ALLOHA!, THIS IS STORM GOD WELCOMING YOU TO THE SECOND BLITTING IMAGE DEMO AND I MUST GIVE CREDIT TO OUR COOOOL CODER - JON (PLEASE NOTE::::S C E P T R E U.K. HAVE NOW JOINED BLITTING IMAGE AND PLEASE GREET US AS BLITTING IMAGE FROM NOW ON, THANX !) AND NOW....NIGHT FALL <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< (SORRY, THAT WAS ME SHOWING OFF SOME SPECIAL CHARACTERS!:JON @ @ @ ) AND NOW.....CONTACT TIME ! RING STORM GOD TEL:...0 7 0 4 3 1 9 5 3 IN G.B GOT IT ? NO ? WELL HERE GOES AGAIN....STORM GOD TEL:...0 7 0 4 3 1 9 5 3 IN G.B ! THATS IT ! IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING WHO IS TYPING ON THE KEYBOARD - IT IS THE ONE AND ONLY....STORM GOD (GET IT LAMERS ? ONE AND ONLY !)...MEMBERS...STORM GOD (THATS THE STUPID PLONKER TYPING NOW (AGAIN !) HEY THATS ME !...JON...DAVE...CHRIS...SMURPHOID...YMC...CRITICAL...JOHN...PAUL...FIL...AND OF COURSE ......STU!!! (MERIDIAN?) AND THATS THAT OVER AND DONE WITH ! WELL WHAT CAN WE TALK ABOUT IN THIS DEMO...ERM WHAT A DUDE CRITICAL IS ? (NO - WE WOULD ALL FALL ASLEEP THEN !) WHAT A FAT LITTLE DWARF I AM - UNTRUE ! DEFINETLY UNTRUE !...ERM WE COULD THANK JON AGAIN (NO ! NOT THAT !) OR WE COULD SAY...YES THATS IT ! I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GO TO A SHARE AND ENJOY COPY PARTY AS I NOW HAVE MONEY TO GO PLACES ! (YEAH ! AT LOOOONNNGGGG LAST !)...MESSAGES TIME.......IPEC ELITE - NICE TO BE TRADING WITH YOU ! - I WILL RING YOU SOON !...LONEWOLF OF MACH 4/PIONEERS - HEY ! GIVE ME A RING WILL YOU ?!...COLIN OF SLIPSTREAM/CHAOS - THANX FOR NICE LETTERS AND START TO CODE SOON ! (DON'T GET DOWN HEARTED !)...CRITICAL OF BLITTING IMAGE - COOL DEMO COMPILATIONS - BRING MORE OUT !...SMURPHOID - SPREAD IT DUDE ! SPREAD IT !...ANARCHY U.K (JUDGE DROKK !) HEY DUDE ! WHEN WILL OOH ITS OBCENE III BE OUT ?? ?? NOW FOR MY MEGA WORLD FAMOUS "GREAT JOKES " (WARNING ! ALL PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT A LAF ATTACK GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW !)..HERE GOEZ....THERE WHERE 3 BEARS AND THE PORRIDGE THAT THE MUMMY BEAR COOKED WAS TOO HOT SO THEY WENT OUT FOR A NICE LONG WALK.... HOWEVER WHEN THEY GOT BACK THE BABY BEAR SAID..DADDY,DADDY ! SOMEBODY HAS EATEN MY PORRIDGE !....THEN THE MOTHER BEAR SAYS... HUSBAND OF MINE ! SOMEBODY HAS EATEN MY PORRIDGE TOO ! AND THEN THE DADDY BEARS SAYS...NEVER MIND THE FUCKING PORRIDGE, SOMEBODY HAS NICKED THE VIDEO RECORDER ! HAAAAHHHHH ! HEEEE ! OH YEAH ! WHAT A REALLY FUNNY JOKE EH ?! WELL HERE I AM SAT IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER (SHEZ CALLED I.S.H.A - NAMED AFTER THE WOMAN I FANCY ! ! ) WELL,AS I WAS SAYING I'M SAT HERE AND I AM LISTENING TO SOME MUZAK ALONE...BY