______ __ __ ______ ______ __ __ _________ __ / __ /\ / /\/ /\ / __ /\ / ____/\ / \/ /\ /_ _____ \/ _\ / /_/ / // /_/ / // /\/ / // /\___\// /\ / / / /\____\ /_/ / ____/ // __ / // / / / // ___/\ / / / / / / / / ) ( / /\___\// /\/ / // /_/ / // /\__\/ / / / / /__/ /_/ __/ /\ \__ /_/ / /_/ /_/ //_____/ //_____/\ /_/ /_/ //_____/\ /____/\____\ \_\/ \_\/\_\/ \_____\/ \_____\/ \_\/\_\/ \_____\/ \____\/____/ Presents their music disk If you want to contact Phoenix for joining or swapping then write to: ABH ZED NEXUS (JOINING + SWAPPING) (SWAPPING) (MUSIC+CODE SWAPPING) 41 CRAVEN ROAD 32 HOLGATE CRESENT 6 BIRCHWOOD CLOSE HEMSWORTH HEMSWORTH THORNE WEST YORKSHIRE WEST YORKSHIRE DONCASTER ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND WF9 4SB WF9 4NG DN8 4HR AS SOON AS JAG FINISHED CODING THIS DITTY HE DECIDED TO LEAVE PHOENIX AND REFORM HIS OLD GROUP. SO FROM ALL MEMBERS OF PHOENIX WE WISH YOU WELL WITH THE GROUP AND HOPE THAT WE CAN ALL REMAIN FRIENDS ABH (MANAGER) WELCOME TO THE PHOENIX MUSIC DISK..... CODING BY JAG, GFX NOT PRESENT, ALL MUSICS COMPOSED BY AXEMAN.....o USE THE JOYSTICK UP, DOWN, AND FIRE TO CHOOSE MODULES. THIS LAME MUSIC MENU WAS CODED IN ONE AFTERNOON, AND..l I THINK IT PROBABLY SHOWS!! THAT'S ALL FOR THIS TEXT, THE OTHER ONE HAS ALL THE INTERESTING STUFF IN IT... ..f UURRGGHH, WHO US THIS? IT'S JAG AGAIN..... THE MOST PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OR PHOENIX (PROBABLY). .. I'D LIKE TO START BY GREETING: ALL IN PHOENIX, BLUE NUN OF UTOPIA, CHAOS OF FANTASY (SOON QUARTZ??), DARK OF LSD, LORD RED OF SARACENS.., TERRIFIC OF AXIOM, THE WELDER OF FUTURA, AND YAZOO OF AHEAD UK. AND ALSO A SPECIAL HELLO TO AXEMAN (OUR NEW MUSICIAN), COS I'VE DONE THIS DISK AND HE DOESN'T KNOW.. ABOUT IT!! (ZED SENT ME THE MODULES) SOME OFFICIAL SHIT: WE JUST GOT FIVE (I THINK) NEW MEMBERS, AFTER KICKING OUT FOUR (POSSIBLY FIVE)...... IF ANYONE WANTS TO JOIN US, EXCEPT SWAPPERS (WE HAVE LOADS OF THEM), THEN SEND EXAMPLES AND CASH TO THE ADDRESS ON THE DISK. ANY CAH SHOULD BE SENT TO..} MY ADDRESS, AND NOT ABH'S!!!! YOU COULD ALSO SEND ME PICTURES OF SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN, IT PASSES FOR MONEY AROUND HERE...... BY MAY, I MUST SOMEHOW FIND FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS FOR MY CAR INSURANCE, SO I RECENTLY GOT A JOB WITH PRISMA SOFTWARE. I WILL DO FREELANCE PROGRAMMING... OF EDUCATIONAL SOFTWARE FOR THEM. I KNOW IT'S SAD, BUT THAT'S HOW LOW I'LL GO FOR THE CASH. SO PLEASE IF YOU GET ANYTHING FROM PRISMA DON'T COPY IT FOR... PEOPLE.... I KNOW THAT WE ARE ALL BEING TOLD BY DO GOODERS TO STOP SLAGGING OFF LAMERS, BUT THEY BLOODY DESERVE IT!!! YESTERDAY DARK OF LSD CAM...E TO MY HOUSE TO COLLECT SOME DEMO PACKS, AND WE HEARD THE DOORBELL RING.. OK, NO PROBLEMS! BUT WHEN I LOOKED DOWN THE STAIRS I COULD SEE IT WAS A LAMER.. CALLED COLIN. THROUGH THE GLASS I COULD SEE A STACK OF ABOUT TWENTY BLANKS IN HIS HANDS!!!! SO WE DECIDED NOT TO ANSWER AND PRETEND TO BE OUT.... ... FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES HE STOOD THERE KNOCKING ON THE WINDOWS AND RINGING THE BELL!! EVENTUALLY, I SAW HIM WALK AWAY, AND WE WENT BACK TO THE AMIGA.... WE FELT REALLY RELIEVED THAT HE'D GONE HOME, BUT THEN.... THE BELL RANG AGAIN, AND THERE HE WAS!!! I WAS STARTING TO GET WORRIED BY THE FACT THAT... THERE WAS A CREEPY LAMER AT MY DOOR, AND ALSO THAT MY PARENTS WOULD GET HOME SOON, AND THEY'D TELL HIM I WAS HOME AND LET HIM IN..... ANYWAY, HE WENT AWAY.. AFTER KNOCKING AND RINGING, AND THEN CAME BACK.... AGAIN..... TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT HE SPENT ALTOGETHER ABOUT HALF AN HOUR RINGING MY FUCKING DOORBELL..J!!!!!!! ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD HAVE LEFT LONG AGO, BUT HE DIDN'T..{ ANYWAY, I'LL GO NOW, BUT REMEMBER TO CONTACT ABH FOR JOINING, OR ME FOR SWAPPING (NO GAMES)...... (WRAP)...