YEAH! EON PROUDLY PRESENTS THE SLEMMING DEMO. HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS DIFFERENT KIND OF ONE PIXEL SINESCROLL?? NICE, OR WHAT?? HOWEVER, THIS PRODUCTION SHOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED JUST AFTER THE CRS/DLN EASTER PARTY, BUT SCHOOL HAS REALLY BEEN A BITCH THE LAST FEW MONTHS. WELL, SHIT HAPPENS. AND I BET MY LEFT NUT THAT NO-ONE IS READING THIS TEXT. SO WHY DO I BOTHER TO WRITE MORE? WELL WEEKS OF CODING CAN DO THAT TO YOU. WHEN YOUR SOURCE IS 5000 LINES LONG, YOU MUST BE PRETTY CLOSE TO BRAINDEAD NOT TO WRITE SOME FEW LINES OF CRAPPY NONSENSE LIKE THIS...... WELL, INSPIRATION IS NONE SO I THINK I'LL SEND SOME PERSONAL GREETS..... HELLO FALLOS! SEND ME A CAN OF FISHBALLS IF YOU'RE READING THIS.. OK? I MUST ALSO SEND HELLOS TO MY LOYAL CONTACTS... HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON GIZMO, CRUIZER, GNOPPEN, MISTER BEAN, ARNE AND FALLOS.... MORE HELLOS ARE DUE TO GED, X-TACY AND OFCOURSE TO ALL MEMBERS OF EON!!!!! FINALLY, I MUST SEND A HELLO TO JOMAR/TALENT: REMEMBER JOMAR, EVERY DOG HAS IT'S DAY!!!!! WELL, FUCK THIS SHITTY PART......... FIVE FOUR THREE TWO EON pp THE GREETINGLIST IS COMING UP...... - WARNING!! THIS IS NOT AN UPDATED LIST!!!! - - ADDONIC - ANDROMEDA - ARDENCY - AURORA - BALANCE D.K. - BRONX - CARILLION - COMPLEX - CREED - CRYPTOBURNERS - CULT - CYTAX - DAZZLE - DELIGHT - FALCONS - FOUNDATION - EREMATION - EXALT - FRANTIC - FRAXION - GRACE - GNOSIS - GOLEMS - ILLUSION - INNERSPHERE - MIDNIGHT SUN - MYSTIX - NEW WAVE - NO LIMITS - NOXIOUS - PARAMOUNT - PARANOID DK - PMC - PRECISE - QUARTZ - RAZOR 1911 - REALITY - REBELS - ROYAL AMIGA FORCE - SCOOPEX - SHADOW DESIGN SYSTEM - SILENTS - SOCIETY - SPACEBALLS - SYMBIOSIS - TALENT - TRSI - VECTRA - VIOLENCE - ZENITH %SCUMM% GIVES YOU ONE THOUSAND AND TWENTY FOUR TRAINED SPERMS.. PRESS THE RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO CHANGE THE SPERM PATTERN!!! BEFORE I GIVE YOU SOME WORDS OF WISDOM BY B.I.T., I'LL EXPLAIN THE TITLE ON THIS DEMO FOR YOU NON-NORWEGIANS. I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YA.... A *SLEMMING* IS A PERSON WHO'S BAD (LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON FOR EXAMPLE). VOILLA, THAT WAS IT... IT MIGHT OCCUR TO YOU THAT THE TITLE AND THE GRAPHICS REMINDS OF THE GAME LEMMINGS, BUT THAT IS PURELY COINCIDENTIAL!! HOWEVER, HERE'S B.I.T........... HELLO EVERYONE! THIS IS B.I.T (BEETHOVENS INNER TALENT) AND YOU'RE LISTENING TO SOME OF MY WORK RIGHT NOW. HMMM... I WONDER,IS THIS THE RIGHT TIME FOR SOME OF MY DEEP-SOULED POEMS?? YES? OK... HERE IS A POEM CALLED 'CAT'... (YOU HAVE TO CONCENTRATE TO UNDERSTAND THE DEEP MEANING OF THIS POEM) OK? HERE IT COMES.....LITTLE PER HAD A CAT .....SUDDENLY IT WAS FLAT (OFCOURSE YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT THE EMOTIONAL PRESSURE IN THIS POEM IS VEEERY INTENSE). A FRIEND OF MINE (FALLOS) LIKED THE DOUBLE-SIDED PICTURE THE POEM GIVES, BUT HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE UNLUCKY CAT WAS SUDDENLY FLAT! BUT OFCOURSE, I