This is the bootloader for Deadly Jammin II, so please do not treat this like a virus... Coded by Drucer (C) Copyright 1989 DeathStar Deadly Jammin II Coded by Drucer HERE'S THE FULL DOCUMENTATION OF ALL FEATURES FOUND IN THIS MUSICDISK. FIRST SOME INFO ABOUT THE DEMOMODE (MENU HASN'T BEEN ACTIVATED).... HELP - TURN MENU ON CURSOR-KEYS LEFT AND RIGHT - SET SCROLL-SPEED TO DESIRED LEVEL NUMERIC KEYPAD COMMANDS: '7' INCREASES XY ROTATION - '8' STOPS XY ROTATION - '9' DECREASES XY ROTATION - '4','5','6' INC,STOP,DEC ZY ROTATION - '1','2','3' INC,STOP,DEC XZ ROTATION PRESS 'I' TO GET THIS INFOTEXT... USE F1-F5 FOR DIFFERENT VECTOROBJECTS... AND PRESS SPACE TO STOP THE SCROLLER... AND NOW INFO ABOUT THE KEYCOMMANDS IN MENUMODE.... HELP - RETURN TO DEMOMODE CURSOR-KEYS UP'N'DOWN - SELECT TUNES CURSOR-KEYS LEFT'N'RIGHT - SET SCROLL SPEED RETURN - LOAD SELECTED MUSIC NOW RETURNING FROM THIS EXCEPTION TO THE 'I'NTERRUPTED SCROLLTEXT.... PS. TRY LEFT AND RIGHT MOUSEBUTTONS KNOCK, KNOCK! ALTHOUGH WE DON'T DO MUCH (D.I.C.K. 3), DEATHSTAR IS PROUD TO PRESENT THE MUSICDISK CALLED 'DEADLY JAMMIN II'... FOR SOME INFO, TRY TO FIND THE 'I'-KEY FROM YOUR KEYBOARD AND PRESS IT! BEFORE THE REAL SCROLL-TEXT BEGINS, HERE ARE THE CREDITS OF THIS DEMO BRIEFLY... ALL CODING BY DRUCER, LOGO BY WILLOW, FUTURISTIC CITY-VIEW BY OVERLORD, FONT BY WILLOW AND OVERLORD AND MUSICS BY JASON, UNKNOWN ARTIST AND WATCHMAN... AND THIS TEXT APPEARS TO YOU IN THE ORDER IT WAS TYPED INTO THE MEMORY BY DRUCER. HERE COMES AN INFORMATIVE BLOCK OF TEXT... ALL RIGHTS OF THE PRODUCER RESERVED. UNAUTHORIZED SELLING, HIRING, LENDING AND BROADCASTING OF THIS MUSICDISK PROHIBITED. WE'LL FINALLY START TO RELEASE OUR DISK-MAGAZINE AND IT'LL BE A GREAT ONE: IT'LL CONTAIN ATLEAST 31! LANGUAGES AND 3! PATTERNS OF DRUM-MUSIC! IT'LL ALSO INCLUDE A BASS-REFLEX-SPEAKER-SYSTEM THAT CAN BE PURCHASED FROM OUR HQ BY MODEM. THE ONLY THING WE NOW NEED IS 5.1 COOL GUYS TO WRITE SOME ARTICLES... SO IF YOU'RE INTERESTED TO BECOME AN EDITOR OF THE FUNKYEST MAGAZINE ON A COMPUTER, JUST WRITE TO US (ADDRESS COMING LATER) AND YOU'LL GET INFO HOW TO WRITE THE TEXTS.. (WE'LL ALSO ACCEPT A WHOLE GROUP TO JOIN THE MAGAZINE-CREW) THE FIRST REAL NUMBER WILL HOPEFULLY BE RELEASED BEFORE THE SECOND... NOW, HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS DEMO??? I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, 'CAUSE THIS DEMO IS THE MOST RADICAL ONE AT THE MOMENT. (IT'S ALSO THE MOST RADIOACTIVE, BUT DON'T WORRY, YOUR HANDS WON'T DROP UNTILL YOU'VE READ THE WHOLE SCROLL....) DO YOU WONDER WHAT HAS INSPIRATED ME TO DRAW SUCH