ddddd OBS! THIS SCROLLTEXT WAS WRITTEN SOME TIME AGO AT OUR SECOND INTERNAL MEETING IN LAMBOHOV! ANYWAY, LET US BEGIN THE d S d H d O d W d ! ! ! ! ! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! dddddddd YES! FINALLY IT'S TIME AGAIN!!! TIME FOR WHAT? YOU THINK WITH A FILURIOUS FNOSS IN YOUR FACE... DO NOT DISPARE! THOU SHALL NOT KNORR!!! B-KAUZE SCANNER OF NEXUS IS AT YOUR FACE ONCE MORE HAMMERING SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE CALLED d THE MOST SERIOUS PACK OF SPLARCATIQUE BISONAVF]RING SINCE KLAUD VAN LA RIFFO CANDIDATED FOR PRESIDENT IN UPPER KLEPTOBRAPPTIA!!!!! d WELL, HERE WE ARE AT OUR LITTLE INTERNAL MEETING IN LAMBOHOV, LINK]PING, SVERIGE! THE SPORTLOV HAS JUST STARTED!!!!! YES! IS IT LOVELY OR IS IT JUST PLAIN LOVELY?! HEHE... ANYPLOG! THE PEOPLE HERE NOW, 05:19:45 ON MONDAY 22:TH FEB 1993, ARE: SCANNER - THAT IS ME! I AM WRITING THIS SCROLLTEXT RIGHT NOW, AS YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED BY NOW! d GNAUPH - ALSO WRITING A SCROLLTEXT. d NEMO - SLEEPING, BUT HEY! HE JUST WOKE UP! d BYTE - CODING, BUT HE JUST WENT TO HALVS]MN... d HERMES - PLAYING WINGS, THE OLD CLASSIC. d ALL THESE ARE OF COURSE NEXUS MEMBERS! THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER GUY HERE CALLED BIC - HMM, STRANGE NAME. HE HAS BEEN PLAYING THE NICE WARGAME FIRE FORCE FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF HOURS. BUT NOW I SEE THAT HE HAS CHANGED GAME! NOW HE IS PLAYING X-MAS LEMMINGS! HEHE... ANYWAY, LET US RALF ON IN THE SCHNITZLADE BANA THAT IS OUR PATH IN LIFE! .......... OH YEAH... HERE WE GO WITH A FAMOUS QUOTE: KENO - V\LJ! PRICKA! VINN! - EN HATV\RD GOTL\NDSL TV-REKLAM!!!!! NOW, WE WILL GO ON WITH SOME NICE QUOTES FROM MY NEW LARSON COMIC MAGAZINE! D[ B]RJER VI... ddd MED SINA TENTAKLER F]RF]RISKT VAJANDE I BRISEN VAR DEN K]TT\TANDE BARNSLUKAREN [TER REDO ATT SL[ TILL. ddd DE D[LIGA TIDERNA ST\LLER TILL MYCKET EL\NDE... - TYV\RR, FELDMAN. DU SKA ERS\TTAS AV ETT CHIP! - MICRO? - POTATIS. ddd - N\MEN! MINA KLOR L[TER TAPP TAPP! TAPP TAPP TAPP TAPP TAPP TAPP TAPP TAPP TAPP TAPP TAPP TAPP TAPP TAPP! - HE HE HE! - DU HAR INTE SETT DET H\R. OKEJ? ...MYCKET F]RKORTAT VERSION... ddd - \TA \TTIKSGURKA... - \TA \TTIKSGURKA MED MJ]LK... - \TA \TTIKSGURKA MED MJ]LK MED JAG SER EN LASSIE-FILM... - ...JAG F]RS]KER F[ UPP EN H[RBOLL. ddd - VAD \R SOUP DU JOUR? - DET \R DAGENS SOPPA. - DET VET JAG, MEN VAD \R DET? - TORSDAG. - [H DU MILDE. ddd H[ H[ JA JA... JAG ]NSKAR JAG HADE EN KALL MILKSHAKE P[ MAGGEN. - BEST\LL EN D[. VI \R SERIEFIGURER... ALLT \R M]JLIGT I SERIER. - ALRIGHT. D[ VILL JAG HA EN J\TTEBAMSIG SARDIN OCH EN ]LMILKSHAKE. - WOW! SERIEV\RLDEN \R EN ANNAN VERKLIGHET! JAG SKULLE VILJA HA ETT PAR R]DA BASKETDOJOR OCKS[... - [ HEJ! SKITH\FTIGT! ]H... VAD S\GS OM EN 100-KILOS GR]N OCH LILA ANKA P[ HUVUDET? - BALLT! VILKA HISNANDE FILOSOFISKA SLUTSATSER DET H\R LEDER TILL! T\NK DEJ SJ\LV... OKEJ... VAD SKA VI TA NU... - JAG DRAR. - ...CINDY CRAWFORD... I SVARTA TRIK[ER... I ETT BADKAR... FYLLT MED VARM R]NNB\RSGELE... - LEDSEN. SISTA RUTAN. ddd ENOUGH FLUMMY QUOTES FROM THAT LOVELY LITTLE MAGAZINE OF MINE! NOW, LET US GO TO SOMETHING MUCH MORE INTERESTING... N\MLIGEN... ddddd T H E K V I T T O ddddd ...ETT KVITTO SOM JAG TOG MED MIG FR[N KONSUMAFF\REN H\R I LAMBOHOV... HERE WE GO NOW DUDAR!!!!! * KONSUM * LAMBOHOV 013-213470 LIVS 10.00 MATBR]DSMIX 16.40 VANILLINSOCKER 7.20 OREGANO 5.70 KOKOSFLINGOR 3.70 *EXTRA-PRIS* ddd OBS! KONSUM SKA JU TA BORT EXTRAPRISERNA OCH HA ALLTID L[GT PRIS SOM DET JU S[ VACKERT HETER I REKLAMEN! HMM... KONSTIGT... ddd \GG L]SVIKT 1.350 KG 12.90 17.42 ROSTBIFF AV N]T 21.16 ROSTBIFF AV N]T 19.16 ROSTBIFF AV N]T 16.77 ROSTBIFF AV N]T 22.16 CITRONER 0.295 KG 35.00 9.10 MELLANMJ]LK 6.40 STANDARD MJ]LK 6.40 GLASS 2 LITER 15.90 STANDARD MJ]LK 6.40 AMERICANASOPPA 13.50 STORPACK KARRE 64.40 B\RKASSE 1.00 B\RKASSE 1.00 VIT BLEND 27.10 ddd DET \R DYRT MED CIGARETTER... TUR ATT MAN INTE R]KER! ddd ATT BETAL 