SYS:MODULES/MOD.1 wFURY ARE PROUD TO PRESENT.... b*****BASSO CONTINUO***** g(C)1992 BY MIKE `BEATMASTER' ARCHER yTHIS MUSIC DISK WAS RELEASED AT THE ANARCHY '92 COPY PARTY. rTHIS DISK MAY BE DISTRIBUTED FREELY SO LONG AS THE CONTENTS OF THE DISK REMAIN UNCHANGED AND NO MORE THAN 2 POUNDS IS CHARGED FOR A COPY OF THE DISK. gWELL, I HOPE YOU LIKE THE LOOK OF THIS DEMO. I DECIDED THAT I'D DO A BIT OF CODING AND MAKE THIS MUSIC DISK A BIT BETTER PRESENTED THAN MY PREVIOUS RELEASES. I KNOW IT'S NO CODING MASTERPIECE, BUT IT'S A BIT BETTER THAN MY USUAL CRUDDY TOPAZ FONT SCROLLERS!!! ALL THE MUSIC ON THIS DISK IS MY OWN WORK, I HAVEN'T USED ANY SAMPLED BLOCKS OF MUSIC OR ANYTHING (EXCEPT FOR A COUPLE OF DRUM BEATS). I THOUGHT I'D JUST POINT THAT OUT AFTER READING THE NEWS ON PAGE 9 OF SHAREWARE SHOPPER #7!!! uA QUICK HELLO TO ALL YOU PEOPLE IN AUSTRAILIA WHO ARE WATCHING THIS DEMO. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE TAKE BACK KYLIE!!!! (HE HE HE) nAPOLOGIES GO OUT TO N.B.S. PD FOR WHAT I SAID ABOUT THEM ON A PREVIOUS SCROLL TEXT, BUT EVEN I AM WRONG SOMETIMES. (WELL MOST OF THE TIME ACTUALLY!!!!) I'D LIKE TO SEND THANKS OUT TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CONTRIBUTED A PD DISK TO ME IN RESPONSE TO MY GAME SHAPES, I'D LIKE TO LIST YOU ALL BY NAME, BUT I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED THE LIST, IF I FIND IT I'LL GREET YOU ALL ON A FUTURE DEMO OR GAME. (PERHAPS SHAPES 2!!) rTALKING OF GREETS I'D LIKE TO SEND A FEW OUT TO THE FOLLOWING AMIGA FREAKS..... 17 BIT SOFTWARE, CATH (FURY), THE COLLECTOR (FURY), CORVUS, CHRIS SHORT, DAVE, ETCH, GIZMO, H.W.A, ICE, JASON, KEN GOODALL, KRYTAN, L.E.D, MANNY (PENDLE EUROPA), MARK BAMFORD, NEIL MUNRO :P NORM (SCANNER DISK MAG), PETE, RAY NORRISH, SIMON KNIPE, SPADGE, STAGE 5, STEVE(BLITTERCHIPS PD), VIPER, YENDOR, ALL THE MEMBERS OF UPD, ALL THE MEMBERS OF PSD, ALL THE FANS OF MY MUSIC, AND ANYONE I MISSED. bNOW I HAVE SOME GUEST STARS ON THIS SCROLL TEXT, ALL GOOD AMIGA FRIENDS OFF MINE. FIRSTLY A FEW NOTES AND WARNINGS..... (1) THIS SCROLL TEXT WAS WRITTEN ABOUT TWO MONTHS BEFORE THE DEMO WAS RELEASED. (2) IT CONTAINS SOME BAD LANGUAGE AND REFERENCES TO KYLIE MINOGUE. (3) IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE GOING ON ABOUT YOU SHOULD SEEK IMMEDIATED HELP FROM YOUR NEAREST MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC. OK, LET THE BULLS**T COMMENCE...... HiEnYi nHiEnYi nHiEnYi nTHIS IS CATH ON THE KEYS TO TELL YOU THIS WAS WRITTEN AT THE BEATMASTER/CATH/REVERB/VIOLENT LOGIC/TECHNIQUE/MORBID NIGEL COPY PARTY . . HA HA SORRY TO MORBID ANGEL FANS THERE BUT IT DOES LOOK LIKE NIGEL HONEST. ANYWAY I'M GOING TO NICK A BIT OF THE SCROLL TEXT HERE TO SEND A GREET OR TWO TO.. ZIGGY, HARDDISK, CHEESEPLANT, DEICIDE, ANDREAS, TERMI BUNNY, ABS, FLOPPY DOPY BUNNY, ****** MEGA