SO, I WON'T START THIS DEMO WITH 'WELCOME TO ANOTHER HUMANOIDS PRODUCTION! GOT YOU THERE!!!! HA HA, I NEARLY BEGIN TO THINK THAT I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR. FANCY HERE! THIS DEMO IS CALLED 'THE REAABLE BACKGROUND GRAPHICS' MY ADRESS: PETTER SCHAU SVALEVEIEN 2D N-1404 SIGGERUD NORWAY DO ONLY CONTACT ME FOR CODING MATTERS. CONTACT SOMEONE ELSE FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. CREDITS FOR THIS DEMO: CODE - ME MUSIC - EMI LOGO - MITZI FONTS - ME YEAH! THIS DEMO IS MADE UP OF SOME OLD ROUTINES I MADE LAST SUMMER, AND WHILE CREATING MY VECTOR-XXXXXX ROUTINES, I PUT THEM TOGETHER AND POLISHED THEM FOR RELAXATION. IT WOULD BE TERRIBLE TO WASTE ALL THESE LOVELY ROUTINES, DON'T YOU THINK??? TODAY IT IS FIVE WEEKS SINCE THE CRYPTOBURNERS PARTY IN DRAMMEN TOOK PLACE. IT WAS THE SHORTEST PARTY EVER HELD. AFTER 2 HOURS THE POLICE CAME AND STOPPED THE ARRANGEMENT. A SOFTWARE FIRM HAD CALLED THE POLICE AND ASKED THEM TO STOP THE ' CRACKERMEETING OF THE YEAR OF THE ILLEGAL COPY-TEAMS' BULLSHIT!!! IT IS OK THAT THE POLICE TAKE PIRATE-COPIED GAMES. (I DON'T PLAY THEM ANYWAY) BUT SINCE THE MAIN TASK OF THE MEETING (FOR ME) WAS TO COMPETE IN DEMOS ETC., I THINK IT WAS STUPID OF THE POLICE TO STOP THE WHOLE THING. THEY SHOULD HAVE WALKED AROUND CONFISCATING ILLEGAL DISKS WHILE THE ARRANGEMENT WERE GOING ON, NOT THROWING 400 PEOPLE OUT ON THE STREET. MANY HAD TRAVELLED A LONG WAY, AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, STUCK AS THEY WERE IN A STUPID TOWN A LONG WAY FROM HOME. THE DAY AFTER, SOME DANISH MEMBERS OF THIS GROUP CAME TO CYBER AND DOT (RIGHT NAME??)(NO,SORRY!) (ALSO SORRY FOR NAMING YOU: BORRE ELLER FRODE ELLER HVA NAA DU HETER FOR NOE. YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH THE XEROX MACHINE. NOW I AM AWFUL, SORRY IF I INSULTED YOU. THE ONLY TIME WHEN I KNOW WHO IS WHO OF YOU, IS WHEN ONE OF YOU START TALKING ABOUT CODING. THEN I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE. FRODE TALKS MORE REALISTIC. THE LAST MONTHS HAVE BEEN A MESS, MAINLY CAUSED BY JOININGS AND COINCIDENTS. MY COMPUTER-ANCESTOR-TREE LOOKS LIKE THIS: TWAN JOINED MAGIC CIRCLE WHICH JOINED INSANITY AND BECAME IVORY WHICH SPLIT UP AND BECAME OZ WHICH JOINED ARCADIA WHICH JOINED THE REST OF THE WORLD AND ENDED UP LIKE HUMANOIDS. PHEW! THE NUMBER OF MEMBERS IN HUMANOIDS IS UNKNOWN TO ANY HUMAN BEING. SO SOMETHING COMPLETELY ELSE. I AM THINKING OF RETIRERING. I HAVE NOW HAD AMIGA FOR 2 YEARS AND AS WITH MY HAVING C128 FOR 2 YEARS , I THINK I HAVE LEARNT MOST THINGS WORTH KNOWING ABOUT THE AMIGA. THE AMIGA ISN'T ANY CHALLENGE ANYMORE. FILLED VECTORS ARE THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR ME TO MASTER. I AM NOT FACINATED BY THEM, SO I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING TO FIND A WAY TO CREATE THEM. I WON'T BE VERY ACTIVE IN THE FUTURE. EXAMS AND SUMMER JOBS WILL OCCUPY MOST OF MY SPARETIME THE NEXT HALF YEAR. YEAH! I HAVE AN ENGLISH TEST TOMORROW, SO I'M ENDING THIS SCROLL RIGHT NOW. