COME ON EVERYBODY! THIS IS TECHNO-INFO SCROLLY ABOUT THIS DEMO AND OTHER COOL THINGS. FIRST: RELEASE DATE OF THIS NEW QUARTET PRODUCT IS: 1990.05.22 AND TIME ABOUT 19:00. NEXT ARE CREDITS AND THEY ARE FLYING TO: MUZAK BY OUR COOL MUSICIAN: MIKE ! DIGIES ARE DIGITALIZED BY STEVE F. CODING AND GRAPHICS BY ME AND THAT MEANS: DUDDIE AND TEXT IS OF COURSE WRITTEN BY ALL GROUP. SO... ARE YOU WAITING FOR GREETZ? THEREFORE THEY ARE GOING (AS ALWAYS IN RANDOM ORDER) TO: TAO INDUSTRIES (IT IS STILL YOUR NAME?), CRYPTOBURNERS (IN THIS WEEK I'LL SEND LETTER TO YOU RHESUS MINUS SO... SORRY FOR DELAY), SCIENCE 451 (HI GLERC AND POLONUS), MASTER CREW (I HAVEN'T ANSWER FROM YOU FOR LONG TIME), NEUTRON DANCE (HI CHARLIE!), PRIME (POSSIBLE U'R DEAD! OR WHAT?), AMAZE, WIZZCAT, HQS, ZOMBIE BOYS, ABYSS, TOP SWAP, OPUS MAGNUM (YOLLADRIHO FREAKS! HOPE U'R LIKE MY DEMO!), PHANTOM (DEAD OR WHAT?), RAZOR 1911 (IN MY OPINION: POSEIDON IS THE BEST SOUND (OR NOISE) TRACKER MUSIC!!!), RED SECTOR INC. (IT IS UP TO ME TO ANSWER FOR LAST LETTER!), CELESTE (SOON I'LL SEND ARTICLE OF POLISH SCENE TO YOUR MAGAZINE. THANX FOR CONTACT!), INFERNAL MINDS (YO UNCLE SAM! BUT REMEMBER: DUDDIE IS NOT A NAME OF THE GROUP IT IS MY PSEUDO AND GROUP IS NAMED: QUARTET INC.! THANX FOR CONTACT!) AND TO ALL GUYS WHICH HAVE A BRAIN, AND MANY, MANY KISSES TO ALL PRETTY GIRLS, AND TO YOU MY DEAR READER! SO... HERE'S HI-MAN WRITING SOME TEXT... AT FIRST SOME MESSAGES TO MY CONTACTS: TO PEOPLE FROM CCCP THE TRANSCOMMUNIST PAPER: YOUR MAGAZINE NO. 7 WAS SPREADED ALL AROUND THE POLAND AND NOW WE ARE WAITING FOR NEXT ISSUE... TO WIDAN OF ABYSS (EX PEGAZE OF BELGIAN BRAINS): SORRY FOR LONG DELAY (VERY LONG...) BUT I'M NOT DEAD AND HERE'S DISK FOR YOU... TO IRONHAWK OF ZOMBIE BOYS: SORRY FOR DELAY... AND BIG SORRY FOR DELAY TO ALL MY CONTACTS... (TOO LONG LIST) HEY PHANTOM WHAT'S WITH YOU? I SEND YOU A LETTER WITH DISK 30.03.90 AND I HAVEN'T ANSWER! YO.. END OF MESSAGE. AND NOW LET THE ANOTHER GUY TYPE SOME TEXT... AND NOW SOME MESSAGES FROM MAD QUANT ... WELL, I DONT'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY COZ SOMETHING NOT ABOUT SEX ... WELL... LET ME SEE... YEAH ! I'VE GOT IT! I WANT TO GREET A NUMBER OF GIRL-FRIENS OF MY VERY, VERY LONG EROTHIC LIVE. SO (CRUNCHED AND RANDOM VERSION) MEGA GREETINGS TO: Z.Z. , I.S. , E.S. , A.P. , A.M. , E.G. , M.D. , K. , C. , M. , M. , G. , A.C. , P.S. , M.K. , M. UFF THATS PROBABLY ALL. OF COURSE I SEND MEGA THANKS TO ALL OF THEM - I AM ALWAYS READY FOR OFERS FROM OLD CONTACTS! YOU CAN NOTICE THAT WAS 16 OBJECTS (FOUR BITS TO DESCRIBE) ONLY FOR BITS! ... HALF OF THE BYTE ... 1/4 OF THE WORD ... 