G'DAY EVERYBODY! WELCOME TO THE LATEST CRYPTOBURNERS RELEASE. FIRST THERE IS ONE THING TO BE SAID... THIS DEMO USES 505 KB OF MEMORY ($1C00 - $7FFFF) AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY YOU CAN'T RETURN TO DOS ('CAUSE THERE IS NO DOS LEFT!). PUSH LEFT OR RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON TO TOGGLE SCROLL SPEED! CREDIDS ... CODING AND ART BY HEATSEEKER, MUSIC BY TRIXAL AND WATCHMAN(NOT A CRB MEMBER). THEESE LINES ARE THE ONLY SERIOUS ONES IN THIS SCROLL TEXT. THE FOLLOWING SCROLLTEXT MAY AFFECT YOUR BRAIN IF YOU TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! SO CONSIDER EVERYTHING (ALMOST) AS CRAP. AND... YOU GUYS WAITING FOR THE GREETINGS.... PREPARE TO WAIT. GREETINGS ARE THE LAST PART OF THIS TEXT! SO, READ ON AND ENJOY! TALKIN' 'BOUT SHIT, HE SAID! WELL, WHO CARES??? BULLSHIT IS ALWAYS THE BEST SCROLLTEXTS. SO, HERE FOLLOWS A LITTLE STORY ABOUT HOW WE (BLACKSTAR AND HEATSEEKER OF COURSE (NO, OF CRYPTOBURNERS!)) MANAGED TO DESTROY 31KB OF GREAT SCROLLTEXT. FUCK....WE EXCLAIMED! WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO MEET THE STANDARDS OF THAT GREAT SCROLLER! WE HAD TYPED FOR QUITE A NUMBER OF HOURS, AND WE WERE ABOUT TO SAVE IT, WHEN THIS FUCKING SEKA GURUED. WE CHECKED THE MEMORY, BUT IT WAS ALL CLEAN. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! ETC.AND NOW, A JOKE!!!!! HVORFOR BOR CARL I HAGEN? FORDI HAN ER REDD PAKK-ISEN I SAMELAND! NOW SOME GERMAN CRAP! DAS WAR GUTEN SEIN! HUR GAAR DET S0TA BROR? (TALKIN' TO THE SWEDES!) AND NOW, EI SOGE..... AV O.HVIDSTEN UND I.JUST OLSEN: HER KJEM... SOGA OM ORLEIV DEIGETARSON! ORLEIV HEITTE EIN MANN. HAN VAR SON AAT DEIGETAR, SON AAT MANNELIV, SON AAT GR0NSAKSPLITTAR, SON AAT SN0RRET! MOR AAT ORLEIV VAR EI FAGER M0Y! (HAR DYKK INKJE H0YRD UM JOMFRUGFYDSLAR?) DET HEITTE SEG SAA AT ORLEIV DROG AAT SVITJORD, SON AAT ..EH. SVITJORD VAR VISST EIT LAND! DYKK FAAR HAVA MEG ORSAKT! I SVITJORD FEKK KONGJIN BANESAUR. ORLEIV H0GDE HONOM I SKALLJIN MED EIT OVSTORT SVERD. MEN SVERDET SAT ALTF0R FAST!. DAA KVAD VISEPRESIDENTEN 'DEN SOM KAN DREGA SVERTDIT UT OR SKALJIN AAT KONJIN, SKADL FAU K0NGS-DOTTERI OG HADLVE K0NJID0MI OR SVITJORD ATTAAT.' DITTA VAR INKJE MANGE SOM HADDE HUGNAD FOR. PRINSESSA VAR STYGG SOM EI FELE OG HADDE TEMPERAMANT SOM EIN GR0NSAKSELJAR SOM INKJE FEKK SOLGD MJ0KO SI! DAF0R DROG ORLEIV AAT ISLANTHUR. HAN FEKK STRAKS GOD B0R OG KUDNI SIGLA MED EITT! MIDTFJORDS SOKK SKIPET. DARMED VART ORLEIV HENTA AAT HEL, OG NO ER HAN UTE OR SOGA! OG ETTERSOM ORLEIV FOR UT OR SOGA, KAN ME LIKJA GODT SEIGA AT SOGO OM ORLEIV ER 0VER, FOR INGEN MANN HAR K0MI ATTENDE OR VALHALL (ORLEIV KOM AAT VALHALL FORDI HAN H0GG KONGJIN!) OG DEI KAN DAF0R INKJA F0RTELJA NOKO SOM HELST! SLUTT! FINE! THE END! DIE ENDE! HOLLABALLU!!!!! DRAUGEN TAKA MEG! TIME FOR ENGLISH AGAIN! A TRANSMISSION FROM DAILY LIFE! WE (BLACKSTAR AND HEATSEEKER) CALLED VECTORMAN AT ABOUT 3.30 AM. HEATSEEKER ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS GOING TO SAY! VECTORMAN ANSWERED: STOP THAT CRAP, OR I'LL HANG UP! HEATSEEKER REPLIED: OK! AND AFTER A FEW SECONDS, HE (HEATSEEKER) HUNG UP. HAHAHAHAHAHA! ICH HABE ANGST FUR DAS GASSKAMMER - BLACKSTAR! ICH HABE KEIN ANGST FUR DAS GASSKAMMER, DENN ICH BIN IN DEM GASSKAMMER! SHUT UP! ALREADY! DAMN! FOLLOWING.... INTERNATIONAL DICTIONARY FOR RUDE WORDS: SCHEISSE!!(GERMAN) MERDE!(FRENCH) FAEN!(NORWEGIAN) FARSAN!(SWEDISH, WE THINK!) FAEN (DANISH!) KYLIHILOBULLI (FINNISH, WE HOPE) ACHMED (ARABIAN!) STALIN (RUSSIAN!) SHIT (ENGLISH) T0RRFESK (SAMISK) .... (VECTORMANSK) END OF DICTIONARY (SWEDISH!) WARUM HAT EINSTEIN NICT ZWEI STEINE? WEIL ER EIN STEIN HAT! AND NOW..... THE STORY IS TRUE! CHACKCHACKACHICK DET VAR EN GANG AT EKTEPARET KA OG FRU STRERT VAR UTE OG GIKK EN TUR MED S0NNEN SIN, REGI. DA KOM DE TIL ET HAV. SE KA! ET HAV!, SA FRU STRERT! JA! HAV, FRU!, SA KA STRERT! HVOR? HVOR? SA REGI STRERT! PAA STRANDEN, SA KA STRERT! HADDE JEG BARE VAERT REGI STRERT, SAA KUNNE JEG HA LEKT I SANDEN!........ JA, MEN JEG VIL IKKE VAERE KA STRERT, SA REGI STRERT! OG SIDEN KA STRERT VAR KASTERT, KUNNE IKKE REGI STRERT VAERE REGISTRERT, OG DETTE VILLE GJ0RE FRU STRERT FRUSTRERT (OG KANSKJE KASTERT!) DUE TO OUR CONSIDERATION TO YOU READERS, WE WILL HEREBY PUT AN END TO THIS RIDICILOUS STORY, AS YOU MAY (AND PROBABLY WILL) GO INSANE! (VI TRENGER IKKE FLERE ENN EN, RAZOR!) RETURNING TO SANITY, AND BY DOING THAT, WE ALSO RETURN TO THE SWEET AND DELICATE LANGUAGE OF ENGLISH! IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING TEXT, YOU MUST PROBABLY BE QUITE LAME OR BAD IN ENGLISH........ ONCE UPON A TIME (AND UPON OTHER THINGS!), A KIND AND GENTLE LIVED. HIS ONLY PROBLEM IN LIFE WAS A SLIGHT CAUSE OF AMUCK! WHEN HE WAS YOUNG, THIS PROBLEM DIDN'T BOTHER HIM TO MUCH. THE ONLY TIME HIS LIFE REALLY BECAME AFFECTED BY THIS PROBLEM WAS THE TIME HE WENT LOONEY AND KILLED HIS BELOVED PARENTS AND ALL THEIR SEVEN VISITORS WITH AN AXE. THIS WAS AT THE TENDER AGE OF 3. THIS TENDENCY TO COMMIT MURDER FOLLOWED HIM THROUGHOUT HIS WHOLE LIFE, AND AS HE GREW UP, THE TENDENCY DEVELOPED TO BE STRONGER AND STRONGER! AT THE AGE OF FIVE, NOONE COULD SEE THAT HE HAD THESE TENDENCES AT ALL. (SOME OF THE BRIGHTER SOULS THOUGH, KEPT WONDERING WHY HE ALWAYS HAD THE HEADS OF HIS THREE BROTHERS HANGING IN HIS BELT!) HIS BEHAVIOUR WAS QUITE NORMAL. HE WAS GENTLE TO THE WOMEN, BUT AFTER HAVING HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THEM, HE BRUTALLY MURDERED THEM WITH HIS CHAINSAW. WHEN THE POLICE ARRIVED, HE TOLD THEM THAT THE GROWN UP WOMEN HAD TRIED TO RAPE HIM, AND AS HE WAS ONLY FIVE YEARS OF AGE, HE HAD TRIED TO PROTECT HIMSELF. AFTERALL, INCEST COULD BE A GREAT BURDEN FOR HIS STABIL MENTAL STATE. THE POLICEMEN WERE QUITE NICE TO HIM AND GAVE HIM A MAGNUM 44 SO THAT HE COULD PROTECT HIMSELF FROM FUTURE EVENTS LIKE THIS ONE. (HE COULD ALSO PLAY WITH IT IN HIS SPARE TIME). THE GUY ASKED THE POLICEMAN IF HE COULD TRY IT RIGHT AWAY, AND THE POLICEMAN GAVE HIM A PACK OF BULLETS. HE LOADED THE GUN AND SHOT THE POLICEMAN DEAD. AFTER THIS, HE CUT THE POLICEMAN'S BODY INTO SMALL PIECES WITH THE CHAINSAW AND THRE THE REMAINS IN THE TOILET! AFTER THIS EVENT, HE WAS GIVEN THE NICKNAME 'GENTLE-JERRY'. GENTLE-JERRY LIVED SOME PEACEFUL YEARS IN A CHILDREN'S REFORMATORY AND THE FOLLOWING YEARS ONLY 29 CHILDREN DISAPPEARED FROM THE REFORMATORY. THIESE NUMBERS WERE SO LOW THAT NOONE HAD ANY SUSPICION TO GENTLE-JERRY EVEN THOUGH HE WAS THE ONLY SURVIVING CHILD AT THE REFORMATORY. AT THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN HE WAS RELEASED, AND THE GOVERNMENT HAD SUPPLIED HIM WITH A JOB AS A BUTCHER. HERE HE COULD LIVE OUT HIS WILDEST FANTASIES AND HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH ANIMALS, BUT HE MISSED HIS SWEET CHILDHOOD. HE DESPERATELY WANTED SOME PEOPLE TO PLAY WITH. WHILE HE WAS WONDERING ABOUT HOW TO GET SOME FRIENDS WHOM DIDN'T MIND GETTING A FEW CUTS, HE CAME OVER THESE JOLLY NICE MAGAZINES. HE READ THIS ARTICLE CALLED 'SEXUAL STIMULATION THE SADO-MACHO-WAY!' THIS WAS REALLY SOMETHING TO GET INTO HE THOUGHT. HE READ ON, AND THE FINAL LINES OF THE ARTICLE SAID: 'AND IF YOU CAN'T GET STIMULATION THIS WAY, WE HAVE ONLY ONE SUGGESTION LEFT FOR YOU. (IF YOU USE THIS AS A LAST WAY OUT, YOU MUST BE REALLY CRAZY). PUT YOUR LITTLE THING IN THE MEATCLEAVER AND LET IT ROCK'N ROLL!' GENTLE-JERY THOUGHT: WHY WASTE TIME ON THESE LOSER-WAYS WHEN YOU CAN GO RIGHT ON THE LAST WAY? HE PUT HIS LITTLE THING IN THE MEAT CLEAVER, AND IT ROCKED AND ROLLED. THIS WAS THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME GENTLE-JERRY WOULD EVER GET SATISFACTION, AS HIS THING WAS EVEN SMALLER NOW THAN BEFORE THE EVENT WITH THE MEATCLEAVER. NOW GENTLE-JERRY HAD GOT A NEW HOBBY. HIS NEIGHBOUR HAD QUITE A LOT OF CATS, AND THESE CATS GENTLE-JERRY HAD GREAT FUN WITH. HE USED TO DRAG 