GREETS TO KYLIE, YOU GORGEOUS WOMAN YOU ****** MMMM GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE TIME AND I'LL MAKE AN HONEST WOMAN OF YOU...... HO HO ANYWAY IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE THE BANE OF THE ARGUMENT OVER KYLIE, OH WELL I DONT'T CARE, YO YO ANY CHEESEPLANTERS READING THIS HUGS N KISSES TO YOU ALL. ZIGS HOW IS THE MOUSE MAT ? STILL GOT A FAT AGNUS IN IT ? ? AND HD HOW IS THE JERKY SCROLL ? (HE HE) . . . . . . IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME THEN EMAIL ME AT OLAJIER AS AMIGANUT, ISN'T THIS MUSIC ROCKIN' HUH, MEATBASHER WOULDN'T LET ME PUT KYLIE TRACKS ON THIS DISK BOO HISS Q8Q HERES A JOKE FOR YOU HOW MANY DIGITAL SALESMAN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB ? TWO, ONE TO CHANGE IT AND ONE TO ADD PELS..... ITS NOT THAT I'M SLAGGING DIGITAL OFF OR ANYTHING BUT THEY DID NICK MY CONTRACT WITH BP THE GETS, PLEASE WRITE TO MEATBASHER TO REQUEST KYLIE TRACKS ON THE NEXT MUSIC DISK AND PROVE THAT I'M NOT MAD HONEST I'M NOT. HA HA HA HA HA HA `KLF' ACCORDING TO BEATMASTER MEANS KELLOGS LUNCHEON FLAKES HMMMMM ???? WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK , ITS GRIM UP NORTH, HERE COMES THE TALI VAN TIME TO GET A BIG PINK CONE. HERE I AM BEING ENSLAVED TO THE KEYBOARD BM HAS GOT HIS BIG WHIP OUT AND IS THRASHING ME , OH ARR KYLIE MMMM, TA TA FOR NOW ITS MY TURN TO MAKE THE COFFEE, ERKLE SPLERGE FLKOGGLE FLIPPLE YO HOMEBOYS! PUT YA HANDS IN THE AIR, AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DONT CARE! (SNORE SNORE!) SORRY, I THOUGHT I WAS THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL-END FOR A MINUTE BUT I REALISED THAT THE FRESH PRINCE HAS 3 SUGARS AND CATH HAS MADE ME A DRINK WITH NONE SO I CANT BE THE FRESH PRINCE. ANYWAY CATH DECIDED ONLY TO MAKE THE COFFEE AND DID'T MASTURBATE OVER THE SIZE OF KYLIES NIPS, SO HERE HE IS BACK AT THE KEYBOARD......... CATH HERE I JUST HAD A WIERD DREAM THAT THE FRESH PRINCE WANTED THREE SUGARS... FRESH PRINCE HERE, CATH JUST GONE TO PUT 3 SUGARS IN MY BREW THAT HE THOUGHT HE WAS MAKING FOR THE BEATMASTER, BUT HE WASNT THE DAFT CUNT!!!!! CORVUS HERE ... I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I WOULD RATHER SHAG A CHICKEN (AND A LOOSE ONE AT THAT) THAN KYLIE. I WISH MEATBASHER WOULD SHUT UP , THE DAFT CUNT. BY THE WAY, IN CASE YOU WONDERED HOW WONDERFUL LOOKING HE IS , DONT BOTHER. HE LOOKS LIKE DEATH FROM BILL AND TEDS BOGUS JOURNEY (FUCK OFF!! I DONT!!). SAD PEOPLE ALL OVER TODAY. PLENTY OF DAFT 13 YEAR OLD FUCKERS AROUND WHO CAN WRITE MUSIC ISNT THERE ......... (CATH) I'M SICK TO DEATH OF THESE ANTI-KYLIE ST USERS SLAGGING THE GODDESS OF SEXUAL KLF'NESS AHHH YEAH, OH MY GOD THE FRESH PRINCE OF BOGNOR REGIS HAS JUST BECOME A 9FT ASPIDISTRA AND IS DEMANDING MORE SUCRE. (NOTE FROM CORVUS :I BECAME AN ASPIDISTRA BECAUSE THERE ARE EXEMPT FROM POLL TAX) , BIT OF POLITICS , HUR HUR. THE RACE CONTINUES TO FIND THE LEAST EMPTY TRASHCAN IN THE QUEUE OUTSIDE OF THE LAST PLAZA BEFORE THE M6 NEAR THE PIZZA HUT WITHOUT ANY FRECKLES. 