1/8 OF THE LONG WORD! (HE IS NOT ALL RIGHT - HI-MAN SAID). WELL I MUST STOP MY TYPING COZ I'VE JUST SEEN A GREAT OBJECT OUT OF THE WINDOW ... I MUST ... I HAVE TO ... BY! .. HEYYY!!! WAIT A MOMENT! THE TEXT IS NOT ENDED...! QUANT RUN OUT OF MY ROOM IN A BIG HURRY. YEAH! YOU NOW WHAT WAS HAPPEND: SEXUAL IMPULSE, HEAT AND ETC. SORRY FOR A MOMENT... HEY QUANT DON'T DO IT ON THE LAWN (KEEP OUT OF GRASS). POOR QUANT! THE POLICEMAN WASN'T POLITE! AND NOW SOME INFORMATION ABOUT THIS FUNNY DIGIES YOU ARE WATCHING OVER THIS SCROLL! ONE DAY WE WENT TO OUR LOCAL TV-STUDIO. OUR FRIEND STEVE SHOUTED 'OH MY GOD!' AND FELL DOWN ON THE FLOOR. IT WAS VERY FUNNY IDEA TO TAKE A GUN, HAND GRANATE, BIG SWORD, AND OTHER FUNNY THINGS... (LIKE GIRLS FOR EX.). THE GAME BEGAN! AT FIRST WE MADE THE WHOLE GROUP DIGGIE. AFTER THIS WE DRANK SOME PEPSI AND COLA (NO HARD DRINKS). AND... IT WAS VERY GOOD SHOOTING, SMASHING, BREAKING, ETC. AFTER OUR VISIT THE TV-STUDIO LOOKED LIKE A DEVASTATING ARMY HAD MARCHED THROUGH IT. BUT BEFORE SMASHING CAMERAS AND VIDE RECORDERS WE MADE SOME OTHER PICTURES WHICH YOU CAN SEE...HOW QUANT GET TO OUR CREW (MAN WHO WAS EATING SOME PAPER), OUR JOB (PIRATES), MR.RAF AND DUDDIE, MORE PEPSI, MR.RAF WITH GUN (POOR CAMERAMAN), SOME COLA, ALL GROUP, K.K, DANCING MR.RAF, TWO GAYS (JOKE!), MIKE, OUR DISK POKER (SHOT MR.RAF AND FLYING DISKS), OUR POKER EQUIPMENT AND THAT'S ALL... 13 DIGGIES (HMMM...) SO.... OH YO! I'M SURE YOU DON'T KNOW ACTUAL MEMBER LIST OF QUARTET INC. SO, HERE IT IS (ALPHA ORDER): DUDDIE, GED, HI-MAN, JEMASOFT, K.K, MIKE, MR.RAF, QUANT, WHITE EAGLE (NEW MEMBER FROM AUSTRALIA!) THIS IS ALL IN THIS SCROLL (BEAUTIFUL POEM...!) AND READ THE SCROLL BELOW... OR ABOVE (WHICH DO YOU WANT)! AND AT LAST OUR CONTACT ADDRESS: MARCIN DUDAR (DUDDIE) UL.WLOSCIANSKA 30/5 70-021 SZCZECIN / POLAND. SO... THAT'S ALL! BYE, BYE! HI AND WELL COME! SOMETHIN' IS GONNA WRITE! WHO IS WRITING? OFCOU RZE ME (DUDDIE). I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING. WE'VE BACK FROM FUNERAL BANQUET AT QUANT'S PLACE. YESTERDAY WAS FUNNY DAY. FIRST WE HAD MEETIN' AT HI-MAN'S PLACE AND WE WERE TALKIN' ABOUT FUTURE OF QUARTET. NEXT WE (DUDDIE,HI-MAN AND RAF) WENT TO THE QUANT AT HIS 19'YEARS MEGA PARTY (AS QUANT WAS TALKIN' THAT WAS TO BE REALLY COOL PARTY, BUT IT WAS NOT). IT STARTED 'BOUT 19:00 AND THERE WERE SUM PEOPLE. LET OTHER GUY CONTINUIN' THIS STORY. ... IT WAS THE WORST PARTY I EVER SEEN... (I ... IT MEANS HI-MAN) A HALF GIRLIE FOR ONE HUNGRY FOR LOVE MAN... ONE ... SORRY ONE QUARTER OF ALCOHOL FOR TWO PEOPLE... BEEEEE... MY BOTTLE OF SHERRY WAS DRUNK IN FIVE MINUTES, AND I HAVEN'T TASTED IT.. SHIT! AND HERE'S THE RESULTS OF PARTY: DRUNKED DUDDIE , DRUNKED MR.RAF, KICKED OUT QUANT, FUCKIN' ANGRY GREGORY, SAD HI-MAN (IT'S ME ), ONE VIRGIN BECAME WOMAN (BUT BY WHOM? ... NOBODY KNOWS IT! MAYBE BY BOTTLE? ), THROWED OUT OF WINDOW POT PLANTS, BROKEN WINDOW (THEY THROW POTS BEFORE OPENING WINDOW), BROKEN SINK (SOMEBODY SPEW IN IT ... HARD DRINKS EH?), THREE SCENES IN 'SPACE ACE' GOT SOLUTION (SOMEBODY HAS PLAYED ON QUANTS AMIGA), ONE GIRLIE FASCINATED OUR COOL GROUP FUCKED BY QUANT ON HIS AMIGA (PROFANATION!....POOR AMIGA!), AND SO ON... PUT YOUR HANDS UP! EVERYTHING WHAT IS NOT A CLOCK AND DOESN'T RUNNING ON THE TREE WAS FUCKED! .... BY DUDDIE OF COZ! AND BY OTHER GUYS TOO! PORNO I DUSZNO! DO YOU HAVE GAME 'SPACE ACE'? ON THE START SCREEN (WITH HERO) ENTER FOLLOWING TEXT: 'DODEMODEXTER' AND WATCH FULL SOLUTION OF THE GAME! DUDDIE SPEAKIN' HERE: DOES ANYBODY PLAY 'FUTURE WARS'? YES ME..