[ /0123 [    ( 4567 )      89:;<=>?                MERRY CHRISTEMAS AND HA-HA-HAPPY NEW YEAR, SORRY BUT WE DONT HAVE TIME TO WRITE A LONG, GOOD SZROLLY. YOU SEE, THE BEER-STORE IS ABOUT TO CLOSE.              BUT OF COURSE, AS THE TRUE ALCOHOL-LOVERS WE ARE, WE HAVE ALREADY BEGUN üPUUUUURING IT DOWN  -HICK-  EXPEDITIOUSLY           THAT MEANS QUICK AND EFFICIENT             BUT SOMETHING IS BOTHERING [    WHAT HAS THIS TO DO WITH SEX, I MEAN     SEX                  ( /0123 )             THIS IS CONCEPTOR Jþ  NOW ITS SATURDAY MORNING AND THE TEXT YOU ALREADY HAVE READ WAS WRITTEN YESTERDAY.  WE RAN OUT OF ALCOHOL AND FELT SO THIRSY THAT WE WENT RAKE VEIEN TO THE STORE.  GIMMI SOME FOOD   I JUST HEARD SOME TERRIBLE NOICE FROM MY STOMACK.           NOW, SOMETHING IMPORTANT  SOMEBODY HAS ACCUSED US OF BEING UNSERIOUS, BUT THAT AINT RIGHT, COZ WE ARE  TOTALLY  UNSERIOUS.      THEN OVER TO REALLY SERIOUS STUFF -- HAR DU VORTE PAA NAVLEN, ELLER PAA NABON.           üý  THEN ITS MY TURN TO WRITE BULLSHIT-STUFF  ) ZED (   AS C.J. JUST GOT UP AND RAPED THE FRIDGE, I GOT A HARD-ON. AS A MATTER OF FACT I JUST HEARD MRS. FRIDGE SAY  -PLEASE USE RUBBER            THEN A MESSAGE TO HAMMER  -THE ULTIMATE  NAPPER   þEHH... I MEAN SWAPPER -  OF   BIG FUN   -DU TRUDDE KANSKJE VI SKULLE FORBLI EDRU I DAG, MEN SLIKE TANKER VIL JEG HA MEG FRABEDT. JEG VEDDER PAA AT DU ER MISUNNELIG -HO HO            DAY THREE  -SUNDAY-      WELL, I GUESS ITS TIME FOR SOME GREETINGS           HI AND HELLO TO             ICE-KID   THE LAST MEMBER OF            [ /0123 [              THEN I SEND GREETZ OVER THE FJORD TO             BIG-FUN             THIS IS THE END, I HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER.  AND ONE MORE THING, IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT US, THEN TAKE MY ADVISE    DONT         üCJ FORGOT TO DRAW NUMBERS IN THE CHARSET SO WE DONT EVEN BOTHER WRITING OUR ADDRESSES.           OVER AND OUT FROM  NATION-X