'C' PROGRAMMERS RULE OK. OBSTIFICATED IS NICER. WELL I THINK I'LL PUT A PLUG FOR LOKI MUG WHICH IS A MULTI USER GAME FOR THE AMIGA/PC/PRIME IT HANDLES 4 MILLION USERS, UNLIMITED ROOMS, 4 MILLION OBJECTS,DEMONS,NPC'S IT DOES ANIMATIONS,GRAPHICS,SAMPLES AND MODULES. AND THE BEST IS TO COME ITS ABSOLUTLEY HATSTAND OOOPS I MEAN LICENSEWARE, BUT AS OF YET I'M NOT SURE WHICH LIBRARIES AND DEVICES , DEJA VU, WILL HOLD IT , IF ANY, HERE ARE A FEW STATITITISTICS ABOUT THIS MUSIC DISK, 36-24-36 AND INTRAVENOUSLY INJECTED KYLIE. AT LEAST SHE ISN'T AN ESSEX GIRL, ALSO KNOWN AS THE JAMS, TURKISH BATHS, AND LAST TAXI TO BRAZIL. THIS TEXT IS GETTING SAD AND AS THE LAST COFFEE STAINS DISAPPEAR FROM THE KEYBOARD AND THE CAT DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY BALL ANYMORE . . . . . . 1 2 3 4 5 FNQQNZ.QVFX.INYVQNGBE VF NYVIR CYGNUSED USERS MIGHT RECOGNIZE THIS LAST QUOTE. PINK FLOYD ON THE HIFI. AND WHY I'M ABOUT IT ISN'T MARIELLA FOSTRUP BLOODY GORGEOUS, YOU KNOW VIDEO VIEW ON CHANNEL 3 WHAT A HUSKY VOICE ETC ETC. I BET YOU THINK WE ARE ALL UNDER 16 YEAR OLD SCHOOLBOYS WITH NO EXPERIENCE ETC, WELL YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT THE AGES AT LEAST. COZ FRESH PRINCE IS AT LEAST 90 AND I'M 66 IF I'M A DAY, CORVUS IS 54, COLLECTOR IS TOO OLD FOR MODERN CALCULATION METHODS. BEATMASTER HAS JUST GONE OFF TO MASTERBEAT !!!! DO YOU LIKE THE 32 BY 64 4096 COPPER VECTOR BOB SCROLLER WITH INVERSE BITPLANE MATRIX CONVERSION BY FFT OVERLAID WITH DELTA COMPRESSION NOT'ED WITH A PULSE CODE MODULATION DOUBLE LONG WORD TABLE. OH SORRY IT ONLY WORKS WITH THE ROBOCOP THREE SECURITY DONGLE INSERTED IN REAR PASSAGE. IT TOOK ONE OF OUR PROGRAMMERS EIGHTEEN YEARS TO GET PAST THE TITLE SCREEN OF ROBOCOP III COS ITS SO LONG AND BORING. AND HERES A TIP FOR YOU IF YOU WANT TO BE BETTER THAN THE OCEAN PROGRAMMER WHO TOOK TWO WEEKS TO GET PAST ONE LEVEL OF PROTECTION IN ROBOCOP III, REMOVE THE SECURITY DEVICE FROM PORT 2 AND LOAD ROBOCOP WHEN IT SAYS SECURITY DONGLE MISSING ETC. PLUG YOUR MOUSE INTO PORT 2 AND WIGGLE IT ABOUT. (**** TA DAH ****) YOU ARE NOW PAST THE FIRST LEVEL OF PROTECTION !!!. OR WRITE A GAME INSTEAD OF A POST-TRAILER. HE HE. HELLO THERE CHAPS BEATMASTER HERE!, EXCUSE THE WIERD SCROLL TEXT, BUT WE'RE ALL HIGH ON MCVITIES HOBBNOBBS HERE. SO, THIS COPY PARTY SEEMS TO HAVE MAGICALLY TRANSFORMED BY THE POWER OF PINKSKULL INTO A SCROLL-TEXT WRITING PARTY AND IT'S MUCH MORE FUN THAN COPYING DISKS ANYWAY!! WELL AS ALL SCROLLTEXTS USUALLY SAY THIS I SUPPOSE I SHOULD..... IT'S 4:12AM AND 'INSERT NAME HERE' HAS THROWN UP NEXT TO ME. OK, BACK TO THE SERIOUS