(HI-MAN) NOW RAF AND QUANT ARE TALKIN' OF SCULPTIN' IN GIRLIE'S BODIES (OR CORPS...). QUANT HAS GOT A GIFT ON HIS 19'YEARS IT IS ABOUT LOVE POSITION (BUT QUANT IS BETTER EXPERT THAN AUTHOR OF THIS POOR BOOK!) MAY BE IN THE FUTURE HE WOULD WRITE COOL GUIDE 'HOW TO FUCK GIRLS BEFORE THEY REALISED THAT THEY ARE FUCKIN'. VERY LONG TITLE BUT COOL! HERE IS ANOTHER TITLE: 'SCULPTING IN HARD SITUATIONS LIKE W.C OR TRAIN, OR BUS'. QUANT HAS PASSED HIS EXAMS. GUESS WHAT HE GOT? FIVE EXAMS AND SIX THE BEST MARKS! FUNNY GUY, EH! BUT STOP TALKING ABOUT UNIMPORTANT THINGS. SORRY MY BRAIN IS EMPTY... NO IDEAS, SO LET THE OTHER GUY TYPE SOME TXT... YO ! EHHH .... IT'S ME - QUANT. I HAVE TOTAL HANGOVER. SHITTY PARTY , SHITTY BOOZE ... ALL IS A SHIT! I WANT TO SAY THE TRUE ABOUT MY SHITTY BIRTHDAY PARTY. THE FIRST FAIL WAS ABSENT OF THE ESPECIAL GIRLIE CALLED P. THAT WAS A POOR JOKE! PROBABLY THAT WAS REVENGE OF 'GOOD' FRIEND. VERY RUDE! PROBABLY GIRLS ARE MORE STUPID THEN I THOUGHT! GIRLS THINK MORE ABOUT THEIRS GIRL-FRIENDS THAN THEIRS PUSSY! VERY, VERY STUPID. BUT STOP CRYING! I WANT TO SAY ABOUT OTHER FAILS OF THAT PARTY. THE SECOND FAIL OF 'PARTY' WAS FOUR VISITORS WITHOUT BOTH BOOZE AND GIRLS! THEY FIRST CRIED FOR DRINKING! MY FRIEND - SPEEDY WAS TO FUCK THEM OUT BUT I STOPED HIM (I'M SURE I'M STUPID). AND WORSE THEY COULDN'T UNDERSTOOD THAT 'NTH CMP 2U' IS ONLY FOR SCULPTING WHILE DANCING BUT NOT FOR FUCKY TALKING ON THE FLOOR. THEY ALSO COULDN'T UNDERSTOOD WHAT IS THE FUNCTION OF ONE EMPTY ROOM WITH A BIG BED. WHAT ABOUT OTHER FAILS ? - CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT GIRLIE PREFER HERS HANDS THAN HANDS OF GREAT MASTER OF SCULPTING LIKE ME! IT IS A SIN! I HOPE THAT GIRLIE WILL STOP HER STUPID DOING AND GIVE HER BODY INTO EXPERIENCED HANDS. THE REASON OF ANGRY OF SOME PEOPLES WAS LACK OF BOOZE. (SOME OF CLEVER ONE WERE EQUIPED BEFORE THE PARTY). THIS IS A RESULT OF 'ENTERING WITH EMPTY HANDS' (IDIOMS BY DUDDIE). SO... WHAT WAS THE RESULT OF THOSE FAILS? - AT THE MIDDLE OF THE PARTY (12:00) I LEFT MY PARTY AND WENT TO THE DISCO NIGHT CLUB CALLED 'PALLADIUM' (OF COURSE WITH BOTTLE AND NICE GIRLIE). THAT WAS A GOOD PART OF MY BIRTHDAY PARTY! SO MEGA, MEGA, MEGA THANKS TO THAT GIRLIE - MAGGIE. SHE IS REALLY A VERY GOOD DANCER! SHE IS ALSO VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL GIRL! I AM GOING TO KEEP CONTACT WITH HER. BUT ... RAF, DUDDIE AND HI-MAN ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT PARTY SO I STOP MY STUPID TALKING OF DRUNKEN MAN. HEY DJ! STOP FUCKIN' SCRATCH AND GIVE ME THE BEAT. FROM THE DEEPEST DREAM MR.RAF IS BACK AGAIN IN THIS REALITY. BACK TO LIVE, BACK TO REALITY. FIRST I WANT TO SAY BIG SORRY TO ALL MY CONTACTS. YES, I KNOW. I AM IN DEEP SHIT, BUT IT IS NOT MY FAULT. I DON'T HAVE TIME EVEN FOR NORMAL