HI! WELCOME TO THE NEW DIRECT PRODUCTION! THE DUCK-GAME CALLED ..ANDEMAD.. MOUSE-CONTROL: LEFT SHOOTS AND RIGHT QUITS THIS BALJE-DALLER... THIS IS ZENIX THE WEIRD INTRODUCING YOU TO THIS SCROLLTEXT. FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THE OTHER BODIES WHO MADE THIS DEMO/GAME POSSIBLE... THEY ARE: VECTOR THE GREAT FOR SAVING ME FROM COMITTING SUICIDE AND FOR HIS COOL IDEAS, HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN VERY SOON ... DROID THE GAY FOR THIS JUMPY TUNE! GOTTEN ANY HOLES LATELY??? ... PROTON THE PUPIL FOR THIS DELICIOUS DUCK, THE WATER AND THE CLOUDS!! GO EAT A DICTIONARY ... JOHN THE TALL FOR HIS EXCELLENT ENTERTAINMENT DURING OUR MEETINGS ... DEFEAT THE PHREAK FOR HIS BLOCKY CHARSETS! THRASH ME SOME MORE, I LOVE 'EM!!! ... EXOZ THE SOUNDMACHINE FOR HIS SIMPLY BRILLIANT MEETINGS! NEXT TIME I'LL EAT YOUR SAMPLER!!! ... UMPIRE THE JOURNALIST FOR HIS OUTSTANDING ARTICLES IN 'NORSK DATA MAGASIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!' YT OG SE PAA SUKKERTOPPEN! ... MASK THE HIGH TRIPPER FOR HIS PSYCEDELIC IDEAS! DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO ATTACK ME WITH A PINK UMBRELLA ON THE DANCEFLOOR AGAIN!!! ANYWAY, NEXT TIME I'LL HIDE MY BEER!!! ... SLASH THE DANIAX FOR HIS FAB, COOL AND TOTALLY FANTASTIC PIXELLERATION! ... MEGABYTE THE AMIGA RANGER FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING VALUABLE. ... DOS THE VIKING FOR STILL BEING THE TOUGHEST NORWEGIAN IN NORWAY!! (HVOR ELLERS?!?!?) ...... NOW PLAY THE GAME OR READ ON, BECAUSE NOW THE COOL MEMBERS ARE GOING TO WRITE SOME TEXT... YOURS ZENIX, SEE YOU LATER IN THIS SCROLL..... BY THE WAY, IF YOU WANT THE GREETINGS, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT 'COZ THEY'LL APPEAR IN THE END OF THE SCROLLER..... YO!! DROID AT THE KEYBOARD.. FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO SEND SOME MESSAGES.. HERE WE GO... FOXY/ANGELS YO FRIEND REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE LAST DELAY.. KEEP ON BEING COOL.. ONYX/STRANGERS ALSO SORRY TO YOU. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. MR.SMITH/HUMANOIDS WHATS UP DUDE.. ARE YOU DEAD OR SOMETHING... PALADIN/HIGHLANDERS WERE ARE YOUR SENDINGS.. HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN A LONG TIME BY THE WAY WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS NICE LITTLE TUNE. IT TOOK ME 3 AND A HALF HOURS TO FINISH, AND IT'S JUST GREAT WELL NO MORE BULLSHIT FROM ME NOW BYE... HI, THIS IS DEFEAT TAKING OVER THE KEYBOARD! I GUESS THAT DROID WROTE SOME FUCKING SHIT-TALK, BUT WHO CARES ANYWAY?? I HAVEN'T MUCH TO WRITE IN THIS TEXT, 'COZ I WROTE