aYO FREAKS!  WELCOME TO.....                     h    e GREATEST HITS    f  i                  g(PART 1)!!!                 bTHIS MUSIC DISKS INCLUDES SOME OF THE VERY BEST MUSICS COMPOSED ON AMIGA (SOUNDTRACKER)....     dSOME INSTRUCTIONS...      PUSH STICK UP AND DOWN TO SELECT TUNE, PRESS FIRE TO LOAD...     LEFT MOUSE BUTTON = FILTER ON/OFF...    RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON = PAUSE EVERYTHING...      OK, WHAT ABOUT SOME CREDITS?   OK, HERE THEY GO...   CODING BY THE BRUTAL MIND OF                    eh   BEAST        fi        c                   g               ALL GRAPHICS (CHARSET TOO) BY                   aBEAST          DESIGN & IDEAS BY BEAST        THE COMPOSERS OF THE MUSIC TUNES ARE SHOWN BELOW THE TITLE...   SCROLL WRITING BY BEAST, SKELETOR AND SLAUGHTER....         IF YOU'RE WONDERING ABOUT WHY I REMOVE THE NOTE-O-METER AND THE CHOOSE-TEXT, IT'S BECAUSE OF A SILLY BUG...  IF I DON'T REMOVE 'EM, THEY START FLICKERING WHEN LOADING...  d I THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF THE LOADER I USE (THE SYSTEM TRIES TO INSERT IT'S OWN COPPERLIST)...     c ON THE NEXT MUSIC DISK I WILL HAVE A NEW LOADER WHICH IS FASTER AND HANDLES THE LIBRARIES BETTER...   SOME SMART ASSES OF YOU MAY HAVE DISCOVERED ANOTHER BUG...    a THERE ARE SOME DISTURBINGS IN SOME OF THE TUNES (CLICK, SCHRRCCCH AND SO ON!)  I THINK THIS IS CAUSED BY THE SMART REPLAY BY SARGON (WHICH I USES)...  BUT I'M NOT SURE WETHER IT'S ME OR SARGON WHO HAVE CAUSED THE BUG....       OK, ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT!      I'M NOW GOING TO SCROLL UP MY ADDRESS...   YOU MAY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO BUY AN INTRO/DEMO, TALK SOME CODING BUSINESS OR SEEK MEMBERSHIP IN THE GLORIOUS     b... CULT ...  (ONLY IF YOUR RATHER GOOD AT CODING, GRAPHICS OR MUSIC!)...    OK, HERE IT IS...          B. STENSRUD     f                  g   FEJORDET       f               g N-2900 FAGERNES    f           g NORWAY......       CALL MY HOTLINE AT.....           (+47) 063 60967    f                                     c g    OK, NOW HERE'S A LIST OVER MY FAVOURITE  MUSICANS ON AMIGA....           ON THE TOP....   UNCLE TOM OF SCOOPEX (YEAH! GREAT GREAT TUNES!)...  2. FREDERIK MOTTE OF DRAGONS (I REALLY FANCY YOUR TYPE OF MUSIC!  HOPE TO GET MANY MORE!)...  3. WALKMAN OF IT (AT LEAST THE GREATEST MUSICAN IN NORWAY!)  4. DELTA X OF FRAXION (NEARLY AS GOOD AS WALKMAN...  YOUR TUNES ALLWAYS THRILLS ME!)  5. ROMEO KNIGHT OF RED SECTOR (GREAT TUNES WITH COOL EFFECTS!)   6. AND ON THE SIXTH PLACE I HAVE PUT OUR OWN...    TIMEWALKER!  (WHEN I HEARD THE FIRST TWO TUNES FROM YOU (THE TWO ON THIS DISK) I WAS COMPLETELY ASTONISHED!) KEEP UP YOUR GOOD WORK MAN!).......       OK, OK.....   THEN A LITTLE MESSAGE TO JIVE BUNNY!  I RECEIVED A COMPACKING FROM YOU SOME DAYS AGO... WHEN THE MENU APPROACHED I SAW SOMETHING! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SEND FUCKINGS TO ME (BEAST) (YOU MEANT ME OR WOT? ARE THERE SOME OTHER BEAST TOO?)...   IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY COMPACKINGS THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST COPY ONE OF YOUR SHITTY GAMES OVER IT!??!!   