s2HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!       THIS IS OUR LITTLE, ALMOST TRADITIONAL
CHRISTMAS PRODUCTION.     LETS START WITH SOME HEAVY FACTS:
THE RUMORS CONCIDERING CAVE ARE SLOWLY STOPPING, AND I HOPE THAT THEY'LL
NOW COME TO AN END. CAVE IS STILL ACTIVE, BUT WITHOUT THE LAME MEMBERS OF
THE PAST. YES, THOSE MEMBERS WERE INDEED KICKED OUT, DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO
WHAT THEY(HOT, PERFECT, PHALCON) SAY, THIS IS THE TRUTH.    SAD BUT TRUE.
    THE QUALITY OF CAVE PRODUCTS WILL HOPEFULLY NOW ONLY IMPROVE...         
WELL, IF ANYONE OF YOU DUDES WANTS TO CONTACT -=CAVE=- WRITE TO       s2PL 176 
- 11101 RMK - FINLAND         s4BY THE WAY, THANX FOR
HACK-MAG FOR THEIR FIXED ADDY!      ENOUGH THAT AND BACK TO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
THAT HAS NOW REACHED ALL THE SCENE.             s2SEASONS GREETINGS TO ALL THE
CONTACTS OF CAVE AROUND THE GLOBE AND ALL THE OTHERS WHO DARE TO BEHOLD THIS!!!
I ALSO HOPE, THAT EVERYONE CAN ENJOY FULLY FROM THEIR HOLIDAYS...     LIKE I WILL!
  SO...  s8MERRY CHRISTMAS - FROHE WEIHNACHTEN - GOD JUL - JOYEUX NOEL -
GLAEDELIG JUL - ILOISTA JOULUA   TO ALL OF YA!!!
NOW IT IS THE ALWAYS STUPID, UNINTRESTING AND BORING PART, CREDITS:
-  ERCULF ... CODE  -  OLD FART ... PICCY  -  LANCER ... OTHER GFX  
-  DR.FEELGOOD ... MUSIC  -    s2
NJAAH, REMEBER TO SUPPORT OUR ECHO-BBS s1(+1)403-265-1991 SYS-OP ELF-COs2
         I FOUND IT HARD, IT WAS HARD TO FIND.

s4NATURALLY EVERYONE HAS SEEN IT.      OH WHAT?  CLOCKWORK ORANGE!  THIS IS
ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES AROUND.  IT IS MADE IN 1974, BUT THE SENSORED VIDEO
VERSION WAS PUBLISHED AS LATE AS 1989.   I HAVE ONLY SEEN THAT VERSION, BUT
IT IS SO PSYCHO, THAT YOU REALLY ENJOY THAT ONE.    IT IS BASED ON A BOOK,
WHICH HAS THE SAME NAME.         HELLO, HELLO, HELLO,  YOUR POOR STORYTELLER WAS
TAKEN TO THE PRISON TODAY.  IT WAS A REAL HARASHOO.  I COULD NOT TAKE MINE
MUSIC THERE.  BOY, SHALL I MISS THE GOOD OLD LUDWIG ONE AND HIS GORGEOUS 9TH
SYMPHONY...                     
HOLY SMOKE, BATMAN!                
s8 ARMONTA MENOA...  PANNAAN NYT, ETTEENPAIN
                  
s4 HI DR.FEEL(IHANALTA VAAN)GOOD.
                     
AND WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION...              
NOW SOME PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM ME (ERCULF, THAT IS) TO ALL THE CAVE MEMBERS:
 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YA ALL (I FORGOT TO SEND POSTCARDS, SORRY...)   INIFINITY -
ALWAYS(= TOO OFTEN) NICE TO TALK TO YA!    OTHER DANES - HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YA, SEND
ME A LETTER (OR I'LL SEND TO YOU)     ELF-CO - I'LL SEND YOUR DISKS BACK SOMEDAY SOON
      SYNADEX - WAIT FOR A LETTER     AND ALSO WARM THANKS TO ALL THE FINNISH
MEMBERS... (SADDAM KILL ALL PEOPLE, BUT MAYBE BUSH KILL HIM FIRST)
       HA. NOTHING FUNNY WITH THAT DUDE. HE'S A BORE.   
I HAD TO TELL BUSHWACK TO GO HOME: "BUSHWACK, GO HOME!"  
AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS...                
s4
OH WELL, WHATEVER, NEVERMIND.       
       I'M SO UGLY, BUT THAT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE SO ARE YOU
       I'M SO HORNY, BUT THAT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE I'VE GOOD WILL
       I'M NOT LONELY, 'CAUSE TODAY I FOUND MY FRIENDS
       ...s2          IN MY HEAD        
   


        



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