FIRE SELECTS + R/MOUSE FOR EDITOR (C) 1990 ARSE-KICKING PRODUCTIONS 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 BOBS 00 00 00 00 COPPER 00 00 00 00 BARS 00 00 00 00 ANALYZER a OKAY OKAY, CALM DOWN..... YA WANNA PARTY?? WELL THEN LETS KICK IT IN WITH SOME COPPER... bTUFF EH? WELL I THINK ITS PRETTY TIGHT TOO... WELL, THATS IT FOLKS!! ............... OKAY... LETS TRY SOMETHING ELSE NOW... BARS!!! c OKAY! BARS BUT I THINK I WANT SOME ANALYZERS!!! d THERE!! PRETTY NEAT EH? NO? SO HOW ABOUT A FEW GRAPHIC ELEMENTS?!? e h OKAY THATS FOUR MINI INTROS IN ONE FOLKS THATS IT NOW.... LETS MAKE SOME COPPER KORVAR OUT OF THIS STUFF!! f AHHH BISTO!!! BETTER? WELL THATS ALL YA GONNA GET! USER CONTROL TOO! PRESS RIGHT MOUSE TO ACTIVATE TRAINER.... PRESS FIRE TO SELECT A SINGLE ITEM(?!) AND USE THE STICK OFJOY (OR PAIN IF YOURE A MASOCHIST) TO PISSBALL ABOUT WIV YA PATTERNS!!! INSPIRATION CAME FROM SEEING ZERONINES SINUS-RASTER INTRO (TUFF STUFF DUDE!) NOW LETS DELVE INTOWONDERFULLY WARPED MINDS OF THE LONG-DICKED MEMBERS OF ECSTASY...... --- A SISSY-ISH MAN FROM BENGAL, CLAIMED THAT ALL HE HAD WAS ONE BALL, UNTIL TWO HORNY BITCHES PULLED DOWN THE MANS BRITCHES, AND PROVED THAT HE HAD NONE AT ALL!!! --- (URGH.. THEIR GETTING WORSE BIO...) WELLLL THATS ALL FOLKS !!!!!!! HMMMM... BEFORE ANY MORE TEXT, COULD I SAY THAT I HATE THIS FONT.... AHHH, ITS REALLY SHIT BIO.... THANK GOD... BIONIC THE MAN WITH THE JOKES IS ON THE PHONE SO I - HAVOK - AM BACK ONLINE.... THIS INTRO WAS OF COURSE CODED BY .... BASTARD .... OOPS, SORRY, BIONIC (GET OFF ME!) THE MINIMAL GRAFIX (ERRR.. LOGO?) WAS DONE BY BIONICS DOG AND THE MUZIC, EVEN THOUGH WE DUNNO WHAT PEICE WE ARE USING ITS BOUND TO BE DONE BY OUR AMAZINGLY LOUD MUZICIAN - ROGUE MALE - THE WOMANISER......... BIONIC RECKONS THAT HE IS A WOMANISER, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW.... GET OFF MY FUCKING PHONE YOU TURD!.... WE ALL AWAIT ARMAGEDDONS NEW DEMO - ROAD TO BOLLOCKS - WHICH SOUNDS BLOODY EXCELLENT (OF COURSE HE SAYS) AND PROMISES TO BE ANOTHER ARSE-KICKING PRODUCTION... OK, ME AND BIG AL ARE LEAVING TOMORROW FOR MIRACLE-FAIRLIGHT-HORIZON COPY-PARTY IN SWEDEN SO THE FOLLOWING TEXT SHOULD BE FROM THE PARTY ITSELF... HELLO FREAKS THIS IS THE MEGAGREAT REBEL OF HORIZON WRITING....... I HAVE GOT NO WRITING INSPIRATION AT ALL SO LEAVE THE KEYBOARD TO ANOTHER MEMBER OF HORIZON CALLED STRIPER WHILE I AM LOOKING FOR MY LOST INSPIRATION.....SEE YA IN A FEW METRES OF SCROLLTEXT...... YOAHA!!!!! THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY S T R I P E R FROM AMIGA EASTER CONFERENCE IN GOTHENBURG. WOAH!!! SCROLLERS ARE SO BORING WHEN YOUR NOT DRUNK, SO MAYBE TOMORROW I CAN MANAGE TO FILL SOME HELL OFF CRAZY TEXT IN YOUR TINY BRAIN... SO HERE COMES REBEL BACK TO THE KEYS..... STEP BACK GUYS, BECAUSE HERE IS THE ONE YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR (YEAH!!!)........ SOME HIYAS TO THE FOLLOWING COOL DUDES AT THIS PAAAAAADIE.......HELLO NORPAN OF DEFJAM , ZIPHOID OF RAZOR 1911 (WRRROOOM!!!) , LONEWOLF OF PUBLIC ENEMIES (STEJ LEJM LEJMER!) AND OF COURSE TO MY MUM (HI MA, I AM BOOZING LIKE HELL AND YOU CANT STOP ME WHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!) OK, THAT WAS ALL I HAD TO SAY ANOTHER GUY IS TAKING OVER.............. WHERE HAS REWARD GONE???? I WANNA SEE MORE GRAFIX! HMM... SAURON OF MIRACLE IS WALKING AROUND PROBABLY DRUNK... SO FAR (1ST DAY) THEIR ARE ALOT OF COOL GUYS AND GROUPS, THE ONES I HAVE SEEN ARE - MIRACLE, FAIRLIGHT, HORIZON, ORACLE, RAZOR 1911, SCOOPEX FINLAND, VISION FACTORY, REBELS, DEFJAM, PHENOMENA, AND MORE MY MEMORY CANT FIND... ...... YOHOOOO! HERE IS SIXX OF D-MOB WRITING IN A INTRO FOR ECSTASY...