AMUSING IV ------------ Here are the contact addresses to Norways leading crew, RAZOR 1911! INSANE: DOCTOR NO: SECTOR 9: Stein Helge Sjaastad Runar Jordahl Kjetil Pettersson Skjelstadmark N.Stokkanvei 2 Skjelstadmark 7520 Hegra 7500 Stjørdal 7520 Hegra Ph. 47-7-805221 Ph. 47-7-825694 Ph. 47-7-805252 Credits.. Coding.....Lord Strangelove Picture...............Shine Music...............Ziphoid Charset............Sector 9 Crunching results on the main part with : Bytekiller 1.2+......111 KB RAZOR and NETWORK's Time Cruncher V4.2...105 KB WELCOME TO THE MOST SUCCESSFUL DEMO EVER MA.... OHHH I'VE ALMOST FORGOT, TAT HAS STILL GOT THE BEST DEMO???? IT SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE IN NORWAY THINK THAT THEY ARE BEST, AFTER THEIR FIRST CLOSE ENCOUNTER WITH THE BLITTER ENGINE. IF YOU WONDER WHO IS WRITING, I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT IS ME (LORD S.), PROBABLY THE FIRST BLITTER-RAPER IN NORWAY.. USUALLY I DONT BOAST ABOUT MY CREATIONS, BUT AFTER READING ALL THOSE (WE ARE THE BEST...ETC.) DEMOS, I CAN TELL YOU THAT NO NORWEGIAN DEMOS HAS SO FAR BEATEN OUR FIRST DEMO... MAYBE THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO CAN BEAT MY CODING, BUT NOBODY (YES, I SAID NOBODY) IN NORWAY CAN BEAT OUR GRAPHIC- AND MUSICCAPABILITIES. DO YOU WANNA KNOW MY PERSONAL RANKINGS OF GROUPS IN NORWAY (OF COURSE WITHOUT MENTIONING OURSELVES): 1. IT AND ACADEMY (BOTH GROUPS HAVE SOME NEW ORIGINAL IDEAS (I LIKE THAT) AND O.K. SETUP.) 3. CRYPTOBURNERS (UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVEN'T SEEN MORE THAN ONE CREATION FROM THEM, BUT MY FIRST IMPRESSION WAS THAT THEY ARE GOING TO BE GREAT AMIGA-CODERS. REALLY GREAT GRAPHICS !!!!) 4. TAT (NICE DEMOS, BUT THEY SEEM TO LACK ORIGINALITY) LET'S CHANGE SUBJECT....... MAYBE I CAN BORE YOU WITH SOME DETAILS ABOUT MYSELF ? (NO !!!!) I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MEAN OR SAY, I HAD TO STAND DOCTOR NO'S BADSMELLING DOG DURING A PERIOD OF TWO DAYS, SO YOU HAVE TO STAND MY DETAILS: I AM 12 YEARS OLD, 150 CM TALL AND 96 KG. I SPEND ALL MY FREETIME SITTING IN FRONT OF MY AMIGA 500, EATING CHIPS AND DRINKING PEPSI-COLA.... ONLY KIDDING, ICH BIN EIN ARIER !!!! AND REAL HACKERS DRINK COKE AND I HAVE AN AMIGA 1000 (USUALLY, IT SHOULD BE UNNECCESARY MENTIONING THE AMIGA 1000 WITH MORE THAN AMIGA) I CAN NEVER ACCEPT 500 AND 2000 OWNERS. WHEN I BOUGHT MY AMIGA (SEPTEMBER 1986), I HAD TO PAY 16000 NORWEGIAN KRONES. (NKR) NOW PEOPLE CAN GET A AMIGA 500 FOR ABOUT 5000 NKR., PACKED INTO A LAME PLASTIC CASE WITH 100 PERCENT CHANCE FOR A BREAKDOWN WITHIN A YEAR. ANYWAY, MY AMIGA WILL BE USED FOR MORE COMMERCIAL STUFF IN THE FUTURE LIKE: THE TIMECRUNCHER AND MY FIRST AMIGA GAME. HERE ARE SOME MESSAGES TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS: INSANE (THE %%TRACTOR%% MANIAC): CUT YOUR HAIR. STOP CRITICISING MY (LACOSTE CLOTHES, PRINGLE PULLOWERS, LAGERFELD AFTERSHAVE, CHIVAS REGAL SODAWATER ETC. ) MATCHAM OF NETWORK: USER-LINKEN TIL TIMECRUNCHER ER SNART FERDIG. DET ER BARE LITT SMAASNACKS IGJEN. LYKKE TIL MED 64-SPILLET DITT.... THE CRACKER OF THE GANG: I WAS NICE OF YOU TO MENTION SOME IMPORTANT HACKER-TRICKS (LIKE CHEATING WITH STAMPS, HACKING DIGITAL PHONE-SENTRALS ETC.) TO THE NEWSPAPERS... TRY CYANID-PILLS INSTEAD OF COFFEIN-PILLS. NOTE TO THE HANDSOME DEVIL: YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER OF RAZOR. ANYWAY, IF YOU'RE A SYNTH-FREAK LIKE ME: ACCEPT THAT THRASH-METAL IS AS ANTI-COMMERCIAL AS DM AND FRONT 242 !!! NOTE TO ALL DM (DEPECHE MODE) AND FRONT 242 FANS: IF YOU CAN GET ME ANY BOOTLEGS, THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH ME THROUGH ONE OF OUR SWAPPERS. LORD S.' TOP 5 SYNTHMUZAKS: 1. DEPECHE MODE 2. FRONT 242 3. PROPAGANDA 4. ACT 5. J.M. JARRE MY SLOGAN IS: "I ACCEPT OUR MUSICAL TASTE AS LONG AS IT IS ANTI-COMMERCIAL !!!!" A SPECIAL NOTE TO SIR HENRY : MAN BLIR SULTEN AV AA SPILLE TROMMER FORDI DET ER SAA VANSKELIG !!!! % % % % % % NOW TO A VERY-VERY IMPORTANT SUBJECT: A DESCRIPTION OF THE NORTH-NORWEGIANS : 1. THEY WRITE TO US IN ENGLISH ( THAT'S BECAUSE WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEIR SEAGULL-LANGUAGE, BUT IF YOU WRITE PROPER NORWEGIAN WE WILL PROBABLY UNDERSTAND IT.) 2. THEY DRINK MACK-BEER WITH SEAGULL-EGGS, BUT WE DRINK E.C. DAHLS BEER WITH RHESUS MINUS' EGGS 3. THEY DON'T HAVE MONEY, ONLY RAINDEERS !!!! 4. THEY STINK FISH !!!! 5. THEY ARE INVADING THE MORE SIVILIZED PARTS OF NORWAY. IF YOU ARE A NORTH-NORWEGIAN, BUY A GUN, STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH, PULL THE TRIGGER AND PUT YOUR BRAIN ON THE WALL. (LIKE IN THE MOVIE "FULL-METAL JACKET") NOW A JOKE IN ENGLISH: DO YOU KNOW WHY THE ARABS HAVE THEIR CAMELS AND WE HAVE OUR NORTH-NORWEGIANS ??? NO..... THE ARABS GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO CHOOSE FIRST !!!! (LAUGH....) NOW FINALLY HERE IS THE GREETINGS PART,WITH A NEW DIMENSION IN RANKINGS. HERE ARE THE &&&&&HAMBURGER&&&&& RATINGS FROM ONE TO TEN PRESENTED BY *SECTOR 9*,*DR.NO* AND INSANE THE %TRACTOR% MANIAC!!!! YEAAAHHHH WE BLAST OFF WITH SOME MESSAGES: IF YOU GET A ##STAR## IT MEANS THAT WE DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BACKGROUND TO RANK YOU. OF COURSE WE START IN RAZOR ORDER!! * ROUTE 66 - &&&&&& * SOFTRUNNER GROUP - &&&&& * SUBWAY - &&&&&& * SUNRIDERS - &&&&&& * TETRAGON - # * TAT - # * THE BAND - # * THE BEST ONES - &&&& * TRC - &&&&& * THE SILENTS - &&&&&&&& * TRIANGLE - &&&&&&& * U-238 - && * X-MEN - &&&&&& * YES - &&&&&&& * ZIG-ZAG - # * ZONE 3 - &&& * ABNORMAL - # (TO HAAVAR - %%%%%%%%%%) * ACC 1992 - # * ACCESION - &&&&& * ACCUMULATORS - &&&&&&&& * ACKERLIGHT - &&&&&& * AFTERBURNERS - &&&& * ALPHAFLIGHT - &&&&&&& * AMIGA INDUSTRIES - &&&&&& * BAMIGA SECTOR ONE - &&&&&&& * BGF - # * BYTERAPERS - &&&&& * CARTEL - &&& (HA-HA ONLY JOKING HERE IS YOUR RANKING: $$$$$$$$$$) * COPPER CREW - # * CRYPTOBURNERS - EN STK SNADDER # * DANISH GOLD - &&&&& * DREAM TEAM - # * ELECTION - &&&&& * ENERGY - &&&&& * FBW - # * FLASH TEAM - &&& * FREE ACCESS - # * III - &&&&&& * IMPACT - &&&& * IPEC ELITE - # * KEFRENS - &&&&&& * L1 AND TDT - &&&&&& * MEGAFORCE &&&&&&& * NETWORK - # * PLASMA FORCE - &&&&&& * PUREBYTE - # * QUORAM - &&&&&&&& * RADWAR 1941 - # * RAGE DNS - &&&&&& * AND THAT FOLKS WAS THE ONE AND ONLY &&&&&HAMBURGER&&&&& RATINGS!!!!! YEAH! HERE IS SECTOR 9 WRITING SOME BYTES OF TEXT FOR YOU TO READ... I HAVE JUST SEEN DOCTOR NO'S PICTURES FROM THE RAZOR/ABNORMAL/CARTEL COPY PARTY. THEYWERE RATHER COOL. I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BECAUSE I HAVE WRITTEN A LOT OF SCROLL TEXTS TODAY BUT I WILL DO MY BEST. DR.NO IS GOING TO COOK SOME COFFEE NOW I NEED IT TO KEEP MYSELF AWAKE THROUGH THIS NIGHT. I KEPT MYSELF AWAKE TO 7 O CLOCK YESTERDAY NIGHT. GEE! BUT THE FUNNY THING ABOUT IT ALL WAS THAT INSANE AND LORD S WAS SLEEPING DOWNSTAIRS IN DR.NO'S HOUSE AND AT 11 O CLOCK THIS MORNING ZIPHOID FROM RAZOR IN SWEDEN CALLED, AND WAKE THE TWO TIRED FREAKS UP FROM THEIR SWEET (?) SLEEP... HA HA HA... I (SECTOR 9) AND DR.NO SLEPT FOR ALMOST ANOTHER HOUR... AAAAHHH! SHINE WAS ALSO SUPPOSED TO COME THIS WEEKEND BUT THE TEACHERS ON HIS SCHOOL WOULDN'T LET HIM GO FOR THE WEEKEND. RIGHT NOW SECTOR 9, DR.NO, LORD S. AND INSANE ARE SITTING HERE WITH 3 AMIGAS AND 1 C64.. THIS IS A MARATHON HACKING WEEKEND AND ON MONDAY I THINK THAT WE WILL SPREAD THE NEW DEMOS... AAAAHHH! DR.NO IS COMING WITH SOME BLACK, STRONG, HOT COFFEE... NICE.. OH RIGHT NOW IT IS A VERY BORING AMNESTY-CONCERT ON THE TELEVISION.. STING, SPRINGSTEEN, TRACY CHAPMAN AND PETER GABRIEL ARE SINGING THEIR BRAINS OUT FOR NELSON MANDELA. OH SHIT!KILL MANDELA, I AM TIRED OF HIM... IF WE GET LETTERS FROM NORWEGIANS WHO WRITES IN ENGLISH, WE WONT ANSWER THE LETTERS NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE. BE AWARE OF THAT. MESSAGE TO IT IN THE BIG CITY,HARSTAD : WHAT ABOUT THE SPECIAL TRAINED COPS WHO SHOULD CATCH THE NORWEGIAN HACKERS ?? HAVE YOU HEARD ANY NEWS ABOUT THEM?? AND I MUST SAY THAT IF IMP 666 HAPPENS TO BE CAUGHT WE DONT CARE REALLY MUCH ABOUT IT.. (SAD SAD??) BY THE WAY, IF YOU ALREADY DIDN'T KNOW, WATCHMEN ARE NOT MEMBERS OF RAZOR 1911 ANY LONGER. THEY WERE TOO LAZY. HERE ARE MY TOP 5 BANDS : 1. METALLICA 2. OZZY OSBOURNE 3. HELLOWEEN 4. SLAYER 5. IRON MAIDEN EN FIN VITS SOM INSANE