-- COMPETITION -- COMPETITION -- WIN 5 DISKS JUST STAY TILL THE END OF THE 19K SCROLLER ABOVE!!! YES, THAT'S RIGHT 19K. FIND MY (PUNISHER'S) SECRET CODE AND WIN 5 DISKS. ADDRESS: THE PUNISHER PO BOX 301, 2013 SKJETTEN, NORWAY THIS SCROLLER WAS MADE JUST TO INFORM YOU ABOUT THIS BOB-DEMO! ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR KEYBOARD YOU HAVE SOME KEYS MARKED WITH DIGITS FROM 0 TO 9. (THE KEY PAD, LAMER!) PRESS DEL FOR SPEED MODUS AND HELP FOR DISTANCE MODUS. THEN USE THE KEYS: (,) TO CHANGE X1 SPD/DIST. USE 7,9 TO CHANGE X2 SPD/DIST. 4,5 CHANGES X3 SPD/DIST. THE KEYS /,*,9,-,6 AND + IS Y1 TO Y3 SPD/DIST! USE THE ESCAPE KEY TO CLEAR THE VALUES IN SPD/DIST MODUS. E.G. IF YOU PRESS THE ESCAPE KEY IN SPEED MODUS, YOU ONLY CLEAR THE SPEED VALUES... USE THE ARROW KEYS UP/DOWN TO SELECT THE DIFFERENT OPTIONS ON THE PANEL. THE 'BOBS' DISPLAYS HOW MANY BOBS ON SCREEN, SELECT THE AMOUNT OF BOBS BY USING THE ARROW KEYS LEFT/RIGHT. 'BOB ANIM' DISPLAYS WHICH BOB ANIMATION YOU ARE RUNNING. 'ANIM SPD' SHOWS THE SPEED OF THE ANIMATION. BOTH THIS INDICATORS CAN BE CHANGED WITH THE LEFT'RIGHT ARROW KEYS. AT THE BOTTOM IS A DISPLAY FOR WHICH EXAMPLE YOU ARE RUNNING! SELECT WITH THE LEFT AND RIGHT ARROW KEY! SO NOW THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A SECRET OF MINE! WHEN YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH THE BOBS JUST PRESS F9 TO STOP THE SCROLLERS, THEN YOU EARN SOME RASTERTIME AND YOU GET MORE BOBS! IF YOU PRESS F10 YOU GET BACK TO NORMAL. OH, BYE THE WAY. IF YOU PRESS F8 THE STUPID LOGOS WILL DISAPEAR FROM THE SCREEN, AND YOU WILL ONLY SEE THE BOBS!!! NO MORE INFO TO GIVE YOU NOW SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH THE BOBS NOW, THE HAVE FUN WITH THE MEMBERS LIST!!! MEMBERS OF BEYOND 2000 ARE: NORWAY: DISKFIXER,DR.CRUEL,GOLDFAX,HAWK 1989,MR.FOX,PUNISHER,RAISTLIN AND SEASIDE BOY FINLAND: MEGA TRON AND SPECTRA CORN THE CREDITS FOR THIS DEMO ROLLING UP NEXT: COOL MUSIC (CALLED SAURON) BY FLESHBRAIN OF THE CRUSADERS! , BOBS BY GOLDFAX OF BEYOND 2000! , FONTS AND CODING BY MR.FOX OF BEYOND 2000! TIME HAS COME TO SAY: GOOD BYE!!! @ !"#$%&'()* ANOTHER MONTH, ANOTHER WEEK, ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PRODUCTION FROM: $ BEYOND 2000! YES, THAT'S TRUE! WE ARE BACK AGAIN!!! JUST TO MAKE YOU ALL HAPPY!!! AT THE MOMENT IT'S MR.FOX AT THE KEYS, SO IF YOU WANT TO BAIL OUT, THEN DO IT NOW!!! SO YOU WERE TO AFRAID TO RESET YOUR AMIGA??? DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR, MENTAL PROBLEMS... WELL, IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I RELEASED A DEMO. AND A LOT OF THINGS HAS HAPPEND!!! I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT STINKING LOGO, BUT DR.CRUEL WAS SO LAME THAT HE DIDN'T FIND THE LOGO HE DRAW!!!(I'LL TAKE IT AWAY!