cDbAdMeAfGgE bPRESENTS -e SOMETHING KALJUA JA GAAGNISTAb -       OR -e SOMETHING BALD AND BEAUTIFULb - IF YOU PREFER ENGLISH.       bCREDITS:    gCODEd,g DESIGNd,g FONTSd: e.g.e.g.e.g.e.g.e.g.e.g.e DOZIG        gLOGOd: e.g.e.g.e.g.e.g.e.g.e.g.e DECOR8       gMUSICd: e.g.e.g.e.g.e.g.e.g.e.g.e ZANDAX              bAND THIS WAS RELEASED 7.6.9652 (PREIMP)            bYOU MAY CONTACT gDOZIGb FOR EXTREMELY FRIENDLY SWAPPING AND NALKAVUODEN PITUISTEN KIRJEDEN TAKIA VIA MAIL ON FOLLOWING ADDRESS:     c<<<f DOZIG / DAMAGE c>>>                bTOMI KYLLONEN                     JL 343 KUIVALA                        88930 LENTIIRA                             FIhNLbAND                        MORE SERIUS SWAPPERS MAY CONTACT c<<<f ALLAH / DAMAGE c>>>b              TYVITIE 5               90800 OULU                FIhNLbAND                AND FINALLY THE MUSICIANS CAN TAKE TOUCH TO c<<<f ZANDAX / DAMAGE c>>>b                MIKA fLAMcBfERcG                bKYPARATIE 31-33 A 10                40630 JYVASKYLA                FIhNLbAND                hBY OMANKADENOIKEUS I TAKE THE PRIVILEGE TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO SAY HELLOS TO MY FRIENDS, SO eALLAHh'S b(SUFFER, YOU SWAPPER BASTARD! :-)h FRIENDS HAVE TO WAIT A BIT... eBUT HERE WE GO:                   b- fDOZIG GREETINGS SEQUENCE b-        cTHE FOLLOWING LIST eISc ABSOLUTELY IN ORDER! (BEGINNING FROM THE BEST MATE O MINE)       fGENOCIDE h(dINTRUDERh)b JAG GILLAR MYCKET OM DINA LETTERS. KIRJAIMELLISESTI!      fPRIME h(dFASHION DESIGNh)b HALLO ANDREAS, MY FAVOURITE MATE!! HAVE YOU FOUND THE TEAM YET?      fABSOLUTE!h (dHAZELh)b YO, MY HUNGARIAN MATE!!! IT'S A PITY THAT THE CALL GOT DISCONNECTED. MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME...      fSARACENh (dCONNECTIONh)b SPACE MASTER RULES FROM NOW TO ETERNITY!! COOL LETTERS, PAL!!      fCOMPLEXh (dHYDEh)b ARMYSUXXTRO!      fIRISh (dRANDELh)b OH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY FOR THIS GIGANTIC DELAY. ARE YOU MAD AT ME? :-)      fLEGEND h(dSENTINELh)b FINLANDIA RULES! ETTAS TIEDAT. BTW, SINUN PACKISI HAISEE :)      fSYMBIOSISh (dRWEh)b PARTY TIME CLOSING...      fWHAT EVER IT IS h(dDR.DORKNESSh)b PERKELE!!! NYT KYLLA SINUNKIN SMURFFISI KUSEVAT METANOLIA!! KIRJETTA GANZALLE!!!      fHEADWAYh (dDYLANCEh)b FOOTBALL RLZ!! KICK ME WITH A LETTER       dTINTb SINA SE ET KIRJOITA PITKIA KIRJEITA VAIKKA QOLEMA TULISI... NO, EI VAKISELLA. KIRJOITELLAAN TAAS!      fLEGEND h(dSTATIK-Dh)b VOI SINUA SAIRASTA IHMISTA!! KEEP ON ROCKING!!!       fEQUINOX h(dELFINh)b HELLO DUDE! SEND SOON!            fCADAVER h(dTRAUMAh)b SPEED-METAL RULES, OK!!!      dKRISb YOU TURKISH BASTARD!! A REPLY WOULN'T DO ANY HARM!      fD-29 h(dQUEDOh)b ARE YOU DEAD OR SOMETHING?            