TIME TRAVELLER PRESENTS FOR YOU A NEW CRYPTOBURNERS-PRODUCTION: MUSIC PARTY 1990!!! RELEASE DATE: 22/1 1990. YOU CAN LOAD THE TUNES BY PRESSING THE KEYS F1 TO F6, AND YOU CAN PRESS F7 TO HEAR A BONUSTRACK BY BLACKSTAR. THAT SONG IS CALLED 'WINGS', AND IT'S A CONVERSION! ENJOY IT! THIS MUSICDISK IS REALLY GREAT!!! SIT BACK AND ENJOY ALL THE GREAT TRACKS ON THIS DISK (TO GET THE BEST OF THE SCREEN-EFFECT, SIT AT LEAST 2 M. AWAY FROM THE SCREEN!!!) PRESS F8 TO SPEED UP THE SCROLL, F9 TO GET NORMAL SPEED, AND F10 TO SLOW DOWN THE SCROLLSPEED!! WARNING: DON'T PLAY WITH THE KEYBOARD, IT COULD CAUSE A FULL-CRASH... (SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE REASON FOR THIS 'BUG') NOW I WILL LET BLACKSTAR TAKE OVER THE SCROLLER! BYE FROM TIME TRAVELLER... HERE'S BLACKSTAR: HOO HOO HOO, IT'S 1990, AND WHO ARE THE PERFECT ONES TO GIVE THE NINETIES A FLYIN' START? YEP, YOU GUESSED IT, CRYPTOBURNERS ARE HERE WITH A VERY GOOD LITTLE MUSICDISK..... ALL OUR MUSICIANS HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THIS PIECE OF EXCELLENCE, SO PREPARE TO ENJOY..... WE'LL START WITH THE BORING PART, THE CREDITS..... THE HI-TECH CODING IS THE COPYRIGHT OF TIME TRAVELLER, GRAPHICS AND DESIGN BY TIME TRAVELLER. THE FOLLOWING MUSICIANS HAVE GIVEN THEIR SUPPORT TO THIS DISK: BLACKSTAR, RHESUS MINUS, TIME TRAVELLER AND TRIXAL. WE HAVE ALSO BEEN GIVEN SOME SUPPORT ON 'ISIS UNVEILED' BY AN EX-MEMBER OF EX-DEATHSTAR.... WATCHMAN! HE AND TRIXAL DID THAT SONG! THIS LUDICROUS SCROLLER WAS AS USUAL WRITTEN BY BLACKSTAR! TO FINISH ALL THE BORING PIECES OF THIS TEXT FIRST, I WILL WRITE DOWN A FEW CONTACT ADDRESSES PLUS THE GREETINGS. AFTER THAT THE REAL BULLSHIT BEGINS!!!! FOR COOL'N HOT TRADING, FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US AT: P.O.BOX 217 6800 F0RDE NORWAY OR P.O.BOX 141 3055 KR.ELVA NORWAY OR ROLIGHETEN 14 3029 DRAMMEN NORWAY! YEAH.... HOLD ON TO YOURSELF, THE LAST BORING PART OF THIS SCROLL IS COMING UP.............. GREETINGS! OUR REGARDS AND WISHES OF HAPPY NEW YEAR IS FLYING TO: ABANDON, ABNORMAL, ACADEMY, ACCESSION, AHEAD, ALIZE, ALIVE, AMAZE, AMIGA FORCE, AMIGAZE TEAM, ANARCHY, ANIMATE, APEX, APAZE, APOLOGY/ALPHA FLIGHT, AVALANCHE, AVENGER, AVOID, BALLCRACKERS, BEYOND 2000, BIONIC FORCE, BLACK MONKS, BLUE UNION, BOLERO, BOUNTY, BONES BRIGADE, BRAINSTORM, BROWBEAT, BYTERAPERS, CARTEL, CAVE, CHANNEL ONE, CHAOS AND MEGADETH, CLONES, COLD FUSION CREW, COMMAND, COMPLEX, CRIME, CRIONICS, CRITTERS, CRUSADERS, CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS, D-MOB, DEAD ZONE, DELIVERANCE, DEMONS, DIGITAL FORCE, DOUBLE DENSITY CREW, DUAL CREW, DYNASTY, ESA, ETERNITY, EUROPE, EXCEL UK, FAT AGNUS, FATAL ERROR, F.O.T.A., FRAXION, FREEDOM FORCE, G.O.T., GATE AND EXEC., GENESIS, GOONIES 2041, GIANTS, HACKTRICK CRACKING CREW, HELLAS, HORIZON, INFERNAL MINDS, IPEC