'EM HOME, PUT 'EM IN IN HIS MICROWAVE OVEN, AND HAVE A LITTLE EVENING SHOW WITH THEM. IN THE BACKGROUND, HE PLAYED NICE, CLASSICAL MUSIC TO GO WITH THE SHOW! BUT GENTLE-JERRY WAS GETTING RATHER TIRED OF LOOKING FOR PLAYMATES. THE ONES HE FOUND DIED, EVEN THOUGH HE BARELY TOUCHED THEM WITH HIS CHAINSAW. GEE, THE YOUTH OF TODAY! WHAT WASTE! NOW HE REALLY WANTED SOME FUN. HE WENT INTO HIS LABORATORY (WHICH WAS A DONATION FROM THE GOVERNMENT TO KEEP HIM FROM HIS KILLING!). HE WORKED FOR DAYS....WEEKS.....MONTHS.....YEARS...... AFTER 21 YEARS, HE HAD DEVELOPED A NEW THINK TO PLAY WITH! DURING THESE 21 YEARS, HE HADN'T KILLED A SINGLE PERSON, AND HE WAS SLOWLY GOING INSANE (OR SHOULD WE SAY CRAZY, RAZOR?) NOW HE REALLY WANTED TO HAVE FUN, SO HE RENTED A SPACE-SHUTTLE (USING DONATIONS FROM THE GOVERNMENT) AND FROM THIS SHUTTLE HE ACTIVATED HIS NEW TOY! IT WAS A SMALL BOMB, ABOUT THE SIZE OF A PEANUT! BUT, THE REAL POWER LAID WITHIN HIS GREAT MIND. HE HAD MADE THE BOMB AS A DETONATOR FOR THE REAL BOMB, WHICH LAID HIDDEN INSIDE HIS HEAD. (HE W A S SMART, BUT HE HAD SOME LOGICAL PROBLEMS... SUCH AS FINDING A BETTER PLACE FOR THE REAL BOMB) HE MANOUVERED THE SHUTTLE OVER CITY OF TOKYO, AND ACTIVATED THE BOMB. NEARLY THREE GALAXYS WERE BLOWN TO PIECES, AND THE POLICE COULDN'T LOCALIZE THE REMAINS OF LITTLE JERRY! STRANGELY ENOUGH! IT SHOULDN'T BE SUCH A BIG PROBLEM, SHOULD IT? WELL, HERE ENDS THE STORY ABOUT GENTLE-JERRY, AND UNLESS YOU SHARE OUR HUMOUR, YOUR HEAD WILL PROBABLY LOOK VERY MUCH LIKE JERRY'S! AND NOW THE STORY ABOUT OUR LOCAL COMPETITION (HA HA... AGAIN A NORWEGIAN STORY!) OG VI ER NAA INNE PAA DIREKTEN FRA VOSSEGRAUT KAFFE OG TV-STOVE HVOR VI SKAL TA FOR OSS KAARINGEN AV AARETS MISS! OG AARETS MISSEKONKURANSE HAR UNDERTITTELEN LYKKA! DET STORE SP0RSMALET ER NAA..... HVEM BLIR MISS LYKKA? OG... JA! I AAR BLE BIRGITTE KLYSA MISS LYKKA! OG VI SENDER HENNE MED GLEDE TIL VERDENSFINALEN (MED UNDERTITTELEN FOSTER!) ................7 UKER SENER............. OG VI ER NAA INNE PAA DIREKTEN HER FRA HELSINKI MED VINNEREN AV AARETS MISSEKONKURANSE! OG I AAR BLE LADY S. HITHEAD AARETS MISS FOSTER! VAARE VARMEST GRATULASJONER TIL DEG, FRK. HITHEAD. OG MED DISSE ORD TAKKER JEG, KA STRERT, FOR MEG OG 0NSKER VEL M0TT TIL NESTE AAR! TIME TRAVELLER AND VECTORMAN CANNOT APPRECIATE GOOD HUMOUR! YIIIIEACH!!! I AND HEATSEEKER READ THE STORY ABOUT ORLEIV AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN LAUGH! THEY DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN! GEE! HOW DRIED UP CAN YOU GET? (AS DRY AS A RAISIN!) HAHAHAHAHA! HAVING FUN ALREADY?? YEAH?? BET YOU LIKED OUR STORY ABOUT GENTLE-JERRY! YOU DID?? HA! PERVERTS! YO YO YO YO! JACKMIX.... ULF (UGLY LIFE FORM!) HAHAHAHAHAHA! OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE...... ULF (UNDEFINED LIFE FORM!) OR..... ULF (UNIDENTIFIED LIFE FORM)... THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.... ONE MORE?? ULF (UNDERDEVELOPED LIFE FORM!) HAVE TO STOP NOW... THE RISKS OF DYING FROM AN ATTACK OF LAUGHTER IS MUCH TOO HIGH! KVA TYKKJEST DE OM EIT KVAD? JA? WHEE, WHEE, HERE WE GO: ANOTHER KVAD BY O.HVIDSTEN AND I.J.OLSEN...... VER DU TRUGFAST, DU GAMLE GANGAR, PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP! LAT OSS NO LAGA PYLSE PAA DEG, DITT GAMLE 0K! ME KUTTAR DEG VARSAMT MED KJ0T0KSI! OG DU PAA VAART MIDDAGSBORD LIGGJA SKAL! ADLE DEI 1911 BITANE! AS THE KVADS OF THE VIKINGS WERE QUITE BRUTAL, SO WERE OURS. EVEN THOUGH THEIR KVADS MAY HAVE CONTAINED SOME MORE ART, OURS ARE MORE AMUSING (HE HE) HEATSEEKER THINK THE VIKINGS WERE DILICIOUS, BUT I DON'T QUITE AGREE WITH HIM! PEOPLE WASHING ONLY ONCE A YEAR, DON'T TURN ME ON!!!! BUT, EVERY MAN HAS HIS OWN TASTE! FUCK, I HATE THIS KEYBOARD (VECTORMANS OFCOURSE) ................... (THIS IS ME WRITING! (HEATSEEKER)) THEY JUST DID A BIG MISTAKE, THEY LEFT ME ALONE WITH THIS KEYBOARD! WE ARE NOW IN THIS UGLY PLACE, I THINK IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HOUSE, BUT I DON'T KNOW, I CAN NOW UNDERSTAND WHY VECTORMAN IS THE WAY HE IS. THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE AND ONE ANIMAL HERE. ME (ACTUALLY I AM A GOD), AND THE TWO RATHER NORMAL PEOPLE HERE, TIME TRAVELLER AND BLACKSTAR (THIS SCROLLTEXT IS ME AND BLACKSTARS PRODUCTION), AND THE ANIMAL IS VECTORMAN, DO I HAVE TO SAY MORE? YES, I HAVE TO, BECAUSE HE IS SO UGLY!!!. THE FOLLOWING LINE IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY : THIS TEXT IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. DID YOU GET IT ? (NOT IT!), VECTORMAN DIDN'T! WELL, BACK TO THE SUBJECT THAT I DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT ....................... (NICE SUBJECT ?) BLACKSTAR SAYS THAT I AM SICK, AND I AM PROUD OF IT!. AND NOW SOME NORMAL SCROLLTEXT SUBJECTS : YEAH YEAH OK! OK! OK! THE CLOCK IS NOW... AND WE HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR..... YEAH OKOKOKOK! WHY IS EVERYBODY WATCHING US????? WE'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT VECTORMAN ISN'T AN ANIMAL! IT WOULD BE A GREAT OFFENCE TO THE ANIMALS! NOW WE WERE A BIT NASTY! - ACTUALLY HE IS THE MISSING LINK..... NEED WE SAY MORE? YES, WE DO! SCIENTIST HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR CENTURIES FOR PROOFS OF THE HUMAN RACE TO DESCEND FROM THE APES! BUT.... THEY'D NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THE POSSIBILITY OF THE MISSING LINK HAVING LESS INTELLIGENCE THAN THE FIRST APES! (OH, IT'S HARD TO WRITE A DECENT SCROLLER WITHOUT WRITING (COW)SHIT ABOUT VECTORMAN(N))))....OOPS....TWO PARANTHESES TOO MUCH..... I'LL SOON FIX THAT: -)) OH, BY THE WAY, IT'S NOW BLACKSTAR TYPING AND HEATSEEKER BY MY SIDE GIVING HELPFUL HINTS, ADVICES, IDEAS ETC. SO CONSIDER THIS SCROLLER A 100 PERCENT BLACKSTAR - HEATSEEKER PRODUCTION. (MENTIONED EARLIER, BUT A GOOD CANNOT BE SAID TO OFTEN). WE WANT.....EN BR0LER!!!! BR0000L! ANYONE SENDING US ANY BR0LERS BEFORE WE RELEASE THIS DEMO WILL RECEIVE A FREE AMIGA 2000 WITH 40MB HARDDISK (NICKED FROM OUR FRIEND WINDWALKER) P.S. THIS DEMO WILL BE RELEASED IN ABOUT TWO HOURS, SO PLEASE HURRY UP! YEAH!! WE WILL OF COURSE KEEP ALL DISKS AND FEEL FREE TO SEND US DONATIONS ABOVE 500 POUNDS! HERE'S A LIST OF WHAT YOU SHOULD SEND US: (ADDRESSES LATER!) NOT YOUR ADDRESS, A LONG LETTER, 20 DISKS, 500 NKR I FRIMERKER, 500 POUNDS STERLING AS A DONATION, RUBBER FOR VECTORMAN (WHATEVER HE NEEDS THIS FOR!) ACID (NOT MUSIC) FOR VECTORMAN'S FISHES (HE'S CHEAP! HE DOESN'T EVEN OWN EXPENSIVE GOLD-FISHS), (THEY DON'T EVEN TASTE GOOD, AND NEITHER DOES HE!) SYNTHESIZERS (ONLY ROLAND AND KORG'S ACCEPTED!), PINK ELEPHANTS, GREEN CATS, Q-TIPS TIL VICTORMANN! COMB FOR VECTORMAN, SHOWER FOR VECTORMAN, DEO FOR THE SAME DUDE (DUDE?... DUDE?.... WHAT'S THIS FOR COWSHIT? ORGANISM MAN, ORGANISM!), 8MB RAM EXPANSIONS, 9600 BAUD MODEMS, 68000 TAFFEL-PROSESSOR TIL INSANE TTM OF RAZOR 1911 ($777), CRYPTO-KU TIL BURGLAR OF IT!, SMILEKURS TIL TOM (SELV OM DET IKKE HJELPER!), YOUR PARKINGBILLS (FOR VECTORMAN!), SWEETS, BOOZE, STEROS, COKE, VIDEOPLAYERS, VIDEOTAPES, CARS (ONLY EXPENSIVE BRANDS LIKE FERRARI, PORSCHE AND THE LIKES!) AND ALL THE OTHER VALUABLE THINGS YOU MIGHT POSSESS! (A CHEQUE WITH ALL YOUR SPARE CASH!). SO RUN TO YOUR MAILBOX AND SEND US YOUR DONATIONS NOW. IF THEY'RE USEFUL TO US, YOU'LL RECEIVE A GREET, IF WE DON'T NEED THEM, WE'LL SEND THEM BACK TO THE ADDRESS WHICH YOU DIDN'T GIVE US! VICTOR AND TIME IS LISTENING TO LAME MUSIC! BUT, WHAT ELSE COULD YOU EXPECT? VIC'S GOTTA HIC! BUT NO 'PIKK' DEN VAR NORSK DEN! HEY SUPERTED! WHY DON'T YOU CALL?????? JUMP! AGAIN! SUDDENLY, I FEEL SICK, AND SO DOES HEATSEEKER! THE FOLLOWING LINE IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! DON'T THINK THIS IS A BULLSHIT SCROLLER!!! WE ARE JUST TWO DESPERATE SOULS SEEKING ILLUMINATION! AND THE BEST WAY FOR US TO FIND IT IS TO WRITE