fX-TRADE h(dMEDDLERh)b HEI MIES!! VIELAKO SULLA POTKII TAYSILLA? KIRJOITTELEPAS, JOS ET OLE JOINANNUT THE DEADIIN      fUTOPIAh (dHAWKh)b VETAAKO TEILLA SIELLA SAARILLA?? KIRJEKUORET TUNTUVAT AINAKIN KATOILEVAN...      fX-TRADEh (dSLAMh)b SEND SOON, SO YOU WON'T BE cX-TRADERb :)  AM I A FUNNY FELLAH OR WHAT?     fIMPACT!h (dGOOZERh)b SOMMARTIDEN HEJ HEJ, SOMMARTIDEN...      fDIFFUSIONh (dWIZAh)b VARO, ETTEI TOKKAA PAATTI KARILLE! HAPPY SUMMER!           eAND OF COURSE THE BEST REGARDS TO ALL THE PARTY-ANIMALS WHO HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO BE A MEMBER OF THIS FUNKY BUNCH CALLED fDAMAGE                         bAND NOW THE ANTICIPATED e- fALLAH'S GREETS e-          dARCHIBALD cOF fABSOLUTEb,  dFESTER cOF fABSOLUTEb,  dJOHN PEEL cOF fANGELSb,  dCHEAD cOF fCAPITALb,  dMANIAC cOF fCHROMEb,  dKICKMAN cOF fCENTURAb,  dDHM cOF fCOMPLEXb,  dMIC dAIR cOF fCOMPLEXb,  dCROWN cOF fCRYPTOBURNERSb,  dBLITZER cOF fDECADEb,  dBOMBSQUAD cOF fDEVILSb,  dCRASH! cOF fDUAL CREW & SHININGb,  dDARKY cOF fEQUINOXb,  dLOBO cOF fGENETICb,  dTHE TRENDY DEALER cOF fHEADWAYb,  dDREAM-EVIL & PINHEAD cOF fHELLRAISERb,  dDARK cOF fJETSETb,  dCASKET cOF fLEGENDb,  dSAN MIGUEL cOF fLEGENDb,  dPRIDE cOF fLEMON. b,  dZINKO cOF fMAJIC 12b,  dSTORM cOF fMOVEMENTb,  dLEGEND cOF fPARALLAX DESIGNS OF SCOOPEXb,  dREPTILIUM cOF fSKENGEb,  dYOLK cOF fSONICb,  dBROSS cOF fTHE SPECIAL BROTHERS (TSB)b,  dB00MERb,  eDR.DARKNESSb,  fDR DOSb,  gHYDRAb,  hINQUISITORb,   dJEREMYb,  eNIMRODb,  fPREDATORb,  gREBELb,  hSAN MIGUELb,  dTALBOTb,  eTTTb            bBUT THIS ISN'T ENOUGH OF ALLAH! HERE HE COMES! (fTO WRITE SOME TEXT! YOU PERVERT BASTARDS...)b        ROCK N' ROLL REVOLUTION!!!!  YEAH, IT'S THE MIGHTY GOD WRITING SOME LINES FOR THIS YET ANOTHER DAMAGE PRODUCTION.  JUST IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, IT'S ALLAH WHO IS ON THE KEYZ!  OK, I'M GONNA BEGIN BY WRITING SOME HELLOS TO MY CONTACTS AROUND THIS DECAYING WORLD..  SO HERE WE FUCKIN' GO!!!     SOME INDEPENDENTS FIRST..          DR.DARKNESS - ARE YOU PISSED OFF COZ YOU'RE FATHER GETS MORE PUSSY THAN YOU? HEHEH..  FIND A CREW AND SCREW YOUR BOARD BACK ON TRACK AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!  24OO REALLY IS COOL, OR WHATCYA THINK? HEHEH.  WELL, I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT TOO MANY DUDES GET KICKED BECAUSE WRITING TOO MUCH FUCK OFF-MESSAGES IN BOARDS.. HEHE, SAD.. BUT SHIT HAPPENS, AS YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED QUITE MANY TIMES.. HEAOEHAO..  BETTER QUIT THIS BEFORE YOU GET REALLY PISSED OFF, COZ I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE LIVING AFTER DA ASSEMBLY '93. HEH?          BOOMER - YOU ARE THE GOD (AFTER ME)!!  