ELITE, IT, J-BEAM, KORT, KEFRENS, LAWBREAKERS, LAZER, LEGEND, LEVEL 4, MAFFIA, MAGNETIC FIELDS, MASTER CREW, MIRAGE INT., NETWORK, NEW MASTERS, NEUTRON DANCE, NORTHERN LIGHTS, NORTHSTAR, OVERGROWTH, PANTHERS, PHAZE 101, PHOENIX, PHYSIC FIVE, PIRANHAS, PLEXUS, QUACKERS, QUARTET, RATS, RAY JACKSON, RAZOR 1911, REBELS, RED SECTOR INC, ., SARGON, SCOOPEX, SETROX, SILENTS, SIRIUS CYBERNETICS CORP., SOUNDWAVE, SPECTRE, SPIRIT, STORM, SUNRIDERS ICELAND, SUPPLEX, TARTAN ARMY AND TST, TEAM-X, THE MAFIA, THE MAGIC ARTS, THE SPECTERS, TIMELORDS, TMD, TOP SWAP, TRIANGLE (REAL), TRISTAR, TRONIC, UNIQUE, UNITED FORCES, VISION, VISION FACTORY, VISUAL ARTS, WIZZCAT, X-MEN BORED?? WELL, CONSIDER THIS.... IT'S MORE OF A JOB TO WRITE IT THAN TO READ IT, SO DON'T COMPLAIN. BESIDES, EVERYBODY COMPLAINS IF THERE ARE NO GREETZ IN A SCROLL! NOW OVER TO THE KILLER PART OF THIS TEXT. I SUGGEST YOU GO GET AN AXE, A SWORD, A KNIFE OR SIMPLY A LITTLE GUN, COZ HERE WE GO WITH.... SHIT-TALKIN' I'M ALONE NOW, THAT'S TOO BAD, COZ IT'S HARDER TO WRITE SHIT ABOUT VECTORMAN IF HE ISN'T PRESENT! BY THE WAY, HE HAD HIS 18TH BIRTHDAY TODAY (01.01.90) - THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN CALL A BAST*** SO NOW HE'S FINALLY ALOWED TO GO TO THE CINEMA ALONE. HE'S 18 AND IMPERIOUS, SO HIS MOTHER CAN'T MAKE DESCICIONS FOR HIM ANY LONGER. WELL, NO MORE SHIT ABOUT HIM.... I HAD THE MOST ENTERTAINING NEW-YEARS EVE I COULD POSSIBLY THINK OF LAST NIGHT. IT WAS SOOO GREAT! UNFORTUNATELY, U.L.F (UGLY LIFEFORM) (JACKMIX OF CRB YOU MORONS!) CALLED ME AT 2.30 A.M TO WISH ME A HAPPY NEW YEAR. SHIT, THAT MESSED UP THE WHOLE CELEBRATION! BUT... I WASN'T AT HOME TO RECEIVE HIS CALL, AND SINCE HE WAS QUITE DRUNK, HE STARTED TALKING TO MY MOTHER. GEE, HE WAS REALLY EMBARRASED TODAY WHEN HE CALLED ME! BUT, I JUST LAUGHED AT HIM! BEFORE THIS SCROLLER GETS TO BORING, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME VERY IMPORTANT INFO, SO PAY ATTENTION GUYS: IN THE EASTER OF 1990, THE MAIN EVENT OF THE YEAR TAKES PLACE! WE (CRYPTOBURNERS, IT AND VISUAL ARTS!) ARE GOING TO HOLD THE GREATEST PARTY EVER IN NORWAY.....! THE PARTY TAKES PLACE IN DRAMMEN, NORWAY (REAL CLOSE TO THE SWEDISH BORDER, AND CLOSE TO DENMARK AS WELL) FROM THE 8TH OF APRIL (08.04.90) TO THE 11TH OF APRIL 1990 (11.04.90) - BE SURE NOT TO MISS THIS, IT'LL BE THE GREATEST EVER IN NORWAY! WE CAN PROMISE A LOT OF GOODIES FOR ALL ELITE DUDES. MORE DETAILS CAN BE OBTAINED AT: P.O.BOX 217 6801 F0RDE NORWAY! ALSO, WRITE TO THIS ADDRESS OR TO ANY MEMBER OF CRYPTOBURNERS, IT OR VISUAL ARTS FOR INVITATIONS! THEY'LL BE READY IN A FEW WEEKS! HEI VISUAL ARTS..... HVA ER DETTE FOR NOE TULL..... KOMME HER OG SI AT VI STEMMER MILJ0 OG SOLIDARITET! DET ER DET DUMMESTE JEG HAR H0RT. (BORTSETT FRA AT DERE STEMMER FREMSKRITTSPARTIET DA!) AND NOW A MESSAGE TO A SLIMY LITTLE (?) GUY CALLING HIMSELF WEA, A MEMBER OF THE DEAD IVORY: WHERE DID YOU GET THE RESULTS FROM THE MUSIC-COMPO AT THE NORTHSTAR AND SPECTRE PARTY FROM? YOUR GRANDMA? RHESUS MINUS DIDN'T EVEN ENTER THAT MUSIC-COMPO! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THE COMPETITION WAS WON BY ME (BLACKSTAR) AND TIME TRAVELLER. STOP SPREADING LIES, OK? AND NOW, A JOKE OR TWO: WHAT DO YA CALL A WHITE PERSON MIXED WITH TEN BLACKIES? YEAH, HE'S THE CAPTAIN OF THE TEAM! AND WHAT DO YOU CALL A WHITE MAN MIXED WITH 500 NEGROES? YEP, HE IS THE ONE WHO CONTROLS THE SLAVES! AND FINALLY, WHAT DO YA CALL A WHITE GUY MIXED WITH 200 000 000 BLACK DUDES? HE'S THE PRESIDENT! HAHAHAHAHA, AREN'T THESE JOKES FUNNY? NOT? OH, I THINK YOU LAUGHED A LITTLE BIT, EVEN IF YOU ARE BLACK! AND NOW..... AN OFFICIAL EXCUSE FROM THE FOLLOWING SWAPPERS OF CRYPTOBURNERS TO ALL THEIR CONTACTS WAITING FOR A SIGN OF LIFE: FROM JACKMIX, TIME TRAVELLER, AGGRESSOR AND BLACKSTAR TO ALL OF YOU (NOT QUITE ALL!): WE ARE SORRY! WE ARE ALSO VERY LAZY! BUT, MAYBE YOU'LL BE MORE LUCKY NEXT TIME. SOME WORDS TO MILKSHAKE OF KEFRENS..... HEY MAN! YOU'RE EVEN SLOWER THAN I AM. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT? I NEED SPECIAL TRAINING! BUT ANYWAY, A SPECIAL GREET TO MILKSHAKE OF KEFRENS..... HEY EVERYBODY, PAY ATTENTION TO THIS: A KFESGFWOB EVSMDPREG G GDSZ THIS WAS WRITTEN IN CODE! IF YOU HAVE THE SOLUTION TO THIS RIDDLE, SEND IT TO: P.O.BOX 217, 6801 F0RDE, NORWAY! PLEASE WRITE IN LESS THAN 40 WORDS WHY YOU THINK CRYPTOBURNERS ARE THE BEST, AND YOU'LL ENTER OUR BIG PRIZE-BONANZA: 10 LUCKY WINNERS WILL RECEIVE A BRAND NEW CAR VALUED AT ABOUT 300 000 NKR (28000 POUNDS STERLING AND 43000 US DOLLARS) YOUR ENTRY MUST BE WITH US WITHIN 01.01.1990! NOW, GOOD LUCK TO YOU! YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY! SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN TO LOSE! WHY? SOME PEOPLE ASK! WELL, IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS ASKING JUST WHY, REMEMBER THIS: IF YOU ARE A FAILURE, YOU WOULD PROBABLY ASK WHY! IF YOU AREN'T A FAILURE, YOU WON'T BE CONCERNED WITH PROBLEMS LIKE THIS.... SOOO, IN THE FUTURE: DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS! WELL, YOU HAVE NOW REACHED THE END OF ANOTHER BORING SCROLLTEXT. AS YOU MIGHT HAVE FIGURED, I HAVE BEEN EXCEPTIONALLY BORING TODAY! OUT OF INSPIRATION ONE MIGHT SAY! THE BIG PARTY LAST NIGHT REALLY WAS TOUGH! BUT, I'LL BE BACK, MUCH MUCH STRONGER! LONG LIVE ACIIIIIIIID, ACID RULES! ARE YA WITH ME? C'MON NOW, GIMME A BEAT.... ONE, TWO - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR....... STILL NO BEAT! WELL, I SUGGEST YOU LISTEN TO '1989 - EI KULE' IT WAS A LITTLE THING ME AND TIME TRAVELLER SMASHED TOGETHER 30.12.89........ LET THAT SONG HESHRTHJTSF...! AND NOW, I'M PACKING MY BAG AND LEAVING............ AS ALWAYS, WE END THIS SCROLLER BY SAYING: VISUAL ARTS ER NOEN MAMMADALTER!!!! RESTARTING