295.00 KONTANT 300.00 V\XEL 5.00 ARTIKLAR 21 92-02-21 7318 1 13:13 KASSA NR 2 MOMS.REG.NR 725000-2818 PHEU!!!!!!!! \NTLIGEN KLAR MED DET D\R FRUKTANSV\RT VIKTIGA KONSUMKVITTOT! NU KAN VI JU TA LITE PERSONLIGA GRRRRREETINGS-MMMMM!!!!! HERE WE RUN: ALL MEMBERS OF NEXUS ddd ALL PEOPLE WHO CALL WITH MODEMS IN AND OUTSIDE LINK]PING! HELLO X-TAR, FOR EXAMPLE! DOWNLOADED ANY BIG FILES LONG DISTANCE LATELY? HEHE... ddd ALL SYSOPS IN LINK]PING! ESPECIALLY TO PROWLER OF NEXUS, ROBIN CALVIN! ddd EVERYONE ELSE WHO I KNOW OR NOT KNOW!!!!! HELLO OUT THERE PEOPLE!!!!! ddd TECHNO RAVE RULES SUPREME FOR EVER!!!!! ddd JUST DET! TECHNO OCH RAVE OCH S[DAN MUSIK \R MYCKET TILLTALANDE F]R UNDERTECKNAD! HEHE... HMM... NU \R KLOCKAN VISST TIO I SEX P[ M[NDAG MORGON... TRALALALASPEX! TRALALALAKENO! DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA d S d A d R d F d !!!!!!!!!!! ANYMYSKOXE, RYCK UPP ER OCH FL\K P[ ERA SCROLLSPISARE! NU KOMMER FARBROR JANS SPECIELLT SP\NNANDE BER\TTELSER OM NINJAPIROGEN TOR-UNO OCH HANS \VENTYR I RASTERLAND! HERE WE WALK... EN DAG VAR TOR-UNO OVANLIGT VANSINNING. HAN HADE BEST\MT SIG F]R ATT KIDNAPPA ETT DANSBAND OCH G]RA DEM TILL BANANMOS. HAN BEGAV SIG TILL DANSBANDSFABRIKEN OCH BR]T SIG IN. SEDAN D]DADE HAN ALLA I HUSET INKLUSIVE EN ALKOHOLISERAD BINGOKANIN. HAN KIDNAPPADE ETT DANSBAND VID NAMN LIS-ULFGARDTS. SEDAN K]RDE HAN HEM TILL SIN BRUTALITETSSTUGA OCH SLAKTADE DEM OCH GJORDE BANANMOS AV DEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH SARFTALK NOW BOYZ! I TAKE A BREAK INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION! HOLD IT! PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! THE PRODIGY RULES SUPREME!!!!! WOW! NOW THEY ARE DOING SOME KIND OF SAMBA STYLE TECHNO! I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I GREET YOU! FIIIRE! FIIIRE! X-TRIIIM TECHNO AUF DER R]J DRIV!!!!!!!!!! EAT JUPPAJUPPASCHNOUCK CHATSMU SARFORHAOULIVESTA ALL YOU DEATH LOVERS OUT THERE!!!!! DEATH AND TRASH METAL AND SUCH MUSIC SUCKS TO THE OUTER LIMITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEJ TACKA VET JAG TECHNO! NO LIMITS! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THERES NO LIMITS!!!!! RUFF IN THE JUNGLE IN THE JUNGLE IN THE JUNGLE IN THE IN THE JUNGLE!!!!! RUFF IN THE JUNGLE BIZNIZ!!!!! MUSIC REACH! JERICHO! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I AM GETTING TOTALLY INSANE, MAD AND CRAZY BECAUSE I HELD THAT WONDERFUL CD BUT I DIDNT BUY IT, I EVEN HAD A PRESENTKORT IN THAT VERY CD SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID ME!!! AND NOW BYTE HAS BOUGHT THAT VERY CD! SNYFTA! SNYFTA! WELL, EITHER I WILL HAVE TO SPELA AV DEN P[ BAND MEN I F]RSTA HAND KOMMER JAG ATT F]RS]KA F[ TAG P[ DEN TILLS JAG FALLER I KOMA AV UTMATTNING!!!!! JA, S[ KAN DET G[, POJKAR OCH FLICKOR! N[ JA, NU KANSKE DET B]RJAR BLI DAGS ATT L\GGA NER PROJEKTET OCH G[ OCH L\GGA SIG... NEJ, INTE \N. MEN SEDAN N[GON G[NG... VARF]R INTE SL[ EN SIGNAL TILL ddd PROWLER BBS ddd TEL: 013 - 15 28 65!!!!! HST 14400 BPS! RUNNING NIKOM! FLERA HUNDRA ANV\NDARE! MASSOR MED NYA FILER ATT TA HEM OCH EN M\NGD M]TEN ATT F]RDJUPA SIG I! R I N G N U ! ! ! ! !OK, THIS MUST BE ENOUGH... 122 ROWS OF FUNNY TEXT FOR THIS AWESOME NEW DEMO! I HAVE BEEN SITING HERE WRITING FOR SURELY ABOUT 2 HOURS NOW... HEHE... I AM GETTING TIRED OF IT ALL! LATER ON I MUST MAKE A COOL TECHNO TUNE, HOPEFULLY THE ONE YOU ARE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT? WHEN I AM WRITING THIS I HAVENT EVEN MADE IT YET... STRANGE, DONT YOU THINK? HMM... ENOUGH WEIRD TALK? [OHCKAYJIE! NICE WAY TO SPELL O.K. DONT YOU THINK? YES? THANKS! ANYSLUT, THIS IS PROBABLY SUPPOSED TO BE THE END... THE END?! ALREADY!? YOU SAY WITH DISPARE IN YOUR MOUTH. YES, I AM REALLY SORRY FOR WRITING SUCH A SHORT LITTLE KLEIN PETIT SCROLLTEXT, MEN JAG TROR NOG ATT STACKARS JOHANNES, ALLTS[ BYTE, BLIR GALEN OM JAG INTE SLUTAR SNART! JA, INTE NU F]RST[S, JUST NU LIGGER HAN JU OCH SOVER, HEHE... ELLER G]R HAN VERKLIGEN DET? JAG TROR DET I ALLA FALL... N[V\L, OM JAG SKRIVER MYCKET MER S[ KOMMER DET JU SNART ATT VARA MERA SCROLLTEXT \N SOURCEKOD I DEMOT!!! OCH DET VORE JU KANSKE LITE SL]SERI MED MINNE, ELLER HUR? NEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ?! JO!!! HMM... DET VERKAR TVEKL]ST SOM OM JAG B]RJAR BLI LITE TR]TT... SOM TUR \R S[ HAR JAG JU SOVS\CK OCH GREJER MED MIG EFTERSOM VI SKA VARA H\R I TV[ DYGN, FR[N S]NDAG TILL TISDAG. NOW THE TIME IS 06:48 IN THE MONDAY MORNING! THANK GOD WE HAVE SPORTLOV!!!!! ES DAUERTE APROX. 