EUPHORIA #   PRESENTS SOME        VECTORS * $### BY  VOYAGER*  ##     ALL CODING BY  VOYAGER*  #  ,  GFX BY   HANS   # AND   TANDY*   #  ,  MUSIC BY   HAWK   # EUPHORIA REPORTING FROM THE   -LAMEST- # PARTY EVER HELD IN THE WHOLE FUCKEN WORLD!! BY THE LAMEST TEAM IN FINLAND - MISTRAL -  ...JUST KIDDING   THE ONLY TEAMS PRESENT ARE EUPHORIA - ADVANCE - DIGITAL DISASTER AND MISTRAL !!! THE ONLY REASON WHY WE ARE HERE IS THE DEMOCOMPETITION WHICH WE ARE GOING TO WIN OF COURSE... HEHEHEH. ANYWAY  WE CAME*  # WE SAW  #     AND   WE WON!! #  I HOPE...#     I THINK THIS IS THE VERY FIRST VECDEMO MADE BY   VOYAGER*  #   RIGHT NOW HE IS TAPPING THE KEYS OF HIS AMIGA 500 AND IMPROVING THE CODE OF THIS PRETTY NICE DEMON...     UHH  I WILL LET SOMEONE ELSE TO THE KEYS   I WILL GO OUT AND SMOKE SOME CHESTERFIELD   CIGS   #  HANS SIGNING OFF...  YEAH!  SWAPPERJACK HERE... I THINK THAT GREETZ ARE DEAD BORING SO... LET'S CHECK THEM OUT LATER!   WHAT DO YOU THINK  SHOULD I CHANGE MY NAME TO    SJ    # I'M TIRED TO WRITE SWAPPERJACK TO EVRY FUCKING LETTER I SEND! SO SEND YOUR OPINION WITH SOME DISKS TO.. SWAPPERJACK OF EUPHORIA      P.O.BOX 7      90251 OULU    FINLAND          YOU CAN ALSO WRITE TO   HANS OF EUPHORIA      P.O.BOX 701      90141 OULU      FINLAND        FOR SWAPPING.....WRITE TO ONE OF THESE COOL MAILTRADERS:     BARRAX OF EUPHORIA (REMEMBER TO WRITE THIS, SUCKERS!)    41940 VESANKA     FINLAND     OR WRITE TO:     LEGGY OF EUPHORIA     PLK 089227 C     2300 KIEL 17     UNITED GERMANY     AND DON'T FORGET TO CALL OUR ELITE EUROBOARD CALLED     - GANGZTER ZONE -      AT:     +46-31-304 142     HERE COMES FEW GREETZ TO THE FOLLOWING RULERS IN THE SCENE ...  ANGELS  FAIRLIGHT  HORIZON  KEFRENS  SKID ROW  CRIONICS  CRYPTOBURNERS  RED SECTOR AND TRISTAR  VALHALLA  DEFJAM  VISION FACTORY  SCOOPEX  QUARTEX  ANARCHY  DUAL CREW  PARADOX  FLASH PRODUCTIONS  SYNDICATE  BRAINSTORM  LEVEL 4  ALPHA FLIGHT  CRUSADERS  NO LIMITS  REBELS  SILENTS  VERTIGO  IMAGE  RAZOR 1911  STORM  SHARE AND ENJOY  REAKTOR  ZERO DEFECTS  ITALIAN BAD BOYS  ORACOOL  ALCATRAZ CLASSIC  ARMADA  PHENOMENA  SETROX  SPREADPOINT  SUBWAY  FRAXION  CAVE  GATE  AND 2 ALL 4GOTTEN 1S...   SORREE BUT WE HAVEN'T GOT OUR GREETSDISK AVAILABLE.  AT THIS MOMENT THE ONLY EUPHORIANS AT THIS  -PARTY-  ARE VOYAGER  BARRAX  HANS  SWAPPERJACK  TANDY AND THE LEAST - SHADE MC         YO! MTV RAPS   IT IS TANDY WRITING HERE SOME IDIOTISM.  I AM BORED TO TALK ABOUT THOSE FUCKING SCENE THINGS. SO , IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN  MUSIC , GFX , SCI-FI , EMPIRE , PORTS OF CALL , SIMCITY , MTV OR ANYTHING WRITE TO     TANDY OF EUPHORIA   ROININEN       RAATTEENTIE 2     90140 OULU     FINLAND  AND DONT FORGET TO PUT SOME DISKS TOO. GEEEE!  WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ AN UNBELIEVABLE STORY WRITTEN BY HANS?  NAAAH!  #  I WILL TELL IT TO YO ANYWAY!!    YOUNG BUNS 2    STARRING   HANS   # AND   TANDY*   # DIRECTED BY   HANS AND TANDY ... ...   IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING AND OUR HEROES HANS AND TANDY DECIDED TO MAKE A TRIP TO THEIR WELL-KNOWN FRIEND BARRAX.  