MYSELF - UNFAIR ! WELL LETS TALK ABOUT SOMEIT ELSE ! WHOZ GOING TO THE PCW SHOW ? ANYBODY ?!? YUP ! WELL I THINK I WILL BE GOING-SAT AT THE BAR WITH YMC (ITZ THE BEST PLACE !) AND I GUESS YMC WILL NEED 10 PINTS TO GET HIM THINKING LIKE HE USUALLY DOES ! AND I WILL BE ON THE HARD STUFF TOO - PEPSI ! (WELL HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SMALL FAT DWARF GET SERVED BOOZE IN THE PCW SHOW ?! NO ? - HOW STRANGE !) ANYWAY I MAY NOT BE OLD ENOUGH ! NOW THATS A GOOD QUESTION !? HOW OLD AM I ? ERM...28 NOOO ! I WONT TELL YA ! YOU FUCKING NOSY BASTARDS ! OR AS SMURPHOID SAYS ---FUCKOFF YA BASTS !--- GREAT ONE DUDE ! SPEAKING OF DUDEZ (I'M ONE MYSELF AND SO IS SOME OF MY OTHER MATES LIKE GALDOR OF THE DRUIDZ OR JUDGE DROKK OR COLIN OF CHS/SLPSTRM,ETC) SPEAKING OF DUDEZ,ARE THERE ANY DUDEESS'S OUT THERE ? IF SO THEN CONTACT ME NOW AS I DONT HAVE ANY CONTACTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ! NO NOT SEX TERMS ! (IS THAT ALL YOU LOT THINK ABOUT ??!) YOU RANDY BASTS ! LOOK WHOZ A PERVY ! (I ADMIT I'M IN PERVS ANNOYMOUS !) WELL STILL READING THIS SCROLLTEXT ? WELL YOU CAN'T BE THAT LAME THEN CAN YOU ? ( WELL YOU MAY BE !?)...ANYBODY KNOW THE DEFINITION OF THE GROUP AGAINST US COOL PIRATES CALLED F.A.S.T. ? WELL I THINK IT SHOULD MEAN FEDERATION AGAINST ST ('S)....HEY JON DO WE HAVE ANY HORSE SHIT SYMBOLS !?!...........NOW IT IS STORY TIME...(YEAH ! GREAT ! WOWEEE ! FABBO !) NOW SETTLE DOWN CHILDREN ! I SAID SHUT YA FUCKING GOBS !...THATS BETTER !..........THERE ONCE WAS A PARCEL CALLED HOT-ONE AND THERE WAS A SILLY LITTLE LAMER WHO RECIEVED THIS PARCEL...THE DISKS WHERE TOO HOT FOR HIM TO HANDLE SO HE KEPT AND KEPT AND KEPT THEM AND NEVER RETURNED THEM BACK... WELL THIS GROUP SAID WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE THIS AND SO THEY WROTE BACK TO THE LAMER THREATENING HIM AND SO THE LITTLE LAMER WROTE BACK SAYING THAT HE WAS SORRY AND HAD SENT 20 DISKS...FUCK IN HELL (!) THIS GROUP SAID AND SO THEY SAID TO MAKE IT FAIR THEY WOULD SPLIT THE PARCEL UP EQUALLY.........! WELL THE LAMER TOOK THIS IN AND DECIEDED TO ACCEPT THIS OFFER...THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS THAT DONT STEAL DISKS FROM BIG GROUPS AS YOU WILL BE FOUND OUT MOST OF THE TIME AND SO YOU END UP WORSE OFF ! !.......WELL SINCE YOU ALL HAVE READ UP TO THE 1/4 (JUST JOKING )...NO !....SINCE YOU HAVE READ UP TO HERE THEN WE WILL..REWARD YOU WITH AROUND 10 DOLLARS ! (THATS FIVE QUID IF YOU LIVE IN G.B) BUT YOU HAVE TO RING ME UP AND TELL ME THAT YOU WANT TO TRADE AND TELL ME THAT YOU SAW THIS IN THE DEMO ! HOWEVER THIS ONLY APPLIES TO THE FIRST FIVE PEOPLE WHO PHONE ME AND POST GOOD NEW STUFF ! (THAT I DON'T HAVE !) THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO BLITTING IMAGE MEMBERS! WHAT AN OFFER ! NOW YOU CAN'T GIVE THIS A MISS ! WHO KNOWZ I MAY EVEN SEND AN BONUS TO THE FIRST PHONECALLER WHO TELLS ME THAT THEY SAW THIS OFFER ON THE SECOND BLITTING IMAGE DEMO !.....OH YEAH ! WE ARE NOT TRYING TO BREAK ANY RECORDS FOR THE LONGEST BORING SCROLL AS WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IT ! I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT THE REBELS MEGADEMO (I KNOW ITS OLD !) HAD SOME OF THE BEST EFFECTS I HAD EVER SEEN ON THE AMIGA (THE SCROLLER ALSO USED AS A GRAPHIC EQUALIZER ! ) GREAT!NOW COME ON EVERYONE IN GB-LETS GET SOME GOOD DEMOS RELEASED NOW ! BY THE WAY IF SHARE AND ENJOY ARE READING THEN ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE A MEGA DEMO II ?..WELL I THINK THAT THIS SCROLLTEXT IS LONG ENOUGH ! NO I DONT ! LETS TYPE UNTIL MIDNIGHT ! (IT IS 21:44 NOW !)AND I AM TYPING THIS BORING SCROLLTEXT AS WHEN I RANG UP GALDOR OF THE DRUIDZ HE HAD TO GO TO AN ALL NIGHT PARTY (LUCKY !) GEE ! WEEZ ! BY THE WAY IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING THE DATE IS 05 - AUGEST - 1989 YET OUR DEMO WILL NOT BE READY FOR 8 OR 9 DAYS NOW ! YET WE BELIVE IF YOU PREPARE A SCROLLTEXT FOR A DEMO THEN IT SHOULD BE A GOOD LOOONNNGGG SCROLLTEXT LIKE THIS ONE AND WHAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS THAT I AM TYPING QUITE QUICKLY ON THIS KEYBOARD AND I HAVE REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE TO WRITE OUR GREETS SCROLLY YET ! (GEE WHIZZ !) THATS ABOVE BY THE WAY ! I BEG PEOPLE NOT TO DISASSEMBLE THIS DEMO OR SHOULD I SAY I AM TELLING YOU NOT TO DISASSEMBLE THIS DEMO AS IF I EVER (PLEASE NOTE !) FIND OUT YOU WILL FIND THAT HAVING NO BOLLACKS IS NOT VERY FUNNY ! OH AND IF YOU ARE A GIRL I WILL INVITE CHRIS THE PERV AND EQUINOXE (TOTAL PERVS ) TO COME AND MAKE SURE YOU WILL BE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH YOUR LEGS WIDE APART FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ! OR I MAY JUST FORGIVE YOU.....FOR A FAVOUR ! WELL IT IS 22:00 NOW AND I THINK I HAVE TYPED OUT SOME OF THE LONGEST SCROLLTEXT THAT ANYBODY HAS DONE FOR A WHILE ! ROBOCOP...DRUIDZ HAVE GOT IT (5 AUGEST 1989) YET IT WILL NOT BE CRACKED UNTIL SUNDAY BY VISION FACTORY + BB.....AND THAT IS THE DAY WHEN THE DRUIDZ WILL HVE IT AND I MAY HAVE ROBOCOP FOR MONDAY..BUT OF COURSE THIS IS OLD NEWS NOW ! DONT FORGET THSI DEMO WONT BE RELEASED UNTIL 14 AUGEST 1989 AND EVEN IF WE FINISH THIS TOMORROW IT WILL STILL NOT BE RELEASED UNTIL 14 AUGEST 1989 ! BY THE WAY ! I NEARLY FORGOT TO GET CRITICAL MAD !...HERE GOEZ !