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! PEPSI! THE UNREAL THING! MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO END IT RIGHT AWAY AFTERALL, BUT SINCE I'M DOING THIS IS THE FIRST ONE!!! 55 LEFT AND STILL GOING STRONG!!! WELL, I WON'T WRITE ANYTHING SENSIBLE IN THESE SCROLLS. I DID THAT IN MY TRILLION SCROLL DEMO ON THE C64 SOME YEARS AGO, BUT I'M NOT THAT CRAZY ANYMORE. (ONE GETS OLDER!!) STILL WRITING! PLEASE MIND THE GAP!! (THAT PHRASE WAS BLASTED INTO MY EARS AT PADDINGTON STATION IN LONDON DURING MY HOLIDAY LAST SUMMER!!!) WHAT A STUPID THING TO WRITE! (ED.COMM.) THIS TEXT BELONGS TO ONE OF THE SCROLLS BELOW, BUT IT WAS MISPLACED BY ACCIDENT AND THEREFORE IT IS RUNNING UP HERE INSTEAD! A SCROLL A DAY KEEPS THE LAMER AWAY. MFI!!! M F I ! M F I !! M F I ! MMMMM FFFFFF IIIIIII !!!!!!!! MESSAGE TO KLAUS IN MEGGAMIGGAFORSJ: PLEASED? TESTING, TESTING, ONE , TWO , THREE WEA CLIMBING UP A TREE SITTING, SITTING , IN A TREE BRANCH IS BREAKING - WANTS TO FLEE!!! WEA, WEA, SAT IN TREE, WHEN HE FELL, HE BROKE A KNEE!! POEM BY PHILOSOPH FANCY! THIS IS RADIO AMIGA SCROLLING DIRECTLY ON THE SCREEN!! TODAY WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE GURU! WHY ARE YOU CAUSING SO MUCH TROUBLE WHILE MEDITATING? -AN INTERESTING QUESTION. IN FACT, I AM FEELING LONESOME, AND I NEED TO GET SOME ATTENTION. THERE ARE RUMOURS AROUND SAYING THAT YOU HAVE GOT FANCY TO REWRITE SOME OF YOUR ROUTINES, GETTING SOME MUSIC, AND SCROLLS INTO YOUR MEDITATION? IS THAT TRUE? -NO, I HATE FILLED VECTORS! HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF CONVERTING TO ANOTHER RELIGION IN WHICH MEDITATION IS BANNED? -WHY? YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, AND BY THE WAY, I NEED TO MEDITATE A BIT. BYE. THAT'S ALL FROM RADIO AMIGA , SEE YOU AFTER WRAPPING THIS SCROLL! WHAT A LOVELY WINTER WE HAVE HERE IN NORWAY! SUNNY WEATHER, HEAT, GREEN LAWNS, AND NO SNOW!! LOVELY!! KEEP ON SPEADING FREON GASES!! THIS IS MARVELLOUS!! IT IS NICE NOT HAVING TO SHOVEL THE SNOW AWAY!!! YEAH! DO YOU KNOW THAT I GOT A PROBLEM WHEN THIS DEMO WAS FINISHED ??? THIS DEMO WAS AN OZ DEMO UNTIL WE JOINED FORCES WITH ARCADIA. THE LOGO (OZ) WAS MADE UP OF FOUR 16 COLOURS SPRITES, BECAUSE THERE ARE NO BITPLANES FREE FOR ANY BOB LOGOS HERE. SO, TWO LETTERS FITTED IN JUST FINE, BUT HOW THE HELL WAS I TO FIT SEVEN LETTERS INTO 4 SPRITES???? I FIXED IT, AS YOU SEE, BUT IT WAS A DAMNED GOOD SUBJECT TO WRITE ABOUT IN THIS SCROLL. RO, RO, TIL FISKESKJER, MYE FISK DU VIL FAA DER, EN TIL FAR OG EN TIL MOR OG KANSKJE EN TIL LILLEBROR. -NORSK FOLKEDIKTNING A.S SO, DOESN'T THIS SCROLL POINT ITSELF OUT A BIT.....?? THERE IS SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT IT, ISN'T IT??? TAKE A CLOSE LOOK. CAN YOU SEE IT? THIS SCROLL CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY SOME CHOSEN FEW. IF YOU SEE IT, THEN YOU ARE A VERY SPECIAL PERSON. YOUR IMAGINATION IS MAGNIFICENT, BECAUSE THIS SCROLL DOES ONLY EXIST IN YOUR FANTASIES!! I HAVE GOT A PROBLEM! THERE ARE TOO MANY SCROLLS IN THIS DEMO! I HAVE WRITTEN ALL DAY ALREADY, AND MOST SCROLLS ARE STILL UNWRITTEN! BUT SINCE WE IN HUMANOIDS ARE SUPERHUMANS, WE'LL MANAGE EVEN THIS! (AS YOU HAVE PROBABLY NOTICED ALREADY, THIS TEXT IS JUST CRAP) AND BY THE WAY, SOME MOMENTS AGO, I WROTE: IN THE WRITING MOMENT I GOT A CALL FROM ANOTHER GUY IN OUR TEAM! HE CALLED TO SAY THAT ANOTHER ONE SUGGESTED THAT HUMANOIDS SHOULD MAKE A MEGA-DEMO FOR THE WORLD-FAMOUS IT/CRYPTOBURNERS PARTY IN DRAMMEN. I PERSONALLY THINK THAT IT'S A GOOD IDEA. YEAH! ANOTHER MESSAGE TO CLAUS: SORRY ABOUT THAT INTERVIEW WE WERE TO MAKE, BUT THERE ARE NO REASON TO HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH OZ NOW WHEN THE GROUP DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE! MAYBE YOU WANT AN INTERVIEW WITH HUMANOIDS INSTEAD? WELL, ANYWAY, SEE YOU SOON AT THE PARTY!!!!!! THIS SCROLL DOES ONLY CONTAIN A MESSAGE TO TRACSTAR AND THE CHARSET IS CHOSEN BY PURPOSE, SO THAT YOU (TRACSTAR) SHALL UNDERSTAND THE TEXT........ (HA HA... WHAT A FUNNY GUY I AM!) ... I HEAR THAT YOU DON'T LIKE THE AMIGA SCENE? YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS LITTLE PIECE OF A GOOD ADVICE: GET STARTED!!! PROGRAMMING THE AMIGA DOES REQUIRE MORE WORK THAN ON THE C64, BUT WHEN YOU GET INTO THE SWING OF THINGS, ONLY THE IMAGINATION IS THE LIMIT! SO GO ON!!! PLAY GAME , BE LAME! NICE CHARSET?? NOW I AM BORED, SO JUST SKIP THIS ONE AND CONTINUE YOUR JOURNEY DOWNWARDS! ANOTHER MESSAGE TO LEPTON OF (WATER) CRANE. HEV DU FRITIDSPROBLEM? WHILE BEING IN THE MESSAGE MOOD, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE! TO ARATHORN: FYTTERAKKERN!! ITT SJORE TEIKES ITT'S TAIME TOU LAERNE MASSCHINN-CODDE!! (NO HARD FEELINGS, JUST A KARIKATUR, AS WE SAY IN NORSWEIGIAN!! ) SINCE I HAVE GOT GERMAN LESSONS TOMORROW, I FOUND SOMETHING TO FILL THIS SCROLLER WITH, TOO! BUT, FAST SCROLLERS ARE USELESS, SO THIS ONE REMAINS UNREADABLE! NICE SONG, ISN'T IT! THE SONG IS CALLED I WOULDN'T DO IT AGAIN AND WAS COMPOSED BY OUR MUSICAN EMI WHILE IT WAS STILL POSSIBLE TO MEET HIM. NOW HE IS OUT DRIVING ALL NIGHT AND DAY, SO I HAVE ALLMOST FORGOTTEN WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!!! PARTY TIME AGAIN! WOW!! I CAN'T EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS INCIDENT!! HALF A YEAR SINCE LAST TIME. THE LAST TIME WAS A VERY ANNOYING EXPERIENCE, ONE OF THE WORST THINGS I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED, BUT LET'S NOT RIPP UP OLD SCARS THAT NEVER WOUND. BUT, I MUST