6 STUNDE BEFORE I TOG FRAM N[GRA DISKAR! JAG BEH]VDE JU INGA, F]R MAN HAR V\L H[RDDISK!!! HEHE!!!!! IT IS ON 52 MB, IF ANYONE OF YOU OUT THERE WONDERED! I HAVENT GOT ANY EXTRA MEMORY INSTALLED IN IT, BUT I HOPE THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO BUY 2 MB IN THE NEARER FUTURE! AMIGA RULES! PC IS LAME! I AM THOUGH AFRAID THAT PC IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER, WE ARE EVEN THINKING ABOUT CHANGEING COMPUTERS INTO PC BECAUSE PC IS BETTER THAN AMIGA IN SEVERAL AREAS. THERE ARE ALSO RUMOURS THAT COMMODORE WILL GIVE UP THE AMIGA IN USA IN ABOUT A YEAR!!! I HAVE ALSO SEEN A LIST OF GAME-PRODUCING COMPANIES THAT FOR SURE HAVE STOPPED PRODUCING GAMES FOR THE AMIGA! THESE ARE FOR EXAMPLE SIERRA, LUCASFILM, MAXIS, ELECTRONIC ARTS AND ABOUT TEN MORE COMPANIES!!! SNYFT! IF THAT REALLY IS TRUE THEN WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THE AMIGA? JAG HAR OCKS[ H]RT ATT PROGRAMERARNA P[ COMMODORE, DAVE HAYNIE ELLER HUR MAN NU KAN T\NKAS STAVA DET OCH N[GRA ANDRA, TYCKER ATT DE NYA AGA GRAFIKKRETSARNA INTE \R S[ SPECIELLT BRA! SUCK, VAD SKA H\NDA MED AMIGAN? S[ JA, RYCK UPP DIG NU! AMIGAN \R JU TROTS ALLT EN V\LDIGT ROLIG, ANV\NDARV\NLIG OCH BRA DATOR!!!!! OK! NU \R DET NOG DAGS ATT SLUTA! 163 RADER TEXT... HMM... OCH NU \R KLOCKAN 07:07... ZZZZZ... WELL, THIS IS ME, THEN, SIGNING OFF IN THE MOST MAJOR WAY EVER SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MAJOR WAYS TO SIGN OFF AND BREAK OUT INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION! HOLD IT! PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! ddddd WOW! NOW BYTE WOKE UP AGAIN! HE HASNT BEEN ASLEEP FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR... EN V\LDIGT GIVANDE LITEN TUPPLUR M[STE MAN S\GA! HEHE... N[V\L, NU TILL ETT MAGNIFIKT AVSLUTANDE... BYE! SIGNED SCANNER OF NEXUS!!!!!!!!!! S A R F ! ! ! ! ! THIS SCROLLER WILL SOON RESTART! XXWWQ AND WELCOME TO GNAUPHS PERSONAL GAYSCROLLED SNUFFATIC TEUCT! YEPP MANSEL! ME ARE GNAUPH! 10 IF INLEDING IS SARF THEN LET TEXT BE MORE SERIOUS 20 PRINT TEXTSTRING 30 DO THE SALSA! OKIE DOKIE, TODAY WE WALK THE SERIOUS WAY... I AM GNAUPH OF NEXUS AND CURRENTLY IM AT A NEXUS INTERNAL MEETING! AT THE MOMENT OR JUST BEFORE I STARTED WRITING THIS SCROLLY I WORKED ON A LITTLE CUTE PICCY TITLED OLD WIZARD. ITS FAR FROM FINISHED AND WE ARE GOING TO USE IT IN A LITTLE DEMO, NOT THE ONE YOUR WATCHING RIGHT NOW, SO IF I WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE CLEVER THAN I AM I SHOULD TURN OF THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW AND CONTINUE PIXELING. ANYWAY, ENOUGH OF UNINTERESTING WORDS IN THIS SCROLLTEXT, LETS MOVE ON AND WRITE SOME REALLY CAVIAR DIPPED LETTERS. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! THAT WAS ]! THE TIME IS, AT THE MOMENT, EXACTLY 04:17:49 IN THE MORNING AND NEMO HAS JUST FALLEN ASLEEP! THATS REALLY DANGEROUS YOU KNOW, CAUSE WHEN HE WAKES UP, A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER, HE WONT FEEL SLEEPY AND THATS NOT NATURAL ON A PARTY LIKE THIS, AND THEN HE MAYBE WONT BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE HIMSELF ON THE CODE OF HIS! HE MAYBE EVEN GET AIDS! ddd KARLASVETT! ddd ANYWAY, I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD EAT MORE SNUFF TO GET BIGGER AND SAFTIGER! AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED IVE GOT NOTHING SPECIAL TO WRITE ABOUT TODAY, BUT IM TRYING MY BEST TO AMUSE YOU