ZIJN BROEK OMLAAG....... DE ANDERE RIDDER :þ'JA, ZO'N GROTE KUT HEB IK NOG NOOIT GEZIEN !!! ýÿTHIS SCROLLY CONTAINS SOME FACTS ABOUT THE CREDITS..... AS YOU CAN SEE ALL CODING WAS DONE BY þCRACKERJACK OF AXIS.. ýALL GRAPHICS WERE DONE BYþ ROXISý, EXCEPT FOR THE GOLDEN CREDITS LOGO ABOVE... IT WAS DRAWN BYþ TANISý.. MUSIC COMPOSED BYþ RIPIT OF R.A.Fý.... ENOUGH FOR THIS SCROLLY COZ IT'Sþ 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNINGý AND I DESPERATELY NEED SOME SLEEP... ÿ THIS SCROLLER CONTAINS THE A-Z GREETINGS..... THEY FLY TO.. ACADEMY ACME ACTION ADEPT AMAZE ANARCHY ANIMATORS AWACS BRAINSTORM BYTE BUSTERS CAVE COMA CULT CRUSADERS CRYSTAL CYTAX DEFJAM DESIRE DEXION D-MOB DUAL CREW DYNAX END OF CENTURY EUPHORIA EXODUS FLASHLIGHT DESIGN FLASH PRODUCTIONS FRONTLINE GEMINI 2048 GOTHIC GREEKS BITCHES IMAGINE JESUS CHRIST JETSET LEGACY LORDS MAGNETIC FIELDS MAJIC 12 MIDNIGHT SUN MIRAGE OFF WORLD OUTLAW PALACE PANIC PHENOMENA PIRATES PROFEX PUSSY ROYAL AMIGA FORCE RED SECTOR RULING COMPANY SANITY SAVAGE SKIDROW SPECTRAL SPUTNIK STASH SYMBIOSIS TDC TENSION THE BASS TRISTAR VISION WARFALCONS WIZZCAT ZENITH ZYLON