SO, HERE IT IS,  THE LAST DEMO FROM IVORY.     SMACKED TOGETHER IN ONE EVENING BY MEGA.   FIRSTLY, THE CREDITS, AND LATER WE WILL EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS OUR LAST DEMO.   CODING BY    MEGA & TEO MYZA...  (EMI CRIES DESPERATELY:  WRITE MUSIC!!  NOT MYZAK!)  MUSIC BY       EMI     LOGO AND FONT BY     MUTE     NOW, LET US START THE FUNERAL:  PRIEST MEGA AT THE KEYBOARD.     WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO REMEMBER THE GROUP IVORY, WHICH HAS NOW PASSED AWAY TO THE BIG PARADISE OF THE COMPUTER HEAVEN.  MAY AMIGA FORGIVE THEM THEIR BUGS, AND LET THEM REST IN PIECES.%       AMEN. '        AS I SAID, THIS IS THE LAST DEMO FROM IVORY.  THE GROP IS NOW DEAD.  THE GROUP HAS SPLIT UP.  I FELT THAT I HAD TO MAKE A GOOD-BYE DEMO FOR IVORY, SO THAT WE GOT A WORTHY DEATH.  15 MEMBERS HAVE QUIT, ME INCLUDED, 6 IS LEFT.  SOME WILL FORM A NEW GROUP.  THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF THE OLD IVORY.  MOST MEMBERS LEFT IN IVORY WILL JOIN OTHER GROUPS SOON, SO THAT IS WHY WE MADE THIS DEMO. (THE BEST IVORY EVER MADE?)   AT LEAST IT IS BUG-FREE, I THINK.... (I WAS  N O T  THE BUGGING GUY IN IVORY!) (REMEMBER THAT!)    THIS SCROLL WAS WRITTEN AT THE PALACE OF EMI NIGHT TO 25 NOVEMBER 1989, AND THE DEMO WILL BE RELEASED ABOUT 28 NOVEMBER.  IT IS STINKING LIKE HELL IN HERE. (AS ALWAYS WHEN IVORY IS GATHERED.) (SAD I THINK....)   NOW A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO MR.V AND MEZZO:   YOU WERE GREAT ORGANIZERS, THE BEST AND ONLY IVORY EVER HAD.)   WELL, I THINK THAT I HAVE WRITTEN EVERYTHING I WANTED TO, SO I WILL LEAVE THE KEYBOARD TO THE OTHER FOLKS IN THE GROUP. (BEWARE OF BULLSHIT!)  (PRIEST MEGA NOW LEAVES THE ALTAR TO BELL MASTER EMI.)      !!!!!! YES IT IS EMI !!!!!! HIT IT !!!! WHY? I DO NOT KNOW ! I AM NOW SITTING IN A ROOM WITH A LOT OF IDIOTS IN IT !! THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT GAMES ! OH !! DO YOU LIKE GAMES ? SORRY ! (SORRY WEA, YOU ARE NOT COUNTING BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE AN AMIGA!!! I THANK THOSE WHO CORRECT MY ENGLISH (THERE THEY DID IT AGAIN!!) THAT IS THE ONLY SATISFACTION THEY HAVE GOT! NOW THEY ARE CLAIMING THAT I AM BULLSHITTING! BUT SCROLLERS ONLY CONTAINS 10 PER CENT NON-BULLSHIT. SOME NON BULLSHIT (YES) I GREETZ TO ALL MY CONTACTS. IF YOU CAN CODING, YOU CAN CONTACT ME, AND YOU CAN BE A MEMBER OF THE NEW SUPER GROUP!!!! MY ADDRESS IS " RONNY HOLLEVIK   BEKKEFARET 5   1404 SIGGERUD   NORWAY.  SEE YOU!!!   BYE FOR NOW !!!!   OH SORRY!!  HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!     %WHOOOPSHEIGH HO!!, YOU GUESSED IT%      WEA     WELL, IVORY ISNOW A DEAD GROUP, BUT OF COURSE IF ANYONE WANTS TO CONTINUE IVORY THEY MIGHT DO THAT..  (HEY!!  IQ-!!  YOU MAKE IVORY-DEMOS! I GUESS YOU WANT TO BE MEMBERS OF IVORY SINCE YOU DO A THING LIKE THAT..)      RIGHT NOW PHIL COLLINS IS SINGING ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE SOMEWHERE BEHIND ME (MEGA IS CHANGING TUNE ALL THE TIME, SO IT IS NOT THE SAME TUNE ANYMORE..)WELL, OUTSIDE IT IS FUCKING COLD (SIGGERUD IN WINTER IS  C O L D ! ! )  AROUND ME PEOPLE ARE SHOUTING LOUD, AND I GUESS THAT EMIS GRANDFATHER, WHO IS SLEEPING UPSTAIRS, WILL WAKE UP AND SUFFER FROM A HEART-ATTACK...   WELL, EMI IS GONNA GET UP EARLY TOMORROW SO I GUESS I MUST STOP NOW BEFORE HE FALLS ASLEEP.GOODBYE FOR NOW AND REMEMBER ARATHORNS MOTTO: BURN HER LIKE A RAT (I THROW UP, ARATHORN!!) AND MAY THE SPIRIT OF IVORY LIVE FOREVER%       AMEN         WEA IS NOW KNOCKED OUT       YUP YUP       PRESENT PERSON AT EMIS KNOTTINGBOARD IS MUTE.  EMIS COMPUTER IS A WRECK, IT IS MENTALLY RETARDED (ET TILBAKESTAAENDE INDIVID).  IT HAS GOT 49 1/3 CHROMOSOMES, TOO MANY, THAT IS WHY HE HAD TO BUY HIS MEMORY EXPANSION.      UGH, THIS FEELS LIKE PRESSING DOWN SPONGYRUBBER BUTTONS.....      MESSAGE TO THE DUDES AT THE NORWEGIAN WEST-SIDE, MEZZO AND MR.V: THE ONES RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING IVORY ARE   ME, EMI, MEGA, TITON, AND INFECTION    NOT ROBOCOP,TEO OR GIZMO, THEY JUST FOLLOW US BECAUSE WE WANTED THEM TO DO IT.      HERE IS A LITTLE EXTRA BONUS STORY TO EVERYONE, YOU WONT BELIEVE IT IS TRUE, BUT IT IS,  A PERSON IN SKI IS CALLED SJUERN.     HE WAS IN A STORE IN SKI,  AND HE STOLE A PAINT-BOX WITH GREEN PAINT COLOR.  HE WENT OUTSIDE,  D R I N K I N G   I T ,  THE STOREOWNER SAW HIM STEALING THE BOX, HE WENT OUTSIDE AND ASKED 'WHY DID YOU STEAL THAT BOX'         SJUERN ANSWERED 'IT IS BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE THE BLUE ONE'       I HAVE HEARD HE USES TO DRINK PAINT COLOR     SO.....THE MORAL SHOULD BE         KEEP CRAZY    &    I WILL BE INSANE,    MUTE SIGNING OFF,   BYE...........   MEGA IS BACK.  NOW I WILL PACK THIS DEMO, AND THEN, NO MORE IVORY, BUT LASTLY, A MESSAGE TO ALL WHO WERE MEMBERS OF IVORY WHO CANT UNDERSTAND THIS, SEND ME A LETTER, AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE REAL REASONS.  (NOT THOSE IN THE IVORY EXPRESSNEWS)    THE LAST WORDS EVER FROM IVORY WILL BE:  SMELL SMELL SMELL SMELL SMELL BAD NOSE BANG KRASJ