^9 ALLRIGHT EVERYBODY*2^3 HERE WE ARE.........THE INSANE CRANE......TOUGHER THAN THE TRAIN.........THATS ENOUGH POETRY FOR THIS DEMO......THIS IS OUR THIRD DEMO SO FAR....BUT THERE ARE STILL MORE TO COME. BEFORE THE BULLSHIT....WE WILL CREDIT THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE FOR THIS SPLENDID MASTERPIECE.........^6 CODING BY AVALANCHE *1 GRAPHIX BY JUNIOR *1 MUZAC BY BUD OUTRAGE *1 BULLSHITTERS ^3 LEPTON AND BUD O..... ...HERE THE SHITTALK BEGINS......DO THE NAME CRANE SEEM FAMILIAR TO YOU...IF NO THATS NOT STRANGE AT ALL..CAUSE WE HAVE RECENTLY CHANGED OUR NAME FROM CRUSIFIERS. WE HAVE ALSO EXAPANDED A LITTLE.. CAUSE MEMBERS FROM THE SWEDISH CREW DEADLINE JOINED US SOME WEEKS AGO............CRANE NOW COUNT 6 MEMBERS......THE NORWEGIAN DEPT. CONSISTS OF THE FOLLOWING PHREAX......... ^6 AVALANCHE ..CODE.. LEPTON ..SWAP,GPX.. BUD OUTRAGE ..MUSIC,SWAP.. CRANE SWEDEN ARE.... JUNIOR ..GPX,SWAP.. DENON ..CODE.. WIZMAR ..SWAP.. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST BIG FOOT ..GPX.. ^3 THATS ALL THERE IS.....WE WELCOME OUR NEW MEMBERS, AND HOPE THEY WILL ENJOY BEING CRANES............. IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE WHO WANNA JOIN A COOL GROUP.....DONT HESITATE TO CONTACT CRANE......SO MUCH FOR SERIOUSITY . IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE GREETZ...THEN PREPARE TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR MEAN MACHINE.......THEY WILL SHOW UP AFTER SOME GIGABYTES OF TEXT. BY THE WAY.....TRY PRESSING THE RIGHT BUTTON FOR SOME EFFECTS.........HERE IS OUR DOG SAYING A FEW WORDS......I WOULD LIKE TO GREET SAM...THE DOG NEXT DOOR AND FIRE HYDRANT DOWN THE ROAD...I LIKE THE WAY YOU SMELL.... NOW THE RAPIST WOULD LIKE TO SHARE HIS INTELLIGENT THOUGHTS WITH YOU..... WELL THATS ALL FROM THE RAPIST TODAY...... HOLY MOTHER OF MILKSHAKE... THIS IS LEPTON WRITING.. BUD HAD TO EAT DINNER.. THEY ARE HAVING SMALAHOVE .. I THINK IT IS SOME KIND OF FISH... PHEW AND WRACK BUD WILL NEVER RETURN ALIVE... FISH SUCKS...NOT THE ARTIST..... WELL WELL. YEP. IT IS A HOLE IN THEGROUND ..DID YOU GET THAT ONE.... HERE I AM TWISTING MY BRAIN FOR YOU GUYS OUT THERE... THINK I KILLED A FEW BRAINS LAST NIGHT. WE HAD ONE HELL OF A PARTY ...NOT A COPYPARTY... AT THE LOCAL PUB AND I REALISED THAT DRINKING IN NORWAY IS PRETTY EXPENSIVE.. THE MILK IS CHEAP BUT I WAS THINKING OF ALCOHOL... BUD JUST RETURNED AND TOLD ME THAT SMALAHOVE IS NOT FISH... IT IS SOME KIND OF LAMB HEAD... HMM. I WONDER WHY THERE ARE SO MANY DOGS MISSING IN OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD.. HEY BUD. WHERE ARE YOU GOING. WHAT IS THAT GREEN SLIMY STUFF COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH...... OOOHH BUD JUST GOT SOMETHING IN HIS THROAT.. WAIT A MINUTE.. HOLY MOTHER OF YOUGHURT.. IT IS A NECKLACE.. THERE IS SOMETHING WRITTEN ON IT.. PLUTO. M.M. ANDEBY .. HOLY MOTHER ...... I THINK BUD JUST ATE A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR.. JUST KIDDING. NOBODY