-StoneCracker by Mr. Spiv of CAVE- 1 VITAMIN C 1 2 THE WILL OF GOD 2 3 LAND OF KINGS 3 4 CIRCUS TIME 4 5 EARTH IS BORN 5 6 VICTORY LINE! 6 7 THE UNDERTACKER 7 8 SOMETHING STRANGE 8 ALL MUSIC COMPOSED BY HAWKEYE! WELCOME TO -MUSIC FOR FOOLS- FROM GHOST USE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON TO STOP SCROLL THE MUSIC DISK IS BOUGHT TO YOU FROM 3 EX-MEMBERS OF TECNIK R.G.B - CLARKY - HAWKEYE! WELL ITS NICE TO BE AGAIN AT THE ANARCHY PARTY AD 1992 CODING FOR THIS PART ---- R.G.B GFX FOR THIS PART ---- R.G.B ALL MUSIC BY ---- HAWKEYE CODING FOR INTRO AND LOADER BY ---- CLARKY FIRST LOGO BY ---- AZI OF DIGITAL MUSIC BY ---- HAWKEYE WELL THIS MUSIC DISK HAS TAKEN FAR TO LONG TO BE RELEASED BUT ITS NOW READY WE HOPE YOU ENJOY LISTENING TO THESE EXCELENT TUNES AS MUCH AS WE ENJOYED CODING THIS MUSIC DISK............ WELL ITS CLARKY WRITING SOME TEXT FOR YA TO READ AND ITS FRIDAY NIGHT BEFORE THE ANARCHY PARTY TOMORROW MORNING AND WERE IN A BIG RUSH BUT I SUPPOSE WE CAN WARBLE ON FOR A WHILE YET..... MYSELF, RGB AND HAWKEYE HAVE NOW LEFT TECNIK AND JOINED GHOST..THIS IS OUR 1ST OF MANY RELEASES FROM US UNDER THE GHOST LABEL....WELL SEING THIS IS A MUSIC DISK I WILL TELL YOU WHAT MUSIC IVE BEEN LISTENING TO WHILST DOING THIS DISK: NINE INCH NAILS (JUST AMAZING!!) DEPECHE MODE GUNS N ROSES NEW ORDER ELECTRONIC EMF A SPLIT SECOND U2 THE CURE POP WILL EAT ITSELF AND LOADS OF OTHER STUFF... WELL IM ALL DRIED UP AT THE MOMENT SO I HAND OVER TO R.G.B....... YOU FORGOT LISA STANSFIELD! WELL WHAT CAN I SAY TO ADD TO THIS TEXT YES LETS HAVE THE PERSONAL GREETINGS... THE LADS FROM THE PUB! CLARKY TIGGER SLAB MOSSY MASTA THE GIRLS! (WHOM WE LOVE) MINE (K.A.S) CLARKY (CLAIRE) AND ALL THOSE PAGE 3 GIRLS WE WISH WE KNEW ( OR KNOW )..... OPPS YES! I MUST NOT FORGET WANDA MY BLOWUP......... THE 2 FRIENDS IN THE ARMY! BIRDY! (SORRY YOU MISSED IT BUD HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON!) SOOTY (DONT SUN IT TO MUCH IN CYPRUS) HI! TO ALL THOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AT CHESTERFIELD TEC!!! EXCEPT IAN AND GRAHAM ( CREEPS ) GREETINGS TO ALL OF GHOST! THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF SAYING SO I PASS YOU BACK TO CLARKY!...... WELL SEEING AS R.G.B. HAS DONE HIS GREETS I SUPPOSE I SHOULD DO MINE...... MENTASM OF N.L.A. SABBATH OF AGILE SHOCKWAVE NO.5 AND SPOOK OF DIGITAL ALL OF GHOST ALL THAT R.G.B. GREETED LORD FLIGHT OF JESTERS AND ANY EX-MEMBERS OF TECNIK AND ANY EX-MEMBERS OF IPEC ELITE WELL I THINK THATS ALL WE HAVE TO SAY IN THIS