NETOPP SLO : ALLE BARN I GATEN LEKER, MEN IKKE GITTE, HUN HAR EN DILDO I SIN F##TE... SLAPT INSANE.. HERE IS ANOTHER ONE BY DR.NO: ALLE BARNA SITTER RUNDT BAALET, MEN IKKE LISE FOR HUN SITTER PAA EN PAALE... WELL, ENOUGH BULLSHIT IN NORWEGIAN NOW. I BET THAT YOU GERMANS SWORE A COUPLE OF TIMES WHILE READING THE JOKES BUT THEN YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW I FEEL WHEN YOU GUYS START WRITING GERMAN.. UND JETZT MUSST DU RESET DRUECKEN DU DEIN KLEINER PUBERTAETSPICKEL... DR.NO COMES INTO THE ROOM WITH SOME DEODORANT (ANTI-STUBBE) IT STINKS RATHER BAD HERE... OUCH! YOU CAN SIMPLY NOT BELIEVE HOW 4 GUYS CAN MAKE BAD SMELL IN 48 HOURS IN FRONT OF SOME COMPUTERS. NOW IT FINALLY SEEMS LIKE THE CONCERT IN TV IS FINISHED PHEW.... I THINK I WILL MAKE SOME BIG FOOD... LIKE FOR EXAMPLE A GRANDIOSA PIZZA..... SCHLUERP!!! OKAY NOW I HANDLE THE KEYBOARD TO INSTANE... ER!? INSANE WHILE I AM MAKING A PIZZA FOR MYSELF... BALLA BALLA! ............WHRUP....WHRAP...WARPH...SJUBBUDABAIABAIA....NO,PLEASE DONT TURN OFF,JUST BECAUSE OF MY LANGUAGE,BUT IT IS A MAD DOG INSIDE THIS HOUSE!!!!!!! AND THE DOG IS RUINING OUR WORK WITH ITS STINKING BREATH. YEAAAHHH ,ITS INSANE THE %%%TRACTOR%%% MANIAC WRITING!!!! THE REINCARNATION OF CHARLIE CHAPLIN IS SITTING HERE ,DR.NO OF RAZOR. YOU CANT BELIEVE IT,HE MUST HAVE SOME BIG SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS,HE CANT EVEN DRINK COKE ON A PROPER WAY,SO I(%INSANE%) AND SECTOR 9 IS GIVING HIM LESSONS IN HOW TO REALLY DRINK IT!!!!!HA-HA-HA WHAT A SIGHT,THE COKE DRINKING DR. NO ALSO KNOWN UNDER THE PSEUDONYM DR. BOBBLE (THE GFX MANIAC) IS TRYING TO DRINK IT,BUT FAILED AGAIN,SO WE JUST GAVE IT UP!!!!! IT WAS AS IMPOSSIBLE AS USING THE BLITTER ON THE SPECTRUM!!!!!! NOW WE ARE THREE GUYS WRITING SCROLLTEXT AT ON TIME,AND THIS IS THE THIRD TIME WE DO THAT THIS WEEKEND. BIP-BIP MY CLOCK TURNED JUST NOW TO SUNDAY,SO WE ARE AGAIN IN DEEP SHIT,BECAUE NONE OF US GET ENOUGH SLEEP!!! WHEN DO YOUR NEXT DEMO COME CARTEL??? WHEN YOU GET THE NEXT SENDING WITH SOURCES FROM THE C...... OF THE G... NO HARD FEELINGS VIST,OR ARE THERE VERY HARD FEELINGS EHH?? I THINK THAT I WILL WRITE SOME WORSE TEXT NOW THAN THE TEXT YOU HAVE BEEN READING TILL NOW! AHHHH, RHESUS LEVER ER MITT NYE MOTTO ETTER OG HA LEST DET NYE STORE JULENUMMERET AV PYTON!!! HEI HEI JOHNNY OG TERJE I DATOR NORGE,HVA MED AA SKIFTE UTSAGN FRA IKKE SAA VELDIG AVANSERT,MEN PENT PAA SKJERM TIL ...... VELDIG AVANSERT OG PENT PAA SKJERM,EHHHH?!?!? PS:LIKTE DERES PARTYREPORT !!!!!! BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN FOR OUR ENGLISH-SPEAKING FRIENDS,JUST SOME BULLSHIT TO SOME BULLSHITS(JOKE!) I FEEL A LITTLE BIT EMBARASSED SITTING HERE WITH THE AMIGA LADA(500) WHEN THE OTHER GUYS USES THEIR REAL AMIGA,THE 