a AS YOU HAVE PROBABLY NOTICED - THE PICTURE WE GOT OF THE BUG WAS NOT TOO GOOD.... bACTUALLY IT WAS ONLY POSSIBLE TO SEE THE EYES OF THE BUG ON THAT FIRST VERSION. WE TRIED TO GET ANOTHER PICTURE OF THE BUG AND LOOK WHAT WE GOT...... f aWELL-WELL THAT IS BETTER......... ........... .............. .......... NOW WE WILL CONTINUE WITH THE CREDITS. IT IS POSSIBLE AT ANY TIME TO PRESS RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO CONTINUE THE DEMO - THERE ARE 2 MORE PARTS TO COME...... b c d b g CREDITS: h FOR ALL PARTS. ig TRONIC h TOOK CARE OF ALL THE MUSICAL ARTWORK - COMPOSED ON DELTA. ig SHOGUN h OF BARRICADE MADE THE REPLAYER FOR DELTA PD-MUSIC. ig PROXT h IS THE PROGRAMMER OF THIS LARGE DEMO PROJECT. ig FIX h MADE THE FONT USED FOR PART 2: SCROLLFONT AND PART 5: GREETINGS FONT. ig MAGIC h PIXELED THE CAVE-LOGO FOR PART 2 AND THIS FONT FOR PART 3 AND THE GOLDEN BUG-LOGO FOR PART 5. igTHUNDERBOY h PRODUCED THE SCROLL-FONT AND THE CAVE-NOT ALL CAVEMEN ARE PRIMITIVE-LOGO FOR PART 5. ig TEMET h MADE THE GREAT PICTURE ABOVE. IT WAS FIRST DRAWN AS A HAND DRAWING BY TEMET. THEN IT GOT DIGITIZED AND COLOURED ON THE AMIGA AND THE RESULT IS ABOVE.... ig PROXT h DID ALL THE OTHER SIMPLE GRAPHICS LIKE THE FONT FOR PART 1 AND 3 AND THE FONT USED FOR ADDRESSES IN PART 5. ig - CAVE - h ................................................NOW GO AHEAD AND bPRESS RIGHT MOUSE-BUTTON TO CONTINUE.... e INSTRUCTIONS\ MOVE YOUR JOYSTICK GENTLY LEFT AND RIGHT TO ADJUST THE SCROLLSPEED] PRESS JBUTTON OR RIGHT MBUTTON TO CHANGE THE CURRENT ACTIVE TUNE] IF YOU WOULD YOU LIKE TO SWAP HOT STUFF LIKE\ DEMOES MAGS GAMES MODEM VHS ETC] THEN HERE IS YOU CHANCE TO CONTACT THE ONLY REAL CAVEMEN] ADDS COMING UP] CONTACT US ON ONE OF THESE ADDRESSES\ CAVE CAVE PL 176 POSTE RESTANTE 11101 RIIHIM[KI 8410 R_NDE FINLAND] DENMARK] OR CONTACT AT THIS ADDRESS\ DIR OF CAVE PO BOX 11 28450 V ULVILA FINLAND CAVE GREETINGS ARE FLYING OUT TO:e SPECIAL GREETINGS ARE MARKED WITH A ! AFTER THE NAME. SPECIAL GREETINGS ARE MARKED WITH A ! AFTER THE NAME. ABANDON ABASE ABNORMAL ACCESSION ACE ADEPT ADVENTURE AEON ALCATRAZ ALIENATION ALIVE ! ALPHA FLIGHT ! AMAZE ANARCHY ANGELS ! ANIMATORS ANTHROX AOFCF APEX ARCANE ! ARCTIC TEAM ARMADA ARTCH ! ASSIX AVOID INT BALANCE BASTADS BASTARDS KGB BETA 5 BEYOND 2000 BIC BIONIC BLACK MONKS BLASTERS BLOCKBUSTERS BRAINSTORM BUG BYTE BUSTERS CARTEL CELESTE CELTIC CHROMANCE CINEFEX DESIGNS CLASS ! COAST 1990 CONTRAST CPS CROME CRUEL CRIME CRUSADERS CRYPT CRYPTOBURNERS CULT ! CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS CYCLAN CYCRON CYTAX D MOB DARKNESS DE LOREAN DECAY ! DELICIOUS DESASTER AREA DEXION DICTATORS DIRECT DISKNET ! DOOM DR. HALLER DR. MASTERMIND DUAL CREW ! DV8 ECSTASY ELITE INC ESA EUPHORIA EXCEL UK EXCESS EXTREME FACTOR 4 FANTASY FART OF CLONES FLASH PRODUCTION FORCE FRAXION ! FULL FORCE GATE GENTRY GUMMI BEARS HELLRAISER HUMANOIDS HYPNOSIS IBB ILLUSION IMAGE IMMORTAL IMPACT INC IRONBABY IT KEFRENS KLINIK LEVEL 4 LUNACY MADNESS MAGNETIC FIELDS ! MANTRONIX MAYHEM MEGAPOWERS MIDNIGHT SUN ! MINDBLASTERS MIRACLE MODESTY MSC MUTE 101 NAPALM NASH NETWORK NORTHSTAR NUKEBUSTERS OMICRON ONYX ORACLE ! PARADOX ! PHANTERS PHAZE 101 PHENOMENA POSSESSED POWERLORDS PRISM PROLOGIC PRONG PROTON LTD PUSSY QUARTEX ! QUESTOR RAF RAZOR REBELLIONS REBELS RED SECTOR INC ! RELAX REVOLUTION RIGOR MORTIS ROYAL AMIGA FORCE SAVAGE ! SCOOPEX SCOPE SCORPIONS SECTOR 4 SECURITATE INC. SETROX SEVEN UP 1995 SKID ROW ! SOS SPACE BALLS SPECTRAL ! SPECTRE ! SPEED BIRD SPREADPOINT SQUELCH STACK STATIC BYTES STRANGERS SUBWAY SUPPLEX SUPREME ! SYNTAX ERROR TARKUS TEAM ! TEAM X TECHNOTRONIC TELADON TETRAGON THALYSIS THE BEAST THE GIANTS THE HITCHER THE LINK THE MAGIC ARTS THE MINDKILLERS THE PERFECTS THE RIPP MASTERS THE SILENTS THE TROOPS THE UNTOUCHABLES THR THRILL THYRONE TRIAD ! TRIPLEX TRISTAR TRIUMPH TRONIX TROON UNDERWORLD VISION ! VISION FACTORY ! WARFALCONS WARLOCKS WIZZCAT WONDERS X BEAT YES ZELNIK ! ZOMBIE BOYS e WE NEED NEW MEMBERS! -------------------- ESPECIALLY CODERS AND VERY GOOD GFXMEN ARE WANTED! ppp IF YOU ARE GOOD AND YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US - SEND SOME EXAMPLES OF YOUR SKILLS. REMEMBER TO ENCLOSE YOUR PHONE NUMBER! ADDRESSES COMING UP. -------------------- WE NEED NEW MEMBERS! ppppppppppl DANES WRITE TO: CAVE POSTE RESTANTE 8410 R0NDE DENMARK! ANYONE ELSE: CAVE PL 176 @ 11101 RIIHIMAKI FINLAND! ppppppppppl le IN THE DARKEST CHAMBERS OF THE BIG CAVE LIVES: THE GOLDEN BUG ONLY A FEW CAVEMEN ON EARTH HAVE HAD THE CHANCE TO SEE THIS WONDERFUL CREATURE! WE HAVE TRIED TO CREATE A PICTURE OF THIS MYSTERIOUS BUG. IT IS NOT EASY SINCE THE BUG IS NOT VISIBLE SO OFTEN. HOLD ON AND THE PICCY WILL BE READY!!! e CAVE PRESENT TO YOU ON THE DATE 90-10-15 OUR DEMO PROJECT ENTITELED: THE GOLDEN BUG q READ THIS! READ THIS! READ THIS! p INSTRUCTIONS: USE JOYSTICK TO CONTROL THE SCROLLSPEED. PRESS RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO CHANGE TUNE! THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG SCROLL TEXT SO LEAN BACK AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE IF YOU WANT TO READ IT! THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE THE WRITERS OF THIS SCROLL, SO IF YOU KNOW ANY OF THEM - I SUGGEST YOU READ THE ENTIRE SCROLL: PROXT, RARE, PERFECT, FLYER, EKU AND HEADLESS! FIRST OF ALL I (PROXT) WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU SOME TECHNICAL INFO ON THIS DEMO. THE SOURCECODE FOR THE DEMO IS 85782 BYTES LARGE! APPROXIMATELY 67 PERCENT OF THIS IS PURE CODE. THE REST IS REFERENCE FIELDS AND DATA AREAS (NOT INCLUDING THE SCROLLTEXT AND GREETINGSLIST). THE RAW GRAPHIC SIZE IS 147056 BYTES AND THE MUSIC SIZE IS (ONLY) 65526 BYTES! SOME PERSONAL GREETINGS....... THE VERY SPECIAL "THANX 4 COLLECTING STAMPS 4 ME!" GREETINGS FROM PROXT OF CAVE GOES TO...... FLASH FOX OF ALIVE! - JOHNNY OF CAVE! - BUD OUTRAGE OF ARTCH! - PHANTOM LORD OF CULT! AND TO THE ONES WHO WANT TO COLLECT STAMPS FOR ME IN THE FUTURE! I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THE GREAT MAGAZINES THAT REVIEWED MY LAST BIG DEMO (STARGAZER). IT IS REALLY GREAT TO KNOW THAT SOMEBODY OUT THERE ACTUALLY TAKE THEIR TIME TO ANALYZE A PRODUCT ONE HAS USED A LOT OF TIME ON! I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY HI TO: SCOT OF ARCANE (HOPE YOU MAKE SOME COOL