EATS A YELLOW DOG.. BUT BUDS BREATH STINKS ANYWAY... UMBERLUMM ALL THESE SOUNDS EVEN IN THE HAZE... DID YOU RECOGNIZE THAT.. IT IS THE FIRST CHAPTER OF A STEPHEN KING NOVEL CALLED MISERY.. A MEGABLASTINGFANTASTIC BOOK... HAVE READ ALMOST ALL OF HIS WRITTEN MATERIAL. IF ANYONE CAN GET ME HIS SHORTSTORIES COLLECTIONS PLEASE CONTACT ME LEPTON... I WILL PAY OFF C..... WELL BUD IS BACK ON HIS FEET NOW AND BY THE LOOK OF HIS EYES ...AND THE SIGHT OF HIS GUN... I THINK I WILL TURN THE KEYS OVER TO IT.. EEEH HIM... HURRAH... STAYING ALIVE..............BY THE WAY.......DO YOU KNOW WHY THE SWEDISH BOYS ARE USING CONDOMS WHEN THEY FUCK THEIR GIRLFRIENDS ASS.....THEY DONT WANT NEGRO BABIES...........OK....OK....THAT WAS AN OLD ONE......I AINT PRO APARTHEID.....AND I HOPE ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE READING THIS HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR...........GUESS WHOS HERE...... YES, ITS ME....BUD OUTRAGE THE COOLEST MUSICIAN IN CRANE....COMPETITION IS NOT TOO HARD.......LEPTON... STOP THAT LAUGH. ... WELL AS YOU CAN HEAR THERE IS SOUND ON THIS DEMO TOO... ALL DAMAGE CAUSED BY LISTENING TO IT WILL BE COVERED BY ME.....JUST CALL 555 98739583733455.....IF THERE IS NOBODY AT HOME CALL OUR NEIGHBOUR....... CRANE NEED MORE REDHOT CONTACTS.....IF YOU THINK YOU ARE QUALIFIED FOR SWAPPING WITH A COOL PERSON......WRITE TO ME.. ADDRESSES LATER. AS YOU READ, I HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH MY STOMACH BUT THATS OVER NOW.... I FEEL FINE..GREAT....... HERE IS A SMALL PARTYREPORT FROM THE TERRIBLE CRYPTOBURNERS...IT...VISUAL ARTS PARTY IN DRAMMEN............AS MOST OF YOU KNOW...THIS PARTY WAS KILLED BY THE POLICE. AFTER 2 HOURS OF PARTYING THEY DISCONNECTED THE POWER AND BLOCKED ALL DOORS .......LOTS OF DISX WAS LOST...LUCKILY WE GOT AWAY WITH NO LOSSES....BUT ONE FREAKS EQUIPMENT WAS BROUGHT IN.....I READ IN THE NEWSPAPER THAT BJ ELECTRONICS WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT......I HOPE YOU ALL WILL PUNISH THAT FUCKING COMPANY BY NOT BUYING ANYTHING FROM THEM IN THE FUTURE..............FUCK THEM FOR DESTROYING WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN AN EXCELLENT PARTY..........ENUFF PARTY TALK......... HERE IS A OLD LARRY JOIKKE EHH.. JOKE......WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT SLEEPING ALONE... ANYONE... CUMMON EVERYBODY.......WELL HERE IS THE ANSWER.........YOU CAN HAVE SEX ANYTIME YOU WANT TO.....THATS A LOUSY JOKE........ IT FILLS UP SOME MEMORY THOUGH FOR CONTACTING US ..SWAPPING..FAN LETTERS..MONEY DONATIONS.. WRITE TO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING ADDRESSES ^1 BUD OUTRAGE........HAGALEDET 0........4764 ARDALSTANGEN......NORWAY........OR LEPTON.........HAREIDSVEGEN 2..........4764 ARDALSTANGEN.............NORWAY..........OR JUNIOR............HJORTRONV.38......48943 STUREFORS..........SWEDEN................