ANYWAY! BY THE WAY, IF YOU GET HOLD OF AN EX OF MY LATEST MACHO-MEGA-AMOS-GAME NAMED... EH, ACTUALLY I HAVENT FOUND A GOOD NAME FOR THE MACHO-MEGA-AMOS-GAME YET. ANYRAIL, ENJOY THE GAME IF YOU MANAGE THE GET A COPY OF IT! THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THE GAME IS BEPPO THE HERO, AND YOUR TASK IN THE GAME IS TO LEAD HIM TO THE EXIT ON EVERY LEVEL! IF YOU OF SOME REASON KILL BEPPO HE WILL GET VERY SAD AND I THINK EVERYBODY WOULD FEEL A SMULA BETTER IF YOU, AFTER THAT TRAGEDY, WAITED A WHILE BEFORE YOU PLAY THE GAME AGAIN. NO, NO, THAT WAS JUST A KID!!! YOU CAN KILL BEPPO AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT! YES, KILL HIM OFTEN! OFTEN AND CRUEL! BREAK ALL THE BONES IN HIS POOR LITTLE BODY AND EAT HIS HEAD FOR LUNCH THE NEXT DAY! YES!! KILL, KILL, KILL!!! IM GETTING REALLY EXCITED! KILL, KILL, KILLE-KILL, KILL!!!!!!! BREAK BONES, DRINK BLOOD, CRUSH BALLS!!! NO, NOT HIS BALLS, BUT THE REST IS OKAY. ANYFROG, IF YOU WANT TO GET THE GAME OR IF YOU WANT A NICE CHIT CHAT, YOU CAN WRITE TO: M [ R T E N B J ] R K P L ] J A R E G A T A N 1 0 3 S - 5 8 3 3 0 L I N K ] P I N G S W E D E N HOPE YOU GOT IT, CAUSE YOU WONT GET A SECOND CHANCE! HIA HA HA! AS YOU MAY HAVE DISCOVERED, THIS IS THE SECOND SCROLL I WRITE FOR THIS DEMO! THE FIRST ONE WAS A NICE DOT SINUS SCROLLY! AND SINCE THIS IS THE VERY SECOND ONE I WRITE IVE CHOOSEN TO BE NOT TOO SERIOUS WITH IT! WHAT A TRADEGY, EH? OR DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD CALL IT LACK OF LEADERSHIP? I PRESUME THAT YOU HAVE PLAYED PORTS OF CALL! d CULT! d JAJA, I THINK ITS TIME FOR YOU TO VISIT MY SNUS-STUGA NOW! ddd SNUFF RULEZ! ddd BYTE, THE VERY CODER OF THIS LITTLE DEMO, IS LAME! HE IS GOING TO BED NOW! THE TIME IS 05:16:15 IN THE MORNING! NEMO IS SLEEPING, HERMES AND BIC ARE PLAYING GAMES! WHAT IS THIS!!! ANYWAY, SCANNER AND I ARE WRITING SCROLLYS ANYWAY... I DONT SCANNER KNOWS WHAT TO WRITE REALLY, CAUSE AT THE MOMENT HE IS STEALING JOKES FROM A LARSSON-MAGAZINE! BOYCOT HIS SCROLLY NOW! HUM, IVE GOT VERY MUCH TO DO... I HAVE TO WRITE AT LEAST ONE MORE SCROLLY AND THEN I MUST FINISH MY PICTURE, OLD WIZARD, REMEMBER? ARGH! RHAOULOSARFSPUX! ABER, ME ABRI, MEANS FRIEND, GNAUPH DOESNT GIVE UP! THERE IS STILL ABOUT 30 HOURS LEFT OF THE PARTY! CHATSMO-SCHNOUCK! SCANNER IS PLAYING MAURO SCOCCOS: NELLIE, ON HIS NESCO-STEREO! IMAGINE MY SITUATION HERE! NO SLEEP AND NELLIE IN THE SPEAKERS! JUST PERFECT FOR A MENTAL BREAK-DOWN! d dd ddd ]]]H! ddd dd d NAYAPAPPAZIPPAMOOUULE, IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT TO WRITE? THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING LEFT TO WRITE! YEP, OKAY, SINCE YOUVE BEEN SUCH A NICE BOY AND HAVE READ ALL THE SCROLLTEXT TIL NOW I WILL BE NICE TO YOU AND GIVE YOU THE LEVEL CODE FOR THE 2ND LEVEL IN THE BEPPO-ADVENTURE! YEAH!!! EVERYBODY SCREAMS OR WHAT? ANYGOAT, HERE IT COMES... TARAMPTANTAMTAAAA! ddd ZOOMAN ddd PHEU! THAT WAS THAT! NOW I SHOULD TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHICH ARE PRESENT AT THE MOMENT, INCLUDING THE TWO SLEEPING SLUGGOS: GNAUPH OF NEXUS - WRITING A COOL SCROLLTEXT FOR BYTES DEMO. SCANNER OF NEXUS - WRITING A LAME SCROLLTEXTS FOR BYTES DEMO. HERMES OF NEXUS - PLAYING WINGS! GET KARL! NEMO OF NEXUS - SLEEPING IN A SOFA... BORING MAN! BYTE OF NEXUS - SLEEPING IN ANOTHER SOFA... EVEN MORE BORING MAN! BIC - PLAYING SUPER CARS 2! MRARRRVMXOST! OLD, LAME BUT CULT! THAT WAS EVERYBODY! THRASHER OF NEXUS IS GOING TO DROP IN SOMETIME TOMORROW WITH HIS AMIGA AND, NOT TO FORGET, TRUPHCARD HD WITH 4 MEG FAST MEM! MUMSA MEST! IM GONN SEND IM TO OUTTA SP\S! PRODIGY RULEZ! ROCKA LITE MANN! I CANT BELIVE HOW YOU CAN STAND ME. ITS SO EASY TO PRESS THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON! BUT!!! IF YOU PRESS THE LMB NOW YOULL MISS THE VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE AT THE END OF THIS SCROLL! IF YOU ARE GOING TO VISIT VIKINGSTAD DO NOT ORDER A PIZZA AT THE VIKING-PIZZA PIZZABAR, IF