DEMOES SOON) - FRAP OF MAGNETIC FIELDS (ALLWAYS GREAT SENDINGS) - DEFLEX OF KEFRENS (HI DUDE! YA PACKS ARE COOL) - JUDAS AND AGRESSOR OF DECAY (GREAT PHREAKIN WITH YOU BUT PLEASE SEND MORE STUFF AND MORE OFTEN) - BUCH AND ALL THE OTHERS IN STATIC BYTES (NICE MEETING YOU ON PARTY. YOU ARE A GREAT GROUP) - DR. MASTERMIND (WHAT GROUP ARE YOU IN NOW, THE SILENTS?) - JANITOR OF REBELS (I NEVER HEAR FROM YOU ANYMORE... WRITE SOON!) - ALL CAVE MEMBERS (TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS DEMO...) AND EVERYONE ELSE I DIDN'T MENTION (CONTACT ME A LITTLE MORE OFTEN AND I WILL PROBABLY REMEMBER YOU BETTER IN MY NEXT SCROLLER)......... THAT'LL BE IT 4 NOW FROM ME! ONE LAST NOTE FLY OUT TO: CLASS VI HAABER SGU' AT I VIL OVERVEJE VORES TILBUD! PROXT OF CAVE SIGNING OFF TO LET SOMEONE ELSE TAKE OVER THE ASCII FILE! ********************************** AFTER HOURS OF WAITING YOU FINNALY REACH MY SCROLL..... THE STAR OF TONIGHT IS.. RARE ..AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING GUYS, GIRLS AND OTHER SORTS OF MONSTERS..... TONIGHTS SUBJECT IS COMPUTING AND SHOULD IT BE EVERYTHING....... BUT FIRST I WANNA BURN SOME MESSIES OF TO SOME OF MY BEST FREINDS IN THE SCENE. HY ACE: HELLO GUY..... SEND SOMETHING. HY ZIG ZAG / MADNESS: NICE SEEING YOU ON PARTIES. YOU'RE SURE A GOOD FREIND. HY RAISLIN / NORTHSTAR: HY HOT FRENCH FREIND. HY ORACLE GUYS: SORRY THAT EVERYTHING WAS MESSED UP. BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT. HY SLAYER / PROTON LTD: SEND ME A BOTTLE OF PADERBORN GOLD PILS. HY TCB / PUSSY: SORRY FOR NOT COULD COME TO ALL THOSE PARTIES. HY CREATOR / STRANGERS: YOU'RE SURE A COOL MUSICIAN. HY TRONIX: THANX FOR CANDY. I HOPE YOU FIND A NEW GROUP TO JOIN. HY DARKSIDE, WARLOCK AND OTHER OF UNDERWORLD: THANX FOR T-SHIRT AND SUPPORT. HY HOT / CAVE (WHAT ELSE???): HOWS GOING IN FINLAND???? HOPE WE KEEP THE CONNECTION FOR MANY YEARS.... HY PROXT / CAVE: VAER HILSET KAERE NAVNEBROR.. HY INFINITY / CAVE: NAAR HVAD SKER SAA OPPE NORDPAA!!!! HY EKU / CAVE: HELLO GAME FREAK!!!! HY PERFECT / CAVE: HELLO BEATLESS FREAK!!! HY HEADLESS / CAVE: THANX FOR YOUR MIGHTY LETTER... HY THUNDERBOY / CAVE: YEP KOEKKENRULLE ER ET GODT CITAT!!! HY JOHNNY / CAVE: WHATS GOING ON??? HY TRONIC / CAVE: JEG SYNES STADIG BEDST OM 'SOUND OF DELTA'. HY FLYER / CAVE: I'M STILL SHOCKED OVER YOUR LOOOONG LETTER!!!! HY LOGIC / CAVE: NAAR DU KUNNE DA I DET MINDSTE BRUGE MIT FONT!!! SORRY FOR DELAYS TO ALL CONTACTS.... THIS IS A LIST OF SOME GUYS WHO STILL HAVE SOME OF MY DISKS: STRIDER/ADVENTURE - H.S. - SILENTS - GANDALF/TAO INDUSTRIES - REINFORCE/VENOM. ARE YOU GUYS DISKSTEALERS????? OKAY LETS START THE REAL SCROLLER GUYS..... 1.5 MONTH AGO I MOVED AWAY FROM MY PARENTS.... I MOVED TO A SMALL CITY IN THE CENTRAL DENMARK. I DECIDED TO USE A LITTLE LESS TIME ON COMPUTERS AND FREINDS.... I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED THIS...... I'VE FOUND OUT THAT THERE IS REALLY MUCH MORE JOY IN THE WORLD OUTSIDE... I WON'T STOP THIS SWAPPING. NOT AT ALL. I SURE THINK THAT THATS VERY MUCH FUN AND ITS STILL MY NO. 1. HOBBY. I JUST SAY THAT IT SHOULDN'T TAKE ALL YOUR TIME. GO OUT WITH YOUR FREINDS AND DRINK