HELLO AND FACTOR 4 NEW ZEALAND BIDS YOU WELCOME TO WARRIORS STORY DEMO......         HERE ONCE AGAIN IS THE WARRIOR TYPING ALL THE TEXT....    BOOORING....     NO NEVER BORING TEXT FROM ME......       THIS DEMO????    GRAPHICS BY WARRIOR - CODE BY WARRIOR - MUZAK IS CALLED SUPABASICII BY WALKMAN OF IT......      COOL TUNE!!!!    NOW I WILL TELL A TALE OF A TIME NOT SO LONG AGO IN A GALAXY THAT IS OUR OWN....    IT IS WHERE A GREAT ADVENTURE TOOK PLACE......      I CALL THIS STORY - WARRIOR AND SLY VISIT THE CONCRETE JUNGLE - ...... ONCE UPON A TIME (A WEEK OR SO AGO) THE SLY GUY AND MYSELF DECIDED TO GO ACROSS TO PALMERSTON NORTH (BIGGEST CITY NEAR VILLAGE OF BULLS).....        ON WITH THE WALKING SHOES AND OFF WE STAGGER TO THE BUS STOP....    WE COUNT UP OUR PENNIES AND THEN BROUGHT SOME TICKETS FROM THE NIIICE LADY...   NAME??? SHE ASKS....   .. SMITH AND JONES WE SAY....    NOW WE HAVE THE MEANS OF GETTING THERE SO WE SIT DOWNAND WAIT FOR THE BUS...   THINGS WERE GETTING BOORING SO WE PERV THE LADY IN THE TICKET OFFICE...  HER ASS IS A BIT FAT BUT WE DONT MIND COS WE ARE INTERESTED ONLY IN HER PUSSY...   I BET IT WOULD TASTE NICE....    SCREEEEECH!!!!!   UP PULLS THE BUS AND ON WE HOP... WE SIT DOWN AGAIN AND AS USUAL SLY HAS A LITTLE DAYDREAM ON THE WAY...   I SIT NEAR THE BACK AND IN THE MIRROR THAT THE BUS DRIVER WATCHES FOR VANDALS I SPY A GIRK WITH A SHORT DRESS ON AND I CAN SEE UP IT....    HMMMMM I SIT ALL THE WAY WITH EYES GLUED TO THE MIRROR....    NICE PANTIES BUT I WISH MORE GIRLS WOULDNT WEAR THEM....    ZOOOOM 100 MILES AN HOUR WE BURN INTO PALMERSTON...   THE DEMONIC BUS DRIVER TRYING HIS BEST TO MOW DOWN THE PEDESTRIANS....    THEN THE BUS STOPS AT THE BUS STOP....    FUCK I COULD HAVE WATCHED THE MIRROR ALL DAY...      NOW THERE WE WERE AMONGST THE SKYSCRAPERS AND THINGYS AND WHO SHOULD WE SEE IN COMPUTER SHOP????   WHY OUR GOOD FREIND T.M.A OF N.Z.E.....    HEE HEE HEE....    I SAYS TO THIS LAMER .. HOW MUCH ARE YOU SELLING DEMO DISKS FOR THESE DAYS???   HMMMM NO REPLY....     THEN WE SAY TO HIM .. DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE OF YOUR MEMBERS SENT US THE SOURCE CODE TO YOUR DEMO???....    NO ANSWER AGAIN....    HA HA WE SAY IT IS ALL RIPPED CODE AND IT IS NOT CODED BY YOU (T.M.A)....   ONCE AGAIN NO ANSWER SPEWS FROM HIS LIPS BUT HE LOOKS NOT TOO HAPPY AS HE KNOWS THIS TO BE THE TRUTH....    SO NOW HE TRIES TO SLOPE OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND I SAY .. GOODBYE FUCKHOLE TO HIM BUT HE SAYS NOTHING AGAIN SO WE TALKS A CONFERENCE TO OURSELVES AND DECIDE TO FOLLOW HIM AND BEAT THE LAMERNESS OUT OF HIM....    OFF WE FOLLOW....    HE GOES INTO A FOOD BAR...   WHY??? HE IS FAT ENOUGH FOR TEN MEN...   TEN MINUTES LATER AND HE COMES OUT AND TRIES NOT TO LOOK UP AT US AS HE TROTS OFF TO THE OTHER END OF THE MALL...   NOW MY KNUCKLES HAVE THAT TINGLY FEELING THAT THEY GET WHEN THEY WANT TO DO SOME SERIOUS VIOLENCE....    ZAP!!!!   HE SHOOTS OFF INTO A BOOKSHOP TO TRY TO AVOID US BUT NO...   HE CANNOT ESCAPE THE EAGLE EYES OF THE SLY...   SO WE SITS DOWN ON A CHAIR AND I HAS A SMOKE AND SLY TWIDDLES HIS THUMBS...   MABYE HE WAS FEELING VIOLENT TOO???   YOU BET!!!!    OUT TRUNDLES THE MAD ASSHOLE AFTER TEN MORE MINUTES....   ZOOM HE GOES RACING BACK INTO THE COMPUTER STORE WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS....    TIME FOR ANOTHER CONFERENCE....    MUMBLE MUMBLE AH HA......   WE DECIDE THAT THERE IS NO WAY THAT THE LOOSER WILL WALK DOWN A DARK ALLEYWAY FOR US SO WE WILL BIDE OUR TIME AND WHEN NEXT WE MEET THE MORONIC ASSFUCKER WE WILL PUT HIM OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!         