Haloejsa og hajse !! Welcome to the first JEWELS production! On the keys you find Chorus and Al Bundy. We are having a little meeting here with only 4 members present (Futuremind, Knox and us) This prod. is not our announced musicdisk "CROSSROADS". But since we announced that we would release it around these days and since we had lots of unreleased tunes we decided to make a"Hit-single"or a"hello-guys-look-what-we-can-do!!-but-just-wait-and-see-till-we-make-the-real-musicdisk-thingie as we call it (not! :) . We made it in 2 days, so no time for hardcore code this time. Well, before we start to get totally unserious we will give you the usual information Credits: - Music:CHORUS and SID . Code: Futuremind (just joined - hej rareste Casper, vi haaber du faar en hyggelig stund i vores slaeng, ikke seng :) Gfx: Knox. OK, ladies and gentlemen. As this is the mainskrold-text we will write some more interesting words for you nice bimserer out there! This is a list of the things we like: Matilde (cowcaomilk!), THE cowcaotape and THE cowcaocow, William Dance (THE dance!), Vodka and Coke, Beer in a Jewels-helmet (Yellow!!), Sandra Burrock (Chorus favourite!), Allans perverse drik-fra-numsen-paa-et-naesehorns-kop, all the porno-music (NUKE!!) slasker-film, tyrkisk kaffe (YUM!), Well, lets cut this stupid idea with telling people about things we like. This is already a stupid skrodller-text, men inden vi slutter skasten lige laese et sejt regle ord, er du klar?? Her kommer det: Din "COMPITEREDE P0BE". Well, we hope you'll like the prod. afterall. Even through this scroller (which was supposed to be funny) turned out to be highclass mundlort i et skurket felehump format vi ikke viste var mu(h)ligt at synke paa et to-benet fredloest saekke-post dyr. OK, nu nogle legendejokes vi selv har lavet. (Hvis du har sans for normal-humor saa load en anden scroll-text eller saet et stykke koed-poelse fast paa din skaerm der hvor skrolderen sidder). Det var et poelsehorn der kom ind i en toejbutik og spurgte strudsen ved disken om 2 franskbroed saa gik strudsen ud bagved og spiste 2 snegle med laag og kom tilbage og sagde desvaere de er udsolgt saa sagde Joergen klevin det goer ikke noget jeg ryger ikke. (SLUT) her er nogle punktumber.... og kommaer ,,,, saa kan i selv saette dem.... Load another text ! Credits: - Music by: CHORUS and SID . GFX by: KNOX . CODE BY: Futuremind. Ehrm hmrrm...Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention please!... Thank you! My name is Chorus of Jewels and I one of the two musicians behind the musical work of this production. First of all I hope you will enjoy the music on this "hit-Single" . We know "Funky Cartoons" is a weird peice, but we like it! Well, as this scroller is my (Chorus) personal all-alone-haha-i-andre-maa-bare-ikke-skrive-noget-i-den-scroller I will send my "hej und tjubangs" out to all my friends in the scene. OK, what are we waiting for?? lets get started!! ...... Blue Fox/Balance - Yo bro! We gonna talka like'a nigger!! Yeah!! Maa du faa adskillige tisseboeffer paa anacondaen!! Hygge skal der til!!! - (Aihhh jeg faar gaasehud!!!) Pearl/Parasite - Haaber at vi ses paa gymnasiet efter sommer! Det skal sgu nok blive skaegt!! Vi snakkes!! Looking forward to see the next dansktop!! (Ever?) Groo/CNCD - Howdy Sami! Jazz regler!! Lepidoptera is great!! I hope to resive another long letter (Atleast 30 KB!!) soon. Return to Forever, Chick Corea, Miles Davis and Frank Zappa rulez!!... It's great knowing you, send soon! ... Chromag/Rebels - Hello friend! NIce to hear from you again. Coffee is the best!! ... WOTW/Essence - How did you like the demo-tape??? Great fun back in x-mas 1993. (Lets "stage-dance" again at the party IV!!! Send something sooner or later!! ... Slam/Essence - Hija Slam, thanx a lot for the CC. Well, it could be nice if you would send someday!! Didn't you say"I'll send inthis week" when we talked in the phone 3 months ago?? Anyway have fun with your new dog!! :-) ... Hollywood/Axis - Hello Simon!! Thanks for the always fast sendings and nice letters. I hope you're enjoying Uni! I hopeyou had a great trip to your girlfriends place in L.A this summer! Thanx for the postcard! Send soon!! I couldn't find the Sun Ra CD at my library, just mail me the tape please!! ... Al Bundy/Jewels - Ud og feste med gaeve gutter!! Yi!!! Haek spring regler grusomt!! Vi var ellers ude og skurke den, den nat! Well, vi snakkes og ting!! (Vi de skurkeste skurke skurkene faar) ... Smoke/Rebels - Halojsa Brunodrengen! Haaber du hygger dig i Rebellerne! Vi Ses !! ... ... Dascon/Essence - Hello there! Where is your letters?? where are you ... 