SOME BEERS. YOU SHOULD ALSO THINK ABOUT GETTING AN EDUCATION, YOU CAN'T STAY A COMP. FREAX ALL YOUR LIFE. I'M REALLY ENJOYING THIS AND I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY THE SAME. I'M PASSING AWAY FROM THE DREAMS THAT EVERYBODY ARE HOPING TO REACH IN ANOTHER DEMISION OF FOOLS... WE SHOULDN'T BETRAY WHAT WE CAME HERE FOR. WE CAME HERE FOR NOTHING AND SHOULD LEAVE HERE WITH NO GOALS FORFILLED. EXCEPT THAT WE HAVE PLEASED OURSELVES. YOU STILL ONLY HAVE ONE OF THESE STRANGE HORRORS CALLED LIFE. AND YOU SURE SHOULD ENJOY IT..... THIS WAS TODAYS WISE WORDS FROM YOUR ALLTIME GOOD FREIND RARE.... I'LL LET THE NEXT GUY TAKE OVER HERE......... ********************************** HI! I AM PERFECT OF CAVE. I AM HOME IN MY OWN ROOM. THE CLOCK IS 22.44. I AM LISTENING TO THE BEATLES. I GOT THIS CASETTE FROM JUPE. HI! PROXT I SAW YOUR VHS-CASETTE. PROXT SEND SOON NEW STUFF TO ME! HI! RARE SEND COOL STUFF AND WRITE LONG LETTER! PROXT YOU CAN WRITE LONG LETTER TO ME TOO! HI! INFINITY SEND SOON NEW STUFF AND LONG LETTER! OI! MAHTAVA JA SUURI KOMMUNISMIN PELKO! HOPEFULL YOU PROXT AND RARE CAN COME TO FINLAND NEXT SUMMER (OULU OR RIIHIMAKI)! CAVE WANT NEW COOL CONTACTS (NO FUCKING LAMERS) WRITE OUR HQ (JUPE)!!! I THING IT IS STONE IT MUST TO BE STONE OR MAYBE IT IS BIG RED STONE, OHO! SE TIPAHTI! AIH! PAA HALKI!!! HI! JUPE EIKS OO UPEE SCROLLI. SEND NEW STONES, I WANT WHITE STONE WITH CAVE LOGO. HI! HOT VITTUAKO LAMEROIT, SEND SOON! HI! JAMES POTKUKELKKA. HI! PEACE MAKER. YOU SAY YES, I SAY NO, YOU SAY GO AND I SAY GO GO GO! OH NO! YOU SAY GOODBYE, I SAY HELLO HELLO HELLO! I DONT KNOW WHY YOU SAY GOODBYE, I SAY HELLO HELLO HELLO! YOU SAY NO, YOU SAY WHY, I SAY I DONT KNOW!!! HAHAHAA!!! HI! FLYER (NAIMA NAKKI) DONT BE LAZY! STOP FUCKING SMOKING! HI! STINGER (RIEMURASIA) STINGER IS DRING TOO MUCH TINNER! STINGER THINK ATT HIS POTATO IS MODEN?! KOKO YHTEISKUNTA ON VAARASSA ROMUTTUA, JATKAMME SAAMME KENTIES ELAA!!! HI! DR.FEELGOOD (MS.COOLFEED) DONT ROCK! ATARI IS FUCKING SHIT MACHINE! HI! EKU KEKU KEKE KAALEPPI II CALL AND SEND SOON! I SEND GREETZ TO ALL CAVE MEMBERS AND MY CONTACTS. JUPE REMEMBER: RIIHIMAKI HERE WE COME! (PERFECT / FLYER) NEXT SUMMER KUUSAMO II. CALL TO HEAVEN 6 8 4 5 2 9 1 0 3 7 !!! JESSUS IS COMING, ARE YOU READY? TAKE CATCH! (ONLY JOKE) HA HA HAA! FUCK OFF SIMPLEX. JUPE AND HOT OTETAAN NEUVOA ANTAVAA, KUN TAVATAAN! CAVE RULEZ CONTINUE! JUPE, HOT AND ERKKI TULKAA TANNE KESAKUUN 1 PAIVA. LEGEND CONTINUE. SITKEITA OVAT PERKELEET! NOW I MUST STOP THIS SHIT. BYE! PS: HOT TEE UUSIA KUVARUUTUJA! ROKATAAN KUN TAVATAAN! ********************************** HI TO ALL ON THERE GROUND... HERE I'M ON CLOUDS WITH JESUS II AND GOD... REAL JESUS IS DRINKING... WE HAVE WONDERFUL PARTYS LAST NIGHT... WITH JESUS, GOD AND MARIA... OK... WHAT WE CAN DO... IT'S DIFFRENT TO BE IN HERE, ALL DAYS DRINKING AND PARTYS... JESUS DO WINE FROM WATER... CHEAP... OK... THATS FOR IT... