The official Byterapers intro Coded by Python, musiced by Turtle, gfxed by Drifter. & BYTERAPERS & PRESENTS : * THE OFFICIAL BYTERAPERS INTRO * .. . WITHOUT SAVING MEMORY - WITHOUT BARGAINING QUALITY . .. GRENDEL WANTS TO SAY SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO WAS IN GATHERING'91-PARTY: I ACTED VERY BADLY AND ARROGANTLY DURING SATURDAY, AND WANT TO APOLOGIZE MY VICTIMS ABOUT IT. I WAS VERY TIRED, AND NOT MYSELF. BUSY RUNNING EVERYWHERE, BEING AT FIVE PLACES AT ONCE... KEEPING PARTY UP, NO END TO THAT NIGHTMARE... BIG STRESS, VERY BAD TIME... AFTERWARDS I NOTED HOW BAD MY BEHAVIOUR WAS, AND I AM ASHAMED OF IT. SORRY ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY OUR MUSICIANS TURTLE AND RANDOR... NEXT ON BAT CHANNEL: STOP THAT CAN WE JOIN STUFF! I HAVE LATELY GOT A LOT OF CALLS FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE WANTED TO JOIN BYTERAPERS. NO THANKS TO ALL.. FIRST: WE NEED ONLY TWO NEW MEMBERS ONE CODER ONE GRAPHICIAN. SECOND: YOU MUST BE SEVENTEEN OR MORE EXCEPT IF YOU ARE VERY TALENTED. THIRD: YOU GOT TO BE A GOOD FELLOW... NO SWAPPERS THANKS! NO MUSICIANS! DONALD RULES! OLD FARTS FOREVER! CONTACT ADRESSES WILL COME AT THE END OF THIS SCROLLER... CALL THE BYTERAPERS TURTLE-ZOO BBS AT 358-0-550884... SYSOPS THE REST OF ANIMALS PYTHON AND GRENDEL AND PARTY ANIMAL MERIT CORLEONE. NEW USERS JUDGED BY JUDGE AND LOOSERS ACCOUNTS EATEN BY CANNIBAL. FREE DOWNLOADS FOR JARNIS... REMEMBER TO CALL VOICE AND ASK FOR SAMPPA! DON'T FUCK WITH A BYTERAPER. A SWEDISH GUY TRIED TO FUCK SPEEDHEAD OF BYTERAPERS. SPEEDIE WAS JUST HANGING AROUND AND GUY CAMES TO SPEAK SHIT AND HIT HIM. SPEEDIE TRIED TO LEFT THE SCENE, BUT THAT GUY CAMES AFTER AND TRIES TO HIT MORE. SO SPEEDIE TAKES HIS CROWBAR AND SMASHED THAT GUY... RESULT: BROKEN SKULL, HOSPITAL TRIP AND TRIAL FOR SPEEDIE. I THINK THAT GUY WILL NEVER AGAIN FUCK WITH SPEEDHEAD... PURE FINNISH POWER!!! PIZZA I WANT PIZZA... HELLO MAC MORE PIZZA STORIES! THE ELECTRONIC KNIGHTS PURE HISTORY FROM NINETEEN EIGHTY SIX! GRENDEL FADES PYTHON TAKES OVER BYE.... .. HOWDY! PYTHON HERE WITH A LOUSY INTRO MADE IN FOUR DAYS (INCLUDING ALL! ROUTINES) AND FINISHED IN TWENTY MINUTES AND TWELVE SECONDS BLAH! THIS INTRO WAS MEANT TO BE RELEASED AT THE GATHERING PARTY, BUT BCOS OF SOME MINOR PROBLEMS IT DIDN'T CAME OUT THERE. AFTER A LITTLE HATE-TEXT I WILL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED AT THE PARTY. - NOW A MESSAGE TO SOME PEOPLE WHO MAKE 200 KB MULTIPART INTROS! GGGREAT! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT AN INTRO MEANS? IT MEANS AN INTRODUCTION TO ...SOMETHING... WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR INTRO IS AN INTRODUCTION TO? RESET? GURU? OR AN ANOTHER PART OF THIS 'INTRO' ?????? I WOULD UNDERSTAND IF IT WOULD BE AN INTRODUCTION TO A DEMOPACK, GAME, DEMO, UTILITY OR SOMETHING! BUT NO DO YOU THINK THAT ALL DEMOS WITH WORSE ROUTINES, GRAPHICS AND MUSIC ARE ALWAYS INTROS??? I DON'T THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA. I WOULD BETTER ADVISE YOU TO MAKE YOUR ROUTINES, GRAPHICS AND MUSICS BETTER AND RELEASE THEN DEMO, AND IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A TRACKDEMO. EVERYONE CAN MAKE A TRACKLOADER OR AT LEAST RIP ONE... AND MAKE INTROS WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED. THIS INTRO IS NOT ONLY AN BYTERAPERS INTRO, THIS IS OUR OFFICIAL INTRO! WE WILL USE THIS ONE MORE THAN ONCE! WHAT ABOUT YOU OUT THERE, DO YOU MAKE YOUR 'INTROS' ONLY TO AVOID USING THE NAME DEMO AND ESCAPE TO UNDER NAME INTRO? I THINK INTROS REALLY HAVE GOT A BAD REPUTATION. JUST BECOUSE OF SOME LAMERS DOESN'T DARE CALL THEIR PRODUCTS AS AN DEMO!! NOW THAT TEXT WHAT HAPENED AT THE GATHERING... WELL I STARTED CODING THIS LITTLE PIECE AT 4AM, I WAS TIRED AND STILL A BIT DRUNKED. WELL THE PROBLEM CAME WHEN I PUT THAT LOGO ON THE SCREEN. LOGO LOOKED PERFECT BUT THE FILLENG WAS TRASHED... SO I TRIED TO FIX IT, I CHECKED EVERY WORD AND BYTE IN THE COPPER LIST, STARTUP, MAIN CODE ETC, EVERYTHING WHAT COULD CAUSE SUCH BUG. NO EFFECT. I EVEN TRIED THE HARDWARE MANUALS CONFIGURATIONS... NO EFFECT. THEN NEARLY EVERY CODER ON THE PARTY CAME TO SEE HOW THAT CAN BE POSSIBLE (FROM GROUPS LIKE COMPLEX, REBELS AND SCUP) NO-ONE COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS WRONG. THEN A OLD FRIEND OF MINE, EX MR.HEAD/ADVANCE, NOT A LAMER, BUT NOT IN ANY GROUP ANYWAY... HE WATCHED SOME TIME AND TOLD ME TO CALCULATE THE MODULO AGAIN... AND GUESS WHAT, EVERYONE CALCULATED THE MODULO WRONG EXPECT MR.HEAD! HAHAHHAHAHAH POOR COMPLEX POOR REBELS.. OUCH! JOOPAJOO PALLOJA PLIIS ****&&&&*&*&*&&&*** IHANAA... ....UYOUM...TURTLE HERE..WE ARE NOW IN PYTHONS SUMMERCOTTAGE. THESE SEVERAL DAYS WE HAVE PLANNED N I C E THINGS...AND I CAN PROMISE IT WILL BE BIG SUPRISE...JOOPPS...HM...NOW I SEND SOME PERSONAL HIOS AND MESSUS TO SEVERAL FRIENDS IN SCENE: (TEEMULLE KANSSA!) * JAYJAY OF FRANTIC: IS YOUR BOARD STILL UP OR DOWN AGAIN? PROTON OF COMPLEX :BUGEJA MAGGYSSA!!! HYIHYI! * PROTON OF (B) : YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS EVEN OWN MEMBERS!! * ELUSION...ELYSION (GALAXY,OZZO AND REST..WHEN YOUR DEMO IS READY...HEI MEKAKOODARI OOT MULLE ISOT HUIKAT VINKUSTA AUKI) * MR.ICE OF FRANTIC AND VORTEX OF SONIC: READ GRENDELS ARTICLE ABOUT NEWCOMERS AT MAGGY10. * GRIFFON OF FRANTIC: I LOST YOUR PHONENUMBER!!! BUT NOHATA!! * WEDGE OF FRANTIC : KAKSI SAMPYLAA JA NAIN PALJON ONAA NIIDEN VALISSA..! * JUGI OF COMPLEX: NYT MULLAKIN ON HYVA SAMPLERI!! * HEATBEAT OF REBELS: LOYSIN MELODIAA MAGGYBIISISTA!! * MEEGOSH OF REBELS : MILLON TARTTETTE SEN BIISIN??? * GRENDEL OF BYTERAPERS: I AM NOT ANGRY ANYMORE!!