$) ALSO SORRY ABOUT ONLY ONE BOB,BUT NO ONE MANAGED TO MAKE ANIMATED BOBS,BUT GOLDFAX! I MUST SEND SOME GREETS TO RAISTLIN FOR BEEING SO FUCKING PRODUCTIVE. HEY RAISTLIN, I BET YOU HAVE CODED 24 HOURS A DAY SINCE YOU LEARNED TO CODE!!! START TO CODE A DEMO FOR-YOU-KNOW-WHAT!!! I HAVE BEEN VERY LAZY WITH RELEASES LATELY, BUT A LOT OF THEM IS COMMING UP!!! I WILL PLEASE ALL OF YOU OUT THERE WITH AXE PACK 2, THIS TIME WE WILL USE TRACKLOADING AND NOT SILLY CLI!!! AS FAR AS I KNOW, THE FIRST COMPACTDISK WITH TRACKLOADER! BUT, WE NEED SOME DEMOS... IF YOU WANT YOUR DEMOS SPREAD ON THE AXE PACK SERIE THE WRITE TO THIS ADDRESS. % YOU ARE ALSO FREE TO CALL ME!!! YOU SHOULD ALSO LOOK OUT FOR RAISTLIN'S MUSIC DISK! SOON TO BE SPREAD TOO!!! HANG ON FOLKS....... LEAVING THE SUBJECT.... % NEXT SUBJECT COMMING UP...... DR.CRUEL'S SCROLLTEXZT.......................WELL,WELL FREAX....HERE WE ARE AGAIN, ON THE SAME OLD TIRED KEYBOARD. AND IT'S MY GOD DAMN TURN TO TYPE SOME BULL FOR YOU GUYS. WELL AT THE BEGINNING GOD CREATED MAN.... WHAT?? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE ABOUT MY FAVORITE SUBJECT.??? THAT IS WHERE ALL MY KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM COMES FROM... FUCK !!!!. (OH.. WHAT DID I SAY)..........LET'S CUT THIS RELIGIOUS BULL-SHIT. AND OVER TO SOME RUMOURS I HAVE HEARD IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS: QUARTEX HAVE JOINED PARANOMIA !!!. THE AMIGA IS ON IT'S WAY OUT THESE DAYS !!! THE ST WILL TAKE OVER AND RUUULE ON THE COMPUTER-SCENE !!! PRINCE HAVE JOINED CRUSADERS WITH HIS KORG M1, AMIGA 3000, NOISETRACKER AND MUSIC-X !!! HE WILL GET A LOT OF HELP FROM DR.AWESOME IN HIS NEXT LP'.THE MUZAK WILL BECOME REEAAL. THOMAS SALVESEN VIL KOSE SEG I MILITAERET !!!.SOME PERSONAL GREETZ TO: ****** SVEIN GRENI (DIRIGENT FOR SKJETTEN JENTE OG GUTTEKORPS) ****** ****** HITLER *** *** STALIN *** *** LENIN *** *** TROTSKIJY UND QUISLING. SOME RED-HOT GREETZ TO ALL MY CONTACTS AND FRIENDS. .......SO IF YOU STILL IS HANGING ON, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE REASON ! YOU ARE WAITING FOR ME TO QUIT COMPLETELY NONSENSE-PACKED SCROLLER, AND I WILL. BECAUSE I HAVE MANY MORE SCROLLERS TO WRITE TODAY,SO GOOD NIGHT , AND MERRY CHRISTMAS. OK, HEEEERRRREEEE WE GO!!! THIS IS A PART OF THIS (TO BE) EXTREMELY HUGE SCROLLTEXT. AS I TAKE IT BY YOU STICKING AROUND SO LONG LOOKING AT THIS THAT YOU ARE A COMPLET LOONEY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A RUN FOR YOUR MONEY. AT FIRST I'M GONNA START OFF WITH A EXTREMELY COOL (AND LONG) JOKE WITH A GREAT CATCHLINE. OK, READY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ---------- FUCKIN'A THE WRONG WAY AROUND. LET'S TURN AROUND AND GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 BLASTOFF....... (YOU REALLY DIDN'T THINK I WAS GETTING TO THE POINT DID YOU). START JOKE: OK, THERE WAS THIS MAN YOU SEE. HE WAS A REAL COOL GUY WITH A EXTREMELY SUCCESSSFUL LIFE. A GREAT JOB, A