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH.... MAYBE YOU KNOW WHO I AM BUT ANYWAY I CAN TELL IT TO THOSE PEOPLES WHO DON'T KNOW IT... I'M FLYER... DRINKING WITH GOD... OK... CLOCK IS 19.14 IN THERE EARTH... HERE IS NOT CLOCKS... AND DAY IS 3.9.2001... BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT... PUT... PUT.PUT.PUT.PUT... OK... MY PERSONAL GREETS TO: GOD (WONDERFUL PARTYS LAST NIGHT...), PROXT (STILL WAITING MY GFX, DON'T BE NERVOUS... I DRAW IT WHEN I HAVE TIME...), RARE (I WRITE TO YOU WHEN I HAVE TIME...), PERFECT (KIKKELIS KOKKELIS... MITA SA REVIT!?... MITAS ISTUT VIERESSANI...), PEACEMAKER (WHERE YOU ARE... WHO STOLE YOU...), FIX (VISKIA SE VAAN NAUKKAILEE...), JUPE (DON'T ROCK... OTETAANKO KUUSAMO UUSIKSI...???), HOT (LAMER, LAMER, LAMER, LAMER... HOW MANY CONTACTS...??? FIVE OR SIX???), ORION (DO DISCO, ACID, FUNKY, HOUSE, RAP AND BEATLES STYLE MUSIC... NOT HEAVY), MR. SPIV (DO NOT DRINK TOO MUCH... ALA AINA USKO JEESUKSEEN... (JOKE), DR. FEELCOOL (CAN WE TAKE IISALMI AGAIN SOMETIME...??? (SALKOPAPU...!!), STINGER (MITA SA UITAT RUSINOITA TINNERISSA...??? - SE ON POTTU NY...), EKU (EKU KEKU KEINO VIPU...), HEADLESS (STILL WITHOUT HEAD? - IRTO LANTIO), DUPLICATOR (ALA MONISTA LIIKAA...), JOHNNY (WHERE IS YOUR POST...???) AND ALL THOSE MEMBERS WHO I FORGET... AND OF COURSE TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND JAMES POTKUKELKKA... AND TO ALL MY CONTACTS... SO... HERE WE ARE... YES WE... PERFECT IS SITTING BEHIND ME AND LOOKING AND WAITING THIS FUKING SCROLL... AND HELPING (APUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) TO WRITE THIS SHIT... HERE I'M... FLYING STILL OVER 30000 FEET... LOOKING MY OLD ENEMY, PERFECT... I SIT ON F-16 COCPIT AND LOOKING RADAR AND SEARCHING THAT ASHOLE... THERE HE IS... FLYING OVER 3000 FEET HIGHER THAN ME... WHAT HELL... WHAT HE IS SHOOTING... PYTERAPERS DEMO... SHIT, ALMOST HIT... OK... HERE COME SOMETHING... GROUP OF BLOODFUCKERS DEMOS... AH, HIT ONE... BUT, DON'T DROP... AGAIN ON MY SIGHT... NOW I THORW RED SECTOR MEGADEMO... MISS... WHAT IS COMING... SIPLEX DEMO... SHIT!!! HIT... MY PLANE... FUCK... MUST EJECT... BUT IN MY POCKET IS LAST THING... I MUST TRY IT... CAVE'S MEGADEMO... FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUU.......... COPS... JEE!!! HE DROP... AGAIN... NOBODY WIN... BOTH OF US DROP... ANYWAY, MUST TAKE AGAIN TOMORROW... NEXT TIME I THOR FISRT OUR NEW'S DEMO, MIND DISASTER (CODED MY MR. SPIV WITH GOD (UPEETA, MAHTAVAAAAA, UPEEEEETA!) AND HE FIND HESELF ON MARS... OK... THAT WAS TODAY'S FIGHT WITH PERFECT... YEP... IT'S MAYBE TIME TO STOP... SOME IDIOT CONTINUE IF CONTINUE... AND NOW I SAY THAKS TO: MY AMIGA... (STILL WORKING...), PILHIPS CM8833 MONITOR (NEW...), DUX TV (WONDERFUL HELP... NICE TO WATC SOMETHING WHEN DO SOME WITH AMIGA...), LUXORI (NICRE TO WATCH VIDEOS WHEN DO SOMETHING WITH AMIGA...), MY 3.5 AND 5.25 DISK DRIVES..., CLOCK... (SHOW TIME AND DATE), MODEEMI (JEE...), STICK... (NOT ON USE), MOUSE (STILL WORKING WITH MICROSWITCH...), 98326432 3.5 INCH DISKS... 9842824 5.25 INCH DISK..., MY 86435 PENS... 8765432876 MBYTES HARD DISK... 0.9843W6875432608426 BYTES MEMORY... (873254765324 BIT), PERFECT... HOUSE... COMOTORE... SONY STEREO SYSTEM... PILHISP RECORD PLAYER... 83746587643 CASETTES, 9834679877546 RECORDS... 