s7 GUESS WHAT ?!!??!!? s6 s5 s4 s3 s2 s1w1s1s2 YES ! THE NEW - THE ONE & ONLY !! CRAZY COMIX ISSUE FOUR w4s5 NOW WITH : w2 s2 NEW FUNCTIONS , SUPER COMIX , IMPROVED AND DEBUGGED CODE , COOOL SOUND , FUNNY SCROLLYS , STUPID HORROR KEYS , SHITTY CHARSET , FUCKING COLORS , MORE KBYTES AND LAST NOT LEAST HIDDEN FUNCTIONS !!!!!!!!! PRESS THE 'HELP' - KEY FOR INSTRUCTIONS OR 'TAB' FOR GREETS HEY ! TRY TO FIND OUT THE HIDDEN WORD !! THIS ISSUE CODED BY STOKER MUSIK BY TSL AND MEGAWATT AND SOME GFX BY RATTLE s1 THIS COULD (OR SHOULD ?) BE THE LAST CC ISSUE CAUSE OUR MEGA-LAZY GFX-RATTLE DON'T WANT TO PAINT MOST OF THE COMIC'S .... HEY YOU ! YES YOU IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN ! PAINT COMIC'S OR THIS WONDERFUL MAG WILL DIE !!! SEND THEM ! NOW ! OK NOW THE NORMAL SHITTY , FUNNY , IDIOTIC TEXT COMES UP ..... s2 ....! ....? REALLY? YES! CRAZY COMIX 4 !!! 4? 4! BY DYNASTY? YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH IT'S DONE! AFTER MORE THAN HALF A YEAR WE NERVE YOU WITH CC#4... SORRY, SORRY ! I'M SORRY FOR THE OLD TITLEPIC, BUT WHEN I PIXELED IT, BATMAN-THE MOVIE WAS BRANDNEW IN THE CINEMAS! BUT THIS WAS A FEW MONTHS AGO, SO KUEGNUSS DER SCHOKORIEGEL IS AUSVERKAUFT, SO I'M SORRY FOR BEING LAZY, SO THIS GREAT DELAY (STEREO DELAY SAMPLER, IBANEZ SD 231)SO SO SO ...... (BRAINBREAK!) ..... ENOUGH NONSENS! THIS IS RATTLE TYPING SHIT AND WE'RE (SHITTY?) AT OUR PARTY-PLACE IN JERUSALEM ( BREDELEM?) I CAN NOT WRITE ANY LONGER SO I'LL STOP NOW! BYE ! HI, THIS IS RAGMAN. IF YOU WANT TO BUY AN MICROWAVEOVEN, DRIVES, USROBOTICS (VERY CHEAP!!! 14.400 => 1.599,- (DM, WEST)), TOILETPAPER, TRENCHCOATS, AMIGAS, MONITORS, AMPS (GUITAR), REFERR TO BUTCHER`S BBS I 05321/42785 TO GET MY ACTUAL DEALING LIST, OR CALL ME:05733/5423...TRANSFERRING AMIGA TO TSL....BYE... AND NEVER FORGET, IF YOU NEED SOME COMPUTEREQUIPPMENT, CONTACT ME.... HIHO, THIS IS TSL TELLING YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS PERSONAL PROBLEMS WITH BRAINWORK, SCROLLTEXTS, MUSIC COMPOSING (THAT`S MY JOB IN THIS GROUP), GIRLS (DATT IS SO HATT), WALKING (WITH BLOOD INSTEAD OF ALCOHOL IN MY VENES) (SHITTY, TOS SAYS THAT IT`S GOT TO BE THE OTHER WAY ROUND (I`M WONDERING, WHY I`M WONDERING ABOUT THAT (AND NOW I`M WONDERING WHY I`M HERE (STILL WONDERING ABOUT WHAT I`M DOING HERE )))) RAGMAN NOW WANTS ME TO DRINK COKE, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO