$$$$$$$$$$$WELCOME$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[$$$$$$$$WERE HAVE COME HERE TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ASS.......$$$$$$$$$$AND WERE ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM.... YEARRRHHHH!!!!!!!$$$$$$$$$WELCOME TO ANOTHER PRODUCTION OF FACTOR 4 YOU WILL FIND NO 500 BOBS OR THINGS LIKE THAT ONLY THESE DUAL PLAYFEILD SCROLLERS THIS IS WARRIOR DOIN THE CRAZY TYPING FOR THIS DEMO/INTRO WHATEVER.... TO STOP THIS SCROLLER THEN JUST BELT YOUR LEFT MOUSEBUTTON AND THEN THUMP THE RIGHT ONE TO START IT UP AGAIN...... ARE YOU A GIRL???? IF SO THEN REMOVE YOUR PANTIES AND PUT YOUR PUSSY ONTO THE CORNER OF YOUR MONITOR.... NOW PRESS BOTH MOUSEBUTTONS AT SAME TIME FOR A VIBRATION (HA HA HA HA HA)...... TO EXIT PRESS THE FIREBUTTON (FOUND ON YOUR JOYSTICK).... DEMO SHIT NOW - MOST CODE BY ME - MUSIC BY OUR GOOD FREIND IN U.K APE - AND GRAPHICS AS ALWAYS BY ME ALSO...... WE HAVE JUST HAD FOUR MORE MEMBERS JOIN OUR GROUP.... THEY ARE EX MEMBERS OF THE WARRIORS OF TIME (AUSTRAILIAS #1 64 TEAM) NOW THEY HAVE LAID THEIR DEAR OLD 64S TO SLEEP AS DOORSTOPS OR PRINTER BUFFERS AND HAVE GOT THEIR HANDS ON AMIGA.... THAT MAKES FIVE MEMBERS NOW IN AUSTRAILIA AND ONE MEMBER IN THE GOOD OLD U.S OF A NOT TO FORGET OUR FOUR MEMBERS IN THIS COUNTRY NEW ZEALAND..... WELL JUST ABOUT THIS TIME I AM GETTING BOOORED AND WAS GOING TO SAY THAT SLY WILL TYPE SOME TEXT BUT HE SAYS THAT HE DOESNT WRITE TEXT ANYMORE???? SITTING NEXT TO ME AT HIS 2000 I HEAR STRANGE CHANTINGS AND INCANTATIONS OF ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE BEING MUTTERED.... HE IS PLAYING AT MAKING A TRAINER FOR FREDDY HARDEST IN SOUTH MANHATTEN.... NOT A BAD GAME BUT NOWHERE AS GOOD AS RAINBOW ISLANDS (THE SLY GUYS FAVOURITE GAME)..... A LITTLE MESSAGE GOES TO THE SEX BOYS [[[[[ HELLO AND SLY WAS WONDERING WHERE HIS DISKS ARE???? HAS YOUR DOG EATED THEM??? HAS YOUR SISTER STEALED THEM??? HMMMMMMM........... NOW THE SLY IS TALKING TO ME IN TONGUES (WHAT NEXT SLY??? UPSIDEDOWN CROSSES)??? HE TALKS OF JOYSTICK READERS AND LOCATION DFF00C..... WHAT CAN IT MEAN???? (HEE HEE).... $$$$$$$$$$$[[[[[[[[[[$$$$$$$$$WHO WAS THAT????$$$$$$$$$$$BACK AGAIN AFTER A SMOKE AND I MUST SAY NOW A BIG THANK YOU TO MY MATE THE PORSCHE OF THE MIGHTY NUKEBUSTERS.... THREE PACKAGES SENT TO ME IN TWO DAYS???? GOOD SENDINGS.... NOW THEN HOW ABOUT SENDING BACK MY PHOTO OF ME AND SLY WITH SAMMY FOX (YUMMY)...... NOW MY FREIND ARNOLD IS CALLING ME ON THE PHONE.... HE SAYS THAT HIS SCHOOL EXAMS WILL START VERY SHORTLY.... THE POOR BASTARD... I HOPE HE DOES ALRIGHT IN THEM.... OK THEN ARNOLD I WILL SEND WARES TOMORROW.... (MABYE HEE HEE HEE).... SEE YOU LATER ARNOLD..... HEY COSMAC (FACTOR 4 HARDWARE AND STATIONARY MAN) WHERE ARE MY LABELS FELLA???? I HAVE NEARLY 100 DISKS WITH NO LABELS (BOOO HOOO).... YEAHHH BATMAN COMERCIAL FLASHES PAST ON OUR TV SCREEN.... IT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY HOT FILM... BUT YES WE HAVE SEEN IT.... BUT OH NO OUR COPY IS TRAGIC IN QUALITY... ARRRGH WE HEARD THAT SOMEBODY TAKED A CAM CORDER INTO A THEATRE AND RECORDED IT???? SO WHOEVER YOU ARE WHO HAS A GOOD COPY OF IT THEN DROP ME AND SLY A LINE (YOU CAN FIND OUR ADDRESS ON THE OTHER SCROLLER ALONG WITH THE GREETINGS LIST)....$$$$$$$[[[[[[[[$$$$$$$$HAVE A NICE DAY????