983476598753 VIDEO CASETTES... GOD, JESUS, MARIA, MR. SPIV, CYGNUS ET... ET... PIMPELI POMPELI... JR-COMM V8745.864... KUUSAMO... HIIRIMAKI... WHISKEY, FINLANDIA VODKA, COSCENCORVA, BEER, AND ALL DRINKING WHAT I FORGET... AND EVERYTHING WHAT I FORGET AND ALL MY FRIENDS WHO I FORGET... (LIKE THOSE GIRLS... (OH I DON'T REMEMBER TO TELL ABOUT IT... ON ONE FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN I AND MY FRIEND WAS DRIVING ON CITY... I SAW TWO GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE HOOKERS... OK, I OPEN WINDOW OF CAR AND YELL... HOW MUCH...???... I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY (AND ALL WHO HEAR THAT) LOOK AND LONG...) BUT NOW... ANYWAY I STOP AND GIVE TURN TO SOMEBODY ELSE... AND I FLY ON SKY... FLYER FLY AWAY... ********************************** HELLO ! HERE IS EKU OF CAVE TYPING WORDS THIS TIME TO THE DANES DEMO........ YEAH! THIS SCROLLTEXT WOULD HAVE BEEN IN JUPES DEMO BUT IT HAD TOO MUCH SCROLLTEXT ALLREADY, SO I DECIDED TO WRITE SOME WORDS TO THIS ONE. WHAT SHALL I WRITE ? SHOULD I WRITE OF THE TYPICAL THINGS I WRITE TO MY SCROLLERS? I MEAN THE SAME GROOVY ORDER OF FIRST SOME BULL AND THEN SOMETHING ABOUT THE SCENE AND FINALLY TO THE GREETINGS!! BUT THE SCROLLTEXT WRITING SHOULD BE CHANGING ALL THE TIME! NOW I GET IT! WHAT IF I WRITE THE GREETZ FIRST,THEN THE SCENE BUSINESS AND FINALLY THE BOOOOOORING BULL?? OR MAYBE I SHOULD BE MORE CREATIVE AND START WITH THE SCENE, THEN TO THE GREETZ AND FINALLY TO THE BULL!!! BUT WAIT A MINUTE! I AM ALREADY BEGINNING WITH THE TYPICAL BULL IN MY SCROLLERS! WHAT THE HECK, NOW I HAVE LESS CHOICES (TWO AS A MATTER OF FACT!)...... SO LET US STOP TO THINK WHAT WILL BE THE CORRECT ORDER TO THIS! MAYBE I WILL CONTINUE THIS BULL WITH GREETZ AND FINISH THE SCROLLER BY WRITING OF THE SCENE... OR THEN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ THE SCENE REPORTS BEFORE THE GOOD OLD GREETZ TO MY FUCKING (NAUGHTY WORD) COOL FRIENDS?!? AARRGHH! NOBODY HAS SAID IT IS EASY TO LIVE IN FINLAND! I WONDER, IF IT IS THE GOVERMENT WHICH CORRUPTS US GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SCROLLWRITERS? WELL,LET ME STOP THIS TORTURING OF MYSELF, I SHOULD NOT LET MY THOUGHTS TO FLY SO MUCH WHEN I AM WRITING THESE STUPID SCROLLTEXTS. HEADLESS HAS JUST NOW WRITTEN HIS SCROLLER AND LOOKING AT MY VIDEOFILM-COLLECTION. NOW HE COMPLAINS TO ME ABOUT LENDING MY VIDEOTAPES TO OTHER GUYS BEFORE HIM!!! WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS? MY BOSS?!? SHUT UP! THANK GOD HE IS LEAVING NOW. LET US STOP ONCE AGAIN TO THINK ABOUT THIS STRANGE BEHAVIOUR OF MY CAVE-FRIENDS! DO NOT TAKE THIS TEXT TOO SERIOUS - I AM HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY... YEAH! (WHY DO I ALWAYS WRITE YEAH! IN MY SCROLLTEXTS AT LEAST 2 TIMES ?!?) AND THEN TO DUPLICATOR! HE IS A GREAT GUY BUT WHY DOES HE THINK THAT ULTIMA IS THE BEST RP-GAME! I PREFER BATTLETECH TO BE THE NUMBER ONE! ANYWAY I THINK HE IS ONE OF THE BEST GUYS IN CAVE... OK,BETTER STOP JUDGING OUR MEMBERS NOW, I DO NOT WANT ANY INSIDE WARS BETWEEN US, LET'S JUST SAY EVERBODY HAS SOMETHING BAD AND SOMETHING GOOD. ALL THAT MATTERS IS WE TRY THE BEST WE CAN. YEAH! (HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THAT YEAH! BUSINESS...) WHAT NEXT? NOW