YOU DONT LIKE A 100 PERCENT ISTER-PIZZA OF COURSE! DO NOT TALK TO THE PIZZABAR OWNER EITHER, HE IS A FULL-TIME PSYCHOPATH! ANYKEX, ENOUGH ABOUT VIKING-PIZZA! COMING UP NOW IS SOME, VERY FEW, PERSONAL HELLOS... THE FIRST BIG HELLO GOES TO SVUNKI OF RUNKI, SORRY FOR THE BIG I! I ONCE PROMISED TO MENTION HIS NAME IN A SCROLLY AND FORGOT IT, NOW HIS NAME, SVUNKI, HAS BEEN METIONED TWICE IN THIS SCROLLY! PLEASED SVUNKI? THE NEXT BIG HELLO GOES TO SQUAT OF MJ]LBYG\NGET! SPREAD THIS DEMO A LITTLE, SQUAT! I HOPE YOU WILL SURVIVE YOUR ]RININFLAMMATION! WHO IS THE NEXT LUCKY SOUL, THEN? LETS SAY IT EVERYBODY TOGETHER! 1 2 3 ERODOMMOC! YES, OLD FRIEND! FEEL HONOURED! NEXT HELLO GOES TO BUMBLE-BEE OF RUNKI, ITS TIME TO FINISH: POJKARNA P[ LOGEN SOON, ISNT IT? I ALSO WANT TO SEND A GREETING TO BABAR! HELLO TO YOU, BABAR! THAT WAS EVERYBODY I THINK! NOW, LETS CONTINUE THE FLUMM-RIDE! THIS SCROLLTEXT IS GETTING QUITE LONG NOW! BUT THATS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE! IF YOU ARE KEEN ON READING SCROLLYS YOU SHOULD HAVE THE POSSIBILITY TO READ ONE FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES! DONT YOU AGREE? WELL, WELL, SINCE YOU PROBABLY ARE FEELING RATHER BORED RIGHT NOW I GOING TO TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY, AS USUAL! TODAYS STORY IS ABOUT A NICE HOMOSEXUAL DUDE NAMED SCNOUCK! IF YOU HAVE READ MY SCROLLTEXT IN THE SUPERIOR DEMO YOU ARE ALREADY FAMILIAR TO SCHNOUCK, RHAOUL AND SARF, BUT ITS FAR FROM NECCESARY TO HAVE READ THE RHAOUL STORY, IN THE SUPERIOR DEMO, TO UNDERSTAND THE SCNOUCK STORY IN THIS DEMO. ANYSNOPP, HERE WE GO: SCHNOUCK WAS A COMPLETELY NORMAL 87-YEAR OLD GAY, WHO WANTED JUST A LITTLE MORE FROM LIFE THAN JUST DRIVING HIS BUS, HE WAS A BUSDRIVER, YOU SEE, ALL DAYS LONG. THEREFORE HE ONE DAY TOOK THE CHANCE A GAVE HIS BELOVED BUS TO A STRANGER, RHAOUL FROM THE RHAOUL STORY! AFTER THAT HE WENT OUT TO SEEK MONEY AND GLORY IN THE WORLD, CARRYING ONLY HIS DEADLY WEAPON THE GRANRISERUSKA! AND THERE IS WHERE THE STORY BEGINS! SCHNOUCK LOOKED AROUND AND DISCOVERED THAT HE WAS STANDING AT A BUSSTOP. HE THOUGH FOR A MOMENT AND FIGURED OUT THAT IF HE WAS STANDING AT A BUSSTOP HE COULDNT BE FAR AWAY FROM A ZOO! SO HE STARTED WALKING TOWARDS THE ZOO. ABOUT FOUR AND A HALF MINUTES LATER HE REACHED THE ZOO, BUT IT WAS CLOSED FOR THE DAY! SCHNOUCK THEN GOT REALLY ANGRY AND STARTED STAMPING, SCREAMING AND JUMPING AROUND. SUDDENLY A COMPLETELY UNKNOWN MAN CAME UP TO HIM AND SAID: ARE YOU INTERESTED IN BUYING A TREASUREMAP? INSTEAD OF ANSWERING THE MANS QUESTION SCHNOUCK BEAT HIM UP AND TOOK THE TREASUREMAP AND ALL HIS MONEY AND HIS CLOTHES. AFTER THAT SCHNOUCK FELT RATHER PROUD OVER WHAT HE HAD DONE AND HE STARTED RUNNING TOWARDS THE BIG CITY OF HULT. 3 DAYS LATER SCNOUCK CAME TO HULT. SINCE HE WAS IN GOOD CONDITION HE DIDNT NEED TO REST AT ALL SO HE WENT TO THE NEAREST CINEMA TO WATCH: THE BEATY AND THE BEAST. HE USED HIS STOLEN MONEY TO BUY A TICKET TO THE MOVIE. AS HE SAT DOWN IN HIS CHAIR IN THE CINEMA HE DISCOVERED THAT HE SAT NEXT TO A VERY GOOD LOOKING MAN IN HIS AGE. ARE YOU SINGLE? SCHNOUCK CAREFULLY WHISPERED. YEPSI! YAU TOO? THE MAN ANSWERED WITH A LOVELY ACCENT. YEPP! GLIDERS! HOW ABOUT GOING OVER TO YOUR PLACE ON A COOL KESO PARTY? SCHNOUCK CONTINUED. SONDS NEES TU ME THE MAN SAID. HE THEN TOOK SCHNOUCKS HAND AND HE AND SCHNOUCK HELD HANDS WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIE TOGETHER. EVERYTHING WAS SO CUTE! AFTER THE MOVIE THEY WENT TO THE MANS, WHOS NAME WAS SCHV]GA, HOUSE. A COUPLE OF WEEKS AFTER THE MEETING THEY MOVED TO THE STATES AND AFTER ANOTHER COUPLE OF WEEKS THEY GOT MARRIED! EVERYBODY WAS HAPPY, EXCEPT FOR SARF, BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY, AND HERE ENDS THE SCHNOUCK STORY! NO, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ONE THING! SCHNOUCK AND SCHV]GA ONCE WENT OUT ON A TREASURE HUNT TO SEARCH THE TREASURE ON SCHNOUCKS MAP, BUT IT WAS A FAKE, THERE WASNT ANY