VECTOR-OBJECTS THAT ARE FOUND IN THIS DEMO??? WELL, I THINK THE PURPOSE OF THE DEATHSTAR-LOGO IS SELF-EVIDENT, BUT HERE ARE SOME THINGS ABOUT THE OTHER OBJECTS... THE DIAMOND-THING WAS THE SECOND THING I DREW WITH MY VECTOR-MATHS AND WAS DRAWN JUST 'CAUSE I HAD NO BETTER IDEA TO DRAW. THE THIRD OBJECT, THE STONE-LOGO, SHOULD BE KNOWN TO ALL THOSE OF YOU, WHO READ MY SCROLLER FROM MY 'HAM MAGIC'-DEMO, BUT LETS REPEAT: STONE IS AT THE MOMENT MY FAVOURITE BAND AND THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN IT. THEN THERE'S THE SIMPLE SPACE-SHIP... IT WAS DRAWN JUST BECAUSE ALMOST ALL OTHER VECTOR-DEMOS ALSO HAVE A SPACE-SHIP AND SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD MAKE ONE MYSELF. THE FIFTH OBJECT IS THE SYMBOL OF THE RADICALISM OF THIS DEMO. (AT THIS POINT I HAVE TO POINT OUT THAT I MYSELF AM NOT KEEN TO THE MESSAGE WHICH THIS SYMBOL REPRESENTS, BUT WHO CARES, THERE IT IS...) THE LAST OBJECTS ARE SECRET, SO IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT THEIR PURPOSE, TRY TO HACK OUT THE SECRET KEYCODES... HAHAHA! JUST KIDDIN'.... THIS EVENING THERE CAME AGAIN MY FAVOURITE SERIE FROM THE TV. AND THAT WAS OFCOURSE - SLEDGE HAMMER - !!! I JUST LOVE THE STYLE HOW THAT LUNATIC SLEDGE HANDLES THE MATTERS (KUMIPAA PUHUUKIN NIIN HASSUSTI...) NOW I HAVE TO TELL YA ABOUT BRAINCOVER... IT'S A SIMPLE DEVICE THAT COVERS YOUR BRAIN AND SOMEONE CALLS IT 'HEAD'. THE PURPOSE THIS DEVICE IS YET UNKNOWN, BUT IT'S FUNNY HOW DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAVE SO DIFFERENT BRAINCOVERS. AND FOR EXAMPLE THE 3 FEET TALL LAPLANDERS HAVE GOT SOME REALLY UGLY ONES... BY THE WAY, WE'VE BEEN THINKING THAT WE SHOULD TAKE US A NICE MOTTO LIKE ALMOST ALL OTHER GROUPS HAVE, BUT IT'S REALLY HARD TO THINK OUT ANYTHING BRAINLESS ENOUGH... SO FEW GOOD ONES MIGHT BE: 'DEATHSTAR - WE EAT NORTHSTARS FOR SUPPER (MJAM!)' OR 'DEATHSTAR - YOUR GRANMA GETS IT!' OR 'DEATHSTAR - COMPETITION IS GONE!' BUT IT'S HARD TO DECIDE, WHICH ONE IS THE BEST... YA KNOW, SINCE THE DEADLY JAMMIN I WAS RELEASED, THERE'S HAPPENED A LOT, BUT WHO CARES? WE'RE STILL THE NO 1 IN CREATING DEADLY JAMMIN'S (LOOK OUT FOR THE PART III, IT'LL BE RELEASED IN FEW YEARS...) HEY, PENIS-CREW! YOUR COUNTRY-CHARTS SUCK! FREEDOM FORCE'S MAJORITY DOESN'T LIVE IN FINLAND, BUT IN AUSTRALIA! (ALSO, WE HAVE THIS FAR DONE EIGHT (8) CRACKS (AND FEW TRAINERS), SO FF CAN FUCK THEIR ONE (1)!) NO, EIPA SE MITAAN... ANYWAY I HAVE TO SAY THAT P.E.N.I.S IS (IN MY OPINION) THE BEST MAG AT THE MOMENT, SO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, GUYS! (BUT BEWARE: OUR MAG