SLEEP. WHY? WORK, WORK AND ONCE AGAIN WORK. BUT NOW I'M BACK, SO LOOK OUT FOR NEXT NICE SENDING. NOW FLIPIN' BACK, LET ME START AGAIN. I WANT TO GIVE YOU ADVICE ABOUT HOW SURVIVE A PARTY LIKE THE LAST ONE. FIRST YOU MUST BUY 2 BOTTLES OF FINEST 12 YEARS OLD BALENTINES WHISKY. THEN IF YOU ARE SMOKING YOU MUST BUY ONE PACKET OF 'PRINCE' (SWEDISH EDITION).YOU MUST PREPARE TAPE WITH YOUR BELOVED MUSIC AND TAPE PLAYER WITH AUTO-REVERSE. AND NOW YOU ARE PREPARED FOR PARTY. NEXT STEP IS TO LOCK A NICE GIRL WITH FINE BODY. NOW WE ARE STARTING WITH MAIN PART. MIX WHISKY WITH COKE AND ICE CUBES. SHAKE IT UP AND DRINK AT ONCE. WITH ONE GLASS YOU MUST SMOKE TWO FAGS. AFTER ONE HOUR PUT TAPE IN TAPE PLAYER AND PUSH PLAY.THEN GET THE GIRL INTO BED, REFRESH YOUR MOUTH AND BODY. NOW GET INTO THE BED, PUT YOUR HEAD ON HER BREST, SET VOLUME TO NICE LEVEL AND........ZZZZZZZZZ. AFTER 10 HOURS OF GOOD DREAMS YOU ARE FRESH LIKE BABY. YOU DON'T HAVE HANGOVER AND YOU FEEL LIKE ME NOW. I THINK THAT I WILL END NOW 'COZ DUDDIE AND HI-MAN WANTS TO PLAY THE 'SPACE ACE' AND 'FUTURE WARS'. SO SEE YOU LATER IN NEXT PRODUCT FROM US. IT IS NOT TRUE THAT WE ARE GOIN' TO STOP OUR ACTIVITY. THAT'S FUCKIN' LIE. WE ARE WORKIN' ON SOME NEW PROJECTS. SO... THIS IS DUDDIE TYPIN' AGAIN BUT ONLY FOR MOMENT 'COZ I WANNA INCLUDE OLD TEXT WHAT WAS WRITE AFTER PARTY AT MY PLACE DURING WINTER HOLIDAY WHEN HI-MAN HADN'T HIS AMIGA, POLONUS WAS IN QUARTET AND IT WAS FINE TIME. SO HERE IT IS.... YO GUYS !!!! WHAT THAT NOISE ABOUT? YES YOU ARE RIGHT. THIS IS AGAIN QUARTET INC. WE ARE HERE AND WE HAVE A GOOD FUN NOW. WHY? COZ WE HAVE A PARTY HERE. IN FACT IT IS ONLY A PREVIEW OF MEGA PARTY WHICH WILL BE ORGANIZED IN OUR TOWN IN JUNE. WE WILL HAVE THREE THINGS TO CELEBRATE. FIRST: DUDDIE WILL CELEBRATE HIS EIGHTEEN YEARS. SECOND: I WILL CELEBRATE MY TWENTY TWO YEARS. AND THIRD: THE QUARTET INC. WILL CELEBRATE IT THIRD YEARS. SO WE THINK THAT IT WILL BE A REALLY GREAT PARTY. BY THE WAY, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A PART IN OUR PARTY THEN CONTACT OUR HQ IN POLAND ON THIS ADDRESS: MR.RAF/ ROBERT TURLINSKI UL.RUSKA 35/1 70-132 SZCZECIN POLAND. WE WANT TO SEE YOU IN POLAND !!! SO NOW LETS TALK ABOUT PRESENT ACTION. IT IS 0:40:57 2.3.1990 . WE ARE IN DUDDIES PLACE. THERE ARE SOMETHING ABOUT 20 PERSONS HERE. YES I KNOW THAT IT IS NOT TO MUCH FOR YOU,BUT DUDDIE HAVE ONLY TWO ROOMS. I THINK THAT THE PARTY IS GOING TO DIE IN NEXT FEW HOURS. EVERYBODY WANTS TO FIND PLACE TO REST. QUANT IS THROWING FUCKZ COZ HIS GIRL MAKE HIM ANGRY. YOU KNOW WHY? YES SHE DID NOT GAVE HIM THIS WHAT HE WANT HER TO. OK QUANT TAKE SOME WINE. DUDDIE IS MAKING SOMETHING IN KITCHEN. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT BUT HE IS NOT ALONE !!!! K.K IS TRYING HIS ORAL SKILLS WITH SISTER OF QUANT. KEEP LIKE THIZ K.K. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING KNOW? THEY ARE PLAYING SOME OLD MUZAXS FROM OLD C-64. ANYWAY IT IS STIL CRAZY. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT SOME OF THE GIRLS ARE BORED. HEY GUYZ !!!! MOVE YOUR FAT ASSES AND MAKE THEM WET. HE HE HE !!! I THINK THAT IT IS HIGH TIME TO CHANGE THE TEXT PUTER. NOW YOU WILL READ DELIRA FROM OTHER PEOPLE. OVER FROM MR.RAF THIS TIME. LATER !!!!!! ???? ? ? ? ? WELL... IT'S ME - DRUNKEN QUANT. THERE IS SMALL MEGA-PARTY PREVIEW IN DUDDIE'S FLAT! I AM COMPLETELY DRUNKEN SO... I DESCRIBE YOU THIS PARTY: MORE GIRLS, MORE MUSIC AND MORE VODKA (OR WINE). I JUST MEET THERE FUNNY GIRL CALLED 'CAMILA' AND I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH HER... WELL SHE IS VERY LOVELY AND ALWAYS WANTS TO DANCE WITH ME! I AM MEGA BORED BUT I HAVE TO DO MY DUTY! SO WAIT A MINUTE... YES SHE IS GREAT! REALLY! BUT... THERE IS NOT ONLY A LOT OF FINE GIRLS BUT ALSO AMIGA COMPUTER! (ONLY ONE BUT...). LET ME SEE... OOHH THERE IS A LOT OF PERSONS LOOKING ON ME AND I AM VERY SHAMED. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS PARTY? OF COURSE YOU WANT! THIS PARTY WAS ESTABLISHED BY MY FRIEND FROM AMIGA WORLD - DUDDIE. THERE ARE 20 PERSONS (ONLY!) BUT PARTY IS GREAT!!! ( DUDDIE SAID THAT 'WSZYSCY TRUJA MI DUPE') THIS IS SMALL UGLY PHRASE IN SHITTA POLISH LANGUAGE. SO... OOHH THERE IS SMALL ELA (ELIZABETH) NEAR ME AND SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING THAT I DO NOT WANT TO DO BUT SHE WANTS TO DO THIS VERY MUCH! BUT I HAVE TO WRITE THIS SCROLL! WELL... LAST NIGHT I WAS WORKING. I WAS PREPARING 'SUPERB' LAME UTILITY DISK FOR POLISH MEGA-LAMERS (UTILITIES AND MUZAK IN BACKGROUND AND DOCS). THERE IS A NUMBER OF LAMERS IN POLAND. I WANT TO RETURN TO MY CAMILE... ( WARNING !!! ESPECIAL MESSAGE !!! MUZAX FOR LAME UTILITY MADE FOR ME... OF COURSE DUDDIE - MEGA GREETINGS FOR YOU DUDDIE! I GIVE YOU MEGA-PUSSY FOR THIS! MEGA PUSSY, PUSSSY, PPPUSSSSYYY BECAUSE I AM QUARTET GIRL-SUPPLIER)... WELL... LET ME RETURN TO MY LOVELY CAMILE YOU NEVER-BORED-MEGA-SCROLL-READER! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY I'VE SEEN! OH... WHEEE I AM LITTLE SICK... PLEASE WAIT A MINUTE... YES I AM ON 'DELIRA' NOW! THERE IS NO KLC SOFT LAMERS OF COURSE! ... BANZAI ! UAAAA I AM THINKING ABOUT THIS MEGA GIRL BUT... SHE ISN'T HERE NOW 'COZ SHE IS AT HOME NOW! AND I HAVE NOTHING TO ROLL ON THE FLOOR... 'D H E L I R A'... ! ?? YEP... UEEE... DUDDIE SAID THAT THE PARTY IS ENDING... REALLY? BY NO MEANS! PARTY BREAKS ONLY FOR SOME... DAYS. WELL MR.RAF MOVES HIS LEG UP! AND DUDDIE SAID THAT HE MOVES 2 INCHES UPPER ON THE FLOOR. HI ALL AMIGA HACKERS! WELCOME TO POLAND! COMUNISM IS QUITE DEAD HERE. HEY YOU WAKE UP! DO NOT SLEEP. I AM VERY SAD 'COZ EVERYONE IS SLEEPING. BUT... WHAT A JOKE! K.K. (MEMBER OF QUARTET) IS COMING! BUT WITH MY SISTER! THEY ARE COMPLETELY DRUNKEN ALSO! BANZAI!!! I JUST READ PREVIOUS PART OF THIS SCROLL AND I FIND THAT MR.RAF IS MEGA-LIAR 'COZ HE LIED ABOUT ME AND CAMILE. I AM... AM.... TOTAL BORED... WHEEE IF YOU WANNA CONTACT ME (CRAZY??!) (C,ASSEMBLER,TOOLS,GIRLS) FUCK TO MY ADDRESS : KRZYSZTOF MORON UL.WIOSNY LUDOW 39/5 71-471 