TREASURE TO DIG UP FOR SCHNOUCK AND SCHV]GA, BUT I THINK THEY SURVIVED. OR DID THEY..? THAT WAS THE SCHNOUCK STORY! ARE YOU STILL WITH? YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS IS THE 137TH ROW I WRITE, IM WRITING THIS IN TEXT ED! THE TIME RIGHT NOW IS 07:43:10 IN THE MORNING. PHEU, IM GETTING A BIT TIRED, BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT! RIGHT NOW EVERYBODY IS ASLEEP EXCEPT ME! SCANNER HAS JUST FINISHED HIS SCROLLTEXT AND IS LYING ON THE FLOOR BEHIND ME, SLEEPING. NEMO AND BYTE ARE STILL ASLEEP. BIC WENT HOME TO SLEEP A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO. MURVA! WHY ARE THE GUYS IN HERE SO LAZY? TECHNO-PRUTT! SPEXA MERA! WHAT TO WRITE NOW THEN? HUM, IT LOOKS LIKE IVE WRITTEN ALMOST EVERYTHING ON MY MIND IN THIS LITTLE SCROLL... AND I HAVE STILL TWO MORE SCROLLS TO WRITE I THINK. MUFFINSGRODA! ...AND I MUST ALSO FINISH d OLD WIZARD d ARGH! I HAVENT GOT TIME ENOUGH TO SLEEP! SARF! LET ME SEE NOW... THATS ABOUT 60 HOURS WITHOUT ANY SLEEP, IF I WONT SLEEP ANYTHING AT ALL AT THIS PARTY! 60 HOURS, THAT IS NOT TO YOUR BODY! ANYJOYSTICK, THIS SCROLLY IS GETTING RATHER BORING I GUESS, SO IM THINKING ABOUT STOP WRITING NOW... BUT NO! SCANNERS WROTE 176 ROWS IN HIS SCROLLY AND IVE ONLY WRITTEN 151 ROWS YET. THOUGH HE STOLE ONE THIRD OF HIS TEXT FROM A LARSSON-MAGAZINE AND A KONSUM KVITTO SO IF YOU SEE IT THAT WAY, IVE WRITTEN A MUCH LONGER SCROLL THAN HE ALREADY, BUT THATS NOT HOW YOU COUNT.155 ROWS, PSYCHO-MENTAL-TECHNO-SARF! d dd ddd dddd ddddd dddd ddd dd d INTERESTING STUFF IM WRITING! NO! GET KARL GNAUPH! SERIOUS NOW... BY THE WAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BYTES SLIME VECTOR ABOVE? YOUVE SEEN IT BOUNCING FOR QUITE A LONG TIME NOW. I LIKED THE SPASSO-RYCK, DIDNT YOU? OKAY, NEXT SUBJECT! PHEU, IM TIRED! SHUT UP GNAUPH! TOMORROW ME AND THE LAZY GUYS LYING AROUND ME WILL GO DOWNTOWN TO BUY SOME BEER, I THINK. IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT! NO, IM NOT! CAUSE THEN I WILL BE EVEN MORE TIRED THAN I AM NOW AND WITH THAT I MEAN TIRED, REALLY TIRED! ANYWAY, STANDARD! IT MIGHT BE BETTER WITH SOME ALCOHOL IN THE BLOOD! MACHO! VAR KARL, SNUSA SOM GNAUPH! ENGLISH PLEASE! THE FLAG ABOVE SHOWS THAT THIS SCROLLY WRITTEN IN ENGLISH, THEN I SHOULD WRITE THE TEXT IN ENGLISH! CLEVER, GNAUPH! ROW 167! IM THINKING ABOUT TURNING ON THE RADIO ON MY STEREO AT MAXIMUM VOLUME TO WAKE THE OTHERS UP, BUT THAT ISNT A NICE THING TO DO. MAYBE I WILL DO THAT A LITTLE BIT LATER! AFTER IVE FINISHED THIS... THE TIME IS AT THE MOMENT 08:21:59, I THINK THE SHOP IN LAMBOHOVS CENTRUM WILL OPEN AT 9 O CLOCK. I NEED TO BY SOME MORE COCA-COLA, SO I WONT FALL ASLEEP! d COMERCIAL BREAK! d BUY SVEN-ESBJ]RNS TAND-RASP AND GET IN SHAPE! WITH A HEALTHY WELL-RASPED MOUTH ALL GIRLS WOULD JUST LOVE TO KISS YOU! d END OF COMERCIAL BREAK! d NEMO JUST TURNED AROUND IN HIS SOFA. MAYBE I SHOULD GET A GLASS OF WATER AND POUR THE WATER OUT ON HIS FACE. THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY! EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT! AAH, HE DIDNT GET MAD AT ALL! HE JUSTASKED ME IF I HAD BEEN WRITING ON THIS SCROLL ALL THE NIGHT LONG, SIGHED, AND THEN FALL ASLEEP AGAIN! BORING MAN! HUM, THIS IS ROW NUMBER 181! MY TEXT IS NOW LONGER THAN SCANNERS! HIPPA SMURF SMURF, HIPPA HIPPA SMURF SMURF! I THINK I WILL END THIS SCROLL NOW BUT FIRST THE VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR! OKAY, THE MESSAGE GOES LIKE THIS: STEFAN IS STRONGER THAN LARS! DISAPOINTED? HIA HA HA! YOU HAVE READ ALMOST THE WHOLE TEXT SO WHY DONT YOU READ THE REST ASWELL? ANYSP[NG, IM SAYING GOODBYE NOW! THE SCROLL WILL SOON RESTART! READ IT AGAIN, MANN! YOURE WORTH IT! THIS IS GNAUPH OF NEXUS SIGNING OFF, AT ROW 189, 08:45:50 IN THE MORNING! BYE DUDAR! d dd ddd dddd ddddd dddddd ddddddd dddddd ddddd dddd ddd dd d YOOOOOAAAZZZAAAAA...... THIZ IS d ZICO d WRITING A PARTYSCROLL... THIZ WHOLE THING IS QUITE SICK, ITS NO PARTY NOW !!!?? BUT WHAT