DESASTER AREA PRESENTS TO YOU THE FUTUREWRITER VI.0!! YOU BETTER READ TO THE END OF THIS SCROLLER, BECAUSE THERE WILL TURN UP SOME RATHER GREAT THINGS AS > DRUNKEN SCROLLTEXTS OR ALL THE TRUTH ABOUT GIRLS ETC. ETC. YOU CAN CONTROL THE SCROLLSPEED WITH THE CURSORKEYS LEFT/RIGHT... FIRST OF ALL AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE >>>>  THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE CLAIMING TO BE IN DESASTER AREA!!! IF YOU KNOW ONE OF THEM, WRITE TO ME AND I WILL TELL YOU WHETHER THIS GUY IS IN OUR GROUP OR NOT. SO SUCKERS, CHANGE YOUR NAME IF YOU CALL YOURSELF DESASTER AREA! ... MEMBERS ARE AT THE MOMENT...PRINCEPS, KNIGHT, DARK SHADOW, REX, HIGH JINX, METAL MANIAC, SECRET SCIENCE AND SOON OUR SPECIAL GUEST STAR...IRONHAWK!! I HATE SUCH THINGS AS DOUBLE NAMES BUT I HAD TO GET RID OF IT, SO NOW OVER TO SOMETHING MERRIER ... THE SECRET SCIENCE IS TYPING WHO IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WHOLE DISK. I WAS FED UP OF ALL THOSE BAD LETTERWRITERS ON THE AMIGA THAT CONTAINED EITHER NO MUSIC OR A 300 PAGE LONG INSTRUCTION FILE WRITTEN IN NORTH POLEISH OR WHAT EVER. SO THIS IS THE FINAL SOLUTION. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DO! I REALLY MISSED THE GOOD OLD FUTUREWRITER ON THE 64 OR THE SUPERWRITER PLUS. I LOVED THESE PROGRAMS AND I HAVE WRITTEN LOTS OF SILLY LETTERS ON THE 64 TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND IT REALLY WAS SO FUNNY TO READ THE REACTIONS, SO I HOPE THIS WILL BE ANOTHER STEP BACK TO FRIENDSHIP FOR THE WHOLE SCENE. AND ANOTHER THING ARE THE VERY OFTEN MISSING INSTRUCTIONS FOR GAMES. IF THEY ARE SHORT, YOU CAN PUT A LITTLE DOX LETTER ON THE GAME DISK AND THOUSANDS OF OTHER FANATIC COMPUTER FREAX WILL HAVE AN EASIER LIFE!    THE NICE FAIRLIGHT INTRO INSPIRED ME TO CREATE ANOTHER 64 LIKE INTRO, SO I DECIDED TO TAKE THIS DYNAMIC DUO SCREEN. THE MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO IS TAKEN FROM THE > AGAINST ALL ODDS DEMO BY ARMADA....WELL, LET US DROP SOME GREETINGS BEFORE MY CONTACTS GET ANGRY AT ME... THE LIST WILL NOT BE LONG DUE TO MY VERY FEW CONTACTS... HERE WE GO... HELLO TO DR.SKID/ADDONIC > THANX FOR THE MUSICREPLAYERS!! /// BIRDY/DISASTER AREA > ALWAYS COOL SENDINGS, PAL!! /// MOMO/S.O.D. > YOUR NICKNAME FITS SO WONDERFUL TO THE GROUPNAME... HAR, HAR ...BUT NICE SENDINGS RECENTLY /// SKEZ ONE/COAST I990 /// LEGEND OF DOOM/VIRE 33 > YOUR LAST SENDING WAS GREAT, KEEP ON SENDING THAT STUFF!! /// POSEIDON/CELESTE > YYOOHHO GREGOR, COOL GROUP AND STUFF /// PAULY/MANTRONIX /// THE FLY/BRAINSTORM > COOL DEMOCOLLECTIONS RECENTLY /// AL CAPONE/ZEUS > YOU ARE ONE OF MY LATEST SWAPPARTNERS, GOOD STUFF ... I THINK, I HAVE FORGOTTEN A LOT OF OTHER CONTACTS, SO PLEASE WRITE IT TO ME NEXT TIME AND I WILL MENTION YOU IN FUTURE ... ! NOW I ALSO HAVE TO SEND SOME THANX TO CHESTER OF BRAINSTORM FOR ALWAYS SENDING ME ALL THOSE ZINE ISSUES. AND A LITTLE, LITTLE BIT GREETING GOES ALSO TO MY DEAR IRONHAWK/REFLEX WHO STILL CLAIMS  