WILL BREAK ALL RECORDS WITH SEVEN PAGES AND TALA-SVENSKA-OPTION IN THE PAL-AREA...) NOW COMING UP THE QUONTATION OF THE MONTH... THIS IS AN OLD D.R.I TUNE 'VIOLENT PACIFICATION'... ' WE'LL FORCE YOU TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER KILL YOU BEFORE YOU KILL EACH OTHER ' THAT WAS FOR ALL THOSE IDIOTS, WHO CLAIM TO BE RULERS... NICKNAMES GO TO HELL... CALL ME KALEVI... NOOO, JUST WAIT... THAT WAS A FAILURE... FINLANDS EX-PRESIDENT REAGAN WAS CALLED URHO, BUT MY NAME ISN'T GONNA BE MENTIONED HERE... (GET 'HAM MAGIC' FOR IT!) AT THE PRESENT OVER 50 PERCENT FROM OUR 17 MEMBERS ARE (DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY) WORKING FOR GAMES, SO THAT MAKES US THE GAMEFORCE NO 1 IN FINLAND. NOW YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND HOPE THAT WE'LL GET OUR GAMES DONE... ALSO NOTEABLE: WE'LL START THE FIRST REAL PIRATE-BBS (4-303555 BAUD) IN FINLAND IN THE AUTUMM, SO WATCH OUT AND BE SUPRISED... TODAY I HEARD ONE REALLY FUNNY THING... THOUGH OUR MOUSE-SELECTOR-MENU SHOULD BE THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD TO USE, IT'S STILL MUCH TOO COMPLEX FOR SOME COMPLEX-MEMBERS... THEY NEED ATLEAST TWO GUYS TO USE IT, 'CAUSE ONE MUST KEEP THE MOUSE ON PLACE WHILE THE OTHER PUSHES THE BUTTON... HAHAHA! IT SEEMS THAT EVEN OUR MOUSE-READ ROUTINE IS TOO FAST FOR THESE FREAKS! CURRENT TEXT LENGHT: 5005 PLUSMINUS 714 BYTES AND BECAUSE I MUST TRY TO COVER ATLEAST ONE TUNE WITH THIS TEXT, I HAVE TO WRITE ATLEAST 2000 BYTES MORE... SO YOU STILL HAVE TO TAKE A FEW LINES BULLSHIT BEFORE I'LL TYPE OUR CONTACT-THINGS... MIGUEIL GORBYSOFT AND THE SUICIDAL NORMINCIES ARE STILL GOING STRONG AND THAT'S GOOD. APOL NEEDS SOME DARK LIGHT TO SULKY WITH FELLAS, BUT DOCTOR WATCHES SUM UNKNOWN GLORY... JARVINEN ON HYVA SUKSI, MUTTA MILLOINKAHAN SIITA TULEE SATULA??? (HI TO MINNA!) NO JOO, JUST JOGGIN'... YEP! (JEPULIS..) D'YA KNOW WHAT I HATE MOST IN THE DEMOS THESE DAYS?? WELL, IT'S ALL THOSE DEADLY BORING START-UP ACTIVITIES THAT ARE IN EVERY DEMO... I COULD UNDERSTAND IT IF THE DEMO WOULD INCLUDE SOMETHING ORIGINAL, WHICH THE PROGRAMMER WANTS TO KEEP AS A SECRET FOR A WHILE, BUT WHEN EVERY FUCKING-NORMAL DEMO WAITS YEARS 'FORE ACTIVATING ALL THE ROUTINES, I THINK THE CODER IS HEAVY IN THE WOODWAY... THIS FAR THAT GOOD, GOING WELL, FEELING ILL... (THAT WAS PURE ME!) HALUAN NACATA LADAN LAHTEEN... NEHEHEHHUAOHOOOO! AND HERE'S OUR MEMBERLIST (IN SIMPLY D-R,U-C,E-R ORDER...): APOL % DARK LIGHT % DOCTOR DMA % DRUCER % GLORYBOY % HACKMAN % JASON % LOU LOU BECANE % MIGUEL % OVERLORD % SMITHSON % SUICIDE % SULKY FELLOW % UNKNOWN ARTIST % VIZ % WATCHMAN AND FINALLY WILLOW... LOU LOU (HI YA, MAN!) LIVES IN FRANCE, ALL OTHERS LIVE IN FINLAND... S L O W T H E T E X T DOWN! 