A HELL... JUST NOW WE ARE SITTING AT NEMOS PLACE AND PUTTING THIZ DEMO? TOGETHER... d SOME PERSONAL GREETINGS COMING UP d d d BRUTALdNOICE d HELLOMATE... ORTANOX - ADDICTED TO COKE d dd d VORTEXdBRONX d HOW ARE YOU DOING? KEEP ON SENDING GREAT STUFF d dd d SUBJECTdBALANCE d YOUR MUSIC IN SOUNDBARRIER WAS GOOD d dd d TIGER d HAVE YOU STOPPED CODING? d dd d CUTTER d HAVE YOU MOVED TO LJUNGSBRO YET? d dd d HALLON d SUFFIX PREFFIX d dd d GROOVUS MAXIMUS d HELLO BROd dd d BLAZEdORBITAL d SEND MY DISKS BACK d dd d FOCUSdNOICE d ARE YOU A SYSOP? WHAT THE NUMBER TO THE BBS? d dd d JOHAN,OLLE,ANDERS AND THE REST OF THE PEOPLE IN LAMBOHOV d PLAYED SOME GAMES LATELY d dd d GABBE & FREDRIK d A1200 d dd d THE BYTEdNEXUS d DO YOU LIKE ARCADE VOLLEYBALL ? d dd d HXSdMUMU21 d THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIR d dd d LAZERdMUMU21 d HI ULF d dd d GURUKILLERdMUMU21 d HAVE YOU DONE ANY LAMOS DEMOS LATELY? d dd d ALL OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW d HI !!!!!!!!!! d d d d EAT YOUR HEART OUT d d d d d d d d d d d ddd ddd ddd d d d NO ?? THIS IS NO HIDDEN VECTOR PART... ITS JUST ANOTHER TOTALLY FREAKED OUT SCROLLTEXT d d d THIS TIME THE MAN BEHIND THE KIZ IS THE BYTE d d d d L\TS G[ SWEDISH NOW !!! JUST NU BEFINNER VI OSS D.V.S. BYTE ELIKAME JA d NEMO d GNAUPH [ SCANNER HEMMA HOS NEMO OCH HAR ETT LITET MYCKET OSERI]ST SO CALLED INTERNM]TE !! d KLOCKIS \R RUNT 6 N[GONTING... VET INTE RIKTIGT !! ALLA SOVER UTOM JAG F]R JAG HAR ETT LITET DEMO d N\MLIGEN DETTA d ATT G]RA KLART IG[R VART DET LITE FEST !! DET \R NOG D\RF]R ALLA INKLUSIVE JAG \R S[ TR]TTA. MEN SP\NSTIG SOM JAG \R I MITT SINNE SITTER JAG H\R OCH TAFSAR P[ KNAPPARNA \NNU OCH T\NKER INTE SLUTA UNTIL DETTA DEMOT \R PACKAT OCH KLART...!! OJ ! STAFFAN LIGGER OCH ST]NAR d NEMO ALLS[ d OCH GNAAF LIGGER BREDVID HONOM OCH MUMLAR I S]MNEN !! DU SOM L\SER DETTA M[STE ANTINGEN VARA V\LDIG L\TTROAD EFTERSOM DU FORTFARANDE L\SER ELLER OXO GANSKA KOOL !! RUFF INTHEJUNGLE RUFF INTHEJUNGLE RUFF INTHEJUNGLEBIZNES !!! TECHNO \R B\ST d d d K]P CD SKIVAN THE PRODIGY EXPERIENCE d d d DET \R DEN B\STA MUSIK SOM FINNS... JAG LOVAR !!! ROUGH ??????????????. DU KANSKE UNDRAR VARF]R TITELN TILL DENNA SCROLLER \R VECTORdWORLD N\R DEN I SJ\LVA VERKET \R LIKA FLUMMIG SOM ALLA ANDRA P[ DENNA SK\RM... MEN DET ORKAR JAG INTE F]RKLARA !! ZICO OXO OF NEXUS OCH CUTTER VAR H\R F]RUT.... d d d SKIT I DETTA NU OCH L\S SCANNERS OCH GNAUPHS ASCIISHIFTERS IST\LLET F]R DOM \R MYCKET FLUMMIGARE \N ALLT ANNAT... GOOD BAJJ !!! d d d 3.. 2.. 1.. RESTART THE YEAR IS 1993 AND IT IS TUESDAY... OR ACTUALLY IT IS WEDNESDAY d THE TIME HAS PASSED TWELVE O CLOCK SINCE MANY HOURS... d A LOT OF STUFF TO DO SO LETS FINISH THIS SCROLLER... ABOUT NEXUS d HERE IS A COMPLETE MEMBERSLIST d BYTE d COKE d GNAUPH d HERMES d NEMO d PROWLER d SCANNER d TRAZZON d TRONIX d ZICO... IF I FORGOT SOMEONE ITS BECAUSE IM SO FUCKING TIRED.... IF YOU ARE INTERESTED I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT SURE IS VERY DARK IN HERE. IT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I BELIVE I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT DOESNT SLEEP BUT A CODER HAS TO DO WHAT A CODER HAS TO DO... THIS DEMO MUST BE FINISHED BEFORE THE SUN GOES UP. LEFT TO DO IS SOME SCROLLTEXT AND ALSO SOME BUGS THAT HAVE TO BE FIXED ! d IF YOU WANT TO READ REAL BULLSHIT READ SCANNER OR GNAUPHS SCROLLERS... THEY REALLY d I MEAN REALLY d KNOW HOW TO TALK d TYPE BULLSHIT... HOPE YOU NJOY THIS DEMO BY THE WAY !! HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT NOMORE BYE !! NEXUS ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS A NEW DEMONSTRATION ENTITLED ---------------------------------------- --ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei --g THE ENTERTAINERS OF NEXUS ARE BACK g --g THIS IS THE 1ST BIG DEMONSTRATION g --g FROM US BUT THIS IS ONLY THE g --g START. THERE WILL BE A LOT MORE ! g --haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- CODING MATHEMATICS AND DESIGN BY d THE BYTE d GRAPHICS IDEAS AND DESIGN d TRAZZON d MUSIC AND ADDITIONAL GRAPHICS d SCANNER d ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei-------g RISEN UP! STRAIGHT TO THE TOP g-------g HAVE THE GUTS. GOT THE GLORY. g-------haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------d-GREETINGS-GOES-TO-d---------------------------d-d-d---------------------d-ORBITAL-d-REVOLUTION-d-ZENITH-d--------d-GENETIC-d-DUAL--CREW-d-ZEAL-d---------d-BOBO-d-TIGER-d-LAZER-d-EQM-d---------AND-OF-COURSE-ALL-NEXUSMEMBERS...