STUFF.... MY NAME IS BEATMASTER, NOT MEATMASHER AND TO PROVE IT ISN'T TRUE I LEFT THE SCROLL TEXT HOW IT WAS!!! ANYWAY IT IS GENUINELY 4:12AM AND COLLECTOR HAS JUST CHUCKED AN EGG OUT OF THE WINDOW AT MY CAR! I DOUBT IT HIT THOUGH CUZ IT'S TOO DARK TO SEE THE DAMN CAR!!!! I'M JUST OFF TO BEAT UP COLLECTOR WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN LEG, SO I'LL CONTINUE THIS SCROLLTEXT IN THE MORNING.....................................................TICK.....TOCK.....TICK.....TOCK.....TICK.....TOCK..... HA HA! BEATMASTER HERE UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN! WELL ACTUALLY THERE IS NO ONE CALLED DAWN HERE AND NONE OF US HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN TO SLEEP! (EXCEPT THE COLLECTOR CUZ HE'S LAZY!) JUST LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW IT'S ABSOLUTELY FREEZING COLD OUTSIDE. THE EGG THAT THE COLLECTOR THREW OUT OF THE WINDOW AT MY CAR IS FROZEN SOLID ACROSS THE WINDSCREEN, WHAT FUN IT'S GOING TO BE GETTING THAT OFF! THE CLOTHES ON THE CLOTHES LINE HAVE FROZEN AND ARE STANDING UP BY THEMSELVES IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM NOW!!!! WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME TO DRIVE HOME NOW, TARA FOR NOW!!!!!! ...... 20 MILES PASS BY...... HI, BEATMASTER HERE, BACK IN THE COMFORT OF MY OWN BEDROOM. WHAT FUN IT WAS DRIVING HOME! I COULDN'T GET THE EGG OF MY WINDSCREEN AND WAS FORCED TO DRIVE THROUGH PRESTON'S EARLY MORNING RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC PEEPING THROUGH AN EGG YOLK!!! I GOT SOME FUNNY LOOKS, I CAN TELL YOU!!!! OK, WELL I FEEL LIKE SLAGGING A FEW PEOPLE OFF NOW, SO HERE GOES........... CU AMIGA... I LIKED THE WAY YOU RIPPED OFF TELESCAN'S HUMDINGER 41 COLLECTION AND CLAIMED YOU'D PAINSTAKINGLY COMPILED THE DISKS YOURSELVES! NOT, THAT TELESCAN HAS EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO DISTRIBUTE THE GAMES ON THE HUMDINGER COLLECTION, BUT CLAIMING CREDIT FOR OTHER PEOPLES WORK IS LOWER THAT LOW. ALL OTHER MAGAZINES WITH DISK MAGS... I THINK YOUR JUST AS BAD FOR INCLUDING PD STUFF ON YOUR COVERDISKS AND NOT GIVING THE AUTHORS A PENNY. AT A POUND EXTRA FOR THE COVER DISK THE MONEY YOU MAKE MUST BE AT LEAST 50K, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO DISTRIBUTE PD AT A PROFIT ?!!! AGENT ORANGE... I DON'T KNOW YOU PERSONALY, BUT EVERYONE I BUMP INTO SEEMS TO KNOW YOU AND HAVE HAD DISKS STOLEN BY YOU! SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST GIVE YOU A MENTION! FRANKLY I'VE HAD ENOUGH SCROLL TEXT WRITING NOW, I'M SURE NO FUCKER READS THIS SHIT ANYWAY, IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR INTO THIS SCROLLER YOU ARE EITHER VERY BORED OR YOU MUST LOVE MY MUSIC. IF TI'S THE LATTER THEN THANKS, PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE WRITING IT! TARA!!!