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       SADOMASOHUORALESBO joined.
  He is a syyysoooop in Cosmo AD 2000!
 Cosmo is our distributionsite so call
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   ELViSkENPikKUVEli joined already!
 We rrulez. Incase you didn't know...
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ELITET KATSOO PLAYBOYT|| JA EMMANUELLEE!
         ELITET PAINAA NAPPULAA!
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 Hey! We are back from the Assembly 94

        --- THE PELIMESSUT ---

We saw HUNDREDS OF ELITEDOOMPLAYERS!!!
  Oh G.O.D there were PCs everywhere
 Our long awaited fantasy came true!!

   Humphs you should get EPILESBIAN
 musicdisk released at the ASSembly..

  HeilSPLIDIM all who got it from us!

We heard a rumour it contains SADDAM..

              PURKAA SIT|!