I REMEMBER! I THANK YOU ALL GUYS WHO HAVE WRITTEN TO ME OR OUR OTHER MEMBERS THAT YOU LIKE MY SCROLLTEXTS! I DO NOT KNOW YOUR NAMES WHO READ THIS BUT I LOVE YOUUUU !!! THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS! SCENE? WHAT DO I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT THE AMIGA? NOT THOSE IDIOT STORIES ABOUT FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE THE IDEA OF THE GROUP CALLED FRIENDSHIP WAS BORN DEAD! THE IDEA WAS CREATED ONLY TO GET MORE FAMOUS BY LETTING THE OTHERS THINK THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE HARD BUSINESS! SCREW YOU!!! IF YOU THINK THE FRIENDSHIP IS COOL THEN READ THIS. IF YOU ARE A SWAPPER IN A GROUP WHO BELONGS TO THE FRIENDSHIP, WHY DO YOU STEAL DISKS FROM THE OTHER GUYS AND CALL THEM LAMERS? I HAPPEN TO KNOW AT LEAST TWO GROUPS IN FRIENDSHIP WHO HAVE SUCH LAME SWAPPERS. IF I GET A LETTER FROM A GUY WHO WISHES TO TRADE SOME STUFF WITH ME AND I DO NOT WANT TO SWAP WITH HIM, I SEND HIM TO OTHER MEMBER OF OUR CREW. WELL,IF YOU THINK THE CREW FRIENDSHIP IS A GOOD IDEA, JUST PROVE IT BY WRITING TO ME FOR SOME COOL LETTER-TRADING! I DO NOT TAKE NEW CONTACTS ANYMORE SO NO DISKS OK? MY ADDRESS IS IN CJ 21/90 SO GET IT! LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL! AT THE MOMENT I AM WATCHING TELEVISION AND WRITING THIS SCROLLTEXT AT THE SAME TIME! DO THAT , TRUE BELIEVERS , IF YOU CAN! FILMNET IS SHOWING A STUPID MOVIE CALLED AS THE GREAT OUTDOORS SO I TURN MY VIDEOS ON. I INSERT A TAPE INCLUDING THE MOVIES DIE HARD 2 AND SHOCKER TO MY VIDEOS. YEAH! (NO MORE...PLEASE!) OOPPS! I HAVE MESSED ONCE AGAIN WITH MY TAPES! ON THE TAPE IS A PORNOFILM WHICH I RECORDED FROM THE FILMNET YESTERDAY... THE MOVIE IS CALLED AS .. WHEN SHE WAS BAD .. YEPS HIPS ! RISE AND SHINE HERE I AM! UH AH UH AH UH AH ... AND SO ON...... I WONDER WHAT DOES THE DEMO LOOK LIKE WHICH YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE SAME TIME AS READING MY SCROLLER? I AM IN A MOOD TO THE WRITING SO LET ME CHANGE THE SUBJECT... ONCE UPON THE TIME WHEN I HAD ONLY 312 DISKS LIVED TWO GUYS IN A SAME HOUSE. THEY HAD EVERYTHING THEY WANTED. THEY HAD VIDEOS, WASHING MACHINES, CARS (23), TABLES, CHAIRS, TELEVISIONS, LOTS OF TAPES (VIDEO & MUSICAL), STEREOS AND OTHER FUNNY STUFF. THE END. WHAT WAS THE IDEA OF THAT STORY I HEAR YOU ASK... WELL THERE WERE NO IDEA BUT IT SURE WAS FUN TO WRITE SOME STUPID TEXT ONCE AGAIN... NOW A SMALL ADVERTISEMENT TO YOU OVER THERE!!! ALL YOU GUYS WHO WANT TO START SWAPPING WITH CAVEMEN DO NOT WRITE TO ME! I WILL NOT ANSWER ANY OF YOUR LETTERS, I WILL ONLY SEND THEM TO OTHER MEMBERS OF OUR JOLLY GROUP. I THINK I HAVE WRITTEN ENOUGH TODAY, I WILL CONTINUE MY WRITINGS ON THE MORNING BEFORE I GO TO SCHOOL ... OK , I GO TO BED NOW.. BE THERE IN THE MORNING! GOOD NIGHT (STORY CONTINUES AFTER NINE HOURS BREAK) GOOOOD MOORRNINNNG AMIGAAA!!!! (I HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE TWICE) RISE AND SHINE BECAUSE I HAVE ONLY SOME MINUTES TO WRITE THIS SCROLLER. AFTER THAT I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND STUDY, STUDY AND STUDY... HOW SHOULD I BEGIN MY SCROLLER THIS TIME ? NOW I HAVE PASSED THE