GREAT HOUSE, A GREAT WIFE, COOL DOG, A COUPLE OF KIDS 9 AND 11 YEARS OLD, A RED FERRARI AND A COUPLE OF BMW'S IN THE GARAGE. THE ONLY THING UNUSUAL OR SPECIAL ABOUT THIS GUY WAS HIS SUPERSTITION. SO ONE DAY AS HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO WORK AT THE WALL STREET STOCK MARKET HE STOPPED BY A FORTUNE TELLER IN 69TH STREET. HE POPPED IN AND LOOKED AROUND IN THE MURKY ROOM. AND FINALLY WHEN HIS EYES GOT USED TO THE GLOOM OF THE ROOM, HE SAW AN OLD WOMAN SITTING IN FRONT OF A CRYSTAL BOWL. HE GRABBED HIMSELF A CHAIR AND SAT DOWN. THE WOMAN LOOKED AT HIM, SMILED, AND STARTED TO MAKE MYSTICAL GESTURES IN FRONT OF THE CRYSTAL BOWL. AT FIRST SHE TOLD HIM A LOT ABOUT HIM AND HIS LIFE SO FAR AND EVERYTHING SHE TOLD FITTED PERFECTLY WITH WHAT REALLY HAD HAPPENED!!!! THEN SHE LEANED TOWARDS THE BOWL AND BECAME VERY QUIET. SHE TURNED ALL WHITE ADND FROZE FOR A SECOND. WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? SHOUTED THE MAN FRANTICLY AT THE FORTUNE-TELLER. SHE JUST CLAMMED UP, BUT AFTER A WHILE THE MAN PERSUADED HER INTO TALKING TO HIM. SHE SAID THAT SHE COULDN'T TELL HIM WHAT SHE HAD SEEN IN THE CRYSTAL BOWL, BUT SHE COULD WRITE DOWN ON PIECE OF PAPER. SHE WOULD THEN PUT IN AN ENVELOPE WHICH HE HAD TO PROMISE NOT TO OPEN UNTIL HE WAS IN A LIFETHREATHENING SITUATION. THE MAN PROMISED SO, GOT THE ENVELOPE AND LEFT THE GLOOMY PLACE. ONCE OUT ON THE STREET HE LOOKED DOWN ON THE ENVELOPE AND CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY OF OPENING IT RIGHT AWAY. OF COURSE HE WAS MIGHTY CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT COULD UPSET THE FORTUNE TELLER SO. --------- BREAK -------- I JUST HAD TO GET A COUPLE OF MINUTES OF AS THE KEYBOARD WAS BEGINNING TO SMELL SUSPIOCIOUSLY LIKE A RUBBER FACTORY ON FIRE. CATCH YOURSELF A COKE AS WE HAVE ABOUT 100-150 LINES OF SCROLL-TEXT TO GO. I'LL GIVE YOU 10 SECONDS.....READY...GO 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 YOU'RE BACK??? THAT'S GOOD. ------ BREAK OVER ---------- .....UPSET THE FORTUNE TELLER SO. BUT THEN HIS SUPERSTITION WON THROUGH AND HE DIDN'T DARE TO OPEN THE ENVELOPE. HE THEN COMMENCED TO WORK. AS THE DAY PROGRESSED HE GOT MORE AND MORE DISTRACTED BY THE ENVELOPE THAT LAY IN HIS INSIDE POCKET. AS HE DID THIS HE MADE SOME UNSMART (ACTUALLY PRETTY STUPID) MISTAKES IN THE MARKET, AND LOST HIS COMPANY SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS. HIS BOSS NOTICED THIS ON HIS SUPERVISORY MARKET MOINTOR. (A FULLY EQUIPPED A3000 YOU KNOW). HE THEN PROGRESSED OUT IN THE TRADING ROOM AND CALLED THE MAN IN TO HIS OFFICE. WHEN THE MAN GOT THERE HIS BOSS ASKED WHAT HIS TROUBLE WAS. THE MAN THEN TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY AND ABOUT THE ENVELOPE. THE BOSS THEN ASKED TO SEE THE ENVELOPE. AT FIRST THE MAN WAS RELUCTANT TO LET HIM HAVE IT, BUT THEN HE THOUGHT THAT IT WAS HIM THAT HAD