ADD ONE THING. THE TREATMENT OF MY GROUP, WHICH WAS IVORY AT THAT TIME, WAS VERY HUMILIATING, ESPECIALLY FOR THE IVORY MEMBERS WHO WERE INNOCENTLY HIT BY THE BOYCOT DIRECTED AGAINST ONE OF OUR MEMBERS. WELL, NO HARD FEELINGS FROM ME, I UNDERSTAND THE GROUPS WHICH BOYCOTTED US, THE REST OF IVORY WANTED TO DO THE SAME THING, BUT, HOW COULD WE?? THIS SCROLL MIGHT SEEM A LITTLE CRYPTIC, BUT IF ANYONE REMEMBERS THIS INCINDENT AT THE TROLLHATTAN PARTY, THEN YOU SHOULD REMEBER THAT COLLECTIVE PUNISHMENT ISN'T ALLWAYS THE WISEST THING. (A LITTLE KICK TO IT AND CRYPTOBURNERS) AS I TRIED TO ASSEMBLE THIS CODE BEING IN THE THOUGHT THAT I WAS FINISHED, I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS WRONG. FOUR SCROLLS WERE MISSING. BUT NOW I HAVE JUST 3 MORE TO GO. (I CAN TELL YOU, WRITING 55 SCROLLS ARE BORING!!!!!) AS MENTIONED IN THE SCROLL ABOVE, THERE ARE 55 SCROLLERS IN THIS DEMO. THERE ARE RASTER TIME FOR ABOUT 250 HORISONTAL SCROLLS IN THIS SIZE, BUT THAT WOULD LOOK TOO MESSY. YOU MAY CALL THIS THING 'READABLE BACKGROUNDGRAPHICS' AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IT IS FUNNY JUST TYPING MINUS TEGNS!! THE TEXT BELOW IS NOT EQUAL TO ALL OPINIONS IN THE GROUP. I SAY: VEKK MED KVASI-FASHION-SOSIALISTENE. THE REST OF THIS SCROLL WILL CONTAIN A NORSK STIL!!! LEVE RITZ !!!!!! I WONDER IF I SHALL OCCUPATE A RESTAURANT, AND CALL IT RITZ, AND THEN START THE SAME THING AS THE BLITZ. RITZ-GJENGEN !! THAT SOUNDS NICE! THEN WE WILL DRAW SOME PROPAGANDA-DRAWINGS VERY ALIKE THOSE THE NAZIS USED, AND WE WILL DEFEND OUR RITZ! WE WILL BUILD BARICADES, LAY OUT MINES, DRITE TOTALT I HVA SOM ER LOV ELLER IKKE, RASERE AMBASADER, SUPPORT OTHER LIKESINNEDE I ANDRE LAND MED FINNLANDSHETTER, DOLKER, GASSMASKER, DYNAMITT!!! OG HVIS PURKEN SKAL TA ROTTA PAA OSS, VIL BE LAGE ET HELVETES BRAAK, SPRUTE KETCHUP, BRUKE RAMBUKK MOT PURKEJEVLENE, SKRIKE VI HAR RETT TIL AA FORSVARE OSS. WELL, THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A DESCRIPTION OF THE BLITZ-PEOPLE IN OSLO, NORWAY, SO I WILL JUST HAVE TO JOIN THEM.... DET ER FORBANNET URETTFERDIG AT DEN GJENGEN FAAR RASERE RUNDT SOM DEN VIL, MENS ANDRE SOM IKKE LAGER SAA MYE RABALDER BLIR TATT HAND OM AV POLITIET. PROBLEMET ER AT BLITZ OPERERER OFTE I GRENSELANDET MELLOM LOVLIG OG ULOVLIG, OG DET ER DERFOR DET ER SAA VANSKELIG AA EGENTLIG VITE HVA MAN SKAL STRAFFE DEM FOR. DE OPERERER I FLOKK. HVIS EN PERSON HADDE RASERT EN AMBASADE VILLE HAN AVGJORT BLITT PUTTA INN, MEN HVIS 200 BLITZERE GJOER DET, ER DET VANSKELIG AA STRAFFE NOEN FOR DET, FORDI DET ER UMULIG AA SI HVEM SOM ER ANSVARLIG FOR UGJERNINGEN. HADDE POLITIET FOR EN GANGS SKYLD PROEVD AA SETTE INN 200 BLITZERE, VILLE DET BLITT ET HELVETES BRAAK, FOERST ET 'SLAG' MELLOM PURK OG BLITZ, OG SAA VILLE RESTEN AV BLITZ OG VISSE PROFESSORER SKREKET SVERT HOYT OM KOLLEKTIV AVSTRAFFELSE OG