>> YOUR DEMO COMPILATIONS ARE GOOD BUT YOU DONT MAKE ANY GOOD JOKES ! AND YOUR STORYS ARE CRAP !....HEY DONT PUT THE CAT IN THE MICROWAVE ! NO I'M SORRY.. I MEAN WHO AM I TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE CREW ! IT SHOULD BE ABOUT CLUB X THE AMIGA ? + ST GROUP ! THEY ARE SUCH TOTAL LAME WANKERS ......A EX-MEMBER CALLED "DISK" WAS IN OUR GROUP BUT HE NEVER DID ANYTHING MUCH APART FROM HALF A UTILS DISK (PERSONAL JOKE BETWEEN US !) ANYWAY...HE SAID HE MADE A SCROLLER (IT WAS NOT BAD REALLY - QUITE GOOD FOR A FIRST ATTEMPT) AND TO MY DISCOVERY THE SCROLLER WAS ACTUALLY USING THE BLITTER?!?BUT THEN HE LEFT TO FORM A GROUP WHICH I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS CALLED SO PLEASE TELL ME ! SO I CAN GREET YOU......O.K ?....HIS MUSICIAN MAZ IS AN EXPERT ! KEEP ON PLAYING DUDE ! ..WHAT WILD MUZAK ! BOP!DOO!...WELL I THINK I WILL WRITE 100 LINES OF THIS SCROLLTEXT ON MY LITTLE ASSEMBLER...LINE 86 ! YEAH ! GREAT ! BY THE WAY I AM LOOKING FOR A COPY OF JEZ SANZ NEW ASSEMBLER WHICH CAN ASSEMBLE 10 MINUTE JOBS OF DEVPAC II INTO 30 SECOND JOBS ! WELL ON ! YEAH ! LETS HAVE SOME PHRAZES OF WHATEVER LIKE BOSS ! DOSS ABOUT ! ERM..MEGA ! WELL THATZ ENOUGH OF THEM ! OH SHIT ! IT'S 10:15 AND A FILM HAS JUST COME ON TV - ONE OF MY FAVORITES ! IT HAS GOT CHARLES BRONSON IN IT ! MY OTHER FAVORITE ACTORS ARE..CLINT EASTWOOD AND DUDLEY MOORE !! AND OF COURSE THE WOMEN WHO STAR IN THE PORNO (BLUE) MOVIES ! I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THEM ON A GOOD NIGHT ! WELL WHAT CAN I JIBBER ABOUT NOW ?!? IF LONEWOLF OF MACH 4 IS READING....READ ON..... WELL I KNOW LONEWOLF WOULD OF BUGGERED OFF NOW ! IT IS LINE 93 AND ON AVERAGE (SOME MORE AND SOME LESS) THERE ARE 108 COLUMNS ON THIS AND I AM SLOWLY WATCHING THE MEMORY DISSAPPEAR ! OH LOOK THIS IS LINE 94 AND ONLY SIX MORE LINES TO GO SO I BETTER START WRITING SOME GOODBYE LINES.....ON AVERAGE EACH TIME I PRESS CR (THAT IS RETURN LAMER !) WE LOOSE 63 BYTES OF MEMORY THERFORE YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW LONG THESE LINES ARE !....I AM DOING A FULL LINE TEST TO SEE WHAT MEMORY I LOOSE FROM ONE END OF THE LINE TO THE OTHER ! ....HMM...IT IS?..IT IS...IT IS 50597 BYTES - 50443 =154 BYTES ! AMAZING WELL I DEFINETLY THINK THIS IS A VERY LONG SCROLLTEXT AS I HAVENT EVEN INCLUDED THE GREETS YET ! SHIT THIS DEMO WILL NEED SERIOUS CRUNCHING ! THIS TEXT COULD BE THE SIZE OF A SMALL MEGA-DEMO ALREADY AND I DOUBT ANYBODY IS READING THIS NOW!AND IT IS LINE 99 ! SO I DONT HAVE TO TYPE ANY MORE OF THIS SHIT ! YEEAAHHH ! LINE 100 THIS IS SOOOOO GREAT THE TIME AND DATE IS SATURDAY 5 AUGEST 1989 - 22:32 !AND SO FROM ALL OF BLIITING IMAGE..GOODBYE AND DONT FORGET TO RING US FOR THE FIVER IF YOU ARE IN THE FIRST FIVE PEOPLE ! THIS DEMO WILL BE REALEASED ON 