THE OFFICIAL INTRO TO "FLUMMY"            PRESENTED BY MAHONEY AND KAKTUS FOR NORTHSTAR...              TODAY IT"S THE FIRST OF JANUARY 1988!        MY BIRTHDAY!!    (I"M KAKTUS)           ... AND TODAY IT"S THE 6TH OF JANUARY!     (WOOSH, TIME PASSES VERY FAST THESE DAYS!)               AT THE MOMENT, MAHONEY IS SITTING TO THE LEFT, WITH AN AMIGA UNDER HIS FINGERS...         HE IS HAVING A VERY GOOD TIME WITH ALL OF HIS BRACKETS (SUCH THESE, BUT BIGGER)     AND NOW, HE IS DESCRIBING HOW TO USE A MOUSE...   "" ON THE UPPER SIDE OF THE MOUSE, YOU WILL NOTICE TWO BUTTONS.    THESE ARE YOUR WEAPONS!!!!!       ON THE RIGHT, A FREEZE GUN, AND ON THE LEFT SIDE A POWERFULL TELEPORTING DEVICE!!!!     ""     ....   AS I SAID, HE IS HAVING A VERY GOOD TIME NOW...                     PLEEZE KEEP IN MIND, THAT THIS SCROLL IS NOT COMPLETED, BUT, IF ALL THOSE GREMLINS ARE WITH ME, I"LL COMPLETE IT LATER.        ...        "" WHEN YOU SLOWLY DECREASE THE STRENGHT OF YOUR GUN, THE MAIN COMPUTER WILL SLOWLY CONTINUE, AS IF NOTHING HAS EVER HAPPENED!!!  ""   ..  HM,HM,   HA,HA      NO, I"LL LET HIM STAY IN HIS DREAMS...        HE IS THINKING OF WHERE ALL THOSE SCROLLS GOES WHEN THEY"RE TERMINATED BY THE LEFT "WEAPON"...     INTERESTING...    WHEN YOU PRESS THE LEFT "WEAPON", WITHIN LESS THAT A 50TH OF A SECOUND, THIS SCROLL IS GONE!       GONE!!!      UH!!!       SOB, SOB, I"M GOING TO DIE!!   PLEEEZE!    HELP!                                                        .. AND NOW, EVERYTHING OLD IS FORGOTTEN, AND I"LL START AS I SHOULD START A NEW TEXT...             GIRLS AND BOYS, LAYDIES AND GENTLEMEN, LAMERS AND FOOLS, TRANSVESTITES AND HOMOS, OLD AND YOUNG, AND OFCOURSE YOU, DEAR READER...               ONCE UPON A TOWN, THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL CALLED               ...    OH, I"VE FORGOTTEN...                JUST NOTHING...               HE-HE               LET"S BE SERIOUS, KEEP YOUR MOUTH, I"M TRYING TO WRITE A TEXT HERE....                               OH, BY THE WAY, TNX TO MOGWAI!      (TNX!)              OH, WHAT"S THAT NOICE OVER THERE?   IS THAT A SOUND OF CORRUGATED IRON SOMEONE"S HITING?                 OH, NO, IT"S PERFECTLY NORMAL, IT"S JUST YANKEE IN SOME WAY...              HATE YOU (YEAH, I DO THINK SO NOW!)                                                AS THIS TEXT WENT TO NOTHING, I"M GOING TO CRY...   (#)    SEE YA!                                                                                                                                                                  NOW, WHEN THE SNOW LIES SILENTLY ON THE ROOFS, AND ONLY THE XMASMAN IS AWAKE, I CAN SEND A PERSONAL MESS TO DANIEL!      (TOP-SECRET, COZ YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO"S STILL READING!    IF NOT, CALL ME AND SAY THAT I"M WRONG...              THE PERSONAL MESS...             VI KUNDE VISST INTE KOMMA, S SYND!              ALLLVAR, DET BIDDE INTE S!              NATTI NATTI, DANIEL!                                                                  HAN I GULT E DUMMARE N DANIEL!                                                  ?