TEXT EXCEPT A GREAT BIG THANKS TO HAWKEYE FOR ALL THESE COOL PEICES OF MUSIC.......... NOW FOLLOWS SOME GREAT TIPS THAT IF USED COULD MAKE LIVING IN THIS AWKWARD WORLD ALOT EASIER... MAKE YOUR CAR EASIER TO FIND IN A LARGE CAR PARK BY LETTING DOWN ALL THE TYRES. ON YOUR RETURN, SIMPLY LOOK OUT FOR THE LOWEST CAR. USED TEA BAGS HELD TOGETHER WITH AN ELASTIC BAND MAKE AN IDEAL PAIR OF LOW COST SWIMMING GOGGLES. TO AVOID LOSING KEYS, WHENEVER YOU PUT THEM DOWN RING A FRIEND AND TELL THEM EXACTLY WHERE YOUVE PUT THEM. LATER, IF YOU CONT FIND THEM, RING YOUR FRIEND AND ASK THEM WHERE THEY ARE. SAVE TIME IN THE KITCHEN WHEN MAKING A CUP OF TEA BY PRE-HEATING THE WATER IN A SAUCEPAN BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE KETTLE OLD UNWANTED TELEPHONE DIRECTORYS MAKE IDEAL PERSONAL ADDRESS BOOKS. SIMPLY CROSS OUT ALL THE NAMES AND ADDRESSES OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW. DONT THROW AWAY THOSE OLD BALLOONS AFTER CHRISTMAS.STRETCHED OVER YOUR HEAD THEY MAKE IDEAL SHOWER CAPS. DONT RISK DROWNING IF YOU TRAVEL BY BOAT SIMPLY PUT ON A PAIR OF BICYCLE CLIPS AND FILL YOUR TROUSERS WITH PING-PONG BALLS. FROZEN SPROUTS MAKE A TASTY ALTERNATIVE TO SWEETS, AND THEY DONT ROT KIDS TEETH. VARNISHED DIGESTIVE BISCUITS TO MAKE ATTRACTIVE BUT SLIGHTLY BRITTLE DRINK COASTERS. PAINT A SERIES OF DOTS ONTO BOURBON BISCUITS, THEN VARNISH THEM. HEY PRESTO! DOMINOES... BUY ONIONS INSTEAD OF APPLES. THEY ARE ALWAYS MUCH CHEAPER. AVOID THE UNNECESSARY EDXPENSE OF BUYING CLAY PIGEONS BY SHOOTING REAL ONES. UNDERPANTS WITH THE LEG HOLES SEWN UP MAKE VERY GOOD HATS.OUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER IS NOW THE ENVY OF ALL HER SCHOOLFRIENDS WEARING A PAIR DISCARDED IN 1979. ONE OR TWO DAYS BEFORE MOVING HOUSE, PLACE YOUR GOLDFISH BOWL IN THE ICE- MAKING COMPARTMENT OF YOUR REFRIGERATOR WHEN THE TIME COMES TO MOVE, YOU WILL FIND THAT YOUR FISH CAN BE TRANSPORTED IN A CAR OR VAN WITH NO DANGER OF SPILLAGE. FOOL OTHER DRIVERS INTO THINKING YOU HAVE AN EXPENSIVE CAR PHONE BY HOLDING YOUR TV OR VIDEO REMOTE CONTROL UP TO YOUR EAR AND MOUNTING THE KERB OCCASIONALLY. DONT ANSWER YOUR FRONT DOOR IT COULD BE BURGLERS. IF A SMALL CHILD IS CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, DONT PANIC. SIMPLY POUR A JUG OF BOILING WATER DOWN ITS THROAT, AND HEY PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE IS ALMOST INSTANTLY REMOVED. AVOID BICKERING AND PETTY ARGUMENTS BY IMMEDIATELY PUNCHING ANYONE WITH WHOM YOU DISAGREE. -StoneCracker by Mr. Spiv of CAVE-