SHIT ABOUT THE OTHER GUYS IN THIS GROUP! SO NOW, OUR EASTERN DIVISION MUST HOLD ON TO THEIR SOCKS (NOT YOU RHESUS MINUS! YOUR'S SMELL TOO BAD!) NO,NO,NO JACKMIX.... HOLD ON TO YOUR OWN SOCKS, NOT RHESUS MINUS'S SOCKS EVEN THOUGH YOU LIKE THE SMELL! YO OSCON! FOUND MANY NICE GIRLS ON YOUR SCOUTING PATROLS? ONE THING THOUGH, THE GIRL YOU HAD ....EHM FUN WITH LAST WEEK WASN'T A GIRL! IT WAS AGGRESSOR! BUY YOURSELF GLASSES AND TAKE A HIV TEST! AND IN THE FUTURE, WEAR A RUBBER, AGGRESSOR WAS IN THE TOILET FOR A WEEK! (SORRY IF WE REVEALED YOUR PERSONAL LIFE NOW!) HOW WAS THE YOUTH REFORMATORY BUGBEAR? I STILL CAN'T BELIVE WHY THEY SENT YOU THERE. YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL YOUR LITTLE BROTHER NOWADAYS WITHOUT RISKING PUNISHMENT! OK, OK.... CHAINSAW-MURDERS ARE A BIT BRUTAL, BUT ANYWAY! GOOD LUCK AS A SEWER CLEANER! IT WILL BE A GREAT CHANGE OF ENVIRONMENT FOR YOU! HEY ORGASMUS! HAVE YOU LIVED UP TO YOUR NAME YET? NO? YOUR SISTER SAID NO AGAIN? CHRIST, WAS IT THE 117TH. TIME? DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO USE YOUR GRANDMA THIS TIME AS WELL? WELL, I ONLY SAY.... GOOD LUCK AT YOUR 119TH. GO! YO RHESUS! DOES YOUR GIRL LIKE PEANUTS? IF NOT, SHE MUST HATE YOUR BRAIN! (AND SOMETHING ELSE?) ANYWAY, YOUR INTRO WAS COOL. IT WILL NOW BE OUR STANDARD INTRO. YEAH! KEEP UP YOUR MEGACOOL CODING! NOW I'VE HEARD THE MOST STUPID QUESTION EVER..... VICTORMANN ASKED HEATSEEKER WHETHER HE REMEMBERED HIS OWN CODING! PEANUT-BRAIN IS NOT ENOUGH! NO MORE CRAP ABOUT OUR CREW NOW! YEAH! THERE HAS BEEN A LOOOOONG BREAK, BUT HERE I AM, BACK AND READY! (READY FOR WHAT? OUR EASTERN DIVISION'S SCROLLER? HOPEFULLY!) I WAS AWAKENDED AT 5.30 A.M BY JACKMIX'S TELEPHONE-CALL! HE CALLED FROM THE LAME SHAPE AND TRC COPYPARTY. COPYPARTY? A GOOD JOKE! THE NEWEST GAME THEY HAD WAS BATMAN TRAINER! (15.10) YO! GREAT FOR ALL THE LOCAL LAMERS! YEAH! APART FROM US (CRB), ONLY TWO GROUPS YOU'VE (PROBABLY) EVER HEARD OF WERE PRESENT: O N E MEMBER OF IT! AND SOME GUYS FROM THE SLIGHTY MORE UNKNOWN AMIGA-GROUP CALLED NO LIMITS. THE REST WAS LAMERS AND C64 GUYS (PROBABLY JUST AS LAME!) HEY SHAPE AND TRC...... THIS MUST BE THE WORST PARTY EVER HELD! YOU'RE REALLY SPREADING THE RUMOURS OF NORWEGIAN PARTIES BEING LAME! DON'T E V E R TRY TO ARRANGE ANOTHER AMIGAPARTY AGAIN! AND NOW, A MESSAGE OF FRIENDSHIP TO ANOTHER NORWEGIAN GROUP WHO IS RISING HIGH AT THE MOMENT: OUTLAWS OF ESCAPE..... YOUR VECTORDEMO WAS REALLY COOL! AND I THINK YOUR LIST OF GROUPS MAKING THEIR OWN VECTOR GFX WAS QUITE ACCURATE! THANX PALS! SOMEHOW, WE'VE LOST CONTACT WITH YOU (AFTER VECTORMAN QUIT SWAPPING!), SO PLEASE CONTACT US AGAIN. OH, BY THE WAY, THE MUSIC AND GFX WAS ALSO REALLY GOOD! AND HERE'S THE ADDRESS TO WRITE TO: (OTHER ELITE GROUPS MAY ALSO WRITE!) CRB, PRESTEHOLTEN 14A, 6800 F0RDE, NORWAY OR CALL: +47 57 23672 (ODDGEIR!) THE PAST DAYS HAS BEEN GREAT FOR MY NEWLY STARTED FEDERATION: THE WORLD SMILEY FEDERATION! (A CLUB OPEN TO ALL FANS OF THE SMILEY!) THIS FEDERATION WAS FOUNDED BY BLACKSTAR OF CRB AND IS OPEN TO EVERYBODY! JUST WRITE TO ME, TELL ME YOUR NAME AND YOU'LL BE REGISTRATED AS A MEMBER! THERE ARE NO OBLIGATIONS! YOU ONLY GET YOUR NAME MENTIONED IN EVERY SCROLLER, SO COME ON EVERYBODY: JOIN THE WORLD SMILEY FEDERATON TODAY...... CURRENT MEMBERS: BLACKSTAR/CRB, BURGLAR/IT, JACKMIX/CRB, BUGBEAR/CRB, ORGASMUS/CRB! DOESN'T SEEM LIKE MANY, DOES IT? BUT... THE FEDERATION IS ONLY A FEW DAYS OLD! SO, JOIN US! WELL, NO MORE WORDS OF WISDOM FROM ME, IN FACT, NO MORE WORDS WHATSOEVER! I WILL LEAVE THE KEYBOARD TO OUR EASTERN DIVISION OF CRYPTOBURNERS! AND, YOU ARE HEREBY WARNED: READING THIS TEXT MAY CAUSE GREAT DAMAGE TO HUMAN MIND, BUT AS YOU'VE MANAGED TO STOMP YOUR WAY THROUGH OUR (HEATSEEKER + BLACKSTAR) TEXT, I SEE NO REASON WHY YOU SHOULD BECOME CRAZIER, SO READ ON FANS! READ ON! BLACKSTAR OF CRYPTOBURNERS SIGNING OFF FOR GOOD! HELLO ON YOU FANS !!! THIS IS JACKMIX AND RHESUS MINUS OF THEMEGAFAB CRYPTOBURNERS ! FIRST OF ALL, A MESSAGE TO BLACKSTAR : DON'T YOU DARE TO MESS WITH OUR SCROLLY ! TAKE THAT WARNING SERIOUS DIN ANALFIKSERTE HOYRIST ! AND HERE COMES OUR GREETINGS : (A-Z) ME, MYSELF AND I ! JACKMIX IS SCREAMING TO WRITE SOME LINES ON THE BATMOKEYBOARD, AND HERE HE BATMOCOMES : YEP, I'M HERE TO WRITE SOME BATMO-MESSAGES, AND THEY GO TO: STINGRAY OF THE DEMONS/AFL..... LONG TIME, NO BATMOSEE! AND THE FAULT IS MINE, BECAUSE I HAVE LOST YOUR BATMOADDRESS !!! CONTACT ME AGAIN!!!