IN THE BEGINING WAS THE SENTENCE. IT WASNT A PARTICULARY GREAT SENTENCE, BUT IT SERVED ITS PURPOSE AS WELL AS A DILDO IN A CONDOM TESTING FACTORY DOES. THE SENTENCE QUITE SIMPLY WAS: OOH LOOK WHAT I CAN DO TURBO!!!! HIT THE MOUSE! FOR RACHEL WHO GOT ME THROUGH TODAY! DUAL 4MAT PROUDLY PRESENTS....... VISUAL INTENSITY HEADLINETRO II **CREDITS** CODE.. SPARKLE GFX.. ME,ER ATOM! MUSIC.. PROJEX/NUANCE TWAT RITE RAT TO FLIP PAGE! OK! RELEASE DATE FOR THIS WANKY INTRO IS 10/10/93 RELEASED AT THE HOME OF THE COOKIE MONSTER (HI CHRIS!!!!!! WE DECIDED TO CHUCK THIS CRAP OUT (DON'T MEAN IT SIME!!..... HONEST!!! HAAA!) JUST TO LET ALL YOU FOLKS OUT THERE THAT THE SECOND, AMAZING, QUITE GOOD, ACE, SARDINE-BATTERING CHEESE-GRATING... DISK-DRIVE- BASHING, EAR- WAXIN'!, MULTI- DISKIN, OMNI- PROCESSING, JIFFY-BAG- TOASTING, TWIG- FONDLING, RECORD-BREAKING, TRUMPET-PLAYING, TEDDY-BEAR- MOLESTING, KNOB- GRASPING, NOT BAD ISSUE OF OUR HUMBLE COLLECTION OF ASCII CHARACTERS BUNGED TOGETHER ON A 3.5 INCH SLAB OF PLASTIC! (OR DISKMAGGIE!) T.C.M. ON YER CATHODE RAY TUBES WITH THE STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW TO SUBMIT TO V.I. ARTICLES CAN BE ABOUT ANYTHIN' AT ALL, FROM FISH TO HADDOCK, COD TO PERCH, MACKERAL TO TUNA. SEND 'EM TO US IN NORMAL ASCII FORMAT, LONG OR SHORT AS YA WANT SEND 'EM ALL TO ONE OF THE ADDYS LATER ON IN THIS INTRO/FISHTRO TEXT ADS: NEW AD SIZES 38 X 22 HALF PAGE 80 X 22 FULL PAGE NO F'KIN TABS!!! PLEASE!!!! (AND I DON'T MEAN CIGGIES!!!) IFF ADS: LO/MED RES NTSC 16 COLOURS NO SPAM NO KINKYLACE NO EXTRA HALF-WIT NAH POOFTERS T.C.M. 76 NEWCASTLE ST. SILVERDALE NEWCASTLE STAFFS ST5 6PL ATOM 29 MALHAM RD. KNUTTON NEWCASTLE STAFFS ST5 6DG SPARKLE 19 BUTTERMERE CL. BURSLEM S-O-T ST6 4JP T.R.M. LANE'S END HIGH ST. SILVERDALE NEWCASTLE STAFFS ST5 6LJ (NO SWAPPERS) ELECTRO 22 ELLAMS PL. SILVERDALE NEWCASTLE STAFFS ST5 6EM ALL IN ENGLAND EARTH(ISH) HI'S FROM US GO TO THESE GUYS ALL YOUTHS IN DF DE GUYS IN NUANCE INCLUDING PROJEX,MICHAEL, 'N JAMES/QUARK ALL IN F.I.N.E. INCLUDING DARKSIDE,NAB, TRILLIAN, CORN, PSIQ ALL IN ETHNICS HAA, HI SIME! ALL IN NERVE AXIS INCLUDING THE ZONE, DECKER TELEMACH. ALSO HI TO M.F.M CAN'T WAIT 4 VI 2 MALARCHY/TRANCE CUBIK/TRANCE WHQ FIRE/INDY ANDY C, MIKE/INDY PHIL,SHOOTER/INDY TYPHOID/INDY GEARS/ZIRCON VIOLATOR/PYRO'S TURBO/??? U.K.JOE/EX-COLOUR ANDY/MEX KEEORPH/INDY NOZZ/INDY SNOWMAN/TRANCE TUMMO/DUAL FORMAT VINCENT/DF LAZZER/PERSPEX STOM/ECLIPSE HARRISON FORD/ INDY (HA! HA! HA! HA!) ALL GUYS IN CYBERNETIX MELON/EX-COLOUR TRASH-HEAD/ SUSPECT DUFFY/MIDWAY DAZL/ENHANCE AND I (TCM) WOULD PERSONALLY LIKE TO THANK THE INVENTOR OF THE WORD 'STINTS'!!!! WELL, THAT'S IT ALL FINISHED. GO ON, WRITE SOMETHING FOR THE MAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YA........... RAIN: COMING DOWN FROM THE CLOUDS HITTING THE GROUND WITH A BANG THAT CAN ONLY BE HEARD BY..... EARTHWORMS. WHAT ABOUT HOPE? ITS DEFECTIVE! ITS CORRODED AND DECAYED! WHAT ABOUT FAITH? ITS DEFECTIVE! ITS TATTERED AND ITS FRAYED! SONG OF THE HUMORIST PART 4: I DID THE WORK, YOU STOLE THE MONEY, I MADE THE SACRIFICE, YOU THOUGHT IT FUNNY, I GAVE YOU DREAMS, YOU DEMAND REALITY, I SAID THAT I LOVED YOU.... YOU DIDNT WANT ME! THUNDER ROLLS, A NEW DAY DAWNS, YOUR HEART BREAKS, WHEN SEPTEMBER COMES. FOR THAT WAS WHEN SHE RETURNED, BUT YOUR LOVE... WAS PAINFULLY SPURNED. SHE DIDNT WANT TO KNOW, YOU WONDER WHAT CHANGED HER, THEN YOU REMEMBER, ITS, 4 MONTHS LATER. LONELINESS IS NOT A PHASE! SEPTEMBER: 4 MONTHS II COMING SOON FROM DUAL 4MAT. A MUS-TRO NOT TO BE MISSED!