HI THERE !!! WOT U SEE IS WOT U GET !! IT'S THE 1ST A-MEGA DEMO FROM FINNISH GOLD !! OF COURSE IT'S DUN BY XYZ-SOFT. Y'KNOW , XYZ-SOFT IS A NEW MEMBER OF FINNISH GOLD. THIZ DEMO'S MADE DURING THE JEZEBELS' COPY-PARTY (1.-3.1 IN THE YEAR OF 1988) U CAN CONTROL THE SCROLLSPEED WITH THE F-KEYS BY THE WAY THIS UNSERIOUS SCROLLTEXT WOZ WRITTEN BY EVIL AND AXA. ANYWAY, XYZ WONT'S TO GIVE SUM TECHNICAL INFO 'BOUT THIZ MASTERPIECE IN THE ONCOMIN' PART OF THIZ LONG LONG SCROLL (U CAN COUNT ON IT !) BY THE WAY, THE TIME'S NOW 'BOUT 2:27 AM AND THE MOST OF THE GUYZ ROUN' HERE ARE QUITE DRUNK OR REELLY SLEEPY. (WHO CARES!) WATCH OUT RELAX, WE'RE GONNA BEAT U WITH THIZ SCROLL!! WELL, WE THINK IT'S TIME TO INTRODUCE THE GUYZ/GROUPS WHICH R PRESENT HERE............... (1) FINNISH GOLD ( GALLSTONE , ROCK , MOKU , FCS , EVIL , XYZ-SOFT ) (2) SPEMU (3) X-MEN ( AXA , GRYZOR ) (4) BYTERAPERS INC. ( GRENDEL , KASPER , PROFESSOR FATE , MR. ARCADE , BLACK (WHITE) BELT , TWS , LANTTU (PISSHEAD!) , MIY , MR. T. ) (5) ACT ( ONLY ANGUS'S PRESENT RIGHT NOW ) (6) Z-CIRCLE ( EUKU , VIZ , TMS , WALLIE (IN RHYMELAND) ) (7) RCS ( MJH ) ....... UND SUM LONERS ... GROO AND SAGE + THE OTHERS ........................ OK, WE'RE BACK IN TYPING THIS DULL TEXT. (COZ' THERE WERE SUM BUGS ON THIS LI'L DEMO WE HAD TO HAVE A LI'L ART BREAK.) ANYWAY, THE TIME'S 'BOUT 3.50 AM. HEY RELAX, NOT SO FAR FROM UR RECORD !!!! YEH, I THINK THAT THERE'S 'BOUT 8 C64S & AMIGAS IN 'ERE RIGHT NOW. (...AND AFTER 6 HOURS THERE'LL BE 2 AMIGAS MORE !) HEY YA LI'L ASSHOLES (MEANING YA ALL AMIGA-GUYZ IN TTI (THE TURKEYTERMINATORS NORWAY) . THAT'S NO WAY TO DEAL WITH BIG GUYS LIKE UZ (YA FUCK'N DISK STEALERS !!! (SEND OUR DISKS BACK AND FAST !!! )) BY THE WAY, HOW 'BOUT SUM POETRY, EH? RIGHT, LISTEN TO THIS WE ARE BLUE WE ARE WHITE WE ARE FINNISH DYNAMITE !!!!! OF COURSE, ONLY TEAMS/LONERS WHICH R PRESENTS RIGHT NOW. (NO STACK THAT'S NOT MENT TO YA 'COZ YA AIN'T HERE (HOW 'BOUT GRENDEL AND HIS MARVELLOUS 'JEZEBELS FEVER' (ZADOS, THAT'S 4 YA !! WHADDYA THINK !!! HAH HAA !!! WELL, NOW WE THINK IT'S TIME 4 SUM (DID I SAY SUM, WOOPS) OK. GREETS ......................... YEAAAHHHH !!!! YEP, 1ST I'VE GOT TO GREET DEFJAM 4 THEIR FAST SENDINGS (KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON GEHENNA !!) , HOTLINE (NU STUFF WILL !!) , IBB , TSK-CREW (TRY TO SEND SUM NEWER STUFF !!) , CCT (KOOL STUFF !!) , TRIAD (NICE INTROS ! HOPE TO HEAR FROM U ON THE AMIGA SOON !) , ERRORSOFT (HOPE TO HAVE A GOOD CONTACT OF U.) , PAPILLONS (C'MON, DO SUMTHIN' ON THE A-MEGA SOON!!) , HUNTERS (I (AXA) WILL VISIT U NEXT SUMMER !!) , RAM-HUNTER (JOIN THE X-MEN SOON !) , SCOOP (HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON!) , LIGHT CIRCLE , MCA , FSI , FAD (LET'S DO SUM DIGIZOUNDS !!!) , DDG ( YA 2! R THERE ANY NEW DEMOS COMING , TAU FCS WONNA DO SUM SERIOUS TYPEWRITING BUT WE DON'T THINK