PROMISED NOT TO LOOK AT THE ENVELOPE, BUT HE HADN'T PROMISED NOT TO LET ANYONE ELSE LOOK AT IT. SO HE PASSED THE ENVELOPE OVER TO HIS BOSS. HIS BOSS OPENED THE ENVELOPE CAREFULLY AND LOOKED AND THE PAPER INSIDE. AT ONCE HE TURNED WHITE, THEN RED AND FINALLY BLUE IN HIS FACE. HE THEN THREW THE ENVELOPE BACK AT THE MAN AND STARTED TO YELL HORRIBLE CURSES AT THE POOR MAN. HE THEN CALLED THE SECURITY STAFF AND WHILST THEY WERE KICKING THE SHIT OUT THE GUY, HIS BOSS FIRED HIM ON THE SPOT AND SAID THAT ALL HIS PRIVILIGIES AS A COMPANY EXECUTIVE WOULD BE WITHDRAWN. THE MAN LOOKED AROUND CONFUSED AND ASKED WHY?? HIS BOSS JUST LOOKED AT HIM AND STARTED TO YELL EVEN MORE HORRIBLE CURSES. IN THE END THE BATTERED, WORN OUT MAN WAS KICKED OUT ON THE STREET WITH ONLY SHREDS LEFT OF HIS CLOTHES. HE THEN GOT UP AND HELD TIGHT TO THE ENVELOPE IN HIS POCKET. AT THIS STAGE THE MAN WAS SERIOUSLY CONSIDEREING OF OPENING THE ENVELOPE AND LOOK AT THE NOTE, BUT IN THE END HE THOUGHT THAT AFTER ALL HE WASN'T REALLY IN ANY LIFETHREATHENING SITUATION. A REAL SHITDUMP OF A SITUATION BUT STILL NOT WITH ANY DANGER FOR HIS LIFE. SO HE GOT UP ON HIS FEET AND LOCATED ENOUGH MONEY IN HIS POCKET TO TAKE THE BUS HOME AS THE CAR WERE AT GARAGE TO GET A COMPLETE CHECKUP THIS DAY. WELL, ANYWAY TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT HE TOOK THE BUS AND GOT OFF A COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY FROM HIS HOME IN RHODE ISLAND. HE GOT UP TO PORCH (A VERANDA YOU IMBECILE FOOL --- HA HA HA I'M A NICE GUY SO THAT WASN'T A SERIOUS INSULT). OK, BACK TO THE STORY (I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME WANDERING OF THE TRAIL OF THE STORY NOW AND THEN). HE OPENED HIS FRONT DOOR AND GOT INSIDE. HIS WIFE WHO WAS BUSY UPSTAIRS CLEANING THE BEDROOMS AT THIS MOMENT RESPONDED TO HIS CALL WITH A DELIGHTFUL AND CHEERFUL GREET. BUT WHEN SHE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STAIRS SHE LET OUT A STARTLED SCREAM AND RUN DOWNSTAIRS THROWING HERSELF AROUND HIS NECK (AS SHE WAS A REAL LOVING AND KIND WIFE). SHE ASKED HIM WHAT HAD HAPPENED???? WELL, THE MAN STARTED TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING THAT HAD HAPPENED TO HIM THAT DAY. FROM THE SECOND HE WENT OUTSIDE THAT MORNING TO THE FORTUNETELLER AND HER REACTION, THEN ABOUT THE JOB AND HIS BOSS'S REACTION. HE THEN TOLD HER HE HAD LOST HIS JOB, THE FREE PHONE, THE FREE NEWSPAPERS ETC. ETC. ETC. WELL, ANYWAY HIS WIFE THEN NATURALLY WANTED TO SEE THE LETTER WHICH HAD CAUSED ALL THIS MAYHEM. THE MAN AT THIS TIME WAS A BIT SUSPICIOUS ABOUT SHOWING THIS LETTER TO ANYONE, EVEN HIS DEARLY BELOVED WIFE. BUT SHE BEGGED AND PLEADED WHILE SHE LOOKED AFTER THE SCRACTHES AND BRUISES HE HAD GOTTEN FROM THE SECURITY GUARDS. WELL, SHE ASKED HIM SO NICELY THAT HE GAVE IN (TRY STANDING UP TO A WOMEN THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING STRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR WETTEST DREAM AND YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN). HE GAVE HER THE ENVELOPE WITH THE LETTER INSIDE. SHE OPENED IT A BIT CAUTIOUSLY THOUGH AND PEEKED AT FIRST AT THE LETTER WITH ONE HALF-OPEN EYE. THEN SUDDENLY HER EYES WIDENED AND HER FACE TURNED TO ASH. --------- SNACK TIME ----------- OH MAN THIS IS TURNING INTO THE MARATHON OF SCROLLTEXTS, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE TO GET SOME FOOD (AND DRINKS) UP TO NOW WE'VE HAD OVER 200 LINES AND OVER 8K OVER SCROLLTEXT. THAT'S 8000+++ CHARACTERS. OK, GET READY.....GO 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 AAAAANNNDDD 16. GAVE A LITTLE EXTRA TIME THERE. ALRIGHT QUIT THIS FOOLISHNESS ------- END OF SNACK BREAK NEXT ONE COMING UP IN 100 LINES -------- .....FACE TURNED TO ASH. SHE TURNED TOWARD HER HUSBAND AND SLAPPED HIM WITH A GREAT SUCKERPUNCH STRAIGHT IN THE BALLS. SHE THEN TURNED HIM AROUND AND KICKED HIM ON HIS ASS INTO THE STREET FROM THE PORCH. WHILE DOING THIS SHE TOLD HIM THAT SHE WAS DIVORCING HIM AND SHE WAS GOING TO KEEP EVERYTHING. THE HOUSE, THE KIDS, THE CARS THE MONEY, THE DOG, THE CREDIT-CARDS. YOU NAME IT, SHE WAS GETTING IT!!!! SHE THEN THREW THE ENVELOPE WITH THE LETTER IN IT ON THE STREET WHILST SHE TOLD: 'READ THIS SO THAT YOU KNOW WHAT A COCK-SUCKING, FINGER- DICKING, TURTLE-FUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING, RIMMING, NECROPHILIAC, PEDOFILE, HOMO- SEXUALL LITTLE PERVERTED RAINCOAT-FIXATED PISS AND SHIT USER IN SADO-MACHOCISTIAN SEX-GAMES WITH YOUR OWN DAUGHTERS AND MOTHER. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA. WHAT A TIRADE. WELL, WITH THAT SHE SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HIS FACE AS HE WAS TRYING TO GET NEAR ENOUGH TO EXPLAIN WHAT WAS HAPPENING. HE GOT THE DOOR RIGHT IN HIS NOSE SO HE BROKE IT. HE MADE A FUTILE EFFORT TO GET IN, BUT FINALLY HE GAVE UP AND STARTED ROAMING THE STREETS. AT THIS HE TOOK UP THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ENVELOPE AND HELD IT UP TO A CITY LIGHT AND WAS JUST ABOUT TO RIP THE LETTER UP OUT OF THE ENVELOPE WHEN HE RECALLED HIS PROMISE NOT TO READ THE LETTER UNLESS IN A LIFETHREATHENING SITUATION. AND AS HE WAS A REALLY GOD- FEARING, TRUE AMERICAN HE FELT COMPELLED TO HOLD HIS PROMISE. WELL, ANYWAY, HE PUT THE ENVELOPE BACK INTO HIS POCKET AND WANDERED ON. AND ON HIS PATH OF MISERY HE WENT DOWN TO THE HARBOR. DOWN THERE HE SAW A SIGN FOR NORWEGIAN CARIBBEAN CRUISE LINES WHERE HE COULD APPLY FOR WORK ABOARD OF ONE THEIR SKIPS AS A SAILOR (WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT TO GET ABOARD A BOAT????) WELL, HE THOGHT THAT THIS LOOKED INTERESTING AND AS HE WASN'T TIED DOWN WITH ANYTHING ANY MORE, HE WAS FREE TO LEAVE. SO HE WENT UP THE RAILING AND WENT STRAIGHT TO THE CAPTAIN OF THE BOAT. AND AS THE MAN