WELL... AS YOU MIGHT KNOW THIS IS THE LAST PART OF THIS DEMO. WE HOPE THAT YOU HAVE ENJOYED IT!! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ THE BULLSHIT, YOU WILL HAVE TO RESET YOUR AMIGA NOW. BY THE WAY, THIS IS SNAKE SPEAKING NOW. I DON'T WANT TO BRAG, BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I THINK THAT THIS IS MY BEST DEMO (SO FAR). BUT I HOPE I WILL MAKE DEMOS IN THE FUTURE, WITCH IS EVEN BETTER THEN THIS ONE. SO WATCH OUT IN THE FUTURE FOR MORE PRODUCTIONS MADE BY ME. I'M NOT SUCH A GOOD BULLSHIT WRITER SO I WILL HAND THE KEYBOARD TO THE REAL BULLSHIT-EXPERT, CAPTAIN BLOOD!!! GODDAGENS!! HERE IS CAPTAIN BLOOD. TO BAD I DIDN'T HAVE A SPECTRUM-ANALYZER IN MY MUSICDISK 'PHANTASY SOUND', BUT IT'S TO LATE NOW. (SNAKE KUNDE FIXA EN S[DAN, SNYFT, SNYFT) WELL...I AM GETTING DIZZY OF THIS CIRCLE, SO I HAVE TO HAVE A DRINK......JUST A MOMENT........HERE I AM AGAIN TALKING NONSENS. OK, WHAT ABOUT THE DEMO THEN? I THINK IT'S GOOD. (JO, SNAKE HAR NOG BLIVIT EN B\TTRE CODER) I CAN'T TALK SHIT MORE SO GOOD BYE! HELLO, SNAKE HEAR AGAIN!!! SHOT UP BONZO AND CERO!!!!! (THAT'S MY DOGS) NOW BONZO COMES BUT NO... NO!!!!! DON'T DO IT BONZO! NO!!!! CRAAAASSHH!!!!! MY MONITOR IS NOW LYING ON THE FLOOR AND IT'S TOTALY DESTROYED. BONZO IS NOW VERY HAPPY B'COZ MY MULTISYNC-MONITOR NOW STARTS TO FLASH AND BURN. NO... I THINK CERO ASLO IS COMING NOW. I MUST HURRY TO CLOSE THE DOOR. NO, HE WAS TO FAST FOR ME. HE'S RUNNING TOWARDS MY COMPUTER!! CERO, NO DON'T!!! CRAAASSHHH!!! THE KEYS ARE NO LONGER SITTING ON THE KEYBOARD. THEY ARE LYING ON THE FLOOR AND A FEW OF THEM ARE IN CERO'S STOMACH. NOW I MUST HAVE REVENGE!!! I WILL BURN UP THEIR TOYS. (HEHEHEHE) DO YOU THINK THAT THIS STORY IS TRUE. IF YOU WANT THEN WHY NOT TAKE A POSTCARD AND WRITE *YES* OR *NO* IN THE LEFT CORNER AND SEND IT TO CAPTAIN BLOOD (HE LOVES POSTCARDS) THE FIVE FIRST WITH THE RIGHT ANSWER WILL WIN A FINE PRICE. THEY WILL BE ONE OF CAPTAIN BLOOD'S SWAP-CONTACTS. NOW... I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING MORE SAY SO I WILL GIVE THE KEYBOARD (WHAT'S LEFT OF IT) TO HEXTEX. WELL HERE I AM IN FRONT OF AN AMIGA AND WRITING BULLSHIT IN THIS SCROLLER. NOW IT`S TIME FOR A STORY CALLED *** THE LAMER *** A SUNNY DAY RAGNAR RANULSSON WENT TO A AMIGA-SHOP AND ASKED FOR AN AMIGA 5000. THE SHOP-OWNER SAD: WE DON'T HAVE AMIGAS HERE BUT WE HAVE A FEW VIC 20 IF THAT'S OK? OH YES WONDERFUL, RAGNAR SAID AND JUMPED UP IN THE ROOF AND HURT HIS LAMHEAD. HE ASKED FOR BANDAGE AND THE SHOP-OWNER GAVE HIM PRINTER-PAPER AND SAID: IF THAT'S OK? OH YES WONDERFUL, RAGNAR SAID AND JUMPED IN THE ROOF-HOLE AND LANDED IN A TREE NEXT TO A HOUSE. THE SHOP-OWNER CALLED THE FIRE-DEPARTMENT AND ASKED IF THEY COULD PICK HIM. THEY ANSWERED THAT THEY HAVEN'T TIME TO PICK HIM DOWN, SO RAGNAR BUILD UP A TENT IN THE TREE. WHEN RAGNAR SLEPT IN HIS ORANGE AND BROWN PYJAMAS WITH FLOWERS ON HE FELL DOWN AND HURT HIS LEG. THE SHOP-OWNER CALLED AN AMBULANCE. RAGNAR CRIED IN THE ABULANCE: MOTHER, MOTHER I WANT TO GO HOME! WHEN THE AMBULANCE-MEN PICKED HIM OUT THEY DIDND'R HAVE A STRETCHER SO THEY TOOK HIM IN A BIG PLASTIC-BAG. HE SCREAMED AND SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE BABY. RAGNAR WAS SO WILD SO THEY HAD GIVE HIM AN INJECTION FOR WILD PERSONS. RAGNAR FELL IN SLEEP. WHEN HE WOKE UP HE WAS LYING IN THE FLOOR IN THE ANIMALS ROOM. HE WAS A IN A VET-HOSPITAL. HEHEHE!!! RAGNAR RANULSSON ASKED FOR HIS MOTHER WHEN A VET CAME IN. SHE STOOD NEXT TO THE VET. THE VET SAID HERE IS YOUR MOTHER AND SHE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU. SHE SAID: RAGNAR SY SOMETHING! RAGNAR SAID IN PANIC: WHERE IS MY VIC 20! WHERE IS IT!!!! HERE IT IS AND TAKE IT AS A PRESENT FROM ALL OF US IN THE VET-HOSPITAL, RAGNAR. CLAPPED HIS HANDS AND SAID: FINE SPEECH MOTHER. SHE KNOW THAT HE IS GOING TO BE CRAZY FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, SO SHE DROVE HIM HOME WITH HER TRACTOR. *** THE END *** THAT WAS A LAME STORY AND KNOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BULLSHIT-CIRCLE WILL NOW RESTART............................................................................. THIS IS A NEW DEMO FROM EAGLES RELEASED ON THE 7TH OF SEPTEMBER IN 1991!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT?? THE SCROLL IS VERY NICE ISN'T IT??? MAYBE IT'S TO EASY TO READ BUT THAT'S EASY TO FIX. YEEAAHHH!!! THIS IS MUCH BETTER!!! WELL.... NOW WE MUST GO ON WITH THIS DEMO B'COZ IT CAN BE A LITTLE BORING TO STARE AT THE SAME THING A LONG TIME!!! Ò WELL.... SHALL WE TAKE THE GREETINGS NOW OR..... NO, I THINK I WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE EMPTY SPACE ON THIS SCREEN FIRST. FIRST OF ALL WE NEED A LOGO! Ó GOOD, AND BELOW THIS SCROLLER I THINK IT WILL BE NICE WITH A SPECTRUM-ANALYZER! Ô THE DEMO MUST ALSO HAVE A NAME, SO HERE IT IS. ó NOW, LET'S TAKE THE GREETINGS. Õ IF YOU WANT TO BE IN OUR GREETING-LIST THEN WHY NOT CONTACT US.Ö (RIGHT BUTTON TO PAUSE THE SCROLLER) YOU CAN CALL OUR BOARD 'ATLANTIS' ON THE NUMBER +46(0)16-124534 (2400 BPS) OR YOU CAN WRITE TO ONE OF THE FOLLWING ADDRESSES: DORK, KORHALLSV%GEN 16, 430 10 TV$$KER, SWEDEN OR TO CAPTAIN BLOOD, TR$DDRAGAREV%GEN 14, 595 95 MJ&LBY, SWEDEN OR TO TAQQER, LARS I KUJASV%GEN 4, 654 72 KARLSTAD, SWEDEN. × NOW LET'S HAVE THE CREDITS FOR THIS DEMO. Ø NOW WE HAVE REACHED THE LAST PART OF THIS DEMO AND IT CONTAINS A CIRCLE WITH SOME BULLSHIT. CREDITS ARE: CODING BY 'SNAKE' ALL SCROLL-FONTS ALSO BY 'SNAKE' MUSIC COMPOSED BY 'CAPTAIN BLOOD' RED LOGO BY 'DECON' THE OTHER LOGOS BY 'HEXTEX' WE SEND GREETINGS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER TO: AGILE, ALPHA FLIGHT, ANDEJAVU, ANALOG, ARCANA, ARCTIC CODERS, ARISE, ARTIC CIRCLE, AURORA, AXE, BLADE, BLITZ, CHROME, CREAM, CREATORS, CYTAX, D-MOB, DAZZLE, DICTATORS, DRACO, DRAGONS, ENERGY, EXCEED, FRONT 2010, GIANTS, GNATY, HEAVY DUTY, IMAGINE, IMPURITY, LEGACY, LETHAL INFERNO, MAGIC PIXELS, MAJIC 12, MYSTIX, NETWORK, OMEGA, PALACE, PARAMOUNT, PHENOMENA, PIONEERS, PIRATES, PROXIMA, REALITY, REFLECTORS, RUDE AND EVIL, SATOR, SCARFACE, SCIENCE 451, SCOOPEX, SCORPION, SHINING, SPIRIT, SPOCK, STRANGE, STRANGERS, TAURUS, TAUSETTI, THE PUNISHERS, THE SPECIAL BROTHERS, TINTIN, TRISTAR AND RED SECTOR, UNLIMITED ARTISTS BART, VANISH, VOICE, VOUGE, VOX DEI, WIZZCAT, ZYGON. IF SOMEONE IS FORGOTTEN, WE ARE VERY SORRY!!!!