IF YOU CAN'T GET TO UNREAL THEN THEY REALLY STINK!  YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED ASCII-ARTISTS AROUND THE GLOBE THESE DAYS!  KEEP ON THE MARVELOUS WORK!          JEREMY - YOU ARE GOING THE RIGHT WAY!  JUST GO ON AND START RUNNING THE SECOND AMIX-HST-24H-BOARD IN OULU!  THERE SURE IS ROOM FOR FEW MORE BOARDS AROUND HERE..          TALBOT - FIND A GROUP WILL YOU?  BUT THEN AGAIN, WHO NEEDS A GROUP ANYWAY? HEH.  PRXDSCX WAS COOL, BUT MAYBE YOU'LL FIND A COOLER ONE SOMEDAY!  DON'T GIVE UP THE HOPE!!          AND THEN SOME DUDES WITH A GROUP..          ARCHIBALD & FESTER OF ABSOLUTE! - WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!  HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR A QUITE AWHILE..  AND IN SLEDGE HAMMER ISSUE 11 (IF I REMEMBER RIGHT..) YOU SENT GREETINGS TO ALLAH OF DARKDEVILS!!  GEE..  I REALLY HOPE THAT THERE ISN'T ANOTHER DUDE WITH A SAME HANDLE!  AND IN THE SAME INTRO YOU SENT GREETS TO MICROLITE OF DAMAGE..  WELL, JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW, WE NO LONGER HAVE ANY FOREIGIN MEMBERS AS FAR AS I KNOW..  SO WRITE TO ME SOMEDAY, AAAALLRIGHT?          JOHN PEEL OF ANGELS - BOY!  YOU SURE ARE SENDING QUITE NEW STUFF.  MAKES IT REALLY HARD TO ME TO SEND YOU SOME STUFF YOU DON'T HAVE!  BUT I SURE MANAGED THIS TIME, I HOPE!!  KEEP IT COMMING, AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL ME THOSE FTP-SITE ADDRESSES!!          CHEAD OF CAPITAL - GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN!  IT SURE WAS ONE OF THE LONGEST DELAYS I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED!  PARENTS REALLY STINK OR WHATCYA THINK? HEH..          KICKMAN OF CENTURA - HOW ARE THE THINGS IN TURKEY?  HOPE IT'S WARMER THAN HERE, HEHEH.  SEND MORE PHOTOS OF YOU, OR MAYBE NOT.. HEH..     CROWN OF CRYPTOBURNERS - REGGAE RASTAMUFFIN' RAP FUNK DUDE-RULES!!!  GEEZ YOU'RE CRAZY!  WE *MUST* MEET AT THE ASSEMBLY '93 OR I'LL BLOW YOU'RE FUCKIN' HEAD OFF!!  WELL, MAYBE NOT COZ MY LIFE WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU!  STAY COOL!          BLITZER OF DECADE? - YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVOURITES!  YOU ARE ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO THINK LIKE I DO, AND WHAT COULD BE BETTER! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CHANGE YOU'RE OPINIONS!!!          CRASH! OF DUAL CREW AND SHINING - NO SANE PERSON CAN WRITE THAT KINDA MESSAGES AS YOU DO!  THERE ARE TWO EXPLANATIONS TO THIS.. YOU ARE.. A) A COMPLETELY INSANE AND MANIAC PERSON WITH DISPROPORTIONATELY SMALL BRAINS OR B) DR.DARKNESS IS BAD INFLUENCE FOR YOU..  I THINK THAT IT'S THE A).. HEH..  WELL, SEE YA AT THE ASEBYLLY, I HOPE..  OR RATHER I AFRAID..          DARK OF JETSET - NICE STUFF, VERY SHORT LETTERS.  