HAD GOOD MANNERS AND DIDN'T SEEM ALL THAT CRUMMY UNDER HIS ROUGHENED AND BEARDED HIDE, (AND HE WAS EXTREMELY SHORT OF MEN!!) HE TOOK HIM IN RIGHT AWAY. AS THE SHIP WAS LEAVING IN THE MORNING, THE MAN WAS GIVEN A PLACE IN A CABIN WITH ANOTHER SAILOR. --- AT THIS TIME THE MAN WAS LUCKY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, AS NEXT DAY THE COPS WOULD BE LOOKING FOR HIM AS HE WAS TO BE CHARGED WITH INCESTICIDE, FRAUD AT HIS WORK, RAPE WITHIN MARRIAGE AND A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER SMALL THINGS LIKE ANIMALSEX WITH HIS DOG. -----------SHORT BREAK BEFORE THE FINAL PART OF OUR JOKE LET'S TRY SOME AEROBICS TO LOSEN UP TO SORE MUSCLES. GRAB YOUR JOYSTICK AND WE'RE OFF. GET UP AND HOLD THE JOYSTICK IN YOUR RIGHT HAND AND THE MOUSE IN YOUR LEFT. (REVERSE POSITIONS IF YOU'RE LEFT-HANDED.) OK, TURN UP THE VOLUME AND SHAKE THOSE BULGIMG MUSCLES LOOSE. JOYSTICK AT YOUR CHEST, MOUSE-ARM EXTENDED TOWARDS A LIFTED RIGHT LEG, AND SWITCH POSITIONS IN TIME WITH THE MUSIC. 1 2 1 2 1 2 3 4 AND GET GOING. LET'S GO AGAIN 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 2 1 OPPPS SORRY ABOUT THAT BUT I'M ALL PUMPED NOW. GET BACK INTO THAT CHAIR AGAIN AND READ ON (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO NEEDS TO SHAVE, GET YOUR ELECTRICAL RAZOR.) 10 SEC'S TO DO IT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 GOT IT!!! ----- END OF DELAY ------ ......ANIMALSEX WITH HIS DOG. AS TIME WENT ON AND THEY WERE CRUISING THE ATLANTIC (FUCK REALITY), THE MAN WAS GETTING TO KNOW HIS WAY AROUND THE SHIP. HE HAD ALSO GAINED A LOT OF NEW FRIENDS AND GOTTEN REAL CLOSE LIKE BROTHERS TO HIS ROOM-MATE. ONE NIGHT THESE GUYS WERE SHARING A BOTTLE OF WHISKY, THEY GOT REAL SENTIMENTAL AND STARTED TO TRADE THE STORIES OF THEIR LIVES. THE ROOM-MATE SAID HE WAS THERE BECAUSE OF AN UNLUCKY AFFAIR WITH A WOMAN WHOM HE COULDN'T GET BECAUSE OF HER FAMILY. (HE WAS INDONESIAN, YOU KNOW???? OR DON'T YOU? OKEY-DOKEY, AFTER THE USUAL STUFF WITH THE FOREIGN LEGION AND BOOZING ALL THE TIME, HE HAD JOINED THE SEVEN SEAS LEGION OF SAILORS TO FUCK ALL THE RICH BITCHES AND THEIR DAUGHTERS WHO WERE TO RICH AND BORED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE THAN FUCK. AFTER THE BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND THE WHOOOOOOOLE STORY OF HIS LIFE TOLD WITH TEARS AND BOOZESIPS ALL THE TIME, THE ROOM-MATE WANTED TO KNOW THE MAN'S STORY. WELL, HE STARTED OFF WITH THE EARLY YEARS. ABOUT HIM GROWING UP IN YOUR AVERAGE AMERICAN FAMILY. ALWAYS GOOD IN SPORTS, PLAYED QUARTERBACK AT YALE WITH OUTSTANDING SCHOOL MERITS IN FORM OF SCHOLARSHIPS ETC. THEN HE TOLD ABOUT HIS WIFE AND KIDS AND THEN HE SORT OF SPEEDED THE STORY UP AROUND HIS DECLINE IN SOCIETY. BUT THE ROOM-MATE ASKED MORE INTENSIVELY AND FINALLY HE GOT THE WHOLE STORY WITH ALL THE SAD FACTS. WELL, ANYHOW AFTER THIS SORROWFUL STORY HIS