(QUITE COOL NAME, EH?) .. AS YOU MAY KNOW WE ARE AT THE PARTY HELD BY HORIZON-FAIRLIGHT-MIRACLE IN GOTHENBURG, SWEDEN (MY HOMETOWN!) ...... WE ARE NOW IN OUR OWN ROOM AND THE MOST OF US ARE WORKING (EXEPT AZTEK, HES LOOKING AT DALLAS ON THE TELLY....) ... IF YOU HAVENT GOT OUR VERY BEST COPY PROGRAM CALLED D-COPY, JUST ASK YOUR BEST CONTACT, AND HE WILL HAVE IT! ....... OK, NOW I MUST DO SOME GRAFIX SO JUST STAY COOOOL ............ OK, HERES CAD/D-MOB!! SINCE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ILL JUST SEND OF SOME YOS TO MY FRIENDS IN ECSTASY, WHO ARE VISITING THE GREAT COUNTRY SWEDEN!! STAY CULE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, DUDES!!!!... RIGHT THAT ALL FROM THE PARTY AS US ENGLISH GUYS ARE GOING BACK TODAY... BEFORE WE DEPART WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE GUYS THAT MADE OUR STAY POSSIBLE... CONQUEROR OF WHOEVER, VIGILANTE (KEEP UP THE COOL GFX), SAURON OF MIRACLE (THANX FOR THE LUNCHES! SEND ME THE STORYBOARD AND CONCEPTS FOR YOUR GAME), GALACTUS OF WHOEVER (THANX FOR THE DOSH AND ARRANGEMENTS), LINK OF HORIZON (HES NEXT TO ME SO I HAVE TO PUT THAT! EEEK, SORRY LINK... MORE CONFERENCES!), WAR ANGEL OF NORTHSTAR (DONT KNOW WHY, BUT SHIT! WHAT COOL CHATS ON CONFERENCES... STILL LIKE SWEDISH GIRLS BETTER???), ZIKE OF WHOEVER (MESSAGE FROM BIG AL.... CHALA CHALA, KNULLA!.. FIKUS! ARE YOU BERG?!), BRUSE LI OF SPG (THE ONLY GUY IN SWEDEN TO OFFER US TEA!! SHIT!!! T E A D R I N K E R S! EH LINK??! THANX FOR LETTING US STAY WITHOUT THE BLOODY SLEEPING BAGS!), WARLORD OF THE LINK (YEAH! WHATTA COOL GUY WHEN YOUR DRUNK! WERE YOU EVER SOBER?? ANYWAY KEEP UP THE BEST UTILITY DISKS! ARTICLES COMING SOON, ENJOY THE CHICKENS!), RIC OF HORIZON (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! DRUNK BASTARD! ARE WE REALLY THAT COOOOOL?!?!?!?! NOW THAT WE ARE GOING THEIR WILL BE NO MORE FUN FOR YOU!)...... NOW QUICK HELLOS TO THE COOLEST GUYS AT THE PARTY!... STATIC, DROOPY, VANDAL, JAKE UP OF REBELS, REWARD AND SLAYER OF SCOOPEX FINLAND, NITROBIT, DIABLO OF MIRACLE, BAMBAM! OF ORACLE (FUCK YOU! SUCKS MAN... WHEN IS YOUR NEXT CONCERT?!), METALGEAR, TSH, KEVIN OF FISHING FACTORY (HEY MG, THOUGHT OF A NAME YET?!), CELEBRANDIL, STRIDER, EXOLON, SPIKE, ULTRATECH, BLACK SHADOW OF FAIRLIGHT (ANOTHER LOGO?!! WHEN ARE YOU GIVING ME THE SECOND PRIZE!), TWINS, PHOTON, FIREFOX, BIG A OF PHENOMENA (GLAD YOU LIKED THE 3.5 HOUR LOGO!), SKYWIZE, HIHAT OF THE LINK (CHICKENS! IN I THINK 2 HOURS! WOW! HEH SKYWIZE, CONTACT ME AGAIN!), THE REST OF HORIZON (SOOOO MANY COOOL GUYS!), MAX, TED, THE BARON, OF DEFJAM (COOOL GFX MAX, WILL CONTACT YOU SOON! HEY NORP! BEEP BEEP BEEP!), DARK, SCS, COKE OF RED SECTOR INC (NICE MEETING YOU GUYS! ALL THE WAY FROM GERMANY! HEY DARK... YOUR SLIDESHOW I HOPE WILL BE COOOOL! GREAT CE-BIT PHOTOS!) UNCLE TOM, SIR HENRY, DOCTOR NO, SECTOR 9, ZIPHOID OF RAZOR 1911 (HEY UNCLE! NICE CAR! SEND ME MORE OF THE GAME GRAFIX!.. SIR HENRY! WILL CONTACT YOU SOON!, DR.NO AND S.9.. KEEP UP THE COOL CODE GUYS....), CAD, ORPHEUS, SIXX, TURBOBRAIN OF D.MOB (NICE TO SEE CAD AGAIN! HEY ORPHEUS... AMAZING SOUNDS OUR ROGUE MALE MUSIC DISK SOON, HE WILL CONTACT YOU SOON............... OKOKOKOKOK... WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE BORING UK, SO FROM BIG AL AND HAVOK (SMALL AL AND HAMMOCK) A BIG GOODBYE AND COOL 1990, MAYBE WE SHALL SEE YOU AT THE E.C.E.S SHOW IN LONDON!...