^4LAMERS CAN CONTACT SOMEONE ELSE...CAUSE WE ARE LETHAL....HEHEHEHEH......AFTER THIS THREAT BUD AND LEPTON WILL SEND A MESSY TO THE SWEDISH MEMBERS OF CRANE........JOLLY GOOD HEH... I HOPE YOU CAN DIG THIS.....AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR NEW DEMO.....O.K. JUNIOR....YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING QUITE A WHILE FOR THIS....SO HOPE YOU ARE SATISFIED...MORE DEMOS COMING SOON.... HEY JUNIOR... LEPTON HERE. YOUR SENCE OF HUMOUR IS TERRIBLE, BUT IT IS GREAT THAT WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON... THAT SALMIAKK STUFF YOU SENT A WHILE AGO TASTED TERRIBLE... SO THEREFOR READ THE SECRET MESSAGE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THIS SCROLLTEXT.........WACKA .....THAT WAS BUD GRABBING MY NECK AND SMASHING MY TESTICLES.....FELT GOOOOOD.......A GOOD GAY IS A DEAD GAY.....AS WE SAY HERE IN CRANE....RAPIST REST IN PEACE ISNT THIS THE MOST ASTONISHING PIECE OF TEXT YOU HAVE EVER READ.... THEN THAT MAKES TWO OF US... .. HERE IS THE PART YA ALL HAVE BEEN WAITIN FOR...........ITS GREETZTIME!!!!!!....GREETINGS TO THE FOLLOWING*1^7 CAVE ANIMATE VISION FACTORY OZ FAIRLIGHT D MOB APEX ANARCHY U.K. POWERDRIVE THE CULT CLONES SPECTRE SAVAGE U.K. AURORA ARMADA VISUAL ARTS ELITE AMAZE SECURITATE INC. RIGOR MORTIS REVOLUTION E.S.A. NEW WAVE BIG ONES SAGA CONNECTION METAL TEAM PUBLIC ENEMIES LAW ENFORCEMENT CIRCUS OF POWER H.Q.S. KAMIKAZE A TEAM MARAUDERS DARK LIGHTS VDM SHORT SHINE SLASH AMIGA PERESTROJKA TILE DUFFY GIANTS....COOL PARTY EHHH.... THE CRITES AND A SPECIAL GREET FROM AVALANCHE TO E.M.W. OF THE GIANTS......YEAH.... THIS IS NOT A COMPLETE LIST....BUT WE HOPE TO HAVE A COMPLETE LIST IN FUTURE PRODUCTS.......BLAAAARGHHHHHH.. *2^4... I WILL NOW HAND OVER THE KEYBOARD TO LEPTON AND HE WILL CONTINUE THIS MASS TORTURE........... LEPTON HERE AGAIN... YOU STILL OUT THERE.. STRANGE.. THOUGHT WE HAD BORED YOU TO DEATH... OKAY.. LISTEN UP. A STORY IS ABOUT TO BE CREATED. IT IS A STORY CALLED CRAZY ED GOES BANANAS ... IT WAS A SUNNY DAY IN AUGUST. ED WAS ON HIS WAY TO TOWN WITH A TRUCKLOAD OF TOMATOES. ED LIKED TOMATOES... ESPECIALLY THE RED TOMATOES. ED REACHED HIS DESTINATION, A SMALL SHOP IN THE CENTRE OF THE LITTLE TOWN. HE OPENED THE DOOR AND WENT INSIDE TO MEET THE OWNER. SHALL I START UNLOADING THE TOMATOES.. HE ASKED THE FAT OWNER. ED HATED FAT PEOPLE. SORRY ED.. WE WONT BE NEEDING YOUR TOMATOES ANYMORE. THE FAT OWNER SAID. ED FELT RAGE THUNDERING IN HIS MIND. HE STARTED TO CRY.. HE ALWAYS DID WHEN PEOPLE DID SOMETHING HE DISLIKED. ED WENT OUT. HE DROVE TO THE NEAREST GUN SHOP. WENT INSIDE AND BOUGHT A WALTHER PPK. FIVE MINUTES LATER HE ROBBED THE GUN SHOP AND KILLED ALL THE PEOPLE INSIDE. HE WANTED REVENGE. REVENGE FOR ALL THE RED TOMATOES LYING ON HIS TRUCK. DO NOT WORRY HE TOLD THEM. I WILL KILL HIM. THEY DID NOT ANSWER. HE DROVE TO THE LITTLE SHOP BUT DID NOT STOP WHEN HE REACHED THE FRONT DOOR. HE BURSTED THROUGH THE DOOR.. RAN DOWN ALL THE FRUIT IN THE SHOP AND KIDNAPPED THE FAT OWNER. HE CUT EARS OF THE FAT MAN. PUT A NUCLEAR BOMB, WHICH HE HAD