ROOM-MATE WANTED TO SEE THIS LETTER IF STILL HAD IT. YES, HE DID BUT HE WOULDN'T SHOW IT TO ANYONE ANYMORE. BUT AFTER A LONG HOUR OF DRINKING AND PLEADING THE LETTER GOT UP INTO DAYLIGHT AGAIN FROM THE BOTTOM OF A DRAWER. THE ROOM-MATE GRABBED THE LETTER AND READ IT WITH HIS ALCOHOL-CLOUDED MIND. BUT SUDDENLY HE SORT OF GOT SOBER AGAIN, AND LOOKED AT THE MAM WITH SORT OF A SNEAKY LOOK. AFTER A WHILE HE EXCUSED HIMSELF TO THE BATHROOM AND LEFT THE MAN SITTING THERE. THE ROOM-MATE DIDN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM THOUGH, HE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE CAPTAIN AND TALKED TO HIM AND SHOWED HIM THE LETTER. THE CAPTAIN STRAIGHT AWAY GOT 6 (YES, SIX) STRONG GUYS AND WENT DOWN TO THE MAN'S ROOM AND THEY PICKED HIM UP BY HIS ARMS AND FEET. THEN THEY TOOK HIM UPSTAIRS WHERE THE CAPTAIN SAID HE WOULDN'T SEE ANYONE LIKE HIM ABOARD HIS SHIP, SO THEY LOOSENED A LIFEBOAT AND PUT HIM IN IT. THEN THEY DROPPED HIM INTO THE SEA ON A SMALL LIFEBOAT, WITH ONLY HIS CLOTHES, AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF HAIG'S WHISKY, AND THE ENVELOPE WITH THE LETTER INSIDE WHICH WAS THE LAST THING THE CAPTAIN THREW AFTER HIM. ------- COMMERCIAL COMMERCIAL ------------- HAVE YOU SEEN THE REST OF THIS SCROLLER?? IN THAT CASE YOU KNOW ABOUT THE COMPETITION IN THIS SCROLLER WITH 5 FREE DISKS TO THE FIRST GUY WHO WRITES TO ME AT THIS ADDRESS : T H E P U N I S H E R, B E Y O N D 2 0 0 0 T H E P U N I S H E R, B E Y O N D 2 0 0 0 P . O . B O X 3 0 1 2 0 1 3 S K J E T T E N P . O . B O X 3 0 1 2 0 1 3 S K J E T T E N . IF YOU MISSED THAT THERE SHOULD BE AN ADDRESS IN THE BEGINNING HERE FOR YOU TO CATCH. FIRST GUY IN THE MAIL GETS THE DISKS, IT'LL MIGHT YOU!!!! ANYWAY I'LL ENJOY ANY MAIL I GET, AND ESPECIALLY WITH COMMENTS TO ANY PRODUCT OF OURS. THE WORD TO GIVE IS (THE PRIZE WORD) : 'AVENGE' THAT'S AGAIN 'A V E N G E'. OKEY DOKEY ------ END OF COMMERCIAL -----------------......THREW AFTER HIM. WELL, THE MAN NOW COULD TRULY SAY HE WAS IN THE OUTMOST DESPAIR SO HE PICKED UP THE ENVELOPE, THERE ALONE IN LIFEBOAT WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC HE WAS TRULY IN A LIFETHRETHENING SITUATION. THEN WHEN HE PICKED UP THE LETTER TO READ IT, IT SLIPPED FROM HIS ALCOHOLIC FINGERS!!!!! AND THE WIND PICKED IT UP AND BLEW IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL, GUYS WHAT DO THINK???? PRETTY COOL JOKE HUHH??? OK, I'LL NOW ENTER THE COMPLETE GREET LIST. JUST KIDDING!!!!! I'LL LEAVE YOU HERE WITH A COMPLETE SENSE OF ANGER TOWARDS ME. HE HE HE HE HE!!! OK, ENDING THE LONGEST TRANSMISSION EVER FROM ME IT'S ABOUT 19K WITH A TOTAL OF 400 LINES OF DC.B'S SINGING OFF (THAT WASN'T A SPELLING ERROR) THE PUNISHER FROM BEYOND 2000. WE'LL BE UP THERE WAITING FOR YOU. BI BI ------------------ SCROLL RESTARTS ----- (YOU GOTTA BE FUCKIN' KIDDING!!!) NO, I'M NOT, IT REALLY RESTARTS! @