KNOW, YOU KNEW IMMEDIATLY THAT PER'S FATHER CAR CAUSED THAT LITTLE, MAYBE FUNNY, YES, FUNNY HEHE INCIDENT... HEHE ...YOU WANT MORE?? WELL I WOULD LIKE TO BRAINWASH YOU TOTALLY, BUT I THINK IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THIS PARTY(CRUSADERS-DEADLINE) ..THE TIME IS TEN PRECISELY AT THE LAST DAY. BYYYYEEE!!! HE,HE.. THIS IS SCUMM AGAIN. B.I.T. WROTE THAT TEXT AT THE PARTY IN GOOD FAITH THAT I WOULD RELEASE THE DEMO A.S.A.P! NOW IT'S JULY, AND THAT PARTY WAS AN EASTER PARTY!! I'M GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!! ENOUGH CONFESSIONS! IT'S TIME FOR SOME TECHNICAL INFO ABOUT THIS PRODUCTION..... THE SOURCE FILE IS APPROX. A HUNDRED AND TEN KILOBYTES!! (OVER FIVE THOUSAND LINES!). WITHOUT TABLES AND SPRITES OFCOURSE! THE ASSEMBLER LOADS OVER THIRTY EXTERNAL FILES (NEW PERSONAL RECORD) ALL ROUTINES, EXCEPT THE SLEMMING CONTROLLER, ARE OVER FIVE MONTHS OLD. OK! I ADMIT IT! I'M LAZY!!! BUT THE WORST WORK IS TO PUT THE ROUTINES TOGETHER!! WELL, I MUST THANK B.I.T. FOR THIS FABULOUS MUSIC. HE COMPOSED THE ENTIRE MASTERPICE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS AT THE PARTY. INCREDIBLE!!! I MUST ALSO THANK SPURTNIK FOR ALL THE SLEMMING GRAPHICS!! WE MUST HAVE A MEETING WHEN YOU RETURN FROM SWEDEN!!! ALL DUDES AND DUDETTES OUT THERE HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE TO SEE A NEW SCUMM PRODUCTION, BUT I THINK OTHER EONISTS ARE COOKING SOMETHING UP NOWADAYS. I THINK YOU CAN EXPECT A MUSICDISK, A SLIDESHOW AND A NEW FALLOS PRODUCTION SOON. BE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS! HASTA LA VISTA BABY!!! SCUMM SIGNING OFF.................. IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE EGO TRIP pppp HERE COMES THE CREDITS AND SOME ADDRESSES....... z ALL CODING AND NEGERARBEID BY S C U M M ppppp SEXY GIRLS CAN CONTACT THIS ADDRESS: PAUL AUSTDAL pp SJOSTRAND SMEDSTUA pp N-2350 NES H. pp NORWAY pp z UTTERLY FUNKY SOUNDTRACK BY B.I.T. ppppp NERDS MAY FIND MORE WISDOM AT THIS ADDRESS: OVE KARLSEN pp LAUVLIA 5 pp N-3055 KROKSTADELVA pp NORWAY pp z SLEMMING GRAPHICS AND VERTICAL LOGO BY S P U R T N I K ppppp PERVERTS SHOULD TRY THIS ADDRESS: INGE PEDERSEN pp MYRAVEIEN 12 pp N-2300 HAMAR pp NORWAY pp z TOOTHPASTE LOGO, CREDITS AND GREETSFONTS BY G A K K G A K K ppppp RADDISER SHOULD WRITE TO THIS ADDRESS: TORE SCHEFFLER pp BRATTENGA 4 pp N-2353 STAVSJO pp NORWAY pp z WRAPPER-SINUS FONTSET BY D E X T E R ppppp FARMERS SHOULD CONTACT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS: MADS MIDTSAETER pp LANGESGATE 18 pp N-3044 DRAMMEN pp NORWAY pp z THESE PICTURES WERE SCANNED BY L E V I A T H A N ppppp IVAR NAGLIC pp MOELLEVEIEN 14 pp N-2322 RIDABU pp NORWAY pp z YEAH! AND THE SPERMAFONTSET WAS R I P P E D ! ! pppppppppppppppppp INSTEAD OF MAKING AN AUTOEXIT ON THIS PART, WE GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO LISTEN MORE TO THE FABULOUS MUSIC. THE TEXT AND THE PICTURES WILL WRAP, BUT YOU CAN EXIT BY PRESSING THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON!!!! SCUMM SIGNING OFF FOR GOOD...... z