THEY WENT TO THE RAILWAYSTATION AND BOUGHT THE TICKETS TO JYVASKYLA AND BACK. THE TRAIN WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE AT 7.20 IN THE NEXT MORNING. WHEN THE SUN ROSE AND THE TRIP WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN   TANDY   WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE STATION !  WHERE WAS HANS ? SLEEPING OF COURSE !  TANDY CALLED 7.10 FROM THE NEAREST PHONE TO HANS AND ASKED IF HE COMES OR NOT. HANS RUSHED UP FROM HIS BED AND RAN TO THE STATION JUST TO SEE THE TRAIN LEAVING !!! AAAAHRH !!  THAT IS OK  WE WILL TAKE THE NEXT TRAIN! SAID HANS. DEPARTURE TIME FOR THAT ONE IS 9.10 AM  AND WE WONT MISS THAT ONE FOR SURE !   THE BOYS SPENT THE NEXT FEW HOURS ON THE STATION... VERY DULL. THEY GOT THEIR SEATS AND STARTED TO LISTEN SOME HIP-HOUSE RECORDINGS FROM THEIR WALKMEN. OH SHIT! SAID TANDY. WE GOTTA SWITCH TRAINS IN SEINAJOKI AND HAAPAMAKI! ARRIVAL TO SJK WAS AT 1.25 PM AND THE TRAIN TO HAAPAMAKI LEFT AT 3.45 PM. OOOH SHIIT !  ALMOST 2 AND A HALF HOURS IN DULLSVILLE CALLED SEINAJOKI !!!! THEIR COOLNESSES CRUISED BACK AND FORTH IN THE CITADEL AND FOUND    NOTHING! #    IT WAS A REALLY DULL AND HOT... PLUS 26 CELSIUS! PUH HUH! THEY VISITED EVERY FUCKEN SHOPPE AND BOUTIQUE OF SEINAJOKI... HUH! THE TRAIN IS SOON LEAVING! LETS HEAD TOWARDS THE STATION! MENTIONED HANS.     FINALLY THE BOYS REACHED JYVASKYLA. BUT WHERE WAS HANS'S SKATEBOARD ? HE HAD LEFT IT TO SOME TRAIN!  HANS COLLAPSED TO THE GROUND AND STARTED CRYING. AFTER HALF AN HOURS OF CRYING TANDY MANAGED TO DRAG HANS TO THE BUSS WHICH WAS ABOUT TO RUN OFF TOWARDS MUURAME AND BARRAX. THE TIME WAS 21.45 PM WHEN THEY FINALLY DROPPED TROUGH BARRAXS FRONT DOOR. THE NEXT FEW DAYS THE EUPHORIANS PLAYED FOOTBALL - ATE - CHECKED BARRAXS MAIL - DID SOME COMPUTERING - AND JUST WONDERED HOW BEAUTIFUL CAN THE COUNTRYSIDE IN FINLAND BE!!!  TIME FLIES WHEN YOU ARE HAVING FUN THEY SAY AND SOON WAS THE TIME TO LEAVE. THE BUSS WAS OFF AT 6.20 AM AND BARRAXS FATHER PROMISED TO WAKE THE POOR SUCKERS UP...  BUT HE DIDNT!!!! AAAAAH! IT HAPPENED AGAIN! SNYFT!     THAT IS OK  WE WILL TAKE THE NEXT TRAIN!  SAID HANS.  SHUT THE FUCK UP!  SCREAMED TANDY   THE HEROES MADE IT TO THE NEXT TRAIN TO HAAPAMAKI. EVERYBOODI OUT! PLEESE CHANGE TO THE OTHER TRAIN  WAITING FOR YOU ON THE OTHER TRACK!  TOLD THE CONDUCTOR.  BUT HE DIDNT TELL WHICH TRACK!!!! UAAAAAAH! SAATANA VITTU PASKA HELLVETTI!   GUESS WHAT HAPPENED? THE BOYS RUSHED TO A TRAIN WHICH HEADED RIGHT BACK TO JYVASKYLA!!!! FUCK! THEY WERE SSOOOO ANGRY THAT THEY WERE KICKING - BITING - SMASHING - PISSING ON - - SPITTING - RIPPING - EVERY PERSON WHO CAME WITHIN 100 METRES RANGE!!!   THAT IS OK  WE WILL TAKE THE NEXT TRAIN! TANDY COLLAPSED AND CRIED JUST LIKE HANS DID WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT HIS SK8 WAS DISAPPEARED. HANS DRAGGED TANDY TO A TRAIN WHICH WENT STRAIGHT TO KUOPIO AND THERE TO OULU... FUCK THE VALTION RAUTATIET! AND ALL THE BUSSES IN FINLAND!  EUPHORIA - THE NEW EXPERIENCE - THEY BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE -     EUPHORIA !!!      SJ PLUS TANDY PLUS HANS PLUS PERSEUS - NOT AN EUPHORIAN -     SIGNING OFFA HERE!    9    8    7   6   5   4  3  2 1   ZERO!    LAUNCH!       WRAP THIS SHIT OFF!                BYE!