(?) * EDDIE OF ACTION: KOLMOS KALJA EI OLE LAMEA!!! * HOFFI OF ACTION: SEND ME THAT CASSETTE INCLUDING THAT WEIRD TUNE. * CANNIBAL OF BYTERAPERS: VENYY JA VALUU!! * DALTON OF COMPLEX: SUN INKONVEKSIT NYKI...HYIHYI.. * FRACTION OF COMPLEX : SHAME THAT YOUR SOURCES WERE STOLEN.. YOUR DEMO WOULD HAVE WON DEMOCOMPETITION!! * REWARD OF SCOOPEX : KONE! MONITORINI ON TAAS RIKKI,TULETKO KORJAAMAAN? * DELOREAN OF EX(?)-VERTIGO: WHEN ARE YOU MEMBER OF ²³¢¼²Þ®© * THE KID OF REBELS: WHY ARE YOU STOPPING SCENE? YOU ARE GREAT MUSICIAN!! * STARBYTE OF ACCESSION: DO SOMETHING CREATICE!!(LIKE DEMO PERHAPS?) * STRANGER OF IMAGE: EN KEKSI ENAA VITSIA MAHASTASI/VIIKSISTASI!!! * STARLIGHT OF IMAGE: SUSTAKAAN EI OLE KUULUNUT MITAAN PITKAAN AIKAAN * CAPTAIN OF IMAGE: HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD ABOUT LASERDANCE??? * MERIT OF BYTERAPERS : NICEPARTY!!! * GOLEM OF ANARCHY :YOUR COMPOPICTURE WAS BRILLIANT!!! * SEXTABULATOR OF BYTERAPERS : VAALEANPUNAINEN A M E E B A ??? * SHOCKER OF AFL : H I E N O A NOPANEN OLET OPPINUT(?) KOODAAMAN...MIGHTY AMIG...W RULES!! * DWEEZIL OF REBELS: JOO...HYI WANNA SEE YOUR COMING(?) DEMO... * DRIFTER OF BYTERAPERS: CALL ME NOW IF YA CAN? AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST GIGAGREETINGS TO GUY WHO IS SITTING NEXT TO ME....PYTHON!!!! AAH..ANYWAY SORRY (MEKAKIKASORRY) IF SOMEBODY IS MISSING (NO, I DIDNT FORGOT YOU * ROCKET/HYPNOSIS!!! * ) JEAH...TOO TIRED!!! ..PYTHON WANTS TO TELL SOMETHING!!!! (?)..... ... ZRAMZARZMMARMRAMA WHAT?? OOPS I'M ON THE SCROLL ERHM.... ONLY ONE MESSAGE FROM ME TO HEATBEAT & PRIME PREMIUM AND DTWEEZIL : HOW THE FUCK YOU COULD MAKE A PICTURE LIKE THAT OUT OF ME IN THE GATHERING PARTYSLIDESHOW! I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE MYSELF FROM THAT UGLY PICTURE! REALLY LOW QUALITY!!! UGH! WELL NO OTHER PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM ME THIS TIME, GUESS WHY... RIGHT.. THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM ALREADY AT THIS SCROLLER... I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THESE TEXTS WERE WRITTEN ABOUT ONE MONTH AGO! SO SOME DETAILS MAY LOOK A BIT STRANGE... BUT WHO CARES!!! BAH! I DONT! NOW THOSE LONNG WAITED CONTACT ADRESSES...OUR CONTACT ADDRESSES ARE: JUDGE PO BOX THIRTY FIVE SIX ZERO EIGHT ZERO ONE SEINAJOKI FINLAND OR EXTABULATOR PO BOX TWO HUNDRED THREE EIGHT SEVEN ONE ZERO ONE KAJAANI FINLAND GOT IT? GOOD... BAH! SORRY DRIFTER DIDN'T INCLUDE ANY NUMBERS ON THIS FONT...... BUT WHO CARES???? *& WE DONT&* !!!!!!!!!! RESET FOOLED YOU HAHAHHAHAHAH THIS IS AN INTRO AND YOU MAY EXIT IT WITH LEFT MOUSE BUTTON... BYE BYE CU IN OUR SOON ? COMING DEMOS...!