POLITISTAT!!! KONKLUSJON: BLITZ FOLKA ER KVISER PAA SAMFUNNETS RUMPE SOM DET ER UMULIG AA FAA KLEMT UT. FLOKK KULTUREN BESKYTTER DEM MOT STRAFF. JEG SKJONNER IKKE AT DE ER REDD FOR AT PURKEN SKAL TA ROTTA PAA DEM, FOR DET ER JO IKKE MULIG, SLIK DE OPERERER. DE VIL ALLTID SLIPPE UNNA, SELV OM POLITIET AV OG TIL KAN GRIPE FATT I ENKELTPERSONER SOM DE KAN BEVISE HAR GJORT NOE GALT. DET ER RETT OG SLETT ANARKI!!!!!! SIGNED SJEFSANALYTIKER FANCY. LEVE BLITZ!!! AS YOU PERHABS (HOPEFULLY) HAVE NOTICED ,OUR NAME IS HUMANOIDS, BUT IF I WERE TO DECIDE WHAT NAME WE SHOULD HAVE, I WOULD HAVE CALLED US FAEN OG HANS OLDEMOR, THAT'S JUST WHO IS IN OUR GROUP, AND I DON'T THINK ANYONE KNOWS HOW MANY MEMBERS WE HAVE GOT AT THE PRECISE MOMENT WANTED HAS ANYBODY SEEN EMI LATELY? HE GOT HIS CAR AND WOZ DIFFICULT TO BUMP INTO,.... THEN HE GOT HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND NOW HE HAS DISAPPEARED!!! REWARD 10 KISSES FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND, IF SHE LIKES YOU (SHE DOESN'T) WE MISS HIS MUSIC ( I MET HIM TODAY! HIS CAR HAD BROKE DOWN!!!!!!!....... -FANCY) MINH! YOU ARE A GAME LAMER, WORSE THAN VIDAR, AND IF YOU QUIT 'BARKING' TO ME AT SCHOOL, I WILL MAYBE WRITE SOME NICER WORDS NEXT TIME (AT LEAST THERE IS A POSSIBILITY I WON'T MENTION YOU AT ALL) CAN ANYONE SUPPORT ME WITH 10 DISKS 3.5? AT MAX 90 NKR? LIVING IN THE SURROUNDINGS TO OSLO, THEN CONTACT HUMANOIDS, AND TELL THE PERSON YOU CONTACT WHY YOU DO SO, ASK FOR MITZI'S ADDRESS, BECAUSE OF THE DANGER THAT I WILL BE RAIDED WITH CONTACT LETTERS, I WILL NOT TAKE THE CHANCE TO PRINT MY ADDRESS HERE!! ALL THINGS DULL AND UGLY, ALL CREATURES SHORT AND SQUAT, ALL THINGS RUDE AND NASTY, THE LORD GOD MADE THE LOT ALL THINGS SICK AND CANCEROUS, ALL EVIL GREAT AND SMALL, ALL THINGS FOUL AND DANGERROUS, THE LORD GOD MADE THEM ALL ALL THINGS SCABBED AND ULCEROUS, ALL POX BOTH GREAT AND SMALL, PUTRID, FOUL AND GANGRENOUS, THE LORD GOD MADE THEM ALL.......... BEING LOWEST DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN WORST, BUT IN THIS CASE I THINK THAT WORD-GAME IS RIGHT!!! LET'S GO ON: TUTTA OG MATHILDE - SPISTE ET GILDE - TUTTA BLE PAA TUPPA - MENS MATHILDE SA DU MILDE. YEAH! SOME WORDS WRITTEN IN THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD, NORSK!!! HERE IS THE REST OF MY LAMER COURSE IN 'SWAPPING' (GAY) EXPRESSIONS I PROMISE I WILL ENCLOSE SOME SPERMS WHEN YOU MISS MY BODY-JEG LOVER AA SENDE MED NOE EKSTRA NAAR DERE SAVNER SENDINGENE MINE I AM A MEMBER OF THE GEILEST GROUP IN NORWAY-JEG ER MEDLEM I DEN FLINKESTE GRUPPA I NORGE WHEN WILL I BE MASTURBATING YOU, WAITING FOR YOUR SEX-NAAR VIL JEG HOERE FRA DEG IGJEN, HAAPER DU SENDER MINST SEKS DISKETTER THIS IS THE SECOND SCROLL ON THE RITE, ONLY THE REST TO GO, (ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE REMEMBER......) MESSAGE TO MARIUS