ALOT OF TEXT IN OUR INTRO CALLED LONGJOHN. IF YOU ARE SITTING WITH THE DISK CALLED "EN SAMLING MUNK", THEN YOU CAN READ IT AFTERWARDS (IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT ALREADY). BY THE WAY, IF YOU PUT OUR INTRO ON YOUR PACK (OF COURSE YOU DO), THEN REMEMBER TO COPY THE FILE CALLED "D90.TXT" WHICH IS PLACED IN THE S DIRECTORY!! I GOT NO MORE TO WRITE, SO I'LL LEAVE THE KEYBOARD TO ANOTHER COOL DUDE.... DEFEAT SIGNING OFF..... HAVN OG ATTER HAVN!!!! THE BRANDNEW EXPRESION IN OUR GROUP, INVENTED BY 'JOHN THE HAVN'. BY THE WAY THIS IS PROTON WRITING, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW...THE CODER OF THE 'QUACK'GAME, IS AT THE MOMENT FULLY OCCUPIED CODING THIS FUNNY GAME.. THE MUSIC 'IF YOU HAVENT TURNED IT DOWN' IS MADE BY THE SUBJECT NEXT TO ME 'AMONG FRIENDS HE IS CALLED ..DROID..' SOME OF OUR GROUP MEMBERS IS AT THE MOMENT IMITATING THE PRONOUNCING OF THE NAME OF 'NORSK DATA MAGASIIIIIIIIIIIIIN' IN THE CHAIR NEXT TO ME IS DROID, AND DROID HOW ARE YOU? I'M PERFECTLY OKAY.. WELL, HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING FOR MANKIND LATELY? NO, BUT I HAVE MADE A NEW PIECE OF MUSIC FOR DIRECT.. YES, I KNOW. I HEARD IT LAST NIGHT, AND I AM STILL BLEEDING OUT OF MY EARS.... AND NOW TO SOMETHING DIFFERENT... PROTON SIGNING OFF FOR NOW....... THIS IS DROID AGAIN ALL I WANT TO SAY IS "FUCK YOU PROTON" BYE..... SMASH.....BOINK.....CLANK.....SIFFF..I JUST WIPED OUT DROID.... JUST A LITTLE SCHRATCH.... BY THE WAY...I (DROID) WANT TO SAY HELLO TO EVERYBODY IN FALCONS, TO ZARK OF TRIANGLE, AND TO CYCLONE OF DEADLOCK... (I MET CYCLONE AT THE BOUNTY PARTY)... BYE AGAIN.... IT IS I....LECLE.. EHHH... I MEAN EXOZ. I AM ONCE AGAIN TAPPIN' ON DA KEYBOARD AT MY HEADQUARTERS ALIAS DIRECT MEETING ROOM. ONE THING I JUST ADORE IN THIS GAME 'ANDEMAD' IS THE LOGO, IT IS JUST SO COOL. GOOD WORK SLASH! I DONT KNOW WITH YOU, BUT I HATE THE FUCKING MOUSEPOINTER. I JUST CAN'T HIT THE AND! WELL, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE MY MOUSE NEED TO BE FIXED... (ACTUALLY IT'S CONDITION IS RIGHT TO THE TRASHCAN!) ENOUGH MOUSE CRAP. I JUST WANT TO SAY TO THE DUDES WHO GOT MY MUNK COLLECTION : THERE WAS SOME MINOR MISTAKES IN IT, BUT I HAD TO FINISH IT VERY FAST, SO THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH TIME TO CHECK EVERYTHING. SORRY. A LITTLE MESSAGE TO SCARZIX : HOPE U FIND A GOOD MUSIC EDITOR SOMETIME, AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR GAME. THIS WAS THE EXOZ REPORT OF THE DAY, BACK TO THE ULTIMATE ASSLICKER IN HINNERUP...AUUU.. DON'T HIT ME DROID.. (RUN RUN) YO!! I'M BACK AGAIN... AND DON'T EXPECT TO HEAR FROM EXOZ AGAIN, CAUSE I FUCKED HIM OFF.