(BATMOPLEASE).... NEXT ONE GOES TO JESUS OF SCOOPEX.... I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOU LATELY.. SEND ME A FEW LINES (IF YA GOT MY BATMONUMBER THEN CALL ME!!) NEXT ONE GOES TO ALL MY CONTACTS.... YES!!! MY SENDINGS ARE ALWAYS LATE (HI BF AND MC), BUT REMEMBER THIS: BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!!! AND NOW MY NEW SLOGAN:( IN NORWEGIAN ) DET ER BEDRE MED EN FINGER I NESA ENN EN KNYTNEVE I RAEVA!! AND NOW, HERE IS BATMOMINUS AGAIN WITH A MESSAGE ........ TO : DR. KJEMPESTYGG (AWSOME) OF CRUSADERS. YOU KNOW WHAT ?? YOUR MUSIC B A T M O S T I N K S ! ! ! ! (DO YOU AGREE BLACKSTAR ??? YEAH I KNOW YOU DO !!). WELL, JACKMIX AND I HAVE BEEN WATCHING BATMAN TODAY SO WE ARE IN BATMOSHAPE !! YEP, THAT'S THE REASON FOR ALL THE BATMOTALK IN THIS BATMOSCROLL (LET'S GO TO THE BATMOBILE - JACKMIX). AND HERE COMES ANOTHER SLOGAN FROM JACKMIX : ...... (THIS ONE IS ALSO IN NORWEGIAN) .. JEG FOLER MEG LIKE FORVIRRET (NAAR DET GJELDER SWAPPING) SOM EN NYSLUPPET FJERT I EN KURVSTOL!!! DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE? YOU DO? OK! HERE IT COMES: (GUESS WHICH LANGUAGE???) .. EINSTEIN (SWEINSTEIN?) ER DOD, NEWTON ER DOD, OG JEG FOLER MEG IKKE HELT FRISK JEG HELLER!!!! ARF AARGHHHHH (PUKE - RHESUS).... OK! LET'S TALK ENGLISH FOR A WHILE.... HMMMMM, WHAT CAN I WRITE??? OH, IF YOU EVER SEE A PICTURE OF RHESUS MINUS.... DON'T (I REPEAT DON'T) SELL IT TO PLAYGIRL CO'Z THEN HE WOULD BE RICH AND FAMOUS, AND WE (THE REST OF CRB) DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!!!! NOW COMES AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM RHESUS MINUS : CONTACT ME, AND I WILL SEND YOU A PICTURE OF ME WITH ONLY MY UNDERWEAR ON !!!! I KNOW THAT'S A TEMPTING OFFER FOR SOME OF YOU GAYS OUT THERE !! SO GRAB A PEN AND WRITE TO : RHESUS MINUS P.O.BOX 15 3501 HONEFOSS NORWAY HOPE YOU GOT THAT. IF NOT, YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE DEMO AN LOOK THROUGH THE SCROLL AGAIN !! JACKMIX WANTS TO WRITE SOME MORE !!! BUT I WON'T LET HIM!! BANG, CRASH, HURT !! OK, OK. HE CONVINCED ME WITH HIS BATMODILDO, SO HERE HE COMES ..... IT'S A SHAME I'M SO LAME !! ARE YOU WITH ME OR WHAT (YEEEES - RHESUS) (NOOOOOO.. NOT YOU - JAKEMIKS) ... BECAUSE I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY, SO GET YOUR COKE AND SIT DOWN!! OK, HERE WE GO:.. MY REAL NAME IS ULF, AND I HAVE BEEN ASHAMED OF THAT NAME EVER SINCE MY BIRTH, UNTIL YESTERDAY, WHEN A GOOD FRIEND (?) OF MINE CALLED ME 'AIRWULF' AND 'HORRORULF' (ZZZZZZ - RHESUS) SO NOW I ONLY LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDES OF LIFE!...... HAPPY ENDING(SALMAN RUSHDIE)(?) ....... DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER ONE??? (BATMONO!!!!!! - RHESUS) OK THEN... I WILL STOP NOW.. AND NOW, A COMMERCIAL: .... BATMAN CHEWS STIMOROL TO KEEP HIS BATBREATH AWAY!! .... ARF ARF PUUUUKKKE!?! I (JAKKIX) WANT TO HEAR SOME REACTIONS ABOUT THAT STORY I TOLD YOU SOME LINES AGO, SO GRAB A PEN AND WRITE TO: JACKMIX PO.BOX 141 3055 KR.ELVA NORWAY ...