SZCZECIN POLAND TEL. 76140 (THE BEST CONTACT WITH DUDDIE) AM.. I WANT.... WIESZ CO DROGI CZYTELNIKU? UMYJ DUPE! WAKE UP YOU LOUSY KWANT! KWANTOMANIA STARTING AGAIN! ... AUAAAAA A ! EEEE ! I WAS SLEEPING FOR A WHILE.... BUT I HAVE TO.... HAVE TO.... HAVE TO WRITE THIS SCROLL. DUDDIE AND MR.RAF ARE TALKING ABOUT LAME STUFF SENT TO US BY SHITTA GUY FROM POLAND. SORRY FOR FUCKING THIS MAYBE GOOD SWAPPER! SORRY... SEND US ALL YOUR HOT STUFF. OK, I AM QUITE DRY NOW! NO MORE WINE OR GIRLS! HI QUANT. HAVE YOU MEGA HANGOVER NOW? - THAT WAS ONLY DUDDIE. DUDDIE IS LYING NOW ON ELA! IS LYING! REALLY! WHAT A PERVERT! HE IS HAVING A BREAD AND LIE ON HER! UGLY BOY! OHH... WHAT A PERVERTION! HEY! DUDDIE LET'S SWAP! OHH... DUDDIE SAID ME TO FUCK OFF! RULE BOY! OHHH! MR.RAF BRING ME A SANDWICH! GOOD BOY!... YUM YUM ! MY..... YUM.... MY BEST... YUM.... MY BEST FRIEND. I WANT NEXT SANDWICH! HEY MR.RAF! ... OH I MUST DO IT MYSELF! WHAT A JOKE! DUDDIE IS MAKING SANDWICH FOR ME! I AM WAITING (ELA IS NEAR ME - DUDDIE MISS HER)!!! HACKERS OF THE WORLD!!! THERE IS A NEW AMIGA PROGRAMER GROUP IN SZECIN (POLAND) - ASTRA. THIS GROUP WAS FOUNDED BY MR.PIETRZAK AND MY MEGA-FRIEND LUXURY. NOW WE HAVE OPPONENTS IN CODING AND HACKING AND THIS IS OUR PROBLEM. GOOD LUCK FOR 'ASTRA'! AND NOW WE ARE HAVING A TEA 'COZ PARENTS OF DUDDIE RETURN HOME. OHH ELA JUST WAKE UP! SHE IS SMILING TO ME. WHY? I DON'T KNOW. IS 3:21 AM. MR.RAF JUST SAY 'TOWER OF BABEL', NOTHING TO COMMENT. OHHH DUDDIE JUST BRING ME LARGE SANDWICH AND I AM VERY HAPPY... YUM... YUM... IT IS ME DUDDIE: NOW I GET BACK THE GIRLIE! ... BUT AFTER ME (QUANT)...... QUANT GET HIS PLACE ON THE FLOOR AND MR.RAF TAKE HIS PLACE BEHIND THE KEYBOARD. OH BOY. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE ME, BUT ALL OUR FRIENDS LEAVE DUDDIES HOUSE LONG TIME AGO. IT IS 9:05:53 IN THE MORNING AND I FEEL LIKE A BIG BUCKET OF TRASH. YESTERDAY I WAS A BIT FOOLISH, SO I TAKE TOO MUCH ACTION WITH ONE OF THE GIRLIES. BY THE WAY DUDDIE WAS ANGRY YESTERDAY BECAUSE HIS GIRLIE DID NOT SHOW UP. WHAT A FUCKING MESS, BUT HE FAST FIND ANOTHER FINE AND MAYBE NOT GOOD LOOKING PIECE OF WOMAN. I NEED SOMETHING TO DRINK, BUT MAKE IT COOL DUDDIE. NOW JUST ANOTHER ASPIRINE AND I WILL FEEL LIKE A YOUNG GOD. PROPABLY YOU ARE ALL WAITING FOR A GREETZ LIST, BUT I HAVE A SAD MESAGE FOR YOU. WE WILL WRITE THEM AFTER NEXT FEW KB, SO WATCH OUT FOR THEM. NOW I WANT A CIGARETTE. WHERE IS THIS BOX?. AH, THERE YOU ARE.UHM... I KNOW THAT IT IS NASTY HABIT TO SMOKE CIGARETTES, BUT I LIKE VERY MUCH TO SMOKE MARLBORO BECAUSE THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE. TODAY I GOT DISK LETTER FROM GLERC OF SCIENCE 451. NEXT COOL DEMOS ON OLDIE GOLDIE C-64. SOME NEW GROUPS, AND COOL EFFECTS! OH.... WHERE IS MY OLDIE C-64. I SELL IT AND I HAVEN'T AMIGA YET. SHIT... MANY EXAMS AT THE UNIVERSITY, NO TIME FOR COMPUTING.... I'M NOT DRUNKED! BUT, TODAY I HAVE GOT FUNNY EXAM 'PHILOSOPHY' EEE... NICE WOMAN... TO MUCH SPACJI? O'K MAY BE TROCHE MNIEJ.. NOW I'M