N O T  TO BE IN DESASTER AREA, BUT THAT WILL CHANGE  V E R Y   S O O N !!! >> ISNT IT, IRONHAWK!! ANOTHER THING > IF YOU WANT TO SWAP WITH ME > ESPECIALLY SCANDINAVIANS ARE WANTED, THEN WRITE TO THE SAME ADDRESS AS IN THE FUTUREWRITER ITSELF. BUT PLEASE ONLY ELITE GUYS... BY THE WAY, IT IS MY GRANNYS ADDRESS!! HAR, HAR... THE COPS WILL HAVE A HARD JOB TO GET MY GRANNY TELLING THEM EVERYTHING ABOUT CRACKING GAMES, HOW TO MODEMTRADE WITHOUT PAYING ANYTHING ... ETC. ETC. BUT WHO CARES, I TOLD MY GRANNY NOT TO TELL THEM ANYTHING...HAR, HAR... CHANGE OF SUBJECT, THIS IS TOO STUPID TO WRITE MORE ABOUT IT... YOP, I PROMISED A DRUNKEN SCROLLTEXT, WELL, I KNOW THE BEGINNING OF THIS TEXT SOUNDED DRUNKEN AS WELL, BUT HERE IT COMES... THE FOLLOWING TEXT WAS WRITTEN ON A SATURDAY EVENING BY IRONHAWK AND ME > THE ALMIGHTY SECRET SCIENCE, AFTER WE HAD JOINED 2 > TWO! SAUFPADDYS NEAR OUR HOMETOWN. SO YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT WE HAD BIG PROBLEMS TO DRIVE TO IRONHAWKS PLACE WHERE WE DECIDED TO WRITE THE SCROLLTEXT. HERE IT COMES...DO NOT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS...THE TEXT IS UNCENSORED, JUST AS WE HAVE WRITTEN IT...    >>>>>>>>> HHULLLOO  I CANNOT SEE THE SCREEN, BUT I WILL TRY TO TYPE SOME KACKERLACKACK FOR YA!!!! > THIS IS THE SECRET SCIENCE ON THE BOARD!! I CAN HEAR YOU > OOOHHH!!  UHHH!!! AGAIN THE SECRET SCIENCE, THE ONLY ONE!!! THE HEROOOO!!!! WKE LOIVE HIMK!!! NOW IRONHAWK > RAAAAAAAATSCHHHHHHHHHH !!   OK, I MANAGED TO CATCH THE KEYBORD !!!!  HAAAAAA !!!    OK, JUST FOR FUN > BLA BLA LABBBBER , KOTZ , JFJLKDSFLKDSAJFLKS .... YEAH I KNOW I AM VERY ORIGINAL .....  > THIS WAS SICKRET SCHIENCE. HU WAS WRITING THIS !!   BOEESER BOESER SECRET SCIENCE !!!   STILL IRONALK OEHHH IRONHAWK !!!       WELL, YOU SURE WANNA KNOW THE STORY OF THE SILLY TEXT ! OK, SECRET SCIENCE WILL TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO YA > IF HE WILL MANAGE TO..  HE HE HE >SO, THIS SILLY GUY MANAGED TO OVERSPEAK ME.....HO HO HO HO.... LET US GO OMN..WELL, YO CANNOT BELIEVE IT, BUT I AM NOT ABLE TO THINK CLEARLY, BUT LET US DO THE CHOP...EH...JOB .... ONCE UPON A CRIME..TIME... WE WILL HAD TWO >> !!! PADDYS AND WE JOINED BOTH OF THEM...SO, YOU KNOW, IT WAS NOT A BIG PROBLEM TO GET THE WATER WE NEEDED...... OECH, OECH... AND SO WE ARE SITTING HERE AT HALF PAST ELEVEN AT IRONHAWKS PLACE AND TRY TO WRITE THOIS SCROLLTEXT, ALTHOUGH THERE IS NOT ANY DEMO WE HAVE NOT MADE THIS SCROLLTEXT VOOORRR...> DUTCH!!!  HOCH!! BY THE WAY, A HELLO TO OUR DANISH ARTIST WHO CREATES SOOOO NICE PICTURES FOOORRR > AGAIN DUTCH.... US!!!!!    AND AGAIN IRONHAWK GOING ON... .. HOOOOOOOOOO IT IS IRONAHWK AGAIN !!!! > PFEIFF, YOOOHHHL, FAENCHENSCHWING !!! WELL, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY SECRET SCIENCE WRITE SUCH A LONG STORY !!! NOW, LET MEEEEEE EXPLAIN, WHY WE WRITE SUCH DEEEEEEEEEEEEP SHIT !!!!!   OK, WE > SECRET SCIENCE AND IRONHAWK, MEET US ON A PADDY WHICH STARTED 4 HOURS AGO.  