'COZ NOW IS COMING UP OUR CONTACT ADDRESS, AND STUFF LIKE THAT... SO, ALL NEW CONTACTS, ACID-FREAKENZIES, ETC. SHOULD WRITE TO DEATHSTAR HQ: ORAVANTIE 21 35100 ORIVESI FINLAND AND NOW... THE MOST AWAITED THING... MY (DRUCER) PHONENUMBER... CALL ME UP IF YOU WANT TO TELL THE LATEST THINGS FOR OUR MAGAZINE OR IF YOU JUST WANT TO PERFORM A NICE MONOLOGUE... THE NUMBER IS: 358-31-761369 CALL BETWEEN 18.00 AND 22.00 FINNISH TIME, THANKS! NOW BUBBLING OUT TO YOU ANOTHER, TOTALLY INDEPENDENT SCROLLTEXT... IN THIS SCROLLTEXT WE'LL HAVE SOME DEEP THOUGHTS ABOUT ANYTHING... I THINK ATOM IS GREAT AND COOL CODER AND HE IS SO FA... SHIT! LET'S KILL THAT SUCKER! I JUST HATE PISSHEADS WHO PRAISE THEMSELVES.... WELL, MAYBE EVEN ATOM WILL SOMEDAY REALIZE THAT IF HE'S GOOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO TELL IT ALLWAYS 'CAUSE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT BY WATCHING HIS DEMOS... SILENCE HAS TAKEN OVER MY ROOM... IT'S NIGHT, THE CLOCK IS SOON GONNA TICK TACK (OR BLING BLONG) TWELVE TIMES... I'M WAITING FOR THE DAWN TO CRACK 'XENON II'... BUT I THINK IT WON'T DO THAT... SO I HAVE TO PLAY YET ANOTHER TIME THAT OLD 'HYBRIS'... BECAUSE YOU'VE THIS FAR SURVIVED WITH MY TEXTS, I THINK I NOW HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FINAL STRIKE SO THAT YOU'LL DROP DEAD TO THE FLOOR NEAR TO YOUR LIVING DEAD 64. SO HERE ARE OUR GREETINGS... (THIS TIME ONLY TO OUR CONTACTS, NO FRIENDS NOR FOES!) DEATHSTAR ROLLS THE BEST REGARDS TO: ALCATRAZ % AVENGER % BEASTIE BOYS % BLACK MONKS % BORN TO WIN % DOUBLE DENSITY CREW % PIRANHAS-ACES % POWERSLAVES (NOT LAARDI-ZAN!) % QUARTEX % SCT WARRIORS % THE ACCUMULATORS % THE BAND % THE JUNGLE COMMAND % THE WIZARDS INC % THREAT % TRILOGY % TRISTAR % VISION FACTORY AND SPECIAL GREETINX BREAK OUT TO: ALPHA FLIGHT % AMIGA INDUSTRIES-FREEDOM FORCE % AXENON % BAMIGA SECTOR ONE % BLASTERS INC. % BRAINSTORMERS % CASCADE % CKC CANADA % COSMOS % CPU % CRITTERS % CRUSH LTD % DAVE AND CHRISTINE % DIGITECH % EPSILON % ESCAPE % FAIRLIGHT % HURRICANE % IPEC ELITE % IT % JOY % KEFRENS % MADONNA ASSOCIATION % PARANOIMIA % PHENOMENA % PHOENIX % PUBLIC SECTOR AND GAME-FORCE % QUICKSILVER % SARGON % SCOOPEX % SETROX % SUBWAY-THE DREAM TEAM % SUNRIDERS % THE LAWBREAKERS % THE SILENTS-NORTH STAR OK. NOW YOU'VE HAD CREDITS, GREETS, BULLSHIT, INFO, ETC. SO I THINK IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TILL OUR NEXT DEMO... SIGNED IN JULY 1989 BY DRUCER e e