LISTENING TO THE VERY NICE MUZAX OF PLATOON ON AMIGA, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE COMMODORE 64. OH, I'M TIRED WITH THIS STUPID TEXT, SO LETS ANOTHER GUY WRITE SOME CRAPS... WOOOW! I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE!! BUT WHO???? POLONUS OF'COZ! DO YOU WANT SOME NEWS FROM C64 SCENE? OK? SO START WITH IT: I MADE NEW WORLD RECORD IN CHARPACK DECRUNCH-ROUITNE! IT HAS ONLY $55 BYTES AT ALL!!! BETTER THAN ZIZYPHUS' ZIPPER!! WOW! BUT DON'T THINK THAT THIS IS MY LAST WORD IN THAT STOPLESS COMPETITION. YO! IN NEARLY FUTURE YOU WILL TAKE A LOOK AT OUR ART-ALBUM OF C64 PICTURES. YEEAH.... WHAT IS NEW NEXT? HMM.. MAYBE THE LAMEST PARTY IN POLAND? YEAH? WE GOT THE LETTER FROM UNKNOWS GUYS WITH INVINTATION TO THE PARTY OF THE WHOLE POLAND. BUT YOU KNOW, IT'LL BE THE COMPETITION OF THE GAYS OF THEIR FREEZE-FRAMES AND LOOSERS! BUT LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.... AT NOW I CAN HEAR THE BIG 'GUL, GUL...' SOUNDS FROM THE HI-MAN'S MOUTH - HE'S DRINKING LIKE HELL!!! AND SOME RUELPS... SAMBOR WOULD BE WIN THE BEST WIN-PRICE OF THE RUELPS COMPIE.... JAK JEST 'MLASKAC'? ... DUDDIE MAKES THE NOISE WITH CAKES AND JAWS. YEEAA.. IT'S DHELHRLILLA!!! HEREZIA FOREVER!!! I'VE GOT IT!!! I'VE GOT IT... WHAT? ORGASM... IT'S THE FIRST THING I'VE GOT IN MY LIFE! YEEAHHH.... YOU KNOW, HI-MAN IS THE PROFFIE IN THE WOMAN'S KIND OF ORGASM.... HEY POLONUS.. I SEE, YOU NEVER GOT ORGASM... WHAT A PITY! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LOOSING!! OHH COME ON!!! TALK TO ME THROUGH THE CONDOM, OK HI-MAN?? O'K POLONUS.. I KNOW YOU HAVE AIDS! WITHOUT THE ORGASM?? PERHAPS YOU ALLIED ME....? DUDDIE LOOKS LIKE AN AIDS VIRUS, HI-MAN IS LIKE A FISHING FOOD! HEY! PAUL WHAT DOES MEANS FISHING FOOD? LOOK AT MIRROR - THE LONG, PINK WORM!! HA! HA! WHAT A CRAPS! YEAH.. VERY FUNNY! LIKE A SMURF? LIKE YOUR IMAGINATION ABOUT YOUR PENIS IN YOUR BEST DREAMS, FUCKER! BUT STOP TALKING NICE WORDS TO YOU.... O'K STOP FUCKING... FUCKING IS VERY NICE BUT WITH NICE GIRL! DON'T YOU THINK? YESTERDAY I HAVE GOT NEW COMPACT DISK PHILL COLLINS 'BUT SERIOUSLY' VERY GOOD DISK! POLONUS IS NOW LEARNING HOW TO RESET AMIGA... OH, SORRY AND HOW TO FORMAT DISK WITH WORKBENCH! IS IT VERY HARD PAUL? YEAH.. MAY BE TRY WITH HAMMER AND NAIL? OR USE COFFIN NAIL? OR GRASS? OR ACID? OR FAG? OR... HEY I'M TALKING ABOUT DRUGS! SHIT! AM I A DRUG ADDICT? NO!! I'M TAKING ONLY SNOW AND SUGAR... HE, HE! POLONUS AND DUDDIE ARE WATCHING TV NOW, AND I'M ALONE WITH DUDDIE'S AMIGA... MMM... WHAT A NICE KEYS... AND MOUSE... AND BEAUTY DISK DRIVE... HEY IS THIS O'K? NO! SHIT WHAT I'M WRITING HERE? STUPID TXT. SORRY FOR A MOMENT... O'K THE TV SHOW ENDS, AND WE ARE BUZING OFF THIS TIME, BUT THIS TXT IS STILL RUNNING THROUGH THE MEMORY!! YEAH ... THERE IS THE SMALL QUANT AGAIN. I AM QUITE FRESH NOW! I AM GOING TO MAKE NEXT PARTY. WELL... YOU KNOW... MORE... AND MORE... YEAH.. PSSST! HEY YOU! DUDDIE JUST LEAVE HIS FLAT! HE IS GOING TO CALL TO ELA! WHAT A ROMANTIC