DO SO. SO I WON`T DRINK ANY COKE. I DO SAY SO BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT I DON`T DRINK ANY COKE AT 2.53 AM AT A SATURDAY MORNING. I HOPE THAT THIS IS CLEAR TO EVERYBOY. RATTLE IS SITTING BESIDE ME AND TRIES TO PAINT A PIC WITH STOKERS MOUSE. WHAT A LOT OF DIRTY WORDS REACHED MY EAR, WHEN TRIED TO PAINT. MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAYS, THAT I`M NOT ALLOWED TO GO AROUND WITH BAD BOYS, WHO ALWAYS SAY SUCH DIRTY WORDS AS `SHITTY` AND `ASSHOLE`. NOW I`M SO SAD, THAT THERE ARE STILL SO BAD GUYS IN THE WORLD THAT I GO TO SLEEP NOW AND GIVE THE KEYBOARD TO .............SIOKER !!!!! YES GUYS ! I'M TYPING NOW .. NOW .. NOW .. NOW .. NOW AT 3:00 AM GAEHN ! AFTER COMPLETING THE WHOLE CC DURING THIS NIGHT ..... I'VE NO MORE FUN NOW TO WRITE SOMETHING ELSE .. (IT'S QUITE IMPOSSIBLE TO CODE CC WITH ANY SHITTY VIRUS ON MY GOOD OLD ASSEMBLER DISK !! I HATE IT !!!!! ENOUGH NOW .. SLEEPING !! STOP EVERYTHING AND GIVING THE KEYPAD NOW TO ................ TOSSI - BAER !!! HUH YEAH ! IT'S ME ! WELL, WELL I AM SITTING HERE IN A KAFF IN THE WUESTE GABI (GORBI (ET ORBI ??? !!! ) AND WRITING SOME PERVERT THINGS JUST FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ... AT FIRST I HAVE TO GIVE SOME BROESELS TO MY CONTACT AND I MUST SAY TO THEM : HDMWNJNCX , EHHH ? NE,STOP ... ALSO : SORRY FOR THE SHITTY STUFF AND LONG DELAY AT THE LAST WEEKS,BUT I HAD NO TIME (AUSRED..) AND MONEY (UEBERTREIB...) TO SEND BETTER SCHTUFF ! SEIT WANN DAS SO IST ? SEIT BALISTO KEKSRIEGEL .... HUAAAAHH, I HOAB KOA BOCK MEHR WAS GSCHEITES ZU SCHREIBN ! NAJA, ALSO GUT ! EY PEOPLEZ, GET A PIZZA AT THE PIZZA EXPRESS IN ENNEPETAL ! I AM NOW A DRIVER THERE SO IF YOU WANNA HAVE ONE, CALL 02333/ 88081 ! A GEH, I MACH JETZA SCHLUSSI AND LET MEGAWATT INVADE THE KEYBOARD ! ALSO PFUERTZLI .....HI! MOIN!THIS IS MEGAWATT WISHING YOU A GOOD NIGHT AFTER THIS SHIT TEXT !IT IS NOW 3:16 (I NEED COKE !) AND I (I REALLY NEED COKE!) AND I ..(WHERE IS SOMETHING TO DRINK?)..AND SO (SO TIRED!) AND SO .... (SCHNACRCH!).....I WANT TO SLEEP AND WISH YOU A GREAT SOFTWARE FUTURE WHITHOUT BRAINBURSTING,LIVE STORY TELLING SENSELESS SCROLLIES .... SO GOOD NIGHT !!!!!....(#$%^&&*(*).... STOP, STOP,!! DON'T RESET! ALL RIGHT, THAT`S THE ALLMIGHTY END OF THE SCROLLY NOW, CREDITS GOING TO ALL FRIENDS AND CONTACTS ALL OVER THE WORLD.....CUL8TER........ JAJA DA ISS NUN WIRKLICH SCHLUSS MANN............... DU WIRST ES NICHT GLAUBEN, ABER ES STIMMT, ES IST : S C H L U S S , T H E E N D, F I N E ACH WAS RED` ICH MANN S C H L U S S ! !!!!!!! NOW COMES SOME IMPORTANT GREETS FROM RATTLE!!!! YEAH, I'M AT THE KEYBOARD AGAIN AND I WANT TO GREET: ALL MEMBERS OF DYNASTY (OF COURSE!) TORSTEN BUROCK KARL HEINZ BINDER ARMIN SANDER DARK OF RED SECTOR (ZUFRIEDEN?) J.O.E. OF SCOOPEX (CONTACT ME !!) AND ALL WHO WANT TO BE GREETED BY ME! O.K. THAT'S REALLY ENOUGH FOR TODAY AND I'LL STOP TYPING SOON! SORRY FOR NO COMPLETE DYNASTY-SPECIAL GREETS, BUT (I COULD TELL YOU NOW THAT I DON'T HAVE THE GREETINGS-LIST (LIKE ALL THE OTHER SHIT-SCROLLY-WRITER)) I DON'T HAVE THE COMPLETE GREETINGS-LIST HERE! (HAHAHAH) BYE BYE THAT'S IT! IT? IT! s2 MY IMPROVEMENTS ... PAGESETTING NOW ON THE RIGHT NUMBER BLOCK TOO DEBUGGED LOAD ROUTINE - NOW IT WILL LOAD THE NEXT PAGE AFTER LOADING A PAGE BY THE NUMBER KEYS PRESS F3 FOR COMIC SHOW - THAT MEANS THE COMICS WILL BE SHOWN AS A DIA-SHOW AUTOMATICALLY PAGE NUMBER SETTING F4 IS NOW CALLED CRAZY-KEY - IT WILL SOMETIMES ..... BUT WHAT I SAY ?? JUST TEST IT ! WAIT AND LET'S SURPRISE !! AND TO ALL KICK 1.3 FRIENDS : THIS CRAZY COMIX SEEMS TO RUN ON IT PERFECTLY !!! AND NOW ALL COMANDS INCLUDED YET : s1 CRSR LEFT / RMB --- 1 PAGE FORWARD CRSR RIGHT / LMB --- 1 PAGE BACK CRSR UP --- 3 PAGES FORWARD CRSR DOWN --- 3 PAGES BACK F1 --- LOAD CNTENTS PAGE F2 --- LO-RES HI-RES SWITCH MOUSE LEFT/RIGHT TO SCROLL PIC F3 --- CRAZY SHOW (LIKE DIASHOW) AGAIN TO STOP IT F4 --- CRAZY KEY (JUST TEST IT !) AGAIN TO STOP F10 --- FADING ON/OFF + --- TO SPEED UP THE MUSIC - --- TO SLOW DOWN MUSIC TAB --- JUMP FORWARD TO GREETS HELP --- FOR THIS DEL --- TURN MUSIC ON/OFF ENTER --- MIRROR SCROLLY RETURN --- CHNAGE ITALIC SPACE --- FADE PIC 1 GRADE DOWN UPPER NUMBER ROW --- SELECT COMIC RIGHT NUMBER BLOCK --- CELECT COMIC TOO AND A HIDDEN WORD IS INCLUDED NOW ! FIND IT !! (4 CHARS) ENDING HELP & CONTINUE OLD TEXT ... s4 s3 s2 s1 GRATULATIONS !!! YOU GOT IT !! w2 s1 s2 s3 YOU FOUND OUT THE HIDDEN WORD !!! s2 BUT... YOU MAY ASK 'IS THIS ALL ????' ... YES IT IS !! DO YOU THOUGHT I PROGRAM A HUGE EXTRA FUNKTION ? I'M TOOOOO LAZY FOR THIS !!! AND NOW YOU SAY : 'OH, THIS FUCKIN' CRAZY COMIX IDIOTS !! THEY LINKED ME AGAIN !! IT THE SAME SHIT LIKE -SPACE- -ENTER- RETURN- -F4- KEYS !! ' MY ANSWER IS NOW : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! YOU'RE RIGHT !