STOLEN IN THE GUN STORE UP HIS ASS. THE FAT MAN SEEMED TO LIKE IT. ED TOLD THE MAN TO UNDRESS.. AND THE MAN DID SO. ED CUT HIS DICK OFF, AND PUT IT UP HIS NOSE. STILL THE FAT MAN SMILED. ED LOADED THE BAZOOKA AND BLEW HIS FAT BRAINS OUT.. BUT HE STILL SMILED. THEN HE DETONATED THE NUCLEAR BOMB. BUT AS THE BOMB WENT OFF. ED REALIZED THAT HE HAD KIDNAPPED THE POPE. AS THE MUSHROOM GREW ...AND EDS BRAIN FLEW... WORLD WAR III STARTED. THAT WAS TOO SAD BEACAUSE NOW ALL PEOPLE DIED. THE POPE STILL SMILED. THE END SO.. WHAT IS THE MORAL IN THIS SHORT STORY. WELL, THAT IS YOUR JOB TO FIND OUT. IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE MORAL CONTACT ME. GREAT PRIZES TO BE WON. ... HERE IS BUD AGAIN...... ABOUT 09 YEARS AGO THERE WAS BORN A BOY IN THE WESTERN PART OF NORWAY.......THIS BOY WAS LUCKY AND CAME OUT THE RIGHT WAY.....THE LEFT WAY WAS OCCUPIED......BUD OUTRAGE WAS HIS NAME.......IN BIRTH PRESENT HE GOT A LITTLE AMIGA........WHEN HE HAD HIS FIRST BIRTHDAY...HE GOT A SAMPLER......THE SAMPLER WAS GREAT HE THOUGHT AND STARTED EATING IT.........LUCKILY.....LEPTON AND AVALANCHE WAS AROUND.....THEY GRABBED LITTLE BUD OUTRAGES SAMPLER AND USED IT FOR WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO.............FIRST THEY CONNECTED IT TO THE RIGHT SLOT...WHICH WAS THE WRONG SLOT...AND THEN THEY SWITCHED THE POWER ON.......THE SCREEN STARTED TO FLASH.......ISNT THIS EXCITING^8...........BAAAANNNG.......*2^2 THE SAMPLER EXPLODED.........LUCKILY THIS SAMPLER WAS NOT MADE BY ATARI...SO BUD AND HIS FRIENDS TRIED ONCE MORE.........THIS TIME THE SAMPLER WORKED RIGHT.....STRANGELY ENOUGH.....NOW THE CRITES WERE BORN......BUD OUTRAGE RECEIVED THEN A GREAT PROG......IT WAS CALLED THE SOUNDTRACKER......AND SINCE THAT DAY... THE YOUNG BUD OUTRAGE LIVED HAPPILY AND THE WORLD FLOATED OVER OF SICK TUNES MADE BY THIS STRANGE BOY...........O.K...SO MUCH FOR HISTORY..^9 .. RALLARGURI.. *5^4 GOOD....THIS IS BUD WEISER... AT THE KEYS.....THE TIME IS NOW 27.634.234. AND ITS FAR BEYOND MIDNIGHT. ..AS ALL SMART GUYS KNOW.. I ARE WERY TAIRED AND VANNA GO TOO SLIP.......ENUFF BADD ENGLISJ ERE.......WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT.... GO HOME.. THIS SCROLLER IS SOON RESTARTING. YOU MUST BE PRETTY SICK OF OUR DEMO NOW...SO PLEASE GO HOME AND VOGG......... WE WILL THANK ALL YOU COOL PERSONS IN THE WORLD FOR SPREADING THIS DEMO.. AND I RECOMMEND ALL OF YOU TO PRESS THE RIGHT PUSSY AND FINISH THIS SHIT...............................ARE YOU LAME.....I SAID THE RIGHT BUTTON... THE RIGHT BUTTON IS THE WRONG BUTTON... THE LEFT BUTTON IS THE RIGHT BUTTON.......HA HA VERY FUNNY..................................I TOLD YOU TO RESET..... MOTHERFUCKER..*2.......................DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU...^1 R E S E T ^3 AND DO IT NOW.........SEE YA IN A LATER PRODUCTION.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................TEXT RESTARTS.^1................................ SARGON ALWAYS DOES IT !