IN ICE 1 JUNKFOOD OF RAF SAID THAT WE ARE LAMERS. THIS BOY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT! WE DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TELLING SHIT ABOUT US! JUNKFOOD IS AN ASSHOLE! READ THE SCROLLTEXT IN THE END PART DON'T CLICK THE LEFT MB! YOU'LL ENTER THE END-PART! CREDITS: CODE BY DUCK GRAPHIX DONE BY ZORRO AND DUCK THE MUSIC IS MADE EXCLUSIVELY FOR DESIRE BY RIPIT OF RAF THE SCROLLTEXTS ARE MAINLY WRITTEN BY COYOTE THANKS TO JUNKFOOD OF ROYAL AMIGA FORCE FOR THE INSPIRATION (RIGHT MB TO PAUSE) FIRST OF ALL WE WANT TO WELCOME OUR NEW COOL MEMBER: OSAKA! (GFX & SWAP) IF YOU WANNA CONTACT HIM FOR SWAPPING, YOU MUST WRITE TO: OSAKA OF DESIRE SCHIERMONNIKOOG 8 1506 ZN ZAANDAM HOLLAND! YO OSAKA! I WILL SOON HAVE A CHEAP DRIVE FOR YA! HAVE YOU ALREADY ANOTHER DESIRE PROD. WHICH IS CALLED: THE BIEBEL STORY! IT'S A DELICIOUS DISASTER AND EVERY- BODY LOVES OR SHOULD LOVE IT BECAUSE IT MAKES NO SENCE?!? IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THIS DEMO IS ALL ABOUT, YOU GOTTA READ THIS ENDPART. IT'S ABOUT WAR! WAR BETWEEN BUSH AND SADDAM? (YOU NOW PROBABLY THINK) NO! OFCOZ NOT! I AM TALKING ABOUT WAR BETWEEN JUNKFOOD OF RAF AND DESIRE! W A R N I N G : THIS TEXT DOES ONLY CONCERN JUNKFOOD OF RAF AND NO, I REPEAT NO OTHER MEMBERS!!! WE KNOW SOME OTHER MEMBERS OF RAF LIKE WOLFMAN, HELLRAISER, RIPIT AND MR. AMIGA WHO ARE NICE GUYS!! (I WANNA THANK RIPIT AGAIN FOR MAKING THE MUSIC FOR OUR DEMO!) DESIRE IS SEARCHING FOR NEW MEMBERS, IF YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE A DESIRE-MEMBER THEN GIVE US A HINT WHY YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO JOIN US! WE NEED MUSICIANS!!! FOR MEMBERSHIP WRITE TO: - NO NAME - POSTBUS 9264 1800 GG ALKMAAR HOLLAND! ALSO SWAPPERS WANTED TO SPREAD OUR PACKS AND OUR OWN PRODUCTS BY THE WAY, VOTE FOR DESIRE PACKS IN THE EUROCHARTS!!! I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY JUNKFOOD CALLED US LOCAL LAMERS, BUT HE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT! WE IN DESIRE DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM, SO WHY DOES HE CALL OTHER GROUPS LAME? COZ HE NOW IS IN A BIG GROUP HE THINKS THAT HE IS ALSO COOL I GUESS! I THINK THAT HE AINT WORTH IT TO BE A MEMBER OF RAF IF THEY WANNA HAVE A QUALITY GROUP! MESSAGE TO RAF: IF YOU ARE ALL 65 LIKE HIM, YOU WOULD NOT HAVE REACHED ANY THING IN THE SCENE! WE IN DESIRE DON'T CALL ANYBODY LAME, COZ WE THINK IT'S A BIT CHILDISH TO DO THAT BUT THAT IS HIS PROBLEM! IN A WAR YOU ALWAYS HAVE TWO OPPOSITES: THE GOOD AND THE BAD LIKE MAN AND WOMEN! SINCE WE IN DESIRE ARE ALL MALE, JUNKIE HAS TO BE FEMALE?!? BUT ... I DON'T WANT TO FUCK HIM! AARRHG! OK BAD EXAMPLE, LET ME THINK OF ANOTHER: SADDAM AND BUSH ! BUT THEN YOU HAVE THE PROBLEM, WHO MAY BE THE SADDAM? WELL, SINCE JUNKIE STARTED IT HE MAY BE SADDAM! (WE ARE TO GOOD FOR HIM.) BUT IN ALL WARS, THE BEST SURVIVES, SORRY SADDAM! YOU SEE, SUCH A WAR ISN'T THAT BAD FOR US, COZ IT GIVES US INSPIRATION TO MAKE A DEMO AND TO WRITE SCROLLTEXTS OF ...KB HE JUNKFOOD! IT'S UP TO