NOW WE ARE ON THE MOVE AGAIN....    LIKE TWO PANTHERS WE STALK ABOUT THE CONCRETE JUNGLE IN SEARCH OF OUR PREY....   ALL AT ONCE WE COME ACROSS IT...   THE VIDEO GAME ARCADE!!!!!     IN WE RUSH AND CHANGE OUR PAPER FOR COPPER COINS....    WE PLAY WWF WRESTLING...   WARRIOR PLAYS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND SLY PLAYS THE BIG BOSSMAN....    YEAHHH!!!   WE BEAT THAT GAME AND MISS LIZZ TELLS US HOW GOOD WE ARE...   NOW I PLAY NARC AND BUST A FEW CRIMS IN BETWEEN ALL THE KILLING OF THEM...   ONTO BUBBLEBOBBLE AND WHOPPING SCORE ON THAT ONE....    MORE GAMES LATER AND WE THINK IT IS TIME FOR BREAKFAST (2.00PM)????    OFF TO HATTERS AND SIT DOWN...   FIVE MINS LATER OUR GREASY BURGERS ARRIVE ON OUR TABLE...   MUNCH MUNCH SLURP BURP BELCH!!!!!     WE ARE TOTAL PIGS.....  BEFORE WE HEAD OFF WE POP INTO BOOKSTORE FOR MY 2000AD WEEKLY....    BEST COMIC MAG IN WORLD!!!!        NOW WE WALK OFF TO THE BUS STOP AGAIN BUT MUCH MORE SLOWLY AS WE ARE FILLED WITH GREASE AND ROTTEN MEAT....    MORE MONEY IS EXCHANGED AND WE GET ONTO THE BUS... LOTS OF LOVELY SCHOOLGIRLS HERE....    YUMMY....    THERE ARE TWO THAT WORK AT OUR LOCAL DAIRY WHICH WE WOULD LIKE TO DOUBLE TEAM SOMETIME...   VIRGIN PUSSY JUST HAS THAT CERTAIN TASTE THAT WELL USED ONES DONT.....     BOORING RIDE HOME AND OFF TO THE BOTTLESTORE TO GET SOME ALCOHOL!!!!    NOW WE ARE EQUIPED FOR THE NIGHT AHEAD OF CODING PIXELING PHONECALLING AND VIDEO WATCHING......   WE ARE BACK....    BACK IN BLACK....          AND SLY AND WARRIOR LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT SOON ENOUGH WILL THEY GET TO DAMAGE T.M.A (TOTALLY MEGAFAT ANALFUCKER).....    T.M.A PROBABLY HAD TO RUN HOME AND CHANGE HIS UNDIES AFTER THAT......    HERES THE GREETINGS AND AS USUAL THEY ARE IN NO SPECIAL ORDER....   FACTORIAL HANDSHAKE THINGYS TO....              TPS OF ABANDON - MEDIA OF DIGITECH - YAPPEN OF APACE - TOXIC OF BAMIGA SECTOR ONE - THE DICTATOR  OF THE WARRIORS OF TIME - DR AWESOME OF CRUSADERS - AZTEC OF D MOB - TOP SWAP - RICHY OF LIFE RIFFS - DEMON OF MYSTIX - NO LIMITS - ZULU OF RED SECTOR INT - TITAN OF TRILOGY - FREEDOM FORCE AND AMIGA INDUSTRIES - THE SEX BOYS - DR MIND OF ELECTION - EPSILON DESIGN - WIZOID OF DEATHSTAR IN UK - JAN OF SOFTSONIC FORCE - MERCURE OF END OF CENTURY 1999 - SMOKEY OF CRIME - JON OF DEXION - COSTASOFT - MIC DIAR OF COMPLEX - PIONEER OF EXEC - DR CRACK OF THE EXTERMINATORS - DWELL OF NO GROUP - ZARCH OF MAGNETIC FIELDS - ORLANDO OF BRAINSTORM - MAGNUM OF CARTEL - DTW & AMIGAMAN OF WIZZCAT - MAN OF WAR FROM NETWORK 23 - WARLOCK OF PANZERFAUST - FLASH FOX 66 OF CRIME - WALLY OF BOUNTY - BRUCE LEE OF ACME FACTORIES       NOW COME THE N.Z GREETS........         NUKEBUSTERS - THE LOST BOYS - STRIKE FORCE - WAUG - PHOENIX - NQD - CREST OF SIX - ARNOLD - M.S.G - WOZ..........          THERE THEY ARE HOPE WE DIDNT MISS ANYBODY....    HERE NOW ARE THE CONTACT ADDRESSES OF FACTOR 4....            SLY OR WARRIOR - P.O BOX 108 - BULLS - NEW ZEALAND.......       COSMAC - P.O BOX 11752 - MANNERS STREET - WELLINGTON - NEW ZEALAND.......       MUTLEY - P.O BOX 5165 - LAMBTON QUAY - WELLINGTON - NEW ZEALAND.......       GAZZA - 27 QUEEN STREET - CALOUNDRA - 4551 QUEENSLAND - AUSTRAILIA.......       OBERON - ROUTE 1 - BOX 175 - LONG PRAIRIE - MENASODA - 56347 - U.S.A.......       HET INTROSPECTIVE....    BOO HOO YOUR PATHETIC BBS DIED TO DEATH HAR HAR HAR!!!!!      REMEMBER....    THE WARRIOR AINT FINISHED WITH YOU YET TALISMAN...   YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!               AND THATS ALL FOR THAT....    AND THATS ALL FOR THIS....    SIGNING OFF....    WARRIOR........