welcome to the pathetic flying for the dictionary demo. and now for the credits of this trully psycadellic mindbending cockblowing binary-invention (thats 1 and 0's for all you programmers out there (like you scoopex)) this demo was written by australias newest most elite cracking group (we cracked wing commander 2 (but we are holding on to it because we havn't finished porting it from the pc (running truly at 60 frames a second in ham)) watch out for this release in the near future. (suck shit liberty) call our bbs on +61 6 273 3677 now for the lamers on the scene in australia, 1) zaphod's freditor originally designed for one bitplane graphics but updated with the help of amos. 2) decay with the fred nile demo (as yet not released but we've seen it with fred himself sucking on a big mac) 3) the nutcrackers having ripped the code from a 64 emulator they have so far only managed to make the amiga guru in 6502. one of the main coders is currently attempting to rewrite devpac to accept lda's. 4) quasar, that elite hacker with the remote control is currently writing a racing game that will beat all others including indy 500 but with no corners, only a straight (he is trying to explain that it is a very large circuit (watch out for the straight track editor (3 megs users only))) 5) tecno - the dudes that sell more drugs than cuba. 6) insanity, the only group of ultimate phreakers that pay for their own phone calls. 7) lamersoft, are currently typing the complete manual to sculpt 4d (watch out for the latest and greatest documentation disk designed purely for lamers (it's on 3 and 1/4' paper back) also watch out for new cli commands designed by budgie and valheru such as amiga on/off, mouse button tester, and joystick calibrator. 8) aquila audax also with lamersoft has just completed his first masterpiece, fully orchestrated in quadraphonic dolby filtered stereo titled chopsticks on lametracker v.99 (nothing ever fucking works (just the file requestor works at the moment)) turn that acid shit off please. international groups!! no greetings as you all suck. no one is better than pathetic, our coders rule the planet, our musicians rock the universe and our graphics stun the cosmos. (rock on e.t.) pathetic rule! messages to ourselves - pathetic to pathetic, pathetic is the best pathetic pathetic demo creators in the pathetic realms of demo making. signed pathetic. soviet spaz has the most excellent tuned waveforms to hit the obese paula! pathetic would like to thank it's members (and to no one else as you all are lame) stoned vegetable (super intelligent pan galactic shade of blue coder, totally excellent party dude!), the grey ghost (much much much better than average gfx), guru slosh (triphonic atmospheric music), saddamski (the best in fast imports), carrorgasm (critical alpha, beta, gamma and delta tester), bobo the clown (surpreme gfx creator and copperlist wiz), jimmy winebottle (bbs sysop. minimum baud rate 2400) petit tities (our only female member with huge knockers) jokes, why did the baby cross the road ??? it was nailed to the chicken whats the difference between a glass of rock and a glass of afterbirth ??? you can't gargle a glass of rock. whats the difference between anal sex and a microwave ??? your meat doesn't brown in the microwave. how do you keep a lamer in suspense ???