(AND DO IT FAST!!) THE FOLLOWING LINES ARE VERY (I REPEAT V E R Y) IMPORTANT : I AM N O T GAY. SIGNED RHESUS MINUS (YES YOU ARE - BATMIX) NOOOOO I'M NOT. BUT IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT OUR GAY MEMBER YOU BETTER WRITE TO : ... ORGASMUS !!! ..... I MEAN, THAT GUY IS GAY !! (HA,HA, TOMMY). HE HAS GOT A GIRLFRIEND, BUT SHE IS SO MASKULINE THAT SHE HAS GOT HAIR ON BREAST !!! SHIT, THIS SCROLLER IS GETTING VERY NAUGTHY NOW, SO WE'LL CONTINUE WITH SOME MORE MESSAGES : .... BIMBEX OF CRB ... ER IKKE BIMBEX NAVNET PAA EN TAMPONG 'A ?? ..... VECTORMAN OF CRB .... YOUR'E A LOUSY GFX-WIZ !! ..... HEATSEEKER OF CRB .... KUTT OPP DEN DERRE STYGGE BERGENS DIALEKTA. SNAKK NORSK !!!! ..... BLACKSTAR OF CRB ...... SEND US A PICTURE OF YOUR BATMOGIRLFRIEND. I'LL BET SHE'S BATMOUGLY !!!(JOKING !) ..... TIME TRAVELLER OF ??? ..... DONT SEND US A PICTURE OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND !! ...... BUGBEAR OF KRYPTB0RNERS ..... DU OG 'STYGGEN' HAR VISSE LIKHETER !!! .... KYLERION OF LAMEFORCE FIVE (CRB) ...... HOW'S IT GOIN' WITH THE LADIES. GOT LAID YET ??? ..... OSCON OF THE GIRLSCOUTS (CRB TOO) ...... WILL YOU EVER FINISH THAT DEMO YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE LAST FIVE MONTHS ???? ... CRESENDO OF (GUESS WHO ??) ....... JEG KAN IKKE SKJONNE HVORDAN DU KLARTE A GLEMME IGJEN TRUSENE DINE PA VAAGANS FEST !?! ....... AGRSOR (AGGRESSOR) OF CARE BEARS (HA-HA-HA) .... SKATE A N D DIE LAMER !(I'M FULL OF JOKES TODAY - RHESUS)(ME TOO - SHITMIX) ..... AND THAT WAS THE END OF THE MESSAGES, AND HERE COMES ONE MORE : ..... JOKING .... ARF ARF ARF BLARGH AND HERE'S THE LATEST NEWS FROM THE WAGON BOYS : WE'RE FIRED !!!! NOBODY IS PERFECT AND MY NAME IS NOBODY!! THAT MESSAGE CAME FROM JACKMIX !!! A BIG LIE !! WELL, NOW IT SEEMS THAT OUR PART OF THIS SCROLLER IS GETTING TO IT'S END, SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU TOO !! I CANT BELIVE YOU READ THIS CRAP !!! WE FINISH OFF WITH A JOKE : VET DU HVORDAN TRINE SOLBERG BLE DOPET ?????? HUN SUGDE BEN JOHNSON !!!!! THAT'S GREAT !! THANKS GOES TO YOU FANS AS WE (RHESUS MINUS AND JACKMIX) ARE SIGNING OFF .................. WHAT! DID YOU REALLY BELIVE WE WHERE SIGNING OFF NOW?? IF YES, YOU SHOULD JUMP INTO YOUR BATMOBOAT AND GET SUNK!!! ..... IF NO, YOU SHOULD CONTACT (JM) FOR VHS SWAPPING AT THIS ADDRESS: LOOK EARLIER IN THIS SCROLLER !!! .... YYYYEEAAAAHHH, IT'S FRIDAY, AND WE ARE GOING TO GET B A T M O D R U N K ! ! ! (GET THAT SMILE OF YOUR FACE RHESUS !! - JACKMIX).. AND NOW ...... A COMMERCIAL !!! IF YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS WITH WAKING UP IN THE MORNING, CONTACT ME (RHESUS), AND I WILL SEND YOU A COPY OF JACKMIX' BUS LICENSE (I HAVEN'T EVER SEEN AN UGLIER PICCY) WE'RE AT JACKMIX' PLACE RIGHT NOW, AND BELIVE IT OR NOT THERE'S A SPIDER CRAWLING UPON THE WALL !!! TRY TO IMAGINE WHAT THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE !! I BET YOU GUYS DONT HAVE ENOUGH FANTASY TO IMAGINE IT !! AND WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IMAGINE, LETS TALK ABOUT JOHN LENNON, THE GREATEST BEATLE EVER !!!! (NOOOOOO !!!!! GET OUT OF HERE !!! - JACKMIX) OK, OK !! I'LL BET I'M THE ONLY COMPUTER FREAK IN THIS WORLD WHO DIG JOHN LENNON !!! YOU KNOW WHAT ??? I'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU. I HATE JOHN LENNON !!! HA-HA-HA THAT WAS A BATMOJOKE. IF YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT THEN PISS OFF. IF YOU UNDERSTOOD IT, THEN WRITE TO ME AND EXPLAIN WHERE THE FUNNY PART WAS, BECAUSE I DIDN'T FIND IT. NOW, RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT, JACKMIX IS GOING TO BE A FATHER. HE'S GOING TO BE THE FATHER OF THE PUPPIES THAT THEIR DOG IS GOING TO HAVE !!! YOU KNOW, THIS GUY IS REALLY INTO ANIMAL PERVERSION !!!! HE USED TO RAPE THEIR PARROT WITH SOME MATCHES !!! AND THE BIRD ENJOYED IT !!!!! THAT GUY KILLS ME SOME TIMES !!! SO, BEFORE HE IS GOING TO RAPE ME WITH SOME MATCHES, I LET HIM TAKE OVER THE BATMOKEYBOARD !!!!!! .................................. HI! FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO SAY THAT NOTHING OF THE LAST THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN SAID ABOUT ME IS TRUE!! IT'S PURE BULSHIT!!!! (IS IT? - RHESUS) ... AND NOW, A MOMENT OF TRUTH!! RHESUS IS A GOOD ARGUMENT FOR BIRTH CONTROL!!! ...... (AND JACKMIX IS A GOOD ARGUMENT FOR ABORTION - RHESUS.) NOW WE HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT 137 DC.B-LINES OF TEXT SO WE WILL STOP NOW... SIGNING OFF FOR GOOD... SEE YA !!......... THIS IS BUGBEAR TAKING HIS UGLY FINGERS ON THE KEYBOARD. THIS DEMO IS GREAT, ISNT IT?.. (WELL. I DONT KNOW BECAUSE I'M WRITING THIS TEXT KNOWING THAT THE DEMO HAS NOT BEEN CODED YET). BUT NOW I WILL SEND A PERSONAL ANTIBATMOFUCKING TO JACKMIX AND RHESUS MINUS.