HAVE YOU EVER WRITTEN MORE THAN 20 WORDS IN A LETTER? HEH.  GUESS NOT.  TRY TO AMAZE ME WITH SOME EXTRALINES SOMEDAY, ALLRIGHT?          CASKET OF LEGEND - HAS ANYBODY EVER TOLF YOU THAT YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE BIT WEIRD?  WELL, YOU AREN'T, SO DON'T CARE ABOUT EM'!  JUST KEEP SENDING THOSE WEIRD LETTERS AND THINGS WILL BE JUST COOL!          PRIDE OF LEMON. - SNIFF..  SO YOU CONSIDER ME AS A REGULAR CONTACT WHO DOESN'T MEAN ALMOST ANYTHING TO YOU AT ALL (I GOT THAT KINDA PICTURE FROM YOU'RE INTERVIEW IN BALANCE'S MAGBOX ISSUE 5)..  WELL, I'D LIKE TO CHANGE THAT!  SO HOW ABOUT WRITING SOME LONG LETTERS AND SO ON IN THE FUTURE, OR?          ZINKO OF MAJIC 12 - WHAT A LUCKY GUY..  I'D SURE LIKE TO HAVE AN A1200 TOO, BUT WHEN YOU'RE POOR YOU'RE POOR..  SAD BUT TRUE..  BUT DON'T FORGET TO SEND SOMETHING ONCE IN A WHILE WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING WITH THOSE STUNNING AGA-GRAPHICS, HEH.  AND SOME UPDATE!!!  I RECEIVED YOUR LATEST SENDING TODAY AND IT WAS FABULOUS!  LONG LETTER, SOME COOL CRAP AND SO ON!!  GREAT!  BUT DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IT'S FORBIDEN TO SEND EXPOLSIVES VIA MAIL?  HEH, SOMEONE MIGHT GET HURT!!  DIDN'T YOU THINK ABOUT THAT AT ALL!!  THE CARROT-SEEDS WERE NICE, I ATE EM' ALL!!!    ..N000T..          LEGEND OF PARALLAX-DESIGNS OF SCOOPEX - YOU LAZY BASTARD!  TRY TO MOVE YOU'RE ASS TO THE CLOSEST POST-OFFICE SOMEDAY AND MAIL ME A LETTER SO THAT I COULD KNOW THAT YOU ARE STILL WITH US MORTAL SOULS..  AND BEWARE, IF YOU WON'T RETURN YOLK'S SAMPLER, HE MIGHT KICK YER ASS AT THE ASSEMBLY '93. HEHEH.  WELL, LOOKIN' FORWARD TO MEET YOU AGAIN AND SO ON..  BTW, DO YOU STILL REMEMBER THE DEAL 'BOUT THE LYNX GAMES???          YOLK OF SONIC - YEH.  THE LAST, BUT ABSOLUTELY NOT THE LEAST!!  YOU ARE STILL THE BEST!  WHAT A LUCKY GUY I AM.  I HAVE A CONTACT WHO WASTES HIS MONEY ON PHONECALLS AND WRITES LONG LETTERS AND SO ON AND SO ON.  AND OF COURSE HE IS THE MIGHTY MIKKO KARVONEN, WHO IS ALSO KNOWN AS YOLK OF SONIC.  THANX DUDE.  I HAD TO MENTION YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO YOU.  I LOVE YOU, MY LIFE WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.       HAEOHAOEAHEAO.  HOPE YOU DIDN'T TAKE THAT TOO SERIOUSLY!  HEHEH.  OK, TAKE CARE MATE!!               ...AND THAT'S REALLY IT FROM THE SECTION OF HILLOS AND HELLOS.  NOW TO SOMETHING ELSE..     THEN AGAIN, WHAT'S THE POINT..  I'VE SAID WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.  THAT'S ALL THERE NEED TO BE SAID.  NO NEED FOR BULLSHIT.  SO..  I'LL LEAVE YOU ALL JUST BY SAYING..     BYE, AND HAVE A GOOD ONE... . ..        .ALLAH.                                                fWhReAdP