SHARE AND ENJOY OF SCOOPEX ========================== PRESS THE RIGHT MOUSEY BUTTON TO READ ON! THIS DEMO IS ENTITLED: BADLY DRAWN. WRITTEN BY COMRADE J, GRAPHICS BY TIW, SPRITES BY COMRADE J, TUNE BY ZING (CALLED 'ARE YOU?') AND FONT BY PETE. IF YOU CAN READ THE SCROLLY ABOVE YOU MUST BE REALLY TALENTED. SHARE AND ENJOY ARE: ANARCKY, COMRADE J, DEL, DIABLO, ED-209, JON (AIX), JROK'89, JUDGE, KRS-1, MR. ANONYMOUS, MR. KIPLING, OVERLORD X, OZONE, PETE, RATH THE DRUID, SAGA, SPEX, T.I.W., ZAPPA AND ZING!!!!! SCOOPEX ARE NOW IN AUSTRIA, GERMANY, SWEDEN, U.K. AND TURKEY A LONG, LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY....... A GALAXY CALLED - AUSTRIA - THERE WAS A STAR, AND THAT STAR WAS CALLED - MEGAFORCE (WEIRD NAME FOR A STAR?????). LIKE ALL GOOD THINGS, THIS STAR HAD TO DIE, BUT OUT OF THE NEBULA THAT REMAINED OF MEGAFORCE, A NEW STAR WAS BORN, -=SCOOPEX=- !!!!!!!!! HEY! I WONDER IF YOU CAN READ THIS MED-RES TEXT ON A T.V? I WRITE MY DEMOS ON DEVPAC 2 WITH THE WORKBENCH INTERLACE ON, SO THE TOPAZ FONT IS HALF ITS NORMAL SIZE, TRY DOING THAT ON A TV! (TRY USING PROFESSIONAL PAGE ON A TV!!). T.I.W. STILL USES HIS A500 ON A TELLY, WEIRD THAT, HE'S ONE OF OUR GRAFIX ARTISTS, AND HE HASN'T GOT A MONITOR! ADVERTISMENT CONTACT THE UK'S HOTTEST AMIGA BBS: AIX-386 TEL: (ENGLAND) (0905) 57882/52536/754127/754151/58030/56610 ALL LINES UP TO 2400, 56610 ON HST FOR 9600!!! THREE LAYER FISHYFIELD!!! SAE STRIKE AGAIN! HEY, WATCH THIS! SHARE AND ENJOY THIS DEMO WAS CODED BY COMRADE J!!! (2.3 EQUALIZER HELP BY DEL) TUNE BY ZING ­ THE GRAFIX ARE BY COMRADE J (FISH AND SPRINGYTHINGYS), T.I.W (MAIN SCREEN) AND PETE (THE FONT). THIS PART OF THE MEGADEMO IS DEDICATED TO THE CRAZY PEOPLE OF THE ELECTRIC MENAGERIE CORPORATION!!!!! - TUFFTY, PJ, FUZZZ AND ALL THE OTHERS‚ I MUST SEND A  BIG THANKS FOR LETTING ME USE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS –­ YES, THIS DEMO IS WEIRD - W E I R D ! YOU MAY WONDER WHY I HAVE A FISH FIELD INSTEAD OF THE MORE USUAL STARFIELD. THIS IS A: BECAUSE STARFIELDS ARE PISS EASY TO DO AND B: BECAUSE WE LIKE FISH. SO DO EMC, WHICH IS WHY ONE OF THEIR SOURCEFILES IS CALLED 'HADDDOCK_COD.HALLIBUT' OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WEIRD? YES THEY ARE. I'VE JUST REALISED I MEANT TO SEND A MESSAGE TO ANOTHER CODING FRIEND OF MINE, YIDDO OF THE AMAZING ODYSSEY! HEY YIDDO, YOU THOUGHT YOUR SCROLLY WAS VOMMIT-INDUCING, WELL LOOK AT THIS, IT'LL EMPTY YOUR STOMACH QUICKER THAN LISTENING TO A KYLIE MINOGUE RECORD. … LA LA LA LA I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!!! LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY..... OH