NORMAL BULL AND THE STUPID AND CHILDISH SCENE-STORIES SO ONLY THING I CAN COME UP WITH IS TO WRITE SOME HELLOS TO MY CONNECTIONS OVER THE EARTH. YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS IF YOU BELIEVE I AM GOING TO WRITE THOSE STUPID HELLOS TO OTHER GUYS ? SCROLLTEXT-WRITING SHOULD BE TREATED AS AN ART, NOT AS SOME TEENAGE ADVERTISEMENTS ON MUSIC MAGAZINES! YOU KNOW WHAT? YESTERDAY I CODED A BIT OF MY LITTLE GAME. AND GUESS WHAT? YES, THE COMPUTER HAD A SHORTCUT!! I HAD WRITTEN JUST ABOUT 15K OF SOURCE !!! OF COURSE I DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I CALLED OUR BEAUUUTIFULLL BOSS JUPE. ALL I COULD GET OUT OF HIM WAS SOME SICK JOKES AND SOME LAUGHINGS TO MY FACE. YEP. I CLOSED THE PHONE AND CALLED THE BETTER MEMBER (WHO IS MORE SERIOUS) MR.SPIV. THERE WERE NO ANSWER!!! BLOODY HELL! SO I DECIDED TO CALL JUPE ONCE AGAIN (PERHAPS HE HAD GROWN UP A BIT) . NO! ONCE AGAIN HE JUST TOLD STUPID HINTS AND TIPS SO I THOUGHT OF KILLING HIM!!! BUT ANYWAY AFTER SOME INNOVATIVE PROVERBS I CLOSED THE PHONE AGAIN... THEN I DECIDED TO CALL OUR CODEWIZARD NEAR MY PLACE!!! YEAH! MAYBE HEADLESS HAS SOME IDEAS TO SOLVE MY BLOODY COOL PROBLEM... BUT NOOOOOO! HE TOLD IT WAS OVER, I HAD LOST THE GAME!!! OH GOD WHY DID I NOT SAVE IT! AFTER BREAKING MY SEKA-DISK I WAS SO FURIOUS THAT I EVEN MANAGED TO READ MY SWEDISH HOMEWORK. (I DO NOT LIVE IN SWEDEN, I DO NOT WANT TO LEARN SWEDEN, BUT A MANS GOT TO DO WHAT MANS GOT TO DO...) THEN I CALLED TO DUPLICATOR AND BLAMED HIM OF MY PROBLEM! ALL I GOT BACK WAS SOME CRAZY TALK WHICH HE DID NOT PROBABLY UNDERSTAND EITHER... THEN I LEFT THE PHONE , CLOSED MY BLOODY COMPUTER AND DECIDED TO WATCH TELEVISION, THE INVENTION OF THE GODS! I WATCHED THE MOVIE ..OUT OF BOUNDS. BUT IT DID NOT SATISFY MY NEEDS. SO HERE I AM... (BY THE WAY THIS SCROLLTEXT WAS WRITTEN TWO DAYS AFTER MY NINE HOURS SLEEP) SO NOW WE HAVE DONE IT! ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF THIS BIG AND GIGANTIC SCROLLTEXT! I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY STORIES BECAUSE I NEVER TALK OF VIOLENCE OR SEXUAL THINGS (ONLY SICK GUYS DO THAT)... BYE BYE FROM EKU OF CAVE. BE SEEING YOU IN OTHER LIFE...... ********************************** HI FELLOWS!!! THIS IS HEADLESS OF *CAVE* WRITING SOME BULL!! I'M NOT A GOOD SCROLLTEXT WRITER SO I WON'T BORE YOU FOR VERY LONG. HAVE YOU SEEN MY MUSIC COLLECTION ? IF NOT GET IT NOW!!! IT WAS RELEASED IN WEEK 37! IT'S NOT THE BEST I CAN DO BUT THE MUSIC IS THE MAIN THING IN IT NOT THE CODE!!! NOW A MESSAGE TO ALL MY EX-CONTACTS WHO HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ME: I HAVE STOPPED SWAPPING AND GAVE YOUR ADDRESS TO DUPLICATOR!!!!! SO IF HE HASN'T WRITTEN TO YOU DON'T BLAME ME! IT WAS GREAT TO SWAP WITH YOU BUT I JUST HADN'T ENOUGHT TIME TO SWAP BECAUSE SCHOOL STARTED AGAIN AND I HAVE TO CODE SO THERE WERE NO TIME FOR SWAPPING!!! I HOPE WE MEET AT SOME PARTY SOMETIME..... NO MORE BULL FROM ME... SO GOOD BYE FROM THE ONE AND ONLY HEADLESS OF *CAVE* THAT WAS THE LAST SCROLLTEXT.... NOW TAKE A NAP OR PLAY SOME TETRIS - THIS SCROLL WILL WRAP BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW IT......... p q e