OK, WE DRUNK SOME BEEER AND WENT TO ANOTHER PADDY WHICH TOOK PLACE SOME MILES AWAY FROM THE OTHER PADDY. THERE, WE MET SOME FRIENDS AND DRUNK... YEAHHH, YOUR RIGHT,   AGAIN SOME BEEEEEEEER. AFTER MILIONS OF LITRES OF BEER, WE MANAGED TO FIND IRONHWAKS PLACE WHERE WE ARE AT THE VERY MOMENT !!!!!   OK, SECRET SCIENCE MANAGED TO FIND THE KEYBORD...... WHAT A BLOODY LIE!!!! HE FORCED ME TO WRITE... NEVER BELIEVE AN IRONHAWK!!! > HO, HO HOH > TRY TO LAUGH THIS WAY!!! > URK HRJUYHGRUH!! LET US FUCK ON.....  HHUULLPPOOOO.... WHAT GOES ON.... U KNOW, WHAT A SODOMIT IS... I LIKE THEM!!! YOU KNOW WHY.... I DO NOT.... HO , HO  OOOOO.... LET US FOCK MY SOCKSS... HAR...HAR... BEFORE I DROP , I WILL BETTER GIVE THE KEYS TO MY DEAR IRONHAWK AGAIN...> BEWARE, JUMPO THE NEXT TEXT UNTIL YOU SEE THE WORD SECRET SCIENCE AGAIN!! OCH OCH.... HERE IT IS...... THE I R O N H A W K LET US BEGIEEEES THE WC...................................... SECRET SCIENCE AGAIN > DO NOT GET K.O......IRONHAWK JUST WENT OFF, SO I CAN TELL YOU THE WHOLE TRUTH > AND NOTHING THAN THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM...HOECH HOECH. HE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAN THIS, COZ HE IS BLOODY TRUNK AT THE MOMENT...OOPOPPSS, HE IS COMING BACK.... SO, I CANNOT TELL YOU...SOORRRYYY.... HE WILL WRITE AGAIN > ....              HAAAA, NOW SECRET SCIENCE IS PISSING OF !!!!!   HOOO, NOW THE WHOLE TRUTH OF HIM OHHHHH, SHIT,    HE IS BACK AGAIN > WHAT A SHORT KIND OF PISS !  POSSIBLE... WELL, LET US SAVE THIS SHIT.... BEFORE IRONHAWK SAVES THIS SCROLLY, I WILL TELL YOU A SUPERB JOKE.... DO YOU KNOW WHAT COMES WHEN YOU PISS AT IRONHAWKS PLACE.... ....NO....HIS FATHER!!!!! YYYEEAAHHH...COOLL WHAT.....   >>>>>>>>  YOP, THIS IS   T H E   E N D   OF THE DRUNKEN SCROLLTEXT!! I KNOW, IT IS TEN TIMES FUNNIER TO WRITE THE TEXT THAN TO READ IT BUT I ADVICE YOU TO DO THE SAME THING ONE DAY WHEN YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT MOOD. IT IS SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLE NICE FEELING ...  BUT LET US CHANGE SUBJECT...  YOP, I FORGOT TO WRITE PRINCEPS GREETINGSLIST, SO I WILL SHOW IT NOW...  HIS REGARDS FLY TO BIRDMAN/BEYOND LOGIC /// GENESIS/CAVE /// AMIGA TRACER/CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS /// DECEPTION/BLACK CORSAIRS /// CAD/D.MOB /// ZAPHOD/DUPLEX /// BIRDY/DISASTER AREA /// HEADWAVE /// CRAYONE/AMIGA FORCES /// TECHNOTRON/A TEAM /// SHARK/M.A.D. /// MAGIC ARTS /// PARANOID/PHAZE I0I /// POWERLORDS /// MURK/PREFECTS /// SODAN/AOFCF /// EIO/THE SAMPLERS /// AC/DC / STACK 89 > THE GROUP IN ISRAEL /// TMB/SCOOPEX /// C.NEMO IV/SECURITATE /// CRUX/WIZZCAT /// CHESTER/BRAINSTORM > OR SHALL I WRITE BRAINST R O M ... AS OFTEN SEEN... /// AMIGA INDUSTRIES AND FREEDOM FORCE /// BOCKEN / TELADON ... URK... HEYA, PRINCEPS, WHY THE HELL DONT YOU KNOW HALF OF THE COUNTRIES WHERE YOUR CONTACTS COME FROM.... FOR EXAMPLE THIS GUY FROM TELADON...       