$$$$$$$]]]]]]]$$$$$$$NO!!! HAVE A VIOLENT DAY!!!!! OH DEAR A TRAGIC LOVE STORY ON TV AND NO VIDEOS TO WATCH.... HUUUURGHHHHHH I THINK I WILL WALK OVER AND KILL THE TV.... BETTER NOT.... THERE MAY BE SOMETHING GOOD ON AFTER IT.... OOOHHH A VERY URGENT NOTE TO SPIRAX OF THE UNTOUCHABLES.... YOOOOOO I HAVE NO ADDRESS FOR YOU.... I MUST HAVE LOST IT.... PLEASE SEND YOU ADDRESS TO ME.... I AM NO LONGER WITH STRIKE FORCE (THAT DIED AGES AGO (R.I.P)...... ADVERTISMENT TIME....$$$$$$$FACTOR 4 SEARCHES FOR GOOD GRAPHICS ARTISTS (MY GFX AINT TOO HOT) - GOOD CODERS (ALL MEMBERS CODE BUT WE ARE GREEDY FOR MORE) - AND MUSICIANS (WE HAVE NO MUSICAL WIZZARD... HEEEEELP)!!!!!! IF YOU WANT TO JOIN US THEN WRITE TO ANY OF OUR MEMBERS WHOSE ADDRESS YOU CAN SEE SOMEWHERE ON THE OTHER SCROLLER.......... WIIIILD SCREAMS THE SLY (I AGREE) MABYE HE IS LOOSING IT???? NOW HERE IS THE TOP THREE LOOSER GROUPS IN NEW ZEALAND.... #1 LOOSER AWARD GOES OUT TO INTROSPECTIVE (HEY TALISMAN YOU LAMER I AINT FINISHED WITH YOU YET... HA HA HA).... #2 LOOSER RUNNERS UP ARE MEGAPOWERS (MEGA LAMERS)..... AND 3RD PRIZE GOES TO GRAILQUEST (YOU SILLY LITTLE SCHOOLBOYS WHY NOT JUST FUCK OFF AND DIEEEEEE)!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO PRESS THE JOYSTICK BUTTON AND RETURN TO THE REAL WORLD (OR AS REAL AS YOUR WORLD IS)...... LOOK OUT FOR MORE NEW THINGYS FROM FACTOR 4 IN THE FUTURE... ESPECIALLY SOME GROOVY PRODUCTIONS BY GAZZA IN AUSTRAILIA....... SEE YOU NEXT TIME.... HAVE A GOOD ONE (OR TWO IF YOURE A NYMPHOMANIAC)................$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$q $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$HERE COMES THE GREETINX IN NO ORDER.....$$$$$$$$$TPS OF ABANDON - MEDIA OF DIGITECH - YAPPEN OF APACE - TOXIC OF BAMIGA SECTOR ONE - THE DICTATOR OF THE WARRIORS OF TIME - DR AWESOME OF CRUSADERS - AZTEC OF NORTHERN LIGHTS - TOP SWAP - RICHY OF LIFE RIFFS - DEMON OF MYSTIX - NO LIMITS - ZULU OF RED SECTOR INT - TITAN OF TRILOGY - FREEDOM FORCE AND AMIGA INDUSTRIES - THE SEX BOYS - DR MIND OF ELECTION - EPSILON DESIGN - WIZOID OF DEATHSTAR IN UK - JAN OF SOFTSONIC FORCE - MERCURE OF END OF CENTURY 1999 - SMOKEY OF CRIME - JON OF DEXION - COSTASOFT - MIC DIAR OF COMPLEX - PIONEER OF EXEC - DR CRACK OF THE EXTERMINATORS - DWELL OF NO GROUP - ZARCH OF MAGNETIC FIELDS - ORLANDO OF BRAINSTORM - MAGNUM OF CARTEL - DTW & AMIGAMAN OF WIZZCAT - MAN OF WAR FROM NETWORK 23 - WARLOCK OF PANZERFAUST - FLASH FOX 66 OF CRIME - WALLY OF BOUNTY - BRUCE LEE OF ACME FACTORIES NOW HERE WE GO WITH THE IN COUNTRY GREETS.... NUKEBUSTERS - THE LOST BOYS - STRIKE FORCE - WAUG - PHOENIX - NQD - CREST OF SIX - ARNOLD - M.S.G...... $$$$$$$$$$$$IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO DROP ONE OF US A LINE THEN WRITE TO...... SLY OR WARRIOR - P.O OBX 108 - BULLS - NEW ZEALAND....... COSMAC - P.O BOX 11752 - MANNERS STREET - WELLINGTON - NEW ZEALAND....... MUTLEY - P.O BOX 5165 - LAMBTON QUAY - WELLINGTON - NEW ZEALAND....... GAZZA - 27 QUEEN STREET - CALOUNDRA - 4551 QUEENSLAND - AUSTRAILIA....... OBERON - ROUTE 1 - BOX 175 - LONG PRAIRIE - MENASODA - 56347 - U.S.A....... THERE YOU HAVE THEM.... DONT WORRY IF YOU DIDNT GET TIME TO WRITE THEM ALL DOWN..... WHY????? BEAUSE HERE THEY COME AGAIN....... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$q