(SLUTT MED DETTA BATMANSKVIPET DERES). ..........ORGASMUS.......... WHO IS THAT? THAT'S CRYPTOBURNERS ONE AND ONLY FAGGOT.(IKKE SANT KROGERN).WHO CARES??? (CAREBEARS). KROGERNS SISTE UTTALELSE KOM HIT SAA SKAL JEG TA DEG I RAEVA SAA ROMPESAFTA SPRUTER. YESTERDAY I WAS ON A PARTY AT JACKMIX'S PLACE. AND THERE WAS CRESCENDO. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID THERE??(OF COURSE YOU DO). HE WAS FUCKING AN UGLY BITCH(HUN VAR IKKE SAA STYGG SOM DEN DAMA HAN PULTE PAA DANMARKS TUREN. DET SA HAN TIL MEG.) CRESCENDO IS GOING TO KILL ME FOR THIS, BUT WHO CARES(NOT ME). MORE ABOUT THE PARTY. JACKMIX IS A B-HUMAN(B MENNESKE) BECAUSE HE WENT TO BED AT ELEVEN O'CLOCK. THAT'S TO BAD. BUT THAT DIDN'T KEEP US AWAY FROM HAVING A REAL PARTY BECAUSE JACKMIX SAID THAT I AND PER SHOULD TAKE OVER THE HOUSE WHILE HE WAS TAKING HIS GOODNIGHT SLEEP(AND SOM TERRIBLE NIGHTMARES). ENOUGH ABOUT THIS SHIT. THIS MESSAGE GOES TO HEATSEEKER. I HOPE THIS DEMO IS GOING TO BE GREAT. BLACKSTAR, HOW IS IT HANGING. SEND US A PICTURE OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU BLACK MOTHERFUCKER(DIN SVARTE MAMMAPULER). AUUUUUUU, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO CUT OFF MY UGLY FINGERS, SO NOW I MUST STOP WRITING BECAUSE IF I TRY TO WRITE WITH MY FEETS I HAVE A BAD FEELING THAT SOMEONE DIES, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!! AS BUGBEAR'S SCROLLTEXT FADES AWAY, WE APPROACH THE END OF THIS RATHER UNSERIOUS TEXT, AND THE ONLY THING REMAINING IS THE GREETINGS! SO HERE THEY COME (A-Z) ABNORMAL, ACADEMY, ACCESSION, ACCUMULATORS, ACTION FORCE, AHEAD, ALIVE, AMIGA ENTERPRISES/CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS, AMIGA FORCE, APEX, ATOMIC INTELLIGENCE, AVALANCHE, AVENGER, AVOID, BALLCRACKERS, BEYOND 2000, BLACK MONKS, BIONIC FORCE, BOLERO, BOUNTY, BRAINSTORM, BROWBEAT, BYTERAPERS, BYTESTAR, CARTEL, CHAOS AND SLIPSTREAM, CLONES, COLD FUSION CREW, COMMAND, COMPLEX, CRIME, CRIONICS, CRITTERS, CRUSADERS, DEATHSTAR, DELIVERANCE, DEMONS OF ALPHA FLIGHT, D MOB, DUAL CREW, DYNASTY, EPSILON, ERRORS, ESA, ETERNITY, EUROPE, FATAL ERROR, FRAXION, FREEDOM FORCE, G.O.T, GATE AND EXEC., GOONIES, HCC, IBB, IPEC ELITE, IT, K.O.R.T., KEFRENS, LAWBREAKERS, LAZER, LEGEND, LEVEL 1/PHOENIX, LEVEL 4, MAFFIA, MAGNETIC FIELDS, MASTER CREW AND ELIMINATION, NETWORK, NEW MASTERS, NORTHERN LIGHTS, NORTHSTAR, OVERSIZE/ASIA INC., OUTLAWS/ESCAPE, PANZERFAUST, PHAZE 101, PHOENIX, PIRANHAS, QUACKERS, RAZOR 1911, REBELS, RED SECTOR INC., SARGON, SCOOPEX, SETROX, SILENTS, SIRIUS CYBERNETICS CORP., SPECTRE, SPIRIT, STORM, SUBWAY AND THE DREAM TEAM, SUNRIDERS ICELAND, SUPPLEX, SUPREME, TARTAN ARMY AND TST, THE BAND, THE RISING FORCE, TIMELORDS, TOP SWAP, TRAXXION/SINNERS, TRIANGLE (THE REAL ONE!), TRONIC, UNIQUE, UNITED FORCES, VISION, VISUAL ARTS, WIZZCAT, WONDERBOYS, X-MEN, X-RATE AND ARMSMASTER..... THAT CONCLUDES THE GREETINGS FROM CRYPTOBURNERS THIS TIME! AND AS YOU NOW HAVE READ OVER 30 KB OF SCROLLTEXT, YOUR EYES MUST BE QUITE EXHAUSTED AND YOU MUST BE TIRED OF READING, BUT... BEFORE I END THIS SCROLLTEXT, I WISH TO FOLLOW OUR TRADITION AND SAY SOME WORDS TO OUR RIENDS (?) IN VISUAL (?) ARTS (?)....... VESTLANDSLEFSER MED GAMMELOST ER SENDT , SAA NAA FAAR DERE HA ET SKIKKELIG ETARGILDE........ THIS CONCLUDES THE CRYPTOBURNERS BROADCAST TO HUMANITY! SEE YA IN ANOTHER SCROLLTEXT........ NOW....... LOOOOOOOOPING