STOP YOUR CHILDTALK, OR BE DEAD!!!!!!   d   HMMMM.....   IT SEEMS LIKE I'VE EMTPIED MY BRAIN....  LET'S SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING IN SKELETOR'S BRAIN!  S K E L E T O O O R ! ! !  BRING YOUR BRAIN OVER HERE!  THAT'S NICE! NOW GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT!  ...........         WELL, AS BEAST HAS EMPTIED HIS BIRDIE BRAIN I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE OF MY VERY GOOD JOKES!!!!!     I HEAR YOU ALL SCREAM 'OH NO!!!!!', BUT I WILL TELL YOU TELL YOU THIS JOKE ANYWAY... (IF YOU HAVE A BAD HART YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE THE FOLLOWING MINUTES!!!!        aOK, HERE WE GO...     ONE AMERICAN, ONE PAKISTANIAN, AND ONE NORWEGIAN WAS ON A PLANE GOING SOMEWHERE (!!!???).   AFTER A WHILE THE YANKEE PICKED UP A HAMBURGER, AND STARTED EATING IT. AFTER EATING HALF OF IT HE THROWED THE REST OUT OF THE WINDOW!!  THE ONE FROM PAKISTAN THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS STRANGE, dSO HE ASKED THE YANKEE WHY HE DID IT...    THE YANKEE ANSWERED THAT IT WAS BECAUSE IN THE STATES THEY HAD A LOT OF HAMBURGERS, SO IT DIDN'T MATTER IF HE THREW IT OUT OF THE WINDOW OR NOT..  AFTER A WHILE THE MAN FROM PAKISTAN STARTED SMOKING CRACK!!!!   HE SMOKED HALF OF IT, AND THREW THE REST OUT OF THE WINDOW...   THE YANKEE THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS ANcEXPENSIVE HABBIT, AND HE ASKED THE ONE PAKISTAN WHY HE DID IT...   THE MAN FROM PAKISTAN ANSWERED THAT IN PAKISTAN THEY HAD A LOT OF CRACK SO IT DIDN'T MATTER IF HE THREW AWAY OR NOT...    THE NORWEGIAN HAD LISTENED TO ALL THIS CRAP, AND SUDDENLY HE THREW THE MAN FROM PAKISTAN OUT OF THE WINDOW... THE YANKEE COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE NORWEGIAN DID THIS, SO HE ASKED THE NORWEGIAN WHY HE DID SO...   THE NORWEGIAN ANSWERED THAT IN NORWAY THEY HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE FROM PAKISTAN SO IT DIDN'T MATTER IF HE THREW SOME OF THEM AWAY....   e  OK, OK, OK, IT WAS THE MOST BORING JOKE YOU'VE EVER HEARD, BUT WHO CARES, YOU READ IT DIDN'T YOU??? AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU WASTED YOUR TIME IN READING THE CRAP ANYWAY. IT WAS ME WHO WROTE IT...   (????)         b WELL, LOOK FORWARD FOR MORE GREAT CULT RELEASES, WITH MORE GREAT(?) JOKES FROM ME......    SKELETOR SIGNING OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF......  a OK, I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS SCROLL WRITING NOW, SO LET'S END THIS UP...  LOOK FORWARD FOR .....   GREATEST HITS PART 2 ! (HOPEFULLY RELEASED SOMETIME!).....    OK, IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE SWAPPERS, THEN CONTACT .... e    SLAUGHTER,             FEJORDET,          N-2900 FAGERNES,            NORWAY              OR              MAD/CULT,           ROGER KAMBEN,                N-2930 BAGN,          NORWAY..........          d SORRY IF YOU HAVE WAITED FOR THE GREETINGS, BUT NO TIME FOR THEM NOW!....   OK, BYE FREAKS!  .......................................                 e      

SARGON ALWAYS DOES IT !



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