---------------------------------------------------WATCH-OUT-FOR-ALGORHYTHM-----------COMMING-SOON-TO-A-COMPUTER-NEAR-U-!!- HERE COMES A STRANGE ONE !! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei------------------g SO LETS FINISH g------------------g THIS DEMO BEFORE g------------------g IT GOES TO FAR?! g------------------haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WE WILL TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION... HOLD IT ! PAY CLOSE ATTENTION... GREAT SCROLLTEXT COMING UP ! THIS IS NEXUS ** CONNECTION TO PERFECTION... LETS GET ON WITH THIS STUFF NOW... THIS IS A d BOUNCING d SLIMING d 2 ANGLE ROTATING d X Y AND Z SHAKING d FILLED VECTOR PYRAMID... MAYBE IT ISNT THE BEST BUT IT WAS CODED IN A HURRY... WHEN I STARTED CODING IT I WAS IN DESPERATE NEED OF A LAST SCREEN TO THIS DEMO AND THEREFORE I JUST PLOTTERED IT TOGHETER ON A DAY OR MAYBE TWO dd WELL. THERE ISNT ACTUALLY MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS ROUTINE dd SO SELECT A SCROLLER CONTAINING SOME EITHER FUNNY OR INTERESTING INFORMATION... d TECHINACAL INFO d ddd AS A START HERE IS THE TOOLS WE USED DOING THIS DEMO... ASM1 1.07 d DELUXEPAINT 4 d PROTRACKER ?.?? d IFFCONVERTER d POWERPACKER d AMIGA 500 d COCA COLA d MANY DISCS d TIME d HARDWARE REFERENCE MANUAL 1.3 d JULMUST d FIXDISK d ACTION REPLAY MK III d CD RECORDS TO LISTEN TO TECHNO RULES ! d MORE COCA COLA d CHIPS d PAPER AND PENCIL d XTRA MEMORY d DATORMAGAZIN AND SVENSKA HEMDATORNYTT d SCREWDRIVER d LATE NIGHTS d MS-R]J d STRANGE WORDS LIKE BONGOSARF AND SCHV]]]G d BADMINTONBALLS AND A LOT MORE ddd IN THE BEGINNING THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTRO BUT WE HAD A LOT OF OLD SCREENS NEVER USED LIKE THE JUNGLE SCROLLER AND THE CHESS BOARD ANIMATION SO WE PUT IT ALL TOGHETER AND IT WENT LIKE THIS !! ddd A VERY SHORT SCROLLER CONSERNING SWAPPING... WRITE TO ddd JOHANNES HILDEN d D\NSKEBO d 585 90 LINK]PING d SWEDEN ddd QUICK AND DIRTY RUFF RUFF RUFF MACHOMAN WE MUST KILL THE CODER WHO IS INSANE WHO IS INSANE TECHNO RULES EVERYBODYS SPEAKING BOUT TECHNO MUSIC PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! VOTE FOR NEXUS PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! VOTE FOR NEXUS PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! VOTE FOR NEXUS PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! VOTE FOR NEXUS PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! VOTE FOR NEXUS SCHOOL IS UNLEAGAL WRONG A TERROR TELLING LIES BRAINWASHING MADNESS! WASTE OF TIME! CONSTRAINT KILLING INSANE STUPID FUCKING HELL TO DESTRUCTIVE ! ! I SAID SCHOOL IS UNLEAGAL WRONG A TERROR TELLING LIES BRAINWASHING MADNESS! WASTE OF TIME! CONSTRAINT KILLING INSANE STUPID FUCKING HELL TO DESTRUCTIVE ! ! ! SAD SAD BUT BUT T R U E ! T R U E ! PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! L E T T H E B A S S G O PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! VOTE FOR NEXUS PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! VOTE FOR NEXUS PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! VOTE FOR NEXUS PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! VOTE FOR NEXUS PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! VOTE FOR NEXUS NOW HEAR THIS ALL BAD BOYS! V O T E F O R N E X U S RUFF IN THE JUNGLE RUFF IN THE JUNGLE BIZNESS !!! LET I T R O C K YOU !!! DEATH OF THE NEXUS CODER GET READY GET READY GET READY GET READY !!!