(TO BE OR NOT TO BE GAY, THAT'S THE QUESTION) I THINK HE HAS SOME TROUBLE WITH HIS ASS, COZ' HE NOW HAS A HUGE HOLE IN IT. DROID SIGNING OFF.. IT'S ZENIX INTERRUPTING WITH A LITTLE COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!! CONTACT THE ONE AND ONLY IN ASS-EXPANDING DEVICES ... BONK! ZOK. AUCH BIIIIIIIIIIIIIP........... ZENIX IS OFF FOR HOSPITAL. DROID AGAIN FOR A SMALL INTERRUPT.. (HAVE TO KICK ZENIX TOO) IT'S REALLY ASTONISHING HOW ZENIX AND EXOZ MANAGE TO STAND UP, AFTER I USED MY PUMPGUN. NEXT TIME I'LL HAVE TO FINISH THEM OFF FOR GOOD!!! BYE! .... YO IT'S COMMERCIAL TIME AGAIN!! AND THEY ARE OFCOURSE AGAIN PRESENTED BY YOURS ZENIX ... 'ERE THEY GO: ANY DAY, ANY NIG.. . . AUCH!!!! STOP IT!! BLEURCHHH ......... TIME FOR THE STANDIN.. (HE HE!) ANY WHERE, WITH ANYTHING. DROID IS HAVING A COUNTDOWN (HE STARTED WITH THE NUMBER 1000, SO I HAVE SOME TIME TO WRITE) AND I'M NOT SURE HOW HE WILL ACT DURING THE NEXT TWO HOURS. I GUESS HE WILL HELP ME GETTING BUTCHERED IN SOME MALICIOUS WAY... AND DROID HAS ALREADY REACHED THE NUMBER 999 (WHAT A SPEED!) I THINK HE'S BEEN APPLICATING FOR UPGRADE TO THE 2ND CLASS IN HINNERUP SCHOOL. (HANDICAPS ONLY!!) 3 2 1 0 HAHAHHA!! DROID TYPING A COMMERCIAL: DO YOU LIKE TO BE WHIPPED? BEATEN UP? SPANKED? DO CALL THE ULTIMATE SUCK-A-COCK SEXMANIAC AT: (CENSORED BY EXOZ) OR JUST CONTACT EXOZ... AND NOW....EXOZ-TIME!!! THE REASON WHY I CENSORED THE PHONENUMBER IS THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO REVEAL ZENIX PHONENUMBER AND ADDRESS. IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR! (TO ZENIX, COZ' THEN DROID WOULD BE CALLING HIM ALL THE TIME!!) BYEEE!! HI! ZENIX IS BACK. I THINK IT'S OK THAT EXOZ WON'T WRITE MY ADDRESS AND PHONENUMBER, HE IS TOO SHY TO WRITE HIS OWN AND ALSO TOO SHY TO WRITE MINE! YOUR PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED!!! WRITE TO: FIND-A-FRIEND FJAELDEVAENGET 26, 2TH DK8210 AARHUS V ... I WILL PERSONALLY GIVE YOU EXOZ' ADDRESS AND HIS HOTLINE NUMBER FOR A INTIMATE BREATHING TIME ..... SHOULDN'T THIS BE ENOUGH SEXUAL WRITING. LET'S MAKE THIS CLEAR: I AM NOT A GAY, AND I'LL NEVER BE AS LONG DROID AND EXOZ ARE FREE!!!!! DON'T TRY TO CATCH THEM, THEY'LL FUCK YOU DEAD..... OK! GAY TIME AGAIN, ZENIX IS OFF......... (FOR HOSPITAL) TV-NEWS FLASH: TWO MALE PERSONS FROM DENMARK WERE TODAY BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL WITH CRITICAL WOUNDS. THEY BOTH HAD BLOWN UP THEIR ASSES AND WERE NOT ABLE TO TALK BECAUSE OF SOME PROBLEMS WITH SOME ORAL SUBSTANCE. THAT'S ALL FOR THE SEX O'CLOCK NEWS. -THEY'LL PULE YOU LATER!!!! WELL DUDES. I GUESS