YOU KNOW IF THIS CHILDISH WAR BETWEEN US IS GOING TO STOP OR NOT ... I THINK THAT YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON! YOU CAN'T BE A JERK FOREVER. EYE FOR AN EYE, TOOTH FOR A TOOTH YA KNOW! ENNE ... GA EFFE EEN ENDJE BUITEN LOPEN OF ZO ... AND NOW OVER TO SOME PERSONAL NOTES TO OUR PALS IN PUSSY YO TIMELESS! HOPE YA LIKED THE BIEBEL STORY! YOUR PICTURE WAS NOT IRONICALY MEANT, OK A BIT MAYBE, BUT AS AN ODE TO YOU! HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOUR MEGAMIX OF 823 DISKS? SEND IT TO ME WHEN IT IS READY! YO SHAKA! I THINK THAT WE CAN MANAGE TO MAKE A DEMO ABOUT YOU TOO. CAN YOU MAKE THE MUSIC FOR US THEN? HAHAHIHIHARGLL ... THERE IS ANOTHER SHAKA LURKING AROUND ON THIS GLOBE IN ANOTHER GROUP!! HOPE TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC- DISK SOON!! (TODAY?) YO AMTRAK! THANKS FOR YOUR NICE LETTER PAL! SORRY, BUT I HAVE NOTHING NEGATIVE TO SAY YET! THE PUSSIRE PRODUCT WILL BE GREAT!!! YO ALF! WHY DID YOU USE THE SAME SINE-SCROLL IN YOUR PUSSY-ONLY DEMO AS THE COMPETITION- DEMO AT VISION-PARTY NICE DEMO ANYWAY!!! -------------------- D E S I R E THE WORLD IS YOURS -------------------- SIGNED: COYOTE OF DESIRE '91 DON'T FUCK US, WE'LL FUCK YOU! QUOTE OF EQUINOXE: WE'RE THE REST, FUCK THE BEST!! YO JABBERWOCKY! I LOVED YOUR QUOTE! GREETINGS: (IN A-Z ORDER) EC-MAN OF ABSENCE UNKNOWN OF AMAZE AMSTEL OF AMSTERDAMNED LOM 1301 OF ARGON ATOMASTER ZAZ OF DUAL CREW MERCURE OF E.O.C. 1999 JABBERWOCKY OF EQUINOXE KTM OF EXTERMINATORS GENIUS DJ BOCCACCIO OF HI POWER OF SNAP JIM OF INFINITY CHRIS OF IRIS DEVASTATOR OF MIRANDA GOOSE OF NO LIMITS ROTOR OF PASSION HELLRAISER OF PROTON LTD. SARCOPHASER OF PUSSY BELGIUM ALF, AMTRAK, ECHO, PARSEC, SHAKA, AND TIMELESS, OF PUSSY HOLLAND AMPEX OF QUARTEX HELLRAISER, MR. AMIGA, RIPIT, OF ROYAL AMIGA FORCE SOFTRUNNER BRUCE, VIKING, OF THE BASS KOEN OF THE COPY CREW RAMON B5 THE LORDS AKIRA OF RULING COMPANY VOLTAX OF THE TRAVELLERS THE NERD OF THE TERMINATORS ROXIS OF VERMIN ICEMAN OF ZYLON OF AFL AND EVERYONE WE FORGOT. ( NO, NOT YOU, JUNKFOOD!! ) CONTACT DESIRE HQ: P.O.BOX 9264 1800 GG ALKMAAR HOLLAND! ___ __ __ _____ _____ _____\_/_____ ______ / /// / __ // ___/ / ______ __ \\ ___\ / / /// __/ /__ /| |\ \_\ \\ __\ / /_/// /_______/ / | | \ _ \\ \____ /____//____________/ |_| \__\\_\\_____\ LAMER PROTECTOR V1.1 26 JANUARI 1991 c DESIRE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ QUESTION 1: DID YOU READ THE I.C.E. MAGAZINE ISSUE 1 FROM CYTAX? (LEFT MB: YES RIGHT MB: NO) YES @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ NO @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ACCES DENIED! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ACCES GRANTED. ENJOY THE SHOW! CONTACT US FOR ELITE MAILTRADING: DESIRE HQ P.O.BOX 9264 1800 GG ALKMAAR HOLLAND! PRESS YOUR LEFT MOUSE BUTTON TO CONTINUE. QUESTION 2: DO YOU LIKE JUNKFOOD? (LEFT MB: YES RIGHT MB: NO) NO, I MEAN JUNKFOOD OF RAF. DO YOU LIKE HIM? (LEFT MB: YES RIGHT MB: NO) QUESTION 3: DO YOU WANT TO SEE AN ANTI-JUNKFOOD DEMO? (LEFT MB: YES RIGHT MB: NO)