911/Movement - Hmm... what about sending something??? Skull/Jetset - Thanx for the great modules by Annti. I hope you like this prod. Send soon and all that ! ... Motion/Balance - Din teorist!!! du oedelaegger altsaa bare ALT tingd!!! Car! Game on! Canabisser!! ... Roscoe/Independent/Uden gruppe/gruppe loes/no crew/ alone/HEehehehe! - Hej steen, join en gruppe! Vi ses! ... Connor/BLC - UREN HUD!!!!! Regle!... Vocal/Rebels - Hired Guns regler!! Jazz regler!! Vi besnakkes! ... Maxwood/Majic 12 - Hallo there!! Nice demo, hope you like this. ... Nighthawk/Rebels - Hej der ovre i det moerke jydeland! Haaber alt gaar som det skal!! Vi maa lige drikkes ved til det naeste party! Haaber du kommer til hmmm... til hmmm..... PARTY IV!!. ... Condor/Jewels - Howdy vennen! sikke et fedt stykke 40-KB-intro musik vi fik lavet der! Ses!! ... Devilstar/Virtual Polka Dreams(Devilshoot!) - Hej jesper! Har du noget imod at jeg ringer lidt oftere til dit modem?? Det er saa sjovt at side og raaber "helloooo- er der nogen!!" mens man trykker paa alle knapperne paa telefonen! Anyway, we are looking very meget meget frem til at faa en pakke med GFX. (inden du kommer til at ligne ham der Oldfuck paa dit billede fra Focus Design partyet! (SYD SOELANDS FESTEN! -REGLE )... - Wolfman (William!!) - Hej william, din canabisse ! Du er bare en samba-konge med Drillo. Ja det er det vi kalder vores fodbold (Som en hvis DEVILSHOOT har skudt til de evige fodbold resevater, (B0LLE!). Naa, regles!! - Subject (Kristoffer!) Good vibration!!! Porno stoffer, vis mig din koed soejle! Den er doed fraek! Kaempe Drillo! Ses!! Ricky (Henrik!!) Familiehaj! Vi syntes du er rigtig skurket skurk ikke at komme til regle festen. Vi har beslutted at du fra nu af hedder TISSENUMSEROEVEPRUTTESKEDESPAERMEOPSLIKKERTISSEMAN!!! (Der fik du den!! HA!! ) - Alien, Jaco, Dr.Scull/Virtual Dreams - Fuck the girl in "Demolition Man"!!! Yaaaarr!! Puka Me! (doesn't this mean: play me!in Finnish???-Chorus..... Anyway, nice talking to you! - Puuhh atleast I reached the end of this! Have a nice day!! I'm going to eat something. NOW!!! Nu e texten totalt slut but don't forget Jewels - En fest for din fat . (A party for your cat!) - Saa maa i hygge! I'm of to thekitchen........ This is Al Bundy at the keys and I want to say hello to allmy contacts and appoligize for not sending any sooner but you guys can read all about why in my letter to you for those with who I do not swap here is my address for swapping Allan Hansen , Knivholtvej 16 , 2720 Vanloese , Denmark.Well I hope that you enjoy this production because it isour first and be on the lookout for our musicdisk which should come to a computer near you soon. Here come some off the personal greetings : Davs Steffen saa blev viendelige faerdige med en produktion held og lykke med at finde en god gruppe at joine. Daffy gaar det ellers godti Iris med alle jeres medlemmer nu skal du snart til atstarte i skole igen.(HA HA) I am afraid I do not have any more times because I am so tired because here at the Jewels meeting we have not gotten enough sleep so I thinkI will leave you and go sleep for a week. Al signing off... Davs! Before you read any further, you should know that jeg regler. Denne text har ingen mening saa du kan ligesaa godt vaelge en anden, for jeg gider ikke skrive noget som helst. Siden du stadig laeser videre maa jeg hellere introducere mig selv. Jeg hedder futurefuck og jeg har banket denne lille music single sammen paa ca. en dag eller to. Davs til vennerne og ingen andre. TAG SAA OG LAES EN ANDEN TEXT! JEG GIDER IKKE SPILDE MIN TID MED AT UNDERHOLDE DIG........ Zzzzz... After 2-3 days hard work, I am finally ready to write my scroller, yep, the last to complete his work, Knox.. I hated this production at the beginning,but all the stuff going on over here is really chearing me up, thanks guys! Det var vel nok en skam, du ikke kom, Henrik! Vi naaede ikke koncerten, men for fanden, hvor har vi moret os, thi hi, thi hi.. Haaber du tog joken som en tisseboef paa eventyr i den kolde, golde eskimoisbarsbutik, ledet og ejet af den frygtede, berygtede og liderlige Iraner, nogen valgte at kalde Hhrabp-nuhlla-Nhab-Nassa! 3 hours sleep... Okay, sorry to the (long) list of contacts. I have not send to you for a while, because I have litteratly fucked up my discdrive, so I could not copy trackdiscs.. I WILL return, so hello to: Illusion of Iris, Andy of Nuance, MRK of Vision, Exodus of Trance inc., Voyage of Dual Crew-Shining, Mailman of Kronical, King Arthur of TMG... Vi regler, goer vi, ja vi goer!