14-AUGEST 1989 12:00 AM ! THANX FOR READING TO THE END - I REALLY APPRECIATE IT ! THANX GUYS AND A MEGA THANKYOU TO J O N OUR COOL PROGRAMMER .....BYE DUDEZ...DONT FORGET THE FREE FIVER !......... (WRAP?) . . . . . . . . ... WELCOME TO C.D. WORM !!................. =<<<<< =<<<< GREETS'N'STUFF LINE...........YEAH ! CONTACT STORM GOD FOR WHATEVER !...STORM GOD...TEL:....S T O R M G O D TEL: 0 7 0 4 3 1 9 5 3 (IN G.B) ! ! HERE GOEZ AGAIN !:...S T O R M G O D TEL:...0 7 0 4 3 1 9 5 3 ! NOW FOR THE GREETS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER WITH ANY LUCK ! (THIS SHOULD BE THE FULL GREETS LIST THAT WE HAVE WRITTEN !) OH YEAH IF YOUR GROUP BEGINS WITH THE YOU WILL BE UNDER THE ! HERE GOEZ DUDEZ:........ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ ACCUMULATORS....AMIGA VICE....ANARCHY U.K.....ACE....ANDY N (IRELAND)....AXE....BAZ (YO DUDE !)....BEATMASTER....BLOB.... CHRIS....COMPLEX (SEND SOON FULCRUM !)....COMPUTER WORLD ....CRUSADERS (DR.AWESOME !)....CRYSIS INTERNATIONAL....CSS....CUADRAM ....DAN WOOD....DAZ....DCD....DEMONS....DESCIPLES....DR.DOOM....DRUIDZ - (YO GALDOR !)....DSS - (HI MOLEY !)....DYNAMIC VISION ....EUROPEAN SOFTWARE AGENCY (MEDIC-DONT WORRY DR.TEETH WAS A BIT OF A PRICK ANYWAY ! )....EXTRO....FAZ'M....GAZ....GOTCHA/DDC ?....GRAHAM....HCC....HIGH CLASS (REMEMBER ME AZRAEL ?)....ICE/EXTERNAL/SKYFORCE AMIGA....INERTIA....INTUITION/STATIC.... IPEC ELITE (NICE TO BE TRADING WITH YOU !)....JED (HOW ARE YOU ?)..JIMMY..JOHN....KKS....KOOL KIDS....LADS (SCOOTER..CLUNK..TURBO) ....LEIGH PERROT (WHEREZ YA VITAMIN PILLS !)....LENNY....MACH 4....MASTER CREW....MATT....MAZ....MEGADEATH....MICK....MICRO KNIGHTS ....MOLECULES OF MOTION (SEE YOU AT THE PCW SHOW MUGSY !)....NIK....NORTHSTAR (YO ZIKE !)....ODYSSEY....ORACLE (LEE) ....PAUL.... PETSHOPBOYS.... PHILLIP....PRIME EVIL (ICE EAGLE..GREYSTAR)....PUBLIC RELATIONS....RICK....ROB....ROD (YO DUDE !)....RUBIDIUM (YO EGON -S-!)..RUSS..SCANNER....SGT.PEPPER....SHAG (HI JOHN !)....SHAUN....SLIPSTREAM/CHAOS (COLIN - THANX FOR THE POEM !).... SKAVEN (THE RPG TESTER FOR US !...)....STACE.K (YO !!)....STEVEN....TBG ITALY (HI IDIGER!)....TEAM X (YO FLICK ! WRITE SOON !).... T.E.C....T.E.P (I THOUGHT I WOULD GREET THESE GUYZ AS THEY CRACKED THE WORKBENCH DISK ! HA!HAAAAAA!)....THE AMIGA MASTERS (TOPGUN AND THE PRESIDENT - HOPE THE PIGS DONT GET YOU !)....THE EQUALIZERS (HI ANDY/RUSS WHY DONT YOU EVER PHONE ME ??!!)....TSK.... UNTOUCHABLES (AJAX)....WARRIORS....WATCHMEN....WILL (THATS THE WILL EVERYWHERE !)....XENON INTERNATIONAL....AND ALL THOSE WE FORGOT ! SORRY ! IF YOU DONT KNOW US CONTACT US ! AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT LAMERS ! O.K! WRAP TIME..............