CODER! OF COURSE HE FALL IN LOVE! .. YES, I MUST WRITE MORE TXT TO HIDE THIS SPECIAL MESS. WELL, LET ME SEE, AT THE DUDDIE'S PARTY I GET NEW PSEUDO - 'SCULPTER'. WHY? - I MADE SOMETHING WITH MY CAMILE WHILE I DANCED WITH HER. SOMETHING ESPECIAL AND VERY EXCITING! OF COURSE I STARTED SECOND PART OF DUDDIES'S PARTY DOING THIS. THE NEXT VICTIM OF HOT GIRLS WAS MR.RAF. WHAT A PITY! THAT WAS MY FRIEND. AHHH! I FORGET THIS! I AM INTERESTING IN SWAPPING... GIRLS! BRING SOMETHING ON OUR COPY-MEGA-AMIGA- ORGASM-POLAND-QUARTET-PARTY AND MAY BE... SEE YOU LATER. THIS IS BACK MR.RAF IN THIS LINE. I AM STILL TOO TIRED TO CONTROL MY BRAIN AT ALL. IT THINK THAT THE BEST WAY TO GET REFRESH IS TO TAKE A BATH. BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE NOW. WHY? BECAUSE DUDDIE IS IN BATHROOM AND THERE IS ONLY ONE BATH. HI I'M MIKE OF QUARTET AND WHY DO I WRITE THIS TEXT? I TELL YOU... I DON'T KNOW .TOMORROW (IT MEANS 16.02.1990 'COZ THIS TEXT AS I SAID WAS WRITTEN IN WINTER HOLIDAY (NOW IS SPRING OR SUMMER?)) I AM GOING TO THE PARTY. THIS YEAR ALL PEOPLE FROM MY CLASS HAVE THEIR EIGHTEEN BIRTHDAY. THIS ONE IT WILL BE SEBASTIAN AND MAGDA'S PARTY. AFTER IT, ON THE SATURDAY I WILL BE VERY VERY ZJEBANY (I DON'T KNOW THIS WORD IN ENGLISH,IT'S VERY DIRTY WORD,IT MAY BE 'TIRED'). HERE IS JEMASOFT SPEAKING! I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY (AS USUALLY). I HAVE PASSED MY EXAMS AND I HAVE A COUPLE OF TIME NOW, SO I AM SITTING AT THE DUDDIE'S HOUSE NOW. I AM A VERY LAZY CODER OF MY GROUP. LONG LONG TIME AGO I HAD OLDIE GOLDIE COMMODORE 64 AND I DID SEVERAL PROGRAMS BUT NOW I HAVE NO TIME FOR DEEPPER PROGRAMMING. MY FIRST HOBBY IS SLEEPING WITH MY GIRL. MY SECOND HOBBY IS EATTING VERY GOOD FOOD. MY THIRD HOBBY IS PROGRAMMING MY NEW AMIGA 500. TODAY IS SATURDAY AND WE WERE IN THE CITY. IT WAS VERY NICE TRIP. WE WERE ANNOYING POLICEMEN BY MEANS OF POSTERS. WE WERE GOING BY MY FIRST HAND CAR. IT IS BEAUTIFUL WEHICLE WITH 4 WHEELS AND TURBO-DIESEL-SUPER-HOT-SILVER- METALIC-INFRARED-SOLAR-ONE TOUCH-AUTO REVERSE-100 GEARS-200 CYLLIND ERS-1000000 KW-ENGINE. MY CAR CAN SWIM AND JUMP OVER THE TREES. IT IS SOMETHING BETWEEN ROCKET AND U-BOOT. WOW, WOW! TIME IS UP, SO WE ARE GOING SLEEP... MMMM.... AND THIS IS DUDDIE TYPING. THAT WAS A PARTY ZONE TEXT IN WINTER NOW WE HAVE SUMMER AND WE ARE AFTER FUCKING QUANT PARTY THIS TEXT IS TO BE OUR BIGGEST DEMO TEXT BUT WHAT IT'S... SO, HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS TEXT AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COME TO POLAND YOU WILL BE VERY HOT WELCOME BY COOL POLISH GIRLS AND YOU WILL SPEND SOME OF SUMMER HOLIDAY WITH US. WE WILL GIVE YOU SLEEPING ROOM, SOME FOOD AND DRINK AND SO ON... COME TO POLAND BUT FIRST CONTACT US... DON'T BE LAME! SO WRITE AT: DUDDIE MARCIN DUDAR UL.WLOSCIANSKA 30/5 70-021 SZCZECIN POLAND AND LET ME END THIS STUPID SCROLL TEXT 'COZ I'M GOING TO DENTIST. TODAY IS 21.05.1990 Y. AND TIME IS 14:26. SO HOPE TO SEE YOU IN OUR NEXT PRODUCT. BYE.