WE GONNA LET HIM DO IT !!!! HAH HAH HAA !! TIME IS 'BOUT 5.00 AM AND WE'RE STILL ALIVE !!!!! RELAX , HERE WE GO !!! SHIT, I GOTTA TAKE LEAK NOW COZ' I DON'T WONNA WET MY PANTS. SEE U LATER !! YEP, NOW WEER GONNA GET REEL CRAZY !!!! SO, WATCH OUT !!! WELL, NOW IT'S SATURDAY AND THAT FUCKIN' SKOOL WILL START ON MONDAY (OOOH, I HATE MONDAYS !!!!!) WELL, NOW I THINK IT'S TIME 4 SUM COMMERCIALS : IF U'RE A FRIEND OF GOOD BEER, THEN UR CHOISE SHOULD BE BECK'S BIER !!!! IT'S SIMPLY THE BEST, FUCK THE REST !!!! (EXCEPT GUINNESS !!) ..........AND THE CHOISE 4 SMOKES SHOULD BE ROTHMANS (THE BLU ONE, NOT THE RED !!) YO. EVIL'S BACK AGAIN. BY THE WAY THE TIME IS 'BOUT 9.00 AM. GOTCHA !!!! GASP !! WE'VE BEATEN YA RELAX ! SO, WE CAN RELAX NOW (HEH HEH) WELL, VICTORY COMES FROM TIME WHICH WE HAVE BEEN STAYIN' UP (23.00 UP TO THIS FAR) ANYWAY, UR TEXT WOZ MUCH LONGER BUT ITS QUALITY WOZ NOT TOO GOOD (BUT UNDERSTANTABLE!) AAAARGH ! I JUST HATE THIS FUCKING SNORING ZOUNDS !!! WELL, WE GOTTA WAKE'EM UP B'FORE I LOSE MI FUCKING PIECE OF MIND ! WELL, NOW I THINK IT'S TIME TO THROW THE LAST YUMMU YUMMIES !!!! AND THEY'RE GOING TO MY GIRLFRIEND SANNA !! (I LUV U !) (THESE GREETS WERE THROWN OUT BY AXA !!) CERTAINLY FROM EVIL 2. (THAT DAMN DOG REFUSES TO GIVE HER TEL NUM. (JUST JOKING. OF COURSE HE GAVE IT TO ME !!!!!! ) OH, F..K OFF U BLOODY BASTARD (IVAN THE EVIL) I'D NEVER GIVE U A TEL NUM OF MI GIRLIE !! HMM. YA SURE 'BOUT IT ?? WELL, HOW 'BOUT SUM MONEY ???? (ONLY JOGGING !!!!) JOGGING, EH ? WELL, I THINK U REELLY WOULD NEED SOME JOGGIN'!! YA KNOW, WHEN YA GET LAID THAT MEANS YA JUST JOGGED TEN MILES. (WOT 'BOUT THAT NUMBER ???) D'YA KNOW WOT EVIL, I THINK U'RE A LI'L BIT TWISTED , AIN'T U ? WOT, ME , NOOOOOUU NOT ME !!! WELL, I RESUME YA DON'T GIVE HER NUMBER, LET'S LEAVE THIS SUBJECT. LET'S LEAVE THE KEYBOARD TO XYZ-SOFT YES, LET'S DO IT, MAN ! OK. WHY DON'T WE STOP FOOLING AROUND IN XYZ'S DEMO !!!!!! THANKS, GUYS... YES, IT'S XYZ-SOFT HERE NOW THIS REALLY IS THE FIRST DEMO I HAVE PROGRAMMED FOR THE AMIGA!! I CODED SOME OF THE ROUTINES ON THE LAST DAYS OF THE YEAR 1987 BUT THE REAL WORK FOR THIS DEMO WAS DONE IN THE JEZEBELS COPY PARTY SPECIALLY EVIL AND AXA WROTE LOTS OF SCROLLTEXT EVIL ALSO HAD MANY GOOD IDEAS FOR THIS DEMO, FOR EXAMPLE THE SPRITE-MOVING ROUTINE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN... THE GRAPHICS WERE MADE BY ME AND EVIL (OF COURSE, THERE IS A PICTURE FROM BARBARIAN) THE WAVE-EFFECT IS MY OWN PRODUCTION, DO YOU LIKE IT??? AND LOOK AT THE DISK DRIVE LIGHT! THIS DEMO DOES NOT LEAVE IT ON (AND IT DOES NOT TURN IT OFF LIKE THE GURUMASTER DEMOS (BY DIRECTLY USING THE HARDWARE REGISTERS...) AND THIS DEMO WORKS WITH EXTENDED MEMORY... THE TIME IS NOW 09.40 AND I THINK IT'S TIME TO STOP THIS SCROLLTEXT... OH, I ALMOST FORGOT ONE THING: GREETINGS TO MY OLD FRIEND, W.C.TOILET !!! END OF TRANSMISSION.