1000!!!!! SINCE EVERYBODY ELSE IS WRITING THEIR TOP FIVE BANDS I BETTER DO THAT TOO. 1.METALLICA 2.DEPECHE MODE (NOT A LIE) 3.SLAYER 4.ANTHRAX 5.OZZY OSBOURNE IT PROVES THAT IT IS POSSIBLE TO LIKE BOTH THRASH/ZYNTH-MUSIC..........WHICH THE HANDSOME DEVIL DONT HAVE NOT ENOUGH MEMORY TO BELIEVE. LORD S. HAR EN FIN KAPPE. HI LORD S. WHY DID YOU WANT TO CUT OFF MY HAIR???? YOU ARE JEALOUS YOUR LOUSY BASTARD AND ALWAYS CRITICISING ME WHEN I AM A BIT TIRED,HEADBANGING,LISTENING TO SLAYER AND THINGS LIKE THAT..........NOW INSANE,THE ONE AND ONLY %%%%%%TRACTOR%%%%%% MANIAC IS SIGNING OFF,AND LETTING THE LIVING MENTAL PROBLEM DR. NO TAKE OVER!!!!!! %%%%%% TRACTOR MANIAC INSANE %%%%%% !!!! OHHHH!!! DR.NO TAKE OVER SHITTALK....I AM TYPINGON INSANES LADA-AMIGA ( AMIGA 500 ) HEY! INSANE SAVE YOUR SHIT TALK FOR YOURSELF! ( I AM THE LEADER, YOU CANT BEAT ME - IT FEALS SOOOO GOOD!! ) OHHHH I DONT FIND IT INTERESTING TO WRITE MY PERSONAL VIEW OF THE OTHER RAZOR MEMBERS IN THIS SCROLLTEXT............HEY OZZY DONT GIVE THAT GIRL NMI-INTERUP PRIORITY! GIVE HER MAX 10 LINES OF YOUR RASTER-TIME! MORE LETTERS IN GERMAN ARE COMMING TO MY GERMAN CONTACTS....WENN SIE DAS MOCHTEN, SCREIBEN SIE INS DEUTCH!! MY GERMAN RUNS IN A LOW PRIORITY INTERUPT! GO FOR MY COOL VOICE CALL THE DOCTOR ( IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE ) STRANGE LOVE AFAIRS - THE NEW BOOK ABOUT OUR RELATINSHIP TO COMPUTERS. WRITTEN BY THE MAN WHO ONLY COULD LOVE COMPUTERS, LORD STRANGELOVE (LORD RAR KJEARLIGHET) RAZOR STRIKES , GO-CA.... STRIKKER WELL, OVER TO THE MOST INTERESTING PART OF THIS TEXT: THE-UP-TO-DATE-RAZOR-MEMBERS-LIST LORD S. - CODING, CODING AND CODING SECTOR 9 - FOUNDER, GFX, SWAPPING AND SOME CODING INSANE - GFX,SWAPPING AND C.J. EDITOR DR.NO - FOUNDER, SWAPPING, SOME CODING SHINE - MEGA-GFX ZIPHOID - SWEDISH LEADER AND MEGA MUSIC SIR HENRY - CODING DIMARZ - CODING ONLY THIS GUYS ARE RAZOR MEMBERS, AND PLEASE NOTE THAT WATCHMEN ARE NO LONGER A MEMBER OF RAZOR STRANGE THINGS HAPPENS.......THE AMIGA HAS BEEN PUSHED TO ITS LIMITS......YOU THOUGHT BUT NOT YET! IN OUR NEXT RELEASE: WIRWAR, YOU CAN GET TOTAL SATISFACTION CAMELS ( THE CHOOSEN ONES ) - WAIT FOR OUR NEXT DEMO CALLED : ?????? FOR SALE: A TRAIN TICKET TO NORDKAPP ( CALL INSANE FOR DETAILS! ) DR.NO TOOK THE DECISION: THE 64 IS FOR SALE!! ( SORRY GO-CARTEL BUT YOU MUST OFFER MORE THEN 2200 NKR FOR IT! ) SCROLLTEXT DEBUGGED BY INSANE %%%TRACTOR%%% MANIAC LIVE FOR YOUR AMIGA, GIVE IT TOTALLY PRIORITY OVER ALL OTHER DOINGS...... TO BE ON TOP IS EQUAL TO BE A MEMBER OF R.... 19.. DR. NO SAYS GOODBYE TO YOU FRIENDS AND GO-CARTEL $$$$$$$$$$$ WITH OUR SLOGAN: SPREADING THE NEWS AROUND THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! RAZOR 1911 THE LEADING CREW IN NORWAY!!!!!!!!