THAT YOU HADN'T EXPECTED THIS, BUT THIS IS DEFEAT TYPING AGAIN. I JUST CAME HOME FROM THE CITY, WHERE I WENT TO DRINK SOME BEERS WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS. IT WAS FUCKING BORING IN THERE, AND WE DIDN'T EVEN MEET ONE SINGLE PERSON WE KNEW. BECAUSE WE ALMOST GOT KILLED BY BOREDOM, WE TOOK THE LAST BUS HOME, BUT WE GOT OFF IN VIBY (A SUBURB TO AARHUS) TO GO AND HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT AT MCDONALD'S. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BUT THE RESTAURANT WAS CLOSED, SO WE COULDN'T HAVE ANY BURGERS TO EAT. INSTEAD WE WENT TO A Q8 SERVICE STATION AND BOUGHT SOME SANDWICHES, 'COZ WE WERE BOTH FUCKING HUNGRY. WE REALLY NEEDED SOMETHING TO EAT. WE WALKED HOME (ONLY ABOUT 2 KM) AND ON THAT WAY HOME WE HAD A LOT OF FUN IN SCREAMING 'MUNK' AND 'HAVN' AFTER PEOPLE. YOU MIGHT WONDER IF WE HAD GOT A LOT TO DRINK, BUT WE HAD NOT. BUT I MUST ADMIT THAT WE COULD FEEL THE BEERS, SO WE WERE A BIT DRUNK... WHEN I CAME HOME, I SAT DOWN AND WATCHED A VIDEO WITH SOME DANISH COMMEDIANS CALLED "DE NATTERGALE". THIS VIDEO IS SIMPLY GREAT. I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE 'GNAGS' IMITATION. THEY SAY A LOT OF WEIRD THINGS, SUCH AS: 'HYGGE HYGGE STUE STUE PR0VE PAA AT FANGE EN FLUE K0RE LIDT I DYT BAAT KIGGE LIDT I BAKSPEJL SPLITTE MINE BRAMSEJL UD OG FANGE EN TORSK DO'. THAT SENTENCE IS SAID V E R Y FAST, AND IT SOUNDS SIMPLY WEIRD. I HAVEN'T GOT MORE TO WRITE NOW, SO I'LL CUT OFF HERE AND GO TO BED AND SLEEP. STAY CRAZY.... AS ALWAYS!!! DEFEAT SIGNING OFF FOR GOOD..... AND NOW THE LONG AWAITED GREETINGS TIME. IN THIS DEMO THEY GO TO THE FOLLOWING: AMATEURS - AMAZE - ANGELS - ASPERITY - AURORA - BRAIN WAVE - HAVN - CARTEL - CAVE - CHEYENS - HAVN - CHROME - CIRCUS OF POWER - COSINE - CRUSADERS - MUNK - CRYPT - CRYPTOBURNERS - HAVN - DANIAX - DOOM - DUAL CREW - MUNK - ELITE - EXODUS - FALCONS - FLASH PRODUCTION - FRAXION - HAVN - GATE - HIGHLANDERS - HORIZON - KEFRENS - MUNK - NETWORK - NIGHTWALKERS - OPIUM - HAVN - PENDLE EUROPE - RAZOR 1911 - SCOPE - MUNK - SEVEN WONDERS - STATIC BYTES - HAVN - STRANGERS - TARGETS - THE POWERLORDS - TRIANGLE - V - HAVN - VISION - WIZZCAT ....... AND THE BIGGEST OF THEM ALL: HAVNEMUNK!!! ........ WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ON THIS LIST??? IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU SHOULDN'T WRITE TO THIS ADDRESS: MICHAEL SENGELYST AARHUSVEJ 81 DK-8382 HINNERUP PERKERLAND ...... THAT SHOULD BE IT! THANK YOU FOR READING 11K OF VERY DEPRESSING REALITIES PRESENTED BY THE MANIACS OF DIRECT! ......... 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