SHIT, I'VE HAD A KYLIE ATTACK! AAARGH! AH, THAT'S BETTER. HOW CAN ANYONE LIKE THAT UGLY DWARF-WOMAN? I'VE SAID ENUF, LISTEN TO THE TWISTED MIND OF ANARCKY FOR A WHILE.... – ANARCKY HERE. I HOPE THIS COLOUR TURNS OUT OKAY. WELL, WHAT SHALL I WRITE ABOUT THEN? FIRST OF ALL A FEW MESSAGES TO SOME PEOPLE IN BRISTOL. THANKS TO KIT FOR THE SLOGAN 'PROPERTY IS THEFT' (THERE, I HAVE GREETED YOU NOW.) BY THE WAY KIT, YOU OWE ME FIFTEEN POUNDS FOR A WASTED TRIP TO BRISTOL AND BACK. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE FOR DERBY ABOUT FIVE MINUTES BEFORE WE PHONED YOU. YOU ALSO OWE LEE ABOUT TWO THOUSAND QUID FOR HIS MUM'S CAR THAT HE WROTE OFF BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T IN. YOU PROBABLY OWE A MAN FOR A CONCRETE PILLAR THAT WE DROVE INTO. A BRIEF MESSAGE TO JIM. I HATE YOU AND YOU ARE A SHEEP-SHAGGING, UGLY, DEFORMED, HIDEOUS, STUPID, THICK, BORING, UGLY (I KNOW THAT'S REPEATED, BUT YOU REALLY ARE!), BASTARD!!! HELLO TO LEE. I WILL BEAT YOU AT ANY GAME YOU CHOOSE. SAME GOES TO WELSH-MAN. BY THE WAY I SUGGESTED THE NAME FOR THIS DEMO. THIS IS NOT DEDICATED TO ANDY Z, I JUST THOUGHT THAT THIS DEMO WAS BADLY DRAWN. OH WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE TO SAY, NOT THAT I PUT ANY THOUGHT INTO WHAT I HAVE JUST WRITTEN. ANARCKY OVER AND OUT. – WHEEEEEEEE! HELLO UNWORTHY DOGS! THIS IS T.I.W. HERE! OK, HERE'S SOME MORE ULTIMATE ECSTATIC SCROLLYTEXT FOR YOU TO VOMIT TO. SINCE ANARCKY HAS SAID SOME STUFF, I WILL HAVE TO HURRY UP WITH THIS! A MESSAGE TO RICHARD 'DICKHEAD' MONTEIRO- THE ST LOVER (OUCH, WILL SOMEBODY HELP ME GET MY NOB OUT OF THE USER PORT?) AMIGA DOS IS OK ACTUALLY. IT'S JUST YOU HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE OF A SECOND-HAND SOUTH AMERICAN GOBSTOPPER (SUCKED ONCE.) IF YOU WANT REAL POWER, GO OUT TO YOUR GARDEN SHED, GRAB THE NEAREST AXE, GO UP TO YOUR COMPUTER ROOM, PUT YOUR ST ON THE BED (OR ANY OTHER SOFT SURFACE, LIKE COMRADE J'S HEAD) AND CHOP IT INTO LITTLE PIECES USING THE AXE. NEXT, PICK UP ALL THE PIECES, INCLUDING ALL THE NOVELTY JELLY BABIES, PUT THEM INTO A PLASTIC BAG AND FLUSH THEM DOWN THE LAVATORY. THEN WITHDRAW 350 POUNDS FROM YOUR VECTOR ACCOUNT AND GO AND BUY AN AMIGA. GO ON, DO IT NOW! SO THEN, WE'VE JUST HAD A BOUT OF WHIZZO FUN WITH COMRADE J'S MOUSE. – HEY GUYS - ANY CHANCE OF LETTING ME SAY SOMETHING? I MEAN, I DID WRITE THIS DEMO. (I WROTE IT IN MY SLEEP). OH SORRY. CAN'T SAY ANTHING EXCEPT - DON'T BLAME ME FOR THE BADLY DRAWN GRAPHICS, THAT WAS TIW'S FAULT. OVER AND OUT FROM COMRADE J