AT LONGHOUSE (LANGHUS) YOUR CONTACTS KEEP PHONING ME, AND I SUSPECT YOU FOR GIVING THEM MY ADDRESS..STOP IT, AND READ MY CONTACT SCROLL TO FIND OUT WHY, BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS 'MITZI' IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT.... FOR THE LAMEST SWAPPING AROUND, CONTACT ME (MITZI) AT BODYGUARD JERK ROAD 23B AND LATER E 1234 AND 1/2 LAMER CITY I AM REAL LAME (PROMISE) YOU MIGHT AS WELL CONTACT VIDAR OH NO NOT HIM......LET ME STICK TO MY PAINTINGS PLEASE!!! THIS SCROLL WAS WRITTEN AT 10 AM IN THE MORNING, AND SINCE I AM NO HUMAN UNTIL 2 PM, YOU MAY ALL PREPARE FOR A WRAP , BECAUSE VIIIIIIDAAAAAR IS A L O S E R ! ! ! DO YOU KNOW WHY NOONE WANTS TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH SWEDES..........WELL OF COURSE, NOONE WANTS TO FIND A SWEDE I KILL ME UH, NO MORE ALF (PROMISE) IF ANY SWEDES WERE HURT DURING THE SCROLL BEFORE THIS ONE, I SURELY DON'T HOPE SO (A MARVELLOUS SENTENCE) AND IF YOU WONDER WHAT THE HELL I MEANT BY THAT, TRY READING THE SCROLL TWO NUMBERS BEFORE THIS ONE BIRDBRAIN (OR PERHABS SWEDE!!) WARNER! IF YOU QUIT BUYING YOUR DENT PACKETS, AND OTHER CANDIES, (LIKE I HAVE DONE), I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU WILL EARN 2000 NKR+ EACH YEAR, BESIDES YOUR BODY, (THE ONE YOU THINK YOU ARE CONCERNED ABOUT) WILL GIVE YOU BETTER MARKS AT SCHOOL, TO OUTSTANDING PEOPLE I CAN SAY THAT WARNER EATS 2 DENT PACKETS A DAY, DENT IS A SUGARFREE CANDY IN NORWAY THIS SCROLL SUFFERS FROM A FULL BOICOT MOST SCROLLS IN THIS ROUNDABOUT, WERE WRITTEN BY MITZI AND FANCY,PRIMARY TO CONFUSE YOU, AND DAMAGE YOUR EYES, BUT ALSO TO ENTERTAIN, AND IN DESPERATE NEED TO FILL THE SCREEN, WE MADE THIS MESS.... HER ER ET LYNKURS I SWAPPERORD FOR NORSKE LAMERE I AM A JERK-JEG ER EN KUUL FYR..........I WANNA DO SOME SUCKING WITH YOU-KUUL MAATE AA SI AT DU VIL BYTTE SPILL PAA.....I AM A WELL KNOWN CUSTOMER AT ALL GAY CLUBS IN NORWAY, MAYBE YOU CAN MEET ME THERE SOMETIME-JEG ER KJENT SOM EN RASK SPILLBYTTER I ALLE KLUBBEME I NORGE, KANSKJE MOETES VI PAA ET COPYPARTY EN GANG SORRY FOREIGNERS THIS SCROLL WAS IN NORWEGIAN, BUT IT WAS A SHORT COURSE IN 'USEFUL' SWAPPERWORDS FOR NORWEGIAN LAMERS......JEG VIL FORTSETTE KURSET I EN ANNEN SCROLL, 1O PROSENT FINNERLONN! IT'S MEANINGLESS HAVING NUTHIN TO SAY EXCEPT SAYING I HAVE NUTHIN TO SAY MESSAGE TO PAAL....................................JERK! TON'T DRY TO SCUNDERSTAND THIS ROLL, IT GILL WIVE YOU 'SPASMES' TUST YO READ IT I CAN'T TELL HOW MUCH I HATE THESE VERTIAL SCROLLS, THEY KILL ME!!! (NOT FUNNY AT ALL) JUST ONE MORE TO GO, AND THEN.......... FINISHED!!! SINCE THIS IS THE LAST ONE, I WILL HAVE TO CELEBRATE. SEE YOU IN THE NEST SCROLL! (THE BIG ONE!) SHIT! WHAT A BORING GUY I AM TODAY! I HAVE TO SAY THAT I (FANCY) ARE NOT RESPONIBLE FOR THE VERTICALLY SCROLLING CRAP!!! (ENTERTAINMENT????)