YOP, NOW A LITTLE COMPETITION... THE FIRST GUY, WHO SENDS ME A PAPER WITH MY RIGHT SPELLED NAME ON IT, GETS A 5 DAYS OLD BREAD CRUMB FOR FREE!! SO, MY DEAR FRIENDS, MY NAME IS  >>>> S E C R E T   S C I E N C E  AND NOT!!! > SECRET SIENCE OR EVEN WORSE > SIKRET SCIENCE OR >ZEKRED SKINZE... AS VERY OFTEN SEEN!! I KNOW, YOU HAVE TO THINK SOOO MUCH WHEN YOU WRITE THIS NAME BUT FOR WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE YOUR BRAIN FOR... AND YOOHOO, NOW SOME FUN FOR PRINCEPS SCANDINAVIAN CONTACTS >> THEY OFTEN GET ANGRY ABOUT THE GERMANSPEAKING PEOPLE WRITING IN GERMAN. SO, LET US CONTINUE THIS GREAT TRADITION, OTHERWISE THE SCANDINAVIANS WILL NOT FIND ANYTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.... HAR, HAR... HERE NOW A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE THAT CAN BE OF GREAT INFLUENCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!! HERE IT IS... >>> HALLO, HALLO...STEINE SIND NUETZLICH. WER HOCH STEIGT, KANN AUCH KOCHEN. NUR WER GOETHE LIEST KENNT DAS GEFUEHL SIEBENFACHER FUSSPILZE. WENN FUSSMATTEN GLUCKSEN KOENNTEN, WUERDE DAS UNIVERSUM GEFRIEREN. ETC. ETC. ASO SONAE SAEICH HANI SCHO LANG NUEMMAE GSCHRIBAE... KRK, KRK.... !!!! YOP, END OF MESSAGE!! AND NOW I AM VERY PROUD TO BE THE FIRST FREAK ON EARTH INTRODUCING A GERMAN SCROLLTEXT CONTAINING SCANDINAVIAN PIECES OF ART!! YEAHH, NOW THE GERMANS CAN COMPLAIN!! MY NUMBER IS IN THE PHONE BOOK.... HERE IT COMES...  >>>> YOK SPRODIBOOK SM0REBR0D AK BOOKEN AN STRODER. KOM ASAR B0D FOOK UD S0D0MIT FACK DICK INS KNYH !!! YOP, THAT WAS FOR OUR SCANDINAVIAN FRIENDS, OF COURSE AGAIN A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL HUMAN BEINGS!! AND NOW A MEGA JOKE FOR ALL GERMAN SPEAKING FREAX ... READ THE FOLLOWING ALOUD WHILE SETTING THE SCROLLSPEED TO I.... HERE IT COMES... >>>>>>   HOW UP DO HIGH KNEE!!   I KNOW, DIESER WITZ WAR UNTER JEDER SAU, BUT AS THE PEOPLE FROM NETHERLAND SAY > VEK OEHRENTROETEN NID DEN VEN DEENEN DE ROESSEL ... HEEELP, THIS CRAP DOES NOT SEEM TO END SO I BETTER STOP WRITING OTHERWISE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HATE ME AS HELL....UND DATS WOLLN WER DOK NIK......OH SHIT, I ALSO WANTED TO TELL YOU ALL THE TRUTH ABOUT GIRLS, BUT I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THAT, SO I HAVE TO STOP IT HERE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IT, JOIN US AT THE NEXT CONFERENCE OR WAIT FOR OUR NEXT RELEASE... BUT I HAVE STILL THE TIME TO TELL YA, THAT  A L L  GIRLS IN MY AREA WITHIN I5 KM LOOK SO DAMN TERRIBLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SWAP SOME GREAT GIRLS... IF  Y O U  HAVE SOME, YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. WELL, ACTUALLY ONLY JERKS DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH GIRLS, BUT THERE ARE STILL ENOUGH JERKS ON THE WORLD..... YEAH, HUSSEIN, I WAS TALKING OF YOU